>charge your watch >charge your phone >charge your car

>>57419345
>charge your vape
Kys

Anyone else miss those solar powered calculators? When can we do that to our phones?

>>57419390
>implying a neckbeard like yourself ever sees the sunlight

>>57419345
I really want wireless charging to become a proper thing so you can just put stuff anywhere on your bedside table and it'll charge in a hour or so. It's obvious battery tech is basically hitting a brick wall in terms of diminishing returns and it's about time we focused on other ways to make it more bearable, since more efficient processors / software is currently the focus.

>>57419345
After you charge your flashlight senpai.

You forgot the most ridiculous one yet

>charge your headphones

>>57419428

Da man keeping Tesla down boi

>>57419428
Enjoy your fried innards.

dont forget to charge your books every week

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>>57419345
>charge your watch
>he fell for smartwatch meme
>charge your phone
>he fell for >muh slim phone meme
>charge your car
now you are being retarded
>charge your vape
underage b&
>charge your laptop
>he fell for thin laptop meme
>what is Getac B300 or CF-31
>charge your tablet
>meme
>charge your vibrator
>not buttplug

>>57419390
Are you retarded?

Do you know much power those calculators consume?
0.0002 W

Now try to compare that with a mobile phone dipshit

>>57419345
>charge your watch
>charge your phone
>charge your tablet

these are all the same thing

>>57420564
yeah maybe for your poor ass ROFL

LMFAO

>>57420694

ha Ha

>>57419771
If you actually buy wireless headphones kys

>>57422078
I don't but there is a push for people to use them it's annoying but it's still a thing

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>charge your phone
yeah like once a month

>>57423111
Join us in the 2010s please get rid of that thing and get a smartphone

>>57419345
>charge your watch
Citizen EcoDrive
>charge your phone
Inductive charging pad
>charge your car
Yes, the V12 runs the alternator nicely.
>charge your vape
Don't vape.
>charge your laptop
Got me. But I get 6-10 hours depending on what I'm doing, and it docks ever so conveniently.
>charge your tablet
Also inductive charging, and good for 2 days.
> charge your vibrator
Don't have one.

>charge your charger

>>57423233
SymbianOS was first Smartphone OS, so he is doing fine.

>>57420387
>thic phones and laptops don't need charging
intresting anon

>>57419345
I'm failing to understand what the problem is.

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>mfw people are actually charging their chargers

>>57424612
That is not symbian dumbass

>>57419345
>replace battery in your watch
>replace battery in your phone
>replace battery in your car
>replace battery in your vape
>replace battery in your laptop
>replace battery in your tablet
>replace battery in your vibrator

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>>57423233
>buy a smartphone goy!

>>57424628
The battery is bad after a year anyway, they don't need charge because you can't charge anymore :^)

Piezoelectricity on a mass scale when when?
Public solar trees encouraging socialization in public when?

>>57419771
>we need to go deeper
Charge your charger earpods (apple airpods)

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>>57420361
yea

Choose a watch. Choose a smartphone. Choose a diesel car, and a LIT AF Vape with Mountain Dew flavouring. Choose an ultrabook running some botnet OS that can't decide what form factor to cater for. Choose a tablet with that same OS. Choose a motorised dragon dildo. Choose life.

>>57424715
hah, I didnt use mine even a 10th as much as I thought i would.

>>57419345
>charge your keyboard
>charge your mouse
>charge your shaver
>charge your trimmer
>charge your bluetooth speakers
>charge your portable router
>charge your tv/pc remote
>charge the batteries in all remotes
>charge all the batteries in the house!!!

Don't need to charge
>watch, car, laptop

Don't own
>vape, tablet, vibrator

That leaves
>phone
which I charge every three days

No problem here

>charge your charger

>>57424973
What is a car battery?

>>57423111
we don't call that a phone anymore. the most common thing is called phone, the special cases get to be different. we call that a feature phone. just like we used to call phones smartphones

> when will it end

Just fucking kys, simplest way.

>>57419345
> >charge your vape
> >charge your vibrator
Sides: gone

>>57424628
rugged laptops can have at most 20-24h
>thicc phones
See oukitel K10000

>>57425169
underageb&

>>57425169
>> /o/

>>57420387
>Now try to compare that with a mobile phone dipshit
It's not like I wouldn't like to have such phone.

>>57421100
xD

>>57425339
>>57425355
>I haven't watched Jeopardy!

>>57424722
I never used a dildo in myself. Is it any good?
t.male

>>57425332
they still need charging. Are you not an autist?

>>57423111
Eh, mine needs charging every three or four days now because it's so old.

>>57425917
fine
get a nuclear power plant
then you won't need to refuel for the next 20 years

>charge your shoes
>charge your socks

>not charging his boyfriend

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>>57428244
nice dildo

>>57425777
Stick a finger in there, if you don't hate it try a dildo.

Yes, we live in a world where things run on energy, wow. What is the point of this thread?

>>57428343
Good goy

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>>57428343
We need to start working on our very own Dyson sphere, fuck these lithium ion batteries.

>>57419345
You already know the answer anon, question is why are you still here?

Only option is sudoku, stop crying and end yourself

>>57428343
>.02 mAH has been added to your battery

>charge your tablet
I was thinking of buying one, but had no idea to start. Any /g/ memed ones that are good?

>>57429929
forget it
invest more money and buy computer similar to X220t

>>57419345
>charge your car

Yes, let's keep filling it with a finite fuel source and literally lighting it on fire. That's a much more practical idea.

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>>57431315
>he still thinks oil is non-renewable

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>>57428244
>preparing my electronic tobacco alternative for tomorrow

>>57419421
kek

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>>57419345
>>charge your vape
Start smoking cigarettes or none at all like a normal human being.

>>charge your watch
This was replace by Android smartphones eons ago.

>>charge your tablet
>>charge your laptop
These things are memes. Your Android smartphone and desktop are all you need.

>>charge your vibrator
ugh nigga, you gay

>>charge your car
This is a meme until they make safe $20K electric cars with 100kWh batteries that charge in 5 minutes.

>>charge your phone
This is the only thing you should be charging.

>Complains about charging

You obviously didn't grow up with batteries. I'd rather charge something and use it while charging then knowing that in 20 minutes it will die again and I have to manually open the thing and replace these useless items.

The anxiety about whether you had them or not was atrocious.

>>57432457
This, how many times did my GBC die and we didn't have any AA's left.
>Rub 'em in your hands to warm up the left over juice
>Play time before dying gets progressively shorter till it no longer switches on
>Find spare batteries
>It switches on
>You're filled with joy
>It dies a few seconds later

>>57419345
More like
>Non removable battery
When will it end?

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>>57419390
>Anyone else miss those solar powered calculators? When can we do that to our phones?
Until solar panels reach like 90% efficiency and become affordable too. Maybe in another 10-20 years (currently most are ~20% efficient).

Currently you need a 6x5 inch solar panel (about as tall but wider than most smartphones). to be able to produce up to 500 mA of current or 2.5 watts of electricity per hour. If you could shrink that solar panel to about 2x1 inch or 22 inch area then it wouldn't bother people much.

Notice how I said "up to". This is very important because that's just a theoretical maximum of the solar panel. It's assuming it is being hit with direct sunlight with nothing blue skies. In reality the solar panel will give you an average of like 200mA or 1 watt per hour during the daytime.

Still, it's neat tech that will one day remove the need to charge your phone from other than the solar panel itself.

>charge your implant

No that runs of your body heat idiot