ITT we build the ideal laptop >3840x2160 screen >1TB SSD

>>57409985
It has to have a Trackpoint, you little shit.
And thunderbolt for an external GPU.
And an RJ45.
And the main battery should be hot swappable.

fuck off with that fake "4k" cinema 4k or bust for that

>>57409985
What's the point? Is it "who writes higher numbers" thread? I'll take it:
>15360x8640 screen
>312 EB SSD
>50 TB RAM
>29 inches foldable to 3 inches
> μm-precise trackpad with 100 point multi-touch
>2mm keyboard travel distance
>50 hours battery life
>no thickness, purely 2D object
>titanium alloy body
Did I build a better laptop?

>>57409985

enjoy your intel iris graphics fag

>>57409985
let me change some details
>3840x2400 IPS or OLED screen
>2TB SSD
>15.6 inches
>mechanical keyboard
>nipple
>usb, hdmi, displayport, vga, SD card reader, ethernet port
>Bluray/DVD/CD drive
>16GiB RAM
>skylake i7
>GTX 1080
>keyboard with lighting
>mechanical switch on webcam and mic
>Kensington lock
>docking compatible
>all this for $300

>15"
>1920x1080
>256 GB SSD
>GTX 1050
>adequate cooling prioritized over the thin and light meme
>thinkpad keyboard
>no trackpad
>carbon fiber

>>57410086
enjoy your BBBBOOOOTTTTNNNNEEEETTTTT

>>57410086
>muh fibers
I like memes.

Drone swarm connection points to allow laptop to follow you and so it can be summoned while you're on the shitter

>>57409985
Where is the gtx1080?

>>57409985
So a new HP zbook?

5mm thick
64gb ddr4 ram
1080p
full cherry mx red mechanical keyboard with tenkey
water proof
glows in the dark
has wheels
super fast graphics
water cooled

>>57409985
>Screen can magically change size and resolution
>Can magically change thickness, weight and composition
>Unlimited storage
>Unlimited RAM
>Infinite GPU and processing power
>Software is controlled by thought
>Unlimited battery life

It is now ideal

>Titanium Powerbook G4 shell with apple logo removed from lid
>2160x1440 screen
>3 tiers of processor/graphics
>>Intel Core m7 and iGPU (either passively cooled or using a small fan) for longer battery life
>>Quad core I7 (not i7u) and iGPU
>>Quadcore I7 and GTX 1060 GPU for gaymers
>64 Gb of RAM
>Dual M.2 SSDS and either a dvd/bluray drive or a standard 2.5" SSD
>Dual Displayport or HDMI ports
>3 USB 3.1 ports
>gigabit ethernet and wireless 802.11 b/g/n/ac, whatever is the current fad in bluetooth
>1 or 2 USB type c ports with Thunderbolt
>expresscard slot for extra I/o
>Trackpad from 2014 MBP

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>5'9"
>pale skin
>dark hair
>blue green eyes
>8 inches
>usb-a port
>thick chassis
>12 hours nominal battery life

a laptop with an nvidia card THAT ACTUALLY LETS YOU CHANGE SETTINGS ON THE CONTROL PANEL INSTEAD OF SHOWING THREE WORTHLESS 3D THINGS HOLY FUCK IM READY TO SMASH THIS PIECE OF SHIT

>>57409985
It's called the VAIO Z Canvas

>>57409985
>2k, 14" screen
>IPS, anti-reflect
>16GB RAM
>Apple standard trackpad
>Thinkpad T420 and down keyboard
>10+ hours of battery life
>Great cooling
>HDMI, 3xUSB 3.0 and minijack ports

>octa core POWER8 with good cooling
>64gb ram
>512GB SSD + 5TB HDD
>3:2 or 4:3 monitor at 2k (surface book has a nice one for ex)
>built in 4g and gsm modem with sim card slot
>high quality mic to speak on those modems
>no cam because i dont want jews to watch me fap to traps
>large touchpad like the new macbook pro
>integrated nvidia gpu with dedicated gddr5 or better ram
>button that'll wipe all drives if i press a certain amount of times

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Take current MacBook Pro 15 inch body, thicken it a bit and give it 1440p with 512GB SSD.

>>57409985
> >3840x2160 screen
>>less than an inch thickness
>>16 hours of normal battery
Enjoy your lags.

>>57410310
>benis

>>57410010
>Trackpoint
get a life, virgin

>>57410044
>EB
>not zettabytes

anon

>>57409985
dell xps 15 has 14inch laptop footprint because of thin bezels

and it has 1tb, 32gb ddr4, veery good trackpad, 4k screen and very long battery.

see:
https://www.amazon.com/XPS-15-Performance-i7-6700HQ-Bluetooth/dp/B01BJ1XMT4/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1478435753&sr=8-1&keywords=dell+xps+15+32gb

>>57410994
additionally, it has thunderbolt 3 and tb3 e-gpu adapters work, like razer core.

idk any better laptop than this despite its price.

