hey /g/ My japanese cousin is coming in next week. What's

>>57489387
fleshlights

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>>57489387
Just buy a big rice cooker.

Fax machines

Math textbooks

Fancy entertainment tech and toilets, but old-ass phones and put your computer on the floor.

>>57489387
Install a bathtub the size of a Tic-Tac container. Also put IE on the desktop.

>>57489387
Get one of the toilets that clean your ass with a stream of water

>>57489387
An automatic seppuku machine

Throw away your couches and put the pillows on the floor to kneel on. Pull out your old flip phone. Either upgrade your toilet or remove it entirely,a hole in the floor is fine. Install windows XP onto your computers(probably what your cousin is using at work). Make sure you have a spare sex doll for evening entertainment, she should be modeled like a 13 year old girl if you want him to be comfortable with it. You can all gather around it and masturbate on its face.

>>57489387
duct tape your eyes so he thinks your nipoonisian you must present him with honorbru sony products no cheap american shito, also offer him a small child to rub his crotch against since not only is this the norm nipoonisia it is also encouraged

>>57489387
Rape

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>>57489387

install lots of visual novels with lolis so he can have some fun

short list off the top of my head:
eden*
Irotoridori no Sekai and Irotoridori no Hikari
Chicchakunai
AstralAir
Monobeno
Hoshizora no Memoria
Maitetsu
Tsuushinbo
Natsukumo
Shoujo Ramune
Teaching Feeling

Do note there's a chance you'll get arrested for possessing most of these games

>>57489551
Wish I could afford that thing.

>>57493480
Its $150 and it pays for itself in a month

>>57493524
How does a rice cooker pay for itself?

>>57494226
By saving money on food simply by eating rice you dumb gaijin

>>57494637
but my $15 rice cooker does a great job

>>57495165
Then it has paid for itself tenfold

>>57489387
Bidet.

>>57489387
A fax machine.