/csg/ Chink Shit General

First for Vicky

First for Trump

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I joined the meme guys
And so far it's a good meme

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So uhh, it's already 1:00 AM 11.11 in china. do the deals start applying now or do they wait for some other timezones.

Tomorrow a lot of brave chinese workers will die from overworking

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>>57460339
There's literally a countdown on AliExpress.

>>57460339
The days normally start at 4pm here I noticed. Not sure why. Just 15 more hours anon

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I just recieved my second chink package ever. What does pic related mean. IF you cannot read (fully understandable, Galaxy Tab 4's camera sucks ass), it says
"Goods not fulfilling the conditions laid down in Articles 28 and 29 of the Treaty on the functioning of the European Union".

Am I about to be chinked by my own government?

Is Muzee the only good bag brand on AliExpress? I'm looking for nice simple canvas backpacks

>>57460353
That means literally nothing for you.
Unless you're about to resell officially

>>57460348
>>57460352
oh fugg. thanks.

Redmi 4 Pro (non note) y/n?

Where to buy from if i'm in Norway?

>>57460398
Wait for RN4P

>>57460398
n, rn3p is still the meme

>>57460412
>>57460410
But it's cheaper and also 5" which I prefer.

>>57460398
>>57460430
https://www.kimovil.com/en/where-to-buy-xiaomi-redmi-4-pro

>>57460353
Nobody knows

if you look the references up the treaty article 28 is a parable written in Aramaic about a minotaur who coveted the sun and article 29 is just a smear of blood across the page that never seems to dry.

>>57460369
>Is Muzee the only good bag brand on AliExpress? I'm looking for nice simple canvas backpacks
Got a muzee backpack couple days ago, nice quality, can vouch for it.

>>57460443
Fucking europe just let me move to china

>>57460353
It means that although it appears to emanate from Holland (assuming they used PostNL) and should therefore be exempt from Customs duties because of muh single market free trade no tariff zone, in fact it came from outside the EU and merely had a layover in Holland so is subject to inspection and VAT/duty as appropriate.

>>57460309
>Newfags still confused about 11.11 and what it is >>57457045 →

I have hundreds of orders at Aliexpress over a longer time than this general even exists but I still don't really know what 11.11 is any good for.
Seems like they want to promote their stupid mobile app. No, I won't install software for something on a phone that can be done in a browser on a desktop PC or Notebook more comfortably.
Also most discounts are not even cheaper than the same product from other sellers which don't participate in 11.11.

>>57460468
>not availing yourself of a useful tool because of muh botnet
Prices in general are lower on the app. Fill up your cart in a browser on your desktop, then open up the app and check the cart price in there.

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Any wishlists for dank 11/11 sale to share?

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What are you buying anons?
I'll get a bunch of laser cut metal models, but I don't know what else to get

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I'm looking for a good-tier media / android tv box

Is this a good choice?
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Newest-H96-Pro-3GB-16GB-Android-TV-Box-Amlogic-S912-Octa-Core-Android-6-0-OS/32753306155.html

Description states:
Hdmi 2.0
4k @ 60 Hz / 60 fps
H265 hevc
high dynamic range (HDR)

seems like good chinkshit, yeh?

>>57460494
>>57460506
https://imgur.com/a/JvrGt

>>57460542

Sure, but you won't notice all that much difference between it and a $30 quad-core S905 1/8

>it's another sale day with no need for anything and no ideas episode

fuck

How much more expensive is the Redmi note 4 pro compared to the rmn3p?

>>57460609
There is no RN4P.

>mediakek
it's shit.

Generally how many days does it take to receive a small epacket from Shenzhen china to the eastern side of the US (Florida)?

So if i willingly am going to expose myself to the BM-800 meme what should i purchase? I have my eyes on these three, is there anything else i need? This will be my first microphone that isn't attached to a headset.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Professional-BM-800-BM800-Condenser-Microphone-Cardioid-Pro-Audio-Studio-Vocal-Recording-Mic-KTV-Karaoke-with/32408017858.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_2_10091_10090_10088_10089,searchweb201603_1&btsid=114d750a-8f64-40f6-91e7-5a21c9b4505d

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Extendable-Recording-Microphone-Holder-Suspension-Boom-Scissor-Arm-Stand-Holder-with-Microphone-Clip-Table-Mounting-Clamp/32636706418.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_2_10091_10090_10088_10089,searchweb201603_1&btsid=114d750a-8f64-40f6-91e7-5a21c9b4505d

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Double-Layer-Studio-Microphone-Mic-Wind-Screen-Pop-Filter-Swivel-Mount-Mask-Shied-For-Speaking-Recording/32699514183.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_2_10091_10090_10088_10089,searchweb201603_1&btsid=7c027239-50eb-4bec-8b3e-c6f57d0cf922

>>57460617
http://www.xiaomidevice.com/xiaomi-redmi-note-4-pro.html

?

So when you've got options on an item and it only gives one 11/11 price, is that for all options or what?