>>57409985
>AMD A10 Processor
Intel are getting better, but for combined CPU/GPU AMD is the currently leader. An APU would lend to better efficiency resulting in better batter performance / life.

>Full HD or 2K screen
I work with a LOT of diagrams, documents, and in many cases dev environments. Screen space is essential.

>14.7 or 15 inch oled screen
Portability is key, bigger laptop = more weight.

>1TB SSD
Storage, Fast Storage. Would be nice if this was connected directly to the PCI bus.

>16GB RAM
I don't need a lot of memory for what I do, 32G seems largely excessive for most uses [at the current time]

>Back lit board
Gotta read nigga.

>10 Gigabit Ethernet
Gotta push those bits through the network quick fast. This is a little silly for most purposes, but transferring several hundred gigabyte files takes time. :(

>High Performance WiFi adapter
I wouldn't do large file transfers over wifi (for obv reasons) but I would like a strong solid high bandwidth connection.

>Full metal body
Can't better a magnesium shell mang.

>12-18 hour replaceable battery pack
Battery life is essential, having it quickly replaceable is critical.

>>57410841
>using a laptop without a dongle in the current year
also BP>VGA

>>57409985
>300 DPI 3:2 screen
>a butterfly keyboard, but well done (more travel, accutype shit) with seven rows
>unibody made of Liquid Metal
>a design so modular that you only need to screw six screws to remove the motherboard
>Replaceable battery
>thunderbolt and usb

>>57410733
>POWER
>laptop
That shit will be more hot than a sunny day.

>>57411167
>magnesium
<not Liquid Metal
Nigga pls.

>>57409985
>1920x1200 (2K/4K is a meme) IPS 60Hz (144Hz are a meme) 100% Adobe RGB
>1TB M.2 SSD
>6-core Xeon
>High-end AMD Pro graphics
>32GB RAM
>14 inches, touchscreen, pen support
>Wide trackpad
>At least 9 hours battery
>Shock-proof
>Tactile mechanical keyboard, even if low profile (Cherry ML)
>Less than an inch thick

ThinkPad X230 with an IPS screen, better speakers, and a 48 hour long battery life.

>>57411347
>muh chinkpad

>>57411373
>>57411373
>muh jealousy
>muh no arguements

>>57410044
>purely 2D object
and how exactly do you intend to open the lid?

>>57410044
>less than 150 hours battery life
Dropped
>>57411634
Voice commands

>6-core Xeon
>Less than an inch thick

Enjoy your throttle.

Why do people still think it's a good idea to put anything else than ULV Intel to ultrathin laptops?

>>57411324
2K IS 1080p.

>>57409985
>>3840x2160 screen
>16GB RAM
>12.5" or 13"
>IBM© ThinkPad® keyboard
>Apple® Trackpad©
>12+ hours of battery life
>x60s thickness

>>57410856
Suck my stinky cock faggot

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>>57410062
> novideo gpu

An X220 with a 2TB SSD and a decent GPU. That is all I want in this world.

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An x250 sized laptop with internals built like an X220 in terms of expandability (ram, ssd and hdd port, battery) with a 13 inch 16:10 screen (thin bezels) and classic keyboard.

Hopefully chinks will be able to save me one day with their custom ThinkPads.

>>57411683
Because they're retarded?

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>>57410058

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>>57411823

>>57409985
>god-tier trackpad

Mine would not have a trackpad and only feature a touch screen.

>>57409985
>2160x1440
>14 inches
>OLED
>Dual m.2 slots
>i5u
>1050ti
>2 usb 3 type A
>One usb 3 type C with thunderbolt
>Track point
>8 hour battery life

>>57409985
more like a trackpoint, dummie.
There is no such a thing as trackpad

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Can you guys help me out.. I need a 13-14.5'' laptop, 1080p+, mainly for shitposting, multitasking, watching videos/movies. Don't want it to shit itself with 60fps 720/1080, nor heat up. Good battery. Budget of $800 but want to know how cheap i can go as im not asking for a whole lot.

>>57410237
+1 to all your measurements

actually +2, I'm not an idiot i think ahead

>2560x1600 OLED display with a matte option
>upgradable RAM
>PCI-E HD
>non-removable battery that can be changed if you remove the paneling
>old MBP keyboard with the clickyness of the 2016 model
>large trackpad that double as a Wacom tablet(pen can be sold separately)
>14-17 hours of battery life through normal use, don't need to be too thin
>full unibody aluminum or other materials like carbon fibre or titanium
>SD card slot
>1 USB 1 USB-C on one side
>HDMI and charging USB-C on the other

>>57415006

XPS 13 Kaby Lake

>>57410224

>mx red

DISGUSTING

>>57415006
T420

Bemp

Nothing too fancy really, just stuff that should mostly be standard on all new laptops

>2560x1600/1440 IPS 13/15"
>at least 3rd/4th gen i5 or i7
>8gb upgradable to 16gb RAM
>thinkpad like keyboard with backlighting and spill proof
>under .8" thickness
>non-shit trackpad and nipple
>256/512gb + 1/2TB HDD
>3x USB 3.0, USB C, Display Port 1.2, HDMI 2.0, Thunderbolt, Ethernet, SD card reader
>At least 12 hours of decent use

Pretty much a Dell XPS 13"

1920x1080 screen
2x500 GB SSDs
16 GB RAM
Dedicated/integrated graphics combo

If at all possible, make this into a tablet. Touch screen is honestly optional. You just need to be able to set it up, then bring your own mechanical.

