"Apple Inc, Cupertino California's most prominent dongle maker, today announced the latest installment of a new compute device that will require a completely new type of dongle that is hailed by the industry as 'revolutionary' and 'groundbreaking'. At the time of writing the exact price point of the new dongle was still unknown. Industry leaders confidently state that it will easily cost 4 to 5 times the industry standard for similar devices like it, which are already available over the counter in electronics outlets throughout the world."
Is Apple still relevant?
They will remain relevant as long as vapid consumerism is a thing.
Did you copy that from fucking reddit
>>57400857
upboated
Um, excuse me
The word "dongle" carries a male genitalia connotation, and that's extremely problematic. I'd suggest other gender neutral alternatives like adapter, device, trinket or thingy.
We need to make computing a more inclusive hobby
>Is Apple still relevant?
>600 billion dollar company
>hundreds of smaller companies under their name
>a tentacle in almost every industry
>more influential than Microsoft in the late 80s and early 90s
Gee I dunno, I thought they were just some phone makers xD
The funniest one was the thunderbolt to thunderbolt adapter you need as the obsoleted the existing thunderbolt cables and devices that the apple early adopters bought.