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https://www.aliexpress.com/item/197pcs-Pirate-Ship-Building-Blocks-Sailor-Captain-Pirate-Minifigures-Enlighten-Toys-For-Children-Compatible-Legoelieds-Pirates/32700829383.html

About to buy chinklego for my nephew

>>57460636
phantom power

>>57460567
what kind of degenerate list is this I'm no edgy homosexual

>>57460644
>xiaomidevice
>When it is in stock, we will release it on our website and email you at the first time.
This page has been like that for 6 months now. it's just speculation and that store is not official, the name is misleading.

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>>57460636
>forgetting phantom power

Its like these threads write themselves

>>57460664
Is there a /csg/ approved one?
>>57460677
I'm reading up on it right now, i just don't know which one to get.

>>57460668
>I'm no edgy homosexual
but it's 2016

>>57460679
people are going to tell you just get a cheap phantom power
If you're really serious about audio and want to see how deep the memehole goes get a proper audio interface

>>57460688
I was kinda thinking that this would be a good starting point to learn with, i will get proper equipment in the future but i have an easier time learning about stuff if i can physically examine it rather than reading about it.

I want to buy a 50cm led usb tape, but
> Power Consumption (W/m): 2.88W/m
Does it seriously use hourly more power than my computer?

>>57460323
There's plenty of sub $10 earbud that sounds as good, if not better than this meme. Monk just happen the one who lucky enough to get the spotlight

>>57460679
>>57460688
this get a good audio interface
scarlett is a pretty solid option if you are now getting into it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ivuYee6KAw

>>57460688
>If you're really serious about audio and want to see how deep the memehole goes and you're a hyper-autist

fixd

>>57460713
yes if your computer is raspberry pi

>>57460723
this

I think /csg/ should go back to the golden days of exploring and testing previously undiscovered memes

>>57460670
Ok thanks. I think I'll wait for the new oneplus announcement on the 15th instead.

>>57460713

Yes, if they're in any way bright.

>>57460725

If you're gonna go Focusrite at least get a 2i2 for the headphone dial

>>57460748
>>57460725
>>57460702
Scarlett is a great recommendation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9VPm-cl_5o

>>57460732
CHINESE USB LED STRIP
2.88 Watts / MINUTE * 60 = 172.8 Watts / HOUR
Non-gaming PC
90 watts / HOUR

>>57460309
Has 11:11 started already ? It's already november 11 in China.

convince me not to buy it

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Nokia-N-Series-N95-8GB-Unlocked-Black-Smartphone-WIFI-GPS-5MP-Free-Shipping-/281621881856?hash=item4191f8e400:g:KjAAAOSwrklU-yZ0

>>57460762
its a 2.88w/meter

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>>57460762
>watts per minute/hour
>joules per second per minute

Is this actually a way to measure something? I'm not an expert but it sounds weird

>>57460777
What the fuck is a meter??!!! That's not even a time measure, fucking chinks

>>57460725
>>57460761
But it's a bit too expensive for me right now... That's why i want to buy cheap chink shit

>>57460777
>w/METER
What kind of measure is this?

>>57460773
This kind of shit is usually a refurbished phone with chink sparepart with questionable quality control. If you're lucky enough, maybe it can last two and half weeks before it stopped working completely. If you're looking for a way to throw away your money, might as well donate it to KKK instead of chinks

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someone asked about my night vision system, here's what I can get in absolutely pitch dark

>>57460713

It's power consumption per strip meter, not per minute.

>>57460784
>>57460793
if you gave 1 meter of led strip it draws 2.88w is it that hard to understand ?

>>57460636
You should purchase a $1 lapel mic instead

Are the piston hybrids a worthy upgrade from the piston 3's if I want to experiment with v shaped sound signatures? I usually use balanced earbuds, so it's either this, or getting both the rock zircons and Kz ates for sale on AliExpress for the same price

>>57460788
well then a cheap phantom power is probably best for your budget
just keep in mind that you're going to pay $30-40 for something with the sole purpose of powering a mic and decide if thats worth it to you

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>>57460810
Electricity draw is measured Watts/Time not fucking meters, meters aren't even a real measure

FUCKING CHINKS

>>57460783
It's not an actual measurement just a stupid rate for consumption the real measurement would be kWh's

>>57460843
>Watts/Time
A Watt is already Energy divided by Time you fucking retard

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>>57460825
or a decent mic that doesnt need phantom power. i'm surprised the sf-666 and sf-920 aren't recommended more and people instead shill the BM-800 to people who just want a decent mic without all the autist trappings

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NCkXuNfM-A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGehwMt1Vdw

>>57460865
Well, there are definitely no lights on mine. At least nothing is lighting up.
I guess I'll write to Gearbest.

