>want to buy bitcoins >they won't sell me any unless

Do you have something to hide? Are you a pedophile or a terrorist?

>>57551654
>Do you have something to hide?
No I don't!
Here's my email password: SephirothFF7

>>57551708
kek

Dude just use Coin.com
Literally /thread

All you need is a debit card and that is it.

>>57551627
dumb frogposter

>>57551627
>Trying to utilize something financially based
>Guys they won't let me unless I provide personal info
The post


No way you aren't under 20 as you're far too ignorant.

>>57551873
i think you made a mistake ?

Use localbitcoin buy via bank deposit and use grams or bitcoinfog to tumble them

>>57551873
Debit cards reveal your identity

>>57552002
>use cash
>no personal info given whatsoever

It's too bad bitcoin can't be used in the same way

>>57551627
Look at DECRED it's like Bitcoin 2.0 made by ex-Bitcoin devs

>>57551627
Buy with cash, not using bank transfer. Or mine ETH and sell for BTC, crypto-to-crypto doesn't fall under AML/KYC.

>>57554641
>Debit cards reveal your identity
Maybe go to Walmart and preload a debit card with cash? Are you dumb as fuck Anon?

>>57554744
They can trace where the debit card was purchased then look at the cameras of you buying it.

>>57554847
>They can trace where the debit card was purchased then look at the cameras of you buying it.
which they will never do unless you literally plan to shoot up a school/bomb a marathon/buy kiddie porn, and in all of those cases fuck off

>>57555047
There are more reasons than that. But the point is you are calling others dumb for not knowing how to hide your identity when your method isnt fullproof. Stay mad.

>>57551627
Just give them the information and then send the coins to a tumbler.

>>57554641
You're stupid as fuck. Like actually retarded. I bet you blur out license plates in pictures too.

>>57555139
I worked at a major grocery chain and can confirm that they have high resolution ip cameras everywhere and security has facial recognition software that they can flag people with.

Mine some dumbass.

>>57554847
>being this paranoid
I can't decide whether I would even want to know what the fuck you plan on doing with your bitcoins.

use a btc atm you stupid fuck

>>57554641
Via Tor or I2P?

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I have Bitcoin too, but I didn't give personal info

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>Buy Bitcoin
>Exchange for some other crypto like Monero (so it looks like you're just trading cryptos if for some reason you're lucky enough to get checked/audited)
>Exchange again to Bitcoin on another clean wallet
>Tumble that and get paid on a third wallet
>Use that third wallet to buy whatever

Find a flaw.

>>57551708
Thanks Justin, just got your sister address from your contacts, if i were you i would wait for bad news kek

>>57551627
Bitcoin ATMs are nice.

>>57554641
So then tumble the Bitcoin your purchase and they'll be anonymous.

>>57551627

Serious discussion:

This is actually why buttcoins failed. They are almost unusable to the average person. I realized it way too late, shoulda gotten out, lost $2000. The Linux of currencies.

>>57551627
Just give them your details and mix the coin you get.

if you're afraid of giving up basic private information then you're clearly a pedophile/druggie who wanted to buy illegal goods

>>57564806
If you're a high enough suspect, it won't really matter. People get paid to track down money laundering for a living, you know.

>>57565894
>If you're a high enough suspect, it won't really matter
If you're careful about this stuf from the very beginning, you won't end up being a suspect in the first place.

>People get paid to track down money laundering for a living, you know.
They're not always successful. Especially when it comes to money that's entirely online and not tied to actual companies and accounts.
As long as you take the required security measures, it will be basically impossible to track you down.

>>57564806
how much does that eat away tho?

>>57567697
It depends on the scale of the operation.
If we're talking about the money for a couple of grams of weed, then you shouldn't even bother with this level of paranoia in the first place.
But if we're talking tens of thousands for more severe crimes (like buying weapons, fake money, drugs to sell, etc), then a relatively smll loss becomes a must, since it would only be an investment in your safety.

>>57564806
Why tumble the Bitcoin you buy with Monero? It should be completely untraceable.

>>57567800
>It should be completely untraceable
Are you sure law enforcement can't trace Monero activities?

>>57551654
Terrorist

Sounds like opening a bank account in Britain.

>>57554847
Wear a fake nose that is stuck to a pair of glasses.

>>57559377
I work with licence plate recognition and I am pretty sure you can trick the facial recognition with a emo hairdo (maybe a wig) and stuff on your face like sunglasses or make-up.

>>57567891
How could they? Do you know how it works? Tumbling Bitcoin is far more traceable than a Monero transaction. Best practice is store the funds in Monero and only convert to Bitcoin when you're making a payment. The longer longer you the funds in Monero the more mixed they will become.

>>57567994
Ah cool, I thought you could trace Monero transactions through the blockchain like a normal crypto.
So it's completely untraceable?

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>>57551654
Or both?

>>57568354
Your transaction is mixed with a bunch of earlier transactions on the blockchain and future transactions made by others will use your transaction for mixing. Your money could essentially be anywhere on the blockchain.

>>57551654
Both.

>>57567994
so, which coin is even more untraceable then monero?

>>57570679
None

i bet OP skipped penis inspection day too

any advice for maintaining ratio on AHD? i just did 2 recent internal movie releases, if i just keep them seeding will it be fine? upload so far has been only like .5gb between the two 20gb movies i finished maybe 5 hours ago. do television series seed better? any advice?

>>57565679
Its over 700$ if you paid attention. The first of anything new will have flaws.
Autism op