/csg/

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noice, I'll propose the OP pic for the 7th desu :^)

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urethral kits so cheap 11.11

Redmi 3 Pro or Redmi Note 3?

>>57397727
Redmi note 3 pro

>>57397666
>tfw no "make /csg/ great again" hat

>>57397727
Note 4.

>order something from china
>shit is wrapped in a trash bag superglued together with rat boneglue
>order something from japan
>literally just a kitkat box
>box doesn't fucking fit in my travelers backbag and the insides is just 900 layers of giant bubblewrap
does taiwan fill the middle of not too much not too little

I'll post this again because I wasn't quite as clear in my last post...

KingSpec 512GB with M.2 Enclosure for AU$158.29 with the 1111 sale

http://s.aliexpress.com/RbYFNzmY

I gotta ask, is Kingspec any good?

I'm looking for a M.2 drive and an enclosure for my music in my car PC and this really hits the spot. It doesn't have to be blistering fast (just reading and occasionally writing music), but I don't want to buy something that'll shit itself after two weeks.

>>57397727
Redmi 4 Prime, wait a couple of days.

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APPROVED /CSG/ YOUTUBE CHANNELS

Dirty Reviews - reviewed the world's cheapest chink mechanical keyboard and other memes.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNEcL1eSr7FeA4RMQE6UXxg

Comfy Reviews - most well-known for BM-800 phantom power tests, chink knife reviews and cute birds
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZzcBC-YrD-PPupuJVblRpg

Awful Reviews - famously unwatchable rambling reviews
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaJ3EdxM9skBDoGP2SlMRDQ

Fyodor Dostomedsky - an arthouse experiment to see how unrelated and weird video reviews can be before Gearbest rejects them.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkf-fzryH0zwCaYCJFGnxWw

Cheap Chinese Crap Review - a new /csg/ channel reviewing chink toothbrushes, drones and cheap toys
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpZrhMsEVJb21CyaAoF0CTg

Cheeky Tech - I don't even know what this is supposed to be.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCRhetomZYw-MKpm4OmzxX8

>>57397802
>Fyodor Dostomedsky - an arthouse experiment to see how unrelated and weird video reviews can be before Gearbest rejects them.
I watched his videos and this isn't true.

>>57397802
You forgot karpathy again. He's the inventor of /csg/ so show some god damn respect.

What's a nice wooden item to buy
I want /aesthetic/ things

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>>57397832
this list is 3 months old and never changes, lazy work from a fuccfaget

>>57397849
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/cool_aesthetic_garden_bee_vivarium_for_pc_desk_with_light/32351769205.html

>>57397832
Nobody invents shit. This is an anonymous place. There's no 'earning' of respect or making friends. We're all the same.

>>57397887
Except for OP, he's a faggot.

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> tfw you fell for the Redmi Note 3 Pro meme

>>57397881
>A wooden stick

>>57397799
W H E N
H
E
N
REEEEEEE

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>>57397881
filthy anglo degenerates

>>57397821
>>57397832
Do not engage Comfy spamming this list.
Ignore it for long enough and he will learn that he's not going to get any more precious Likes and Subscribes from here and will stick to Reddit where he belongs.

Im looking for a decent Bluetooth fm transmitter for music in the car

Does this one look decent?

I looks okay, and its stealth af because there is no display, it just looks like a normal charger.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Original-Xiaomi-ROIDMI-5V-3-1A-Bluetooth-4-0-Car-Charger-Adapter-with-FM-Transmitter-Function/32751224932.html

>>57397933
thanks lithuania

>>57397849

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2015-Top-Fashion-New-Europe-No-Vasos-Figurines-Italy-Fornasetti-Coasters-Insulation-mat/32349718983.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_2_10091_10090_10088_10089,searchweb201603_1&btsid=e05111c2-bf27-48a6-b44a-47ddc00a0a19

These YouTube channels are all financially motivated. In fact they are all created with the goal of receiving "samples" to review.

And I'm pretty sure advertising and monetization is against the rules.

>>57397974
its one shitter who keeps spamming it

>>57397990
10 reports automatically deletes a post.

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>>57397802
>Cheeky Tech
Broken link, you forgot the w :)
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCRhetomZYw-MKpm4OmzxX8w

Anyways I think I need to make some more videos
I have recieved so far:
~Canon EOS USB powered dummy battery
~CS:GO AWP Necklace thing, made from metal
~USB borescope that works with android
~Phone tripod mount holder
~OM to EOS lens adapter


Im not really sure what im going for making these videos, but they give me something to do when I have some spare time, subscribe for harambe <3

>>57398035
can u stop pls

>>57398050
:(

>>57398035
>promoting your own monetized videos
that's clearly against the rules

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>>57397933
>>57397990
Comfy here, I'm not the one posting the list. However, if you're preaching about ignoring the channels and they'll go away, maybe follow your own advice instead of leaving 76 dislikes since the 15th of October and in one day alone you left 41 dislikes.