>>57460837
get all 3 bro
life isn't about playing it safe man

>>57460739
not happening now the discord children have taken over
They only get $10/month pocket money and cant afford to risk it on anything that isnt the same old tried anad tested shit

>>57460883
this
at most you can give the ones you don't like to family as a christmas gift or something
that and chink headphones usually dont last that long anyway so its good to have a replacement

>>57460843

Wattage is already in time, ha ha, like what is wrong with you my man? Watt/minute would be like, accelerating electricity.

>>57460886
i have a lot of untested memes coming in about 4-6 weeks
bless china post

>>57460837
Mi hybrid is more like dark rather than V-shape. Contrary to popular belief, Hybrid bass is actually more nigger-ish than zircon and people who came from piston 3 mostly ends up disappointed by hybrid.

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Xiaomi has new BT earphones and they look uncomfortable as fuck.

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>>57460872
I'm the MIC for a room with a guinea pig and loud TV anon.

I was looking for a mic that doesn't pick anything from 2 meters away.
My cheap mic was actually the best. Or even mobile phone mic was better.
[spoiler]I'm actually building a soundproof wall behind my PC screen for my teamspeak chats.

>>57460908
I feel cheated somehow.

>>57460860
>>57460908
Watt-hours are a measurement of energy, describing the total amount of electricity used over time. Watt-hours are a combination of how fast the electricity is used (watts) and the length of time it is used (hours). For example, a 15-watt light bulb, which draws 15 watts at any one moment, uses 15 watt-hours of electricity in the course of one hour.

>>57460958
Which is Wt not W/t

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Noob question:

Right now I've just saved away the urls to all chinkshit I'll order tomorrow in a text file,
but is it possible to 'build up' my shopping cart on aliexpress prior to the sale?

Can I create a cart today and come back tomorrow and complete the purchase?

>>57460633
Please respond...

>>57460984
Use your wishlist

>>57460984
plz share your text file

Is this webcam any good?
www.aliexpress.com/item/cam/32541121794.html

And also is there any difference between cheap usb adapters and is it worth paying for an additional antenna or is it a placebo?
www.aliexpress.com/item/wifi-antenna/32323658353.html

www.aliexpress.com/item/wifi/32634605464.html

I'm looking to buy some cheap yet legit mirco sd cards, where should I get those at?

How do I prepare for singles day? Can I get unique coupons now?

>>57461129
muh sharks

>>57461148
this, I have no idea what to do.
already looked up yotaphone 2 and Miband 2
500€ euros to use from election bet, but I may buy rx-470 on black friday.

>>57460723
>>57460739

Look at that packaging and the seller page. If you think anyone is memeing harder than that while also providing quality, non-typical memes, let's see them.

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So this is what i plan on buying. All this should allow me to run the microphone on my pc right? Is there anything i should exchange for something better in a close price range?

>>57461231
bm 800 for $30? Aren't they usually half that?

SJWCAM SJ5000X Action Camera Available From Tomtop.com For $113.99

http://www.gizmochina.com/2016/11/10/sjcam-sj5000x-action-camera-available-tomtop-com-113-99/

>>57460661
Oldskool Lego knockoff. Nice

>>57461231
$50 + $30 for the BM to work, you mayaswell get a blue yeti or snowball.

>>57461250
This one's $11 on 11.11
http://s.aliexpress.com/eqUJ3Ija

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Friendly reminder, do not buy Christmas lights from chinks.

Which of these chink sites have tracking? I am not registering to any site with no tracking number, it's retarded

>>57461231
Get the BM-800 and phantom power off ebay, do an offer price to the chinks. You'll get it for much much less. You're overspending. They often do bundles with arm, phantom power, mic and pop filter too.

>>57461231
>>57461277
Also you can buy that same no name power supply on ebay for cheaper right now. You can do better than this anon.

http://www.ebay.com/p/48v-phantom-power-supply-with-adapter-for-condenser-microphone-us-plug/1777899682

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Are there any other recommended PC gamepads? (xbox layout not required)

>>57461333
Xiaomi gamepad or gamesir g3s

>>57461333
dualshock 4
you can use the touchpad for more buttons

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HouseFire batteries are finally here

>>57461316
>do an offer price to the chinks
?
>>57461332
I need EU plug tho

>>57460463
Not him, but thanks, I've wondered about that.

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I already got ~67.6 CNY saving on taobao order + discount on taobao agent fee, thanks chinks!

>>57460984
Can you share your file?

>>57461371

what are they for? Mouth fedora?

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since someone asked for the rest of my csg night vision system, here you go

>>57461333
Forgot the link
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/pc-only/32299663112.html

>>57461364
>>57461366
Thanks. I use it twice a year so I'll just get this cheap shit.

>>57461409
I plan to chink normies with chink powerbanks

>>57461415

Hope you got a lifejacket for all the pussy you're going to be drowning in once the grills see that.

>>57461404
>>57461071
It's mostly buttplugs and anime figurines

CSG essential stuff for a gay/LGBT anon?

