How does /g/ support themselves? I'm just now realizing

I suck cocks for money, Its a living.

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I have a job as a sys admin at a real place of business. So fat white people pay me to fuck around on 4chan and once a week i google how to fix a server. Feelsgoodman

I bake and sell cakes

>>57465508
Shiiiiiiiii dawg do you ship that shit? How much for 1 cake from a fellow ni/g/g/a?

>>57465658
No, I deliver them to people's houses on my bicycle. Also I don't sell to negroes.

>>57465487
Did you have to have any certs to get job?

>>57465689
obviously

>>57464130
I work for a small business that administrates networks for a few dozen other small businesses in my area. $30k/yr + ~$700/mo in mileage, I don't have a degree or any certs. It'll get me through a degree so I can get a better job in this field later.

I bus tables at Olive garden because too autistic to serve and bussers make more than line cooks
> Tfw college student
> Tfw criminal record for another 5 months probation for expungement

5 months then Ill get a proper tech support job until I get my degree

>>57464130
>Work for Dad's small business as computer guy.
Normally just google any problems anyone has an d make sure internet works. Doing this until I get through college

>>57465689
Yes bachelors degree, minor, 2 windows 7 certs, 1 windows server cert, and a bunch of gay business shit.

You should start by getting an MS 70-680 or 685. It aint hard.

>>57465678
Dude bike to my house. I live in Kansas City. I have $17 cash and some weed.

I'm a pizza delivery guy. It pays better than you might think: $10/hour, $2 per delivery, and complete ownership of any tips. On average, I make about $15/hour; on a particularly good night, $20/hour.

>>57465487
I've always wanted to do something like that, but I've felt like theres very little job transferability/application towards my resume with a job like that. Anyone who knows anything about IT work would know it's a bullshit job.

>tfw just got hired as Junior Software Developer.

What am I in for boys? They use C# mostly.

data engineer
75k
still somewhat underpaid

>>57468132
>data engineer
The fuck is that? And how is 75k underpaid in that?
What certs and shit do you have?

>>57468132
You're definitely getting underpaid.
Higher ups are scared of databases so they pay as much as you want.

>>57467141
Is this a joke? Simply putting "System Admunistrator" on my resume started getting me inquiries for dozens of jobs a week on linkedin.

I suck dicks for bitcoin

Have an affiliate website that rakes in 1k each month. Doesn't take any time after the initial first months.

It is good enough for a student since it is basically free money now.

I'm NEET and live with my parents, because even though I have a bachelor's degree I'm not qualified for any IT job except for helpdesk shit. every position requires 5-10+ years of experience.

>>57471531
sorry for you if you beleive this shit

>>57471574
should I just apply for every job then even if I'm not qualified according to them? the fact is that there are so many unemployed IT professionals here that employers can basically just choose whomever they want.

>>57471588
yeah apply, what you see is the ideal candidate, which is hard to get. and you are better than most, aint you ? ;)

>>57471613
probably not, since I've been to numerous interviews but in the end they always hire someone else

>>57471622
yes you are, you've got the /g/ene!

pls anon, just get your shit together. maybe you are just shit at interviews ?

just carpetbomb those job postings, and fuck HRs

>>57471674
well, I am shit at interviews because I'm not charismatic at all. I lost a good job opportunity once because I fucked up the interview.

I'm still a student and work as a sysadmin for comp sci labs. I am always broke and stressed, life is great.

>>57471737
fake it till you make it, anon. Bath, look and smell good, at least look friendly

the good thing with interviews is that you get better with time, but that's not the point.
what did you fuck up ?

>>57466070
About week ago pizza delivery guy got hit by a car about two blocks away from where I live. He was in intensive care first now I dont know. He is somalian refugee or something so its ok

>>57471755
I was very meek and unassertive, so I probably didn't make an impression on them

>>57471790
>somalian refugee
>working
0/10

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>>57464130
Commercial Motor Vehicles.

Tractor-Truck w/ Semi-Trailer. (and reefer)

AKA: 16 wheeler.

>>57470435
How does one get started doing this?
I know it's kind of scammy, but I'm a student that needs money.

Same here.
look /g/ folks, Im in my first year in community college, its 6 years all together to get to university and get a CS degree.
But why the fukc IT jobs are so fucking different, If i want to be a mechanic, I could go to any cars maintenance shop, but when it comes to IT, thanks to all IT fags, you need some kind experience to even have a chance without a CS degree.

>>57471737
Hey buddy, You really should take a public speaking class, just go to any community college and sign up.
It woild really help you with all those crap.

>>57464130
I'm about to graduate with a bachelors in CS and starting to look around. I'd frankly be okay with a shit internship if it leads to employment or some transferable skills on my resume.

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>>57464130
System Engineer, pays well, had to work from helpdesk to here though

I live at home and on the money I get from the government for studying.

>>57473947
Hoow? This sounds like the literal dream life.

>>57474047
>Hoow?
By living in Sweden.
It's not very much I get ~300€/month, but when living at home with no expenses it's neat.

>>57465678
How do you manage that

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I stream using an alias separate from my irl persona. I just tell my friends and family that I am a freelance webdev. I don't make as much as people think but it's enough for the next couple of years.

>>57472103
Bumping for this