That means you sat on your ass and made multiple alt accounts just to dislike my videos even though all that does is boost my views and bring me more exposure. If you want to get at my channel you're doing it all wrong.

Across the lifetime of my channel you make up 80% of all dislikes because you're literally obsessed with me. If you want me, PM me and we can meet up in a hotel somewhere, I'm sure you want me to fuck your tight Lithuanian ass raw.

>>57398065
I have adblock on my phone and desktop, most people here do as well.

I'm not going to be making any money from shilling on /g/ even if I tried.

My other main account makes money, cheeky teck is cheeky review channel, nothing else :)

>>57397958
doesn't look very wooden desu
i was thinking about a memeto box but i don't want to get cancer

>>57398109
then stop monetizing your videos or stop posting them here

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>>57398073
comfy please daddi

>>57398073
Can you guys take your shitty youtube dramas somewhere else?

>>57397795
Very few if any anons have bought Kingspec, so we don't really know if a particular model is any good. If you check reviews on different Kingspec drives on Ali, Amazon, and so on there seems to be a higher than average number of reports of them failing, but it's hard to tell, some idiots are to dumb to even format the drive.

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>>57398133
Fuck you, this is my general and I do what I want.

>>57398073
That's some high level autism right there.

>>57398159
Until you're banned.

>>57397799
Why? I compared the two and RN3P seems better in every way.

>>57398073
I should make a youtube account so I could get dollars from a single autistic pedoposter

>>57398159
How can it be your general?

People keep forgetting they're not on reddit...

>>57398112
Just get some wood pieces from a hardware store and build one yourself. Or repurpose a pallet (but don't use the pressure treated ones cause you'll die).

>>57398195
Or use inspect element and blame any country you want. Australia is probably a good candidate.

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Hm, what could be in the packages that I got today?

>>57398159
>>57398181
>>57398210

Comfy here again, not my bird. Offer is still there Lithu, I'll wait for you to PM so I can help with your obsession.

>>57398223
Australia has bantz
Lithuania doesn't even have a national sport outside of chromosome collection

>>57398223
>Australia
That doesn't fit Comfy's narrative that everyone here loves him and there is only one Lithuanian dissenter though.

>>57398223
australians are too drunk or brain damaged from huffing petrol

>>57398073
Don't you have a child to be molesting, Comfy?

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Okay guys, if you don't ask the seller "pleas friend write value $10 on package", what do they write:
- the real value of your order
- some random numbers
- it's always a $10 package
- ...?

I'm specially interested to hear about your own experiences with Gearbest and Aliexpress.

>>57398250
Don't you have some new Chink shit to show or ideas what we could order today, to contribute to to CSG?

>>57398261
gearbest i find tends to be half the value of the item for some reason
aliexpress is entirely dependant on the seller
they either write the real value, or just write like $2 dollar toy phone or whatever

ask and theyll usually do what you want

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Ohh boy i love youtube drama its the best.

>>57398261
Just random value sometimes true sometimes completely fake.

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>>57398287

>>57398287
Yeah I bet you do you coal burning whore

>>57398261
you forgot "any of the above"

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I still remember posting about my Xiaomi phones on /g/ 5 years ago and you faggots raging hard.

Look at you now, acting like you know your shit when you faggots haven't even scratched the surface.

You also dare call this "chink" shit. Fucking hypocrites!

>>57398287
>not spending your finite time on earth reviewing luxurious imports from the middle kingdom

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>>57398313
really makes you think

>>57398313
is that chink cancer treatment?

>>57398261
Many chinese sellers will put $1, [x] Gift even if your item was $5 anyways.

Had to pick up a only a few packages at customs over the last years, every time they 1) wanted to know what the item was 2) they wanted to see a payment proof. I give them the printed out Paypal receipt and print the item descripton from Ebay/Aliexpr/Fasttech. Only once was I asked to pay 5€ of customs fees on a 35€ order, no punishment for wrong declaration or anything.

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>>57398273
I'm scared that if I suggest something Comfy doesn't like he will just shitpost the thread into oblivion like he did to that poor anon who bought the rc car.

>>57398261
>- the real value of your order
>- some random numbers
>- it's always a $10 package
>- ...?

Really depends on the seller, some write the exact value on it, some seem to have pre-printed custom declarations with a bland description of the context and a random price they just put on every shipment, etc.

why is weekend csg always so shit

>>57398273
My mailman hasn't arrived yet today, and yesterday I posted some sunglasses and USB dust covers I got.

Today alone I've added like 5 or 6 links to the randomizer. What have you done lately?