>>57461446

any knife you can lodge in your head

>>57461378
Buy a $1 adapter off Ali then. I don't think there's any risk of housefire, since it just converts the actual plug.
>>57460661
Don't, it'll be shit
>>57461231
You can get that stuff for $20

>>57461415
Needs one more component
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/NVG-enhancement-module/32612122239.html

>>57461446
clorox

>>57460803

Neat!

>>57461446
Doge Pants

redmi 4 prime is the best xiaomeme 5" budget phone right now ,isn't it?

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Aukey vs ugreen for Fast Charge 3.0 and USB C?

>>57461415

That's pretty well executed. How long does it last on battery power?

>>57461487
yes

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>>57461415

Is there some Lego knoxkoff that sells WW2 German/NAZI stuff?

Am after a Panzertank for my father on law.

>>57461495

I don't know. currently it's running 8 1.5v AA batteries but I have a """""6000""""mAh lipo battery I'm going to equip it with. will see. I expect a few hours at least with the lipo

>>57461446
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/item-1/32392720643.html
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/item-2/32683641468.html
https://www.amazon.com/item-3/dp/B00SV9LQLY

>>57461446
http://www.ebay.com/itm/191909861245

>>57461415
Takes some pics outside

>>57461507
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/DLP9016-literally-Hitler/32683571903.html
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Hitlermobile/32639757695.html

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>>57461493
>these prices

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Alright anon. You convinced me.
How do I get a Daniel Wellington watch on Ali?
Tried searching for them to no avail, what kind of meme magic must I use to get myself one.

>>57461378
eBay lets you do an offer price lower than the listed price, chinks almost always take it. I managed to get my BM-900 and phantom power much below the listed price. They'd rather take fuck all than lose a sale.

>>57460453
Yeah the Muzee bags looks pretty good. Does yours run small at all?

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what knife should i get on aliexpress singles day sale?

It's 11/11 in chinkland now

>>57461643
Sale starts in 12 hours

hey /csg/, I want to buy an unlocked phone with a qwerty keyboard. Are there any chinkshit options?

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What's the difference between the Official International and regular versions here?
They're apparently all multi-language with botnet store, I need one that works in Europe and has German language support (buying it for my grandma).
http://www.geekbuying.com/item/Xiaomi-Redmi-Note-3-Pro-5-5-Inch-FHD-2GB-16GB-Smartphone-Qualcomm-Snapdragon-650-Hexa-Core-MIUI-V7-16-0MP-TOUCH-ID---Dark-Gray-362400.html

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>>57461544
Simple nylon fashion watch, will have DW brand on arrival

>>57461546
How little? $8? $5? $2?

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Things I've ordered has taken longer time than usual. Is this a busy time for the Chinks, or should I be worrying?

>>57461681
They had it listed for £16, I offered £10, they accepted. It's the metal shock mount version too.

>>57461460
>>57461469

Wow you post on a anime board and hate LGBT? I bet you also use a dedicated mp3 player instead of your phone.

>>57461699
Calling it an mp3 player would be wrong because it can play multiple formats, but yes I do use a dedicated mediaplayer.

>>57461684

worry. You're stuff is never coming anon.

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So what are the chances of an ebook chink reader in the near future?

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>>57460993
>>57461071
>>57461404
>>57460984
Alright, here you go:

Two android tv boxes (havent decided yet)
bike acessories
- bell, simple metal, small electric, big electric
- reflectors
hand grip trainer
vibration burglar alarms

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/T96-PRO-Android-TV-Box-Octa-core-DDR3-3GB-16GB-Dual-Band-WiFi-Bluetooth-4-1/32746957252.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Newest-H96-Pro-3GB-16GB-Android-TV-Box-Amlogic-S912-Octa-Core-Android-6-0-OS/32753306155.html


https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2015-New-bicycle-bell-Sound-Resounding-bike-bell-High-Quality-bicycle-accessories-It-s-cool-rockbros/32474570925.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Bicycle-ride-electronic-horn-mountain-bike-bell-bicycle-horn-bicycle-multicolour-electric-horn-electrofluid/32484563027.html


https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Bycicle-ABS-Plastic-Cycling-Electronic-Horns-Bike-Handlebar-Ring-Bell-Horn-Loud-Air-Alarm-Bell-Sound/32637516205.html


https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1pair-Bicycle-Bike-Wheel-Safety-Spoke-Reflector-Reflective-Mount-Clip-Warning/32733682226.html
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/PMMA-Original-Bicycle-Road-Bike-Front-And-Rear-Reflective-Lens-automatic-Reflectors-Rear-Light-seatpost-or/32737021179.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/10-40-Kg-Adjustable-Heavy-Grips-Hand-Gripper-Gym-Power-Fitness-Hand-Exerciser-Grip-Wrist-Forearm/32524814883.html

Alarm
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Free-Shipping-Black-1-Pcs-Remote-Control-Bicycle-Electromobile-Security-Vibration-Warning-Alarm-Home-Burglar-Window/32467733081.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Wireless-Remote-Control-Magnetic-Vibration-Motorcycle-Bike-Sensor-Door-Window-Home-Security-Burglar-Alarm/32579189587.html

>>57461707

> he fell for the dedicated mp3 player meme

lel

>>57461716
Why so many bells anon?