>>57409985
>14" matte 1080p
>2x DDR4 slots
>2x msata + 1 2.5" sata
>mid range GPU (960m/pro 460) with integrated for battery life purposes
>backlit keyboard
>3x usb3, 1x usbC 1x HDMI 1x ethernet, separate headphone and mic jacks, sd card reader
>8-10hr battery
>just a black box

>>57416793
>2x 500 GB SSD
Why not 1x 1000 GB?

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>>57409985
>14 inch 1440p ips matte screen(capable of hdr)
>upgradable nvme m.2 ssd
>modern thinkpad keyboard with great key travel
>ever port imaginable that you cant fit
>dense battery that can last more than 14 hours web browsing and watching youtube
>kabylake i5u
>16gib of ddr4 ram(upgradable)
>huge trackpad with physical buttons
>barely gets warm
>top of the line realtek audio codec
>front facing stereo speakers
>same thickness as a t440s

I'd have my Thinkpad x201 but with
>display that doesnt look like shit
>dual mPCIe ssd
>processor that doesnt overheat all the damn time
>802.11ac + bluetooth 4.0
>hdmi out
>thinklight that isnt broken
>fingerprint reader
>7Ah battery

given a much larger budget than £20 I could do most of this myself

Nice laptop bro, but you forgot to add the price

>>57410875
>ZB
>not Yottabytes

Anon

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>21" screen
>Mechanical keyboard
>Apple trackpad
>OS X
>4096x2304
>24 hour battery life
>m.2 SSD

>>57409985
no ports, if you want to use peripherals you have to do it through the cloud

>>57409985

The 2012-2015 15 inch Retina Macbook Pro design, except 50% thicker and with a more open cooling system, with:

-a GTX 1070
-Skylake 45w Quads
-32GB RAM
-Upgraded display (in line with the new rMBP's displays).
-more key travel
-comes with an option for a black or dark grey finish

That would be ideal for me.

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>>57409985
It already exists
basically anything that is not made in China

>>57409985
>7th gen Core i5/i7 processors
>8 GB DDR4 - 2 DIMM slots
>Intel Iris Pro graphics (with eDRAM)
>optional GT 940MX
>14.1" 2560x1440 (99% sRGB) matte IPS display.
>7-row backlit keyboard with draining holes
>Trackpad and pointing stick
>256/512/1TB PCIe SSD
>802.11ac wireless with Bluetooth
>optional WWAN module
>3x USB 3.0 / 2x Thunderbolt 3.0 / Gigabit Ethernet / SD cars reader
>Fingerprint reader / Smartcard slot
>Docking port
>40 Wh internal + 35-50Wh external battery
>Magnesium reinforced chassis and case.

>>57418356
>sd *card* reader
My mistake.
(8gb ram for the base model, the system should support up to 32 GB)

>>57409985
I just want something cute.
> Kabini APU
> 8GB RAM with insane timings at 1.35v
> dual pcie slots for storage and wifi
> internal usb port, cos why not
> 10 inch matte display with 1280x720
> clit mouse
> flat mechanical keyboard (Cherry has switches for that)
> fully open, so I can rice it all


Basically a newer netbook, since I still love my current one to pieces.

>>57409985

you fucking consumer cancerous gentiles disgust me. delete this thread NOW.

>>57409985
The surface book with USBC and thunderbolt for external video card adaptors, and the tablet part is a surface pro with it's own inputs and kickstand.

>>57418428
>amd
So you want a portable housefire.

>>57418468
And a better cooling system.

>>57418465
>my preferences >>> your preferences
get out

>>57409985
>2016
>not wearing the msi vr backpack.

>>57418502
Watercooling

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>>57409985
amd zen+ 8 core 16 thread apu + 2048 sp 1024bit 16GB HBM2, with normal ram deprecated, on 7nm process, variable tdp and shit wrecker certified.

>>57418595
>watercooling on a laptop
Impractical and risky. Any hit could cause the coolant to spill inside.

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Cuad core (desktop class)
Ram 4 gb base > 32gb
2560x1440 (ie retina)
2 hard drive bays + m2
4 usb + vga/hdmi
Gpu in laptop is kinda pointless (just enough to play in mediun not so demaning games)
Good tier webcam+ mic + sound
4 hs battery under general use
Keyboard w/ Blacklight (no rbg shit)
Apple colors and metal construction
Good tier trackpad
Under <$800
not asking for much, just a solid laptop