>>57398352
Who cares what some Anon thinks about RC cars?
I mean this is not a 'safe space', but you can still ignore someone who hates and doesn't contribute to the thread.

>>57398370
posties dont deliver on weekends

What's some cheap anime shit that I can send someone in a card?

>>57398382
they do on saturday
at least in my country

>>57398346
this seems to be typical for Europe (at least in the more civilised parts). My experience is very much the same. The customs seem to know their chinks. Also I think you cannot be punished for wrong declaration since this is the sender's fault. I have been 'threatened' by the customs guy that wrong declaration of goods is tax evasion but nothing ever happened.

>>57398375
Whenever I get something I write a short review here. But I don't spam the general with useless posts no one else wants to read.

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Do these delivery days count weekends or is it only week days?

>>57398390
washable masturbation pictures

I mean

microfibre cloths with animu prints on em

>>57398438
Do not trust it. Expect it to be min 1 month max 2.

>>57398401
>Also I think you cannot be punished for wrong declaration since this is the sender's fault

In the UK at least you as the buyer/recipient are responsible for the accuracy of the customs declaration. While this sounds retarded since you're not the one filling it in, in practical terms it makes more sense than the alternative since it's a lot easier for your country's authorities to extort you than it is for them to do anything to some chinaman in a factory in Shenzhen.

That said, they'll never do anything about it beyond sending you a shitty letter about how tax evasion is a serious matter, unless you're importing whole shipping containers full of phones and getting the seller to declare it as $10 of air.

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>>57398232
It was a key pad (can be used with a microcontroller) and some more fuses, these are for my multimeter because I blow them up all the time when I'm accidentally measuring the current of a short circuit.

>>57398438
Working days m8.

>>57398463
Tracking says it's already in the US but I was just wondering if USPS is going to continue transit over the weekend or is it going to sit at a warehouse until Monday?

>>57398482
>>57398438
But it doesn't really matter, 12-20 days is really vague and if you're lucky it might arrive after 10 days and you shouldn't open a dispute on the 21st day.

>>57398508
New to chink shit, huh? It'll arrive when it arrives.

>>57398520
I know but I want my shit now

>>57398382
School's out on weekends.

Chink peacoats discuss

>>57398544
should've bought a 3x more expensive one with decent shipping time then

>>57398559
Mao suit or go home.

>>57398566
paying $50 extra for shipping wasn't worth it

>>57398574
then shut the fuck up faggot

Guys, I got an additional sponge thingy with my ORICO hard disk enclosure
Where am I supposed to use this thing? There's already one on the inside of the enclosure

>>57398584
u mad jit?

>>57398592
yes
poor people should NOT be allowed to have opinions

>>57398590
Put it in your box marked "things that are not insects".

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I need a battery (bl-4c) for a dumbphone. Should I get:

this chinky looking one with high capacity http://www.ebay.com/itm/2450mAh/351400534144
slightly less chinky looking one http://www.ebay.com/itm/Link-Dream-1390mAh-Li-ion/222119722362
or original looking one with lowest capacity https://www.aliexpress.com/item/BL-4C/32669380976.html
?

The wiki says the Cube i9 tablet is 1/3 the price of the Surface 4, but I'm only seeing prices with it about 2/3, and even then they're only 11/11 deals. Did the wiki get chinked?

>>57397802
I love Comfy's voice

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>>57398601
>paying extra money for placebo shipping is poor peoples opinions

>>57398726
I love the fact that he's so public spirited, always handing out candy to the neighborhood children from the back of his van.

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I think I'll get me some retro Soviet propaganda posters... they're gonna be about $3.80 on 11.11

>>57398935
link please

>>57398942
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Soviet-Union-Female-at-WW2-Pop-Art-Propaganda-Retro-Vintage-Kraft-Poster-Decorative-DIY-Wall-Sticker/32725779338.html

>>57398481
link on the keypad? looks good

>>57398352
>that scrubbed out timezone to hide the fact you live nowhere near me
I laugh everytime. I never hated on RC cars, I was asleep as that happened. Keep trying.

>>57398240
Aussies are third country on the dislike list actually, they're okay by me though, at least they banter with me

what are the best chink christmas gifts?

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>>57398261
I once got $10 refund because the seller declared the item $40 instead of $10.

I haggled enough with gearbest and theyre offering either a full refund or resend the item for free. I dont trust the latter so Ill take the refund, though they wont give me back my goodboy points I dont care because Im done with gearbest.

>>57399134
damn, I didn't get a refund when I had to pay 20 yuros to customs because of wrong declared value

>>57398935
>Kraft paper

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>>57399134
>the dress is amazing

>>57399134
Did you actually have to pay customs or did you chink them

>>57399063
That depends on the person you're getting them for.

>>57399022
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/New-4-4-Matrix-Array-Matrix-