>>57461720
No meme to fall for there, buddy.

>>57461544
DW watch.
And get the 36mm version, the 40mm looks fuck hueg being all white, unless you have fat american wrist then go for the 40mm version.

>>57461752
If you don't have a smartphone, perhaps.

>>57461763
>>57461720
Lithu pls

>>57461763
i dont, what are you going to do little bitch? huh? HUH?

>>57461752

>>57461763
this.

Why don't you own a smart phone?

>>57461713
Extremely slim. Get a fucking kindle already.

Should i get Leagoo M5 for thirty dollars?

>>57461773

Xiaomi makes a good one. It plays flac and takes sdcards.

>>57461792
Depends what you want it for.

>>57461785
but i dont want to give amazon my money stallman told me that they are ebil

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>>57461747
The basic metal bell will be for "normal" use,
the small or big electric horn will be to signal CLEAR THE FUCKING WAY, when needed
Also they're cheap

Question:
I'm gonna order a load of these alarms, do you think the 'remotes' can be used interchangeably (straight off, or with some tweaking)?

I mean it would be a hazzle if only one remote worked for 3 alarms, and I would need another remote for another set of alarms.

>>57461807
That's why you get a blacklisted one off eBay like a non-mongoloid.

well I guess I do need some winter pants... old one has holes in it...

Add to cart now and wait until sale starts.

>>57461779
>>57461763
Don't want to charge my device every day and I don't want to be in that situation where I can't listen to music because my battery is too low on the phone. With an extra dedicated mediaplayer I don't have to worry too much about it.

>>57460984
>Can I create a cart today and come back tomorrow and complete the purchase?

They literary tell you to do that on the website.

>>57461793
Didn't every android played flac since 3.1

>>57461805
I just want it because it's cheap. Also having a backup phone probably isn't a bad idea

>>57461832
Just get a powerbank then which is a much more polyvalent device to carry around.

>>57461832

? just plug your phone in when you go to bed?

Are you handicapped ?

>>57461818
plus,

here's a video demonstrating the alarm
ttps://youtu.be/zM-rLmJGqB0

featuring epic cute korean cat

>>57461852

every android ever has played flac :p

>>57461720
>fell for BenjieS5 meme
>touchscreen buttons dont work
>got a full refund from gearbest
>the volume and select buttons work so I can at least shuffle all tracks
Its pretty decent. Theres a lot more output than my s7 edge so it can actually power my headphones. It also sounds noticeably better than my s7 because the audio hardware in the US one is supposedly shit.
It's nice to not worry about cables getting tangled or pulled when trying to handle my normal sized phone. Also great to not have to worry about battery life.
If the XDuooX2 is on sale again I'll consider it.

>>57461713
>>57461785
get a kobo

>>57461720
>>57461763
This is worse than urethra play posting.

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stop falling for the mp3 bait

>>57461856
You should definitely get it then.

>>57461858
You are stupid

>>57461859
You too

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuarrrrk.

I just noticed that the seller has a 10 dollar coupon off of 100, BUT it expires when 11.11 sale starts.

fucking gay man...

>>57461869
android has officially supported flac since 3.1 tho, and some players didn't come with the proper codecs so it wasn't always possible to listen to these before

New Version of Mi5s 32GB/4GB 11.11 Special Edition

http://en.miui.com/thread-406623-1-1.html

They say only difference is memory. No additional bands with B20.

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Any chink watches that look like Lain's?

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So for what meme should i fall this 11.11?
I already have:

Jinhao hand fedora
SOKI memewatch
KZ EDR2

I need another meme to fall, i have 5 bucks.

Is there any really good chink computer speakers?

Is there a chink knockoff of supermale vitality? Also any recommended chink water filters?

>>57461773
Nothing. If you've decided that you don't want a smartphone for whatever reason then a dedicated mp3 player makes perfect sense. Of course, if you don't have a smartphone in 2016 it's probably because you're the next Ted Kaczynski so the same Luddite pseudo-philosophy you follow which prevents you from owning a smartphone should also prohibit an mp3 player but that aside I don't see a problem with it.

>>57459704
Would you say this is better or worse than one of those cheap digital night vision devices like the Canis Latran PVS-14 or even those shitty EyeClops ones?

>>57461928
>i have 5 bucks

get the tenga knockoff eggs

>>57461763
>Shit DAC
>Shit power
>Shit menus
>Shit options

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>>57461926
grow up already.
>>57461928
something useful lol, too many idiots buying shit they don't use.

>>57461926
thats a girl watch m8

>>57461958
It's for my wife's daughter

>>57461665
The only difference I know is that it's more of a hassle to install custom rom on the official international.

I had to apply for that stupid shit first to unlock. Then it won't let me flash it for some reason from official firmware. Some other people in the forums figured out that they had to flash to to official chink firmware first then they were able to reflash it to custom rom. So that's what I did.

