>have slow aging phone >browse for newer ones to buy >phone

Be careful. It knows.

10/10 blog post friend

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>internet starts lagging and dropping
>remains like that for about a week
>no bills due for another month
>type "I know you're watching me." into the search bar without actually pressing enter
>fast internet with no problems immediately after

>>57490524
>Tell retarded parents that I can't fix a problem with their software
>I try to fix the problem hitting my head on the wall without a solution
>They just upgraded their software and everything is fine...

>still using blade 3
>only thing that doesnt crash is clover
God bless floens

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>>57491715
>be browsing this thread
>drone drops off gift bag on my doorstep

I just dont want to have to watch over my shoulder

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>Have the latest iPhone
>hear rumors about the next iPhone
>my iPhone suddenly gets slower and dies

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>buy a Pixel XL
>the chin's a little big but everything else is bretty gud