I imagine the regular version is already on the offical chink rom so they can just directly flash it to custom after unlock.

>>57461948
>Shit DAC
DACs are snake oil. nobody can fucking prove they make a difference in double blind AB tests. b-but muh DAC is the first sign of an """audiophile"""

>Shit power
so spend the money on a portable amp if you're going to carry your phone + another device, they also have better amps then the dedicated audio player

>Shit menus
"No"
also I'm going to blow your mind, are you ready?
you can CUSTOMIZE the music player and general UI that your phone is using

>Shit options
the fuck?

>>57461969
>assuming xir gender
omg wtf

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What's the general view on GeekBuying? I bought the Xiaomi Redmi note 3 pro over a month ago and was told to wait till next week for it to ship. This is the second time they told me to wait a week.

>>57461995
Lying bastards that has nothing in stock at all times.

>>57461889
Kobos are pretty nice and the botnet is entirely optional.

>>57461908

You're one of those people who are torn between wearing your fedora or giant headphones in public aren't you?

>>57461995
>What's the general view on GeekBuying? I bought the Xiaomi Redmi note 3 pro over a month ago and was told to wait till next week for it to ship.

I've never even heard of GeekBuying. I brought one from Alibaba awhile back and got mine within a week. If GeekBuying is a seller with Alibaba, you should file a complaint to Alibaba that they haven't shipped it yet after so long. Alibaba will fuck them up.

Which one of these should I go for, senpais?

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/EDspecial/1358152_32330216306.html

or

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/ED9/1358152_32372852938.html

>>57462023
They're not.

>>57461948

lel

>>57461985

what this guy said.

On the dac meme - phones can use usb dacs - much better than your $20 meme mp3 player.

I don't understand why people fight so passionately to justify wasting $20-30 on a meme mp3 player.

>>57461995

I have bought stuff from geek buying. They are fine. If they are just sitting on their ass for shipping I would just cancel the order and do it from another site.

>>57461693
What's my best idea, go $2 and raise slowly or start higher? How long does it take them to accept?

>>57462039
because fuck you autistic cunt

I ordered some stuff directly to a friend's address and left the seller a message asking them to leave a note with some text on it. Y'all think they'll go thru the extra effort for shit that costs less than a fucking subway?

>>57462063
Of course he's not gonna do that

>>57462056
You do an offer price, they do a counter offer if they think it's too low, you can then counter offer that, at a certain point the seller makes a final offer which you either take or decline. If it's too high move onto the next seller. Don't take the piss and offer $2, just think of a reasonable discount and meet in the middle with the chink.

They usually answer immediately if it's business hours in China.

What chink electronics go good with an iPhone 7

>>57462063
Dear friend

we leave you good message and best wishes of us, pls rate 5 star

Amy

>>57461546
how do i do that? i never seen it

>>57462078
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/third-party-accessories/32629067198.html

>>57462037
sucks to be you then. Maybe you should dispute the charge if they already charged you.

>>57462059

wanna try that again as a sentence that makes sense?

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>>57462087

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My Tarot 650 Sport frame turned up from a few threads ago - the free 'priority' delivery option was genuinely faster than the regular free option & still didn't get taxed~

The product page 404's now so I think that anon that bought the last one in stock actually got the last one banggood are going to sell?

>>57462039
A portable amp/dac is $50-$100 while a Ruizu/mediakek rebrand is $10

>>57462113
sheeet i never seen that

>>57461720
>not knowing the joy of playing doom at 60fps on your sansaclip+

>>57461942

probably not even close to canis. it uses a different system anyway, it amplifies light that already exists while mine is an active system that creates a lot of light that just happens to be invisible to the human eye, but cameras see it

I don't know about the eyeclops. I think it uses a similar kind of system, IR light with some viewfinder system. I'd argue mine is better because of how much light my system produces

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>>57462124

>>57461948
>Shit menus
>Shit options

What fucking options do you need besides "play music/don't play music" in order to listen to music?

>>57462117

> dac chip on my $500 phone is shit
> dac chip on my $10 mp3 player is better

top fuckin kek

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>>57460309
How bad could it be? Thinking of getting it because it's only a couple of bucks on 11.11

http://s.aliexpress.com/eIVJJNVb

>>57460347
and apparently most of them will die alone

>>57462157

> C$ 69.61 to Canada via Aramex

>>57462138
Your $500 phone has $498.60 of things that are not audio related.

>>57462075
Would $6 be reasonable? They go for $11-13 on eBay/Ali without discount

>>57462113
Is there a rule of thumb? It was said earlier they rather take almost nothing than lose a deal but i don't see them offering a 99% discount exactly.

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>>57462163
>not just buying with free shipping

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5" phones - can they be comfortably operated with one hand, no stretching or acrobatics required?

Please be honest.

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>>57462138
The dac chip on the mp3 player is superior because it's mounted above the motherboard on little pylons to protect it from harmful electronic interference, retard.

So, have any of you found any actually good 11/11 deals, or is it just 100% chinkery and nothing else?

>>57462178
I use my k6000 pro with one hand, doing it right now actually.

It's 5.5 inch.

>>57462168
Offer it and see

>>57462184
use chnprice

>>57462178
I got note 3 (5.7inces)
You'll start with onehanded lvl 1, but you'll learn how to use it. Never dropped mine.
some stretching is requided, but you wont really notice it later.

>>57462187
I have a medical need to use a Nexus 6P, anything smaller just cramps my completely normal sized hand or slips between my fingers.

>>57460677
oh man I'm so disappointed this doesn't say you prayed yorself

>>57462174
If they think it's too low they'll counter-offer. You've got nothing to lose.

>>57462167

So does the memep3 player.

Stop trying to defend wasting money on this stuff. Any decent phone has a superior dac to your $10 piece of crap.

Only argument for a standalone mp3 player is that it has a long battery which for a few situations is useful.

You just look like a hipster using a stand alone mp3 player.

>>57461309
Thanks, I almost did.

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>>57462252
>he cares about his looks
L M A O

get a load of this mundane

>>57462280
thats a dude

>>57462280

> doesn't care about looks
> wonders why feels alienated and can't meet grills.

Anon pls.

> uses discord
> doesn't own a standalone audio player

Pick one.

>>57462296
>grills
jokes on you m8, i am chinksexual.

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>>57462318
>chinksexual.

wut

How are chink mp3s in comparison to Sansa Fuze+?

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>>57462252
>he does not have a 100$ fiio player
LAMO poorfag killyourself

>>57462335
>>57462335
>>57462335

just buy a phone anon. Sansa was a meme that headfi fell for

>>57462357

lol dude fiio is not a brand to be proud of.

>>57462368
I do have a phone (Samsung S6) but it drains my battery quite a bit

>>57462335
Ruizu is pretty good apparently, but I haven't owned a sansa fuze.

I just use my iPod nano 4g, sounds good and just werks.

Did they rename Redmi 4 Prime to Pro or some shit

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Hm, what did I get today?

>>57462138
The dac on the s7 is significantly worse than the one on older models like the s4. Flagship phones have been shit for a while. I guess you could get a v20.

>>57462395
aids

>>57462412

redmi note 3 pro has a nice dac, amazing battery life, and is cheap.

>>57460529
Which ones? Also interested

>>57462395
Multi-piece dragon dildo

>>57462425
K6000 pro has a better dac.

15mins till gearbest's gift rain
http://www.gearbest.com/m-promotion-active-253.html

>>57462432

> 45h mp3 player back
> superior dac
> also a full phone

Why do people buy stand alone meme players again?

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>>57462430
>>57462422
nope

Finally got the 1cent stickers, also some nice potentiometer knobs and a 1206 SMD resistor set

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>>57462432
Forgot image

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>>57462446
because it was 69cent

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>>57462449

>>57462432
>>57462446
>>57462449
>>57462476

> Why do people buy stand alone meme players again?

>>57462252
DAPs are tiny, whose going to notice? Theyre great because they can stay in your pocket without a big bulge and you dont have to worry about it getting knicked like a phone screen

Help me here /csg/

best chink tv box?

totally not up to date which arm is the newest best to get
figure the one with 6.0 support

>>57462430
>Multi-piece dragon dildo

like Voltron...

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>>57462448
The Chink seller was too lazy to label the resistors (the 0603 ones I bough last year were all labeled, they're on the right side of the image) now I have to figure out the value of 50 different resistors and write it on the reels by myself.

>>57462512
Get an orange pi pc,it's only 15 dollars.
You can install Android or Linux

>>57462446
Because I already have a non shit non chink phone and instead of wasting $200 I can spend $50 on a portable DAC/AMP or $10 on a cheap player

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>Three weeks since last tracking update

my meme band 2 is gone, isn't it

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https://www.vmall.eu/

Vmall has a 11.11 sale, phones are getting 1 euro every hour. Idk if this has been posted already but i thought i'd share it

>>57462578
But why spend $50+$10 if you have something better than a k6000 pro in battery life and sound quality.
That's what you meant by "non shit non chink", isn't it?

>>57462602

How is that supposed to work? Every full hour you can buy one phone for one euro? Or just standard financing crap?

Anon who bought a winter jacket, pepefrog hat, another hat & a beanie. Do you want a review?

Man, I kinda regret showing aliexpress to my mom. She had a whole list of shit she was going tob uy and I sat down with her and went over it all to filter out the garbage/potentially poisonous stuff. She's sweet for trying to get cute/useful stocking stuffers for everyone, but clearly too trusting to see the chinks chinkery.

>>57462747
what do u deem poisonous, anon?

>>57462778
Your face

>>57462778
makeup isn't good, one of my kids bought some (without my knowledge) for halloween, had a red clown smile on her face for a week, fuckin' derp kid.

>>57462791
>had a red clown smile on her face for a week, fuckin' derp kid.

5 star review I hope?

>>57462799
naturally, kid now learnt to ask me before buying stuff.

>>57462778
Probably small toys like die-cast cars or knockoff Lego sets.

>>57462778
She had some tea and some kind of candy or another, I basically told her no to any and all consumables. Also some plastic tea strainer that was supposed to stay in the water that I veto'd out of caution. She also had this plastic nessie ladle, which I'm still iffy about but I guess one or two times in the dishwasher will get rid of most of the gunk and see if it melts or not.

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> don't need anything from china
> tomorrows singles day
> wat do

>>57462778
>>57462815
Oh yeah, like that guys said. She had some hats and toys for my little cousins. I also veto'd that because, even though they're probably fine, I'm just not comfortable giving chink shit to kids who still put that stuff in their mouth.

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>no tracking updates in a week
Tracking is nothing but
>Flight plans
>Dispatched

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>>57462866
>>57462879

>>57462868
the struggle is fucking real
I even have the 5$ off 20$ coupon but I don't fucking need anything

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>>57460309
what are the /g/ approved ear buds called? not the pistons or any of the other iems but the ear pods?

>>57462901
Ve monks?

>>57462883

I'm not following you senpai. Unless you aren't referring to the rules and just his look of smugness. In which case fuck J-Ma, I'm already giving him enough money with the other chink-shit I'm buying.

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>>57462901

>>57462901
Rock Zircons?

>>57462719
Yeah. It already had a price glitch, bought one. Hope i get it

>>57462866
So I can't get a DBZ coffe mug then?

>>57462744
Yes, take some pics too

>>57462921
i thought chinese banned skeletons

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>>57462916

> I basically told her no to any and all consumables.
> supposed to stay in the water that I veto'd out of caution
> chink shit to kids who still put that stuff in their mouth.

>>57460567
Sick pencil case

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>>57462937

Anon who got the KZ HDSE a few threads ago still here? Where's the review?

>>57462941
I'm not letting you poison my mom or any other member of my family, Jackie. Maybe if your country didn't have such a shit reputation and a habit to cook their food in gutter oil I wouldn't be so wary.

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>>57462915
yeees, thank you these were the ones i was looking for. does anybody have the ve monks? how do they sound and are they comfy? i have tiny virgin ear holes

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>>57462986

They don't do that

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>>57462971

>>57462280
>>57462295

https://www.reddit.com/user/mabelpined

T R A P

>>57462999
I've got a pair of the originals and the plus. To me they sound bretty good and they're comfy enough with the foams on. They're pretty large though, so it might take some getting used to.

I just saw there's a blue version now. Looks pretty nice.

>>57463000
The poisoning or the gutter oil? Because I'm pretty sure we lost a few anons to the 4d mangoes and one guy who straight up got send poison. There's also plenty of vids of chinks scooping out gutter filth and making gutter oil.

Your honeyed words can't fool me, Jackie.

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https://www.aliexpress.com/item/HEE-GRAND-2016-Hot-Sale-Men-Winter-Splicing-Cotton-Padded-Coat-Jacket-Winter-Plus-Size-Parka/2052955234.html?spm=2114.13010608.0.0.wC8OSr

It's alright.
> 180cm, 89kg
>arms a tiny bit too long
>sometimes when I take on my backpack the torso feels too short

>>57463017
She no longer has a dick ;_;

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>>57463049

No anons died from mangos

>>57463053
size is xxxl (4xl)

Link for froghat:
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Fashion-Hot-Sale-Men-Snapback-Baseball-Caps-Women-Sad-Frog-Cattoon-Pattern-Embroidery-Sun-shade-Black/32709724871.html?spm=2114.13010608.0.0.wC8OSr

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>>57463053

> on sale for 50% off

>>57461995
Fuck, they told me the same thing yesterday.

>>57463068
It's on sale half of the time lol

I paid 19.99 for it

>>57463057
I will agree with you 100% on that sentence Jackie.

Because I really doubt there was any mango on those things at all.

>>57463053
Sounds like its too small for me

Quick question: is it worth paying $2 extra for tracking on Gearbest, or do they just give you a fake number?

>>57462999
Why don't you use an IEM with XS tips if you have tiny ear holes?

>>57463053
lose weighty lazy fatty american.

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>>57463086

Look they might not have been real mangos but they were fine to eat

>>57463098
Never pay for tracking or insurance

Got the 1 cent necklace. It looks decent enough my mom wears it

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>>57463053
>>57463102

> height and weight in metric
> american

pick one

>>57463053
Eat 1500kcal/day for 4 month to reach a normal weight
From the money you don't need for food in this time you can buy chink shit

>>57463065
How's the quality on the froghat?

>>57462335
Sansa is shit. The old clip was good with rockbox but now its not worth bothering with

>>57463139

even the clip was a forced meme. It was pretty shit.

Anyone else getting shit to review for csg today?
Going to order a bunch of cheap mouses and micro USB cables for you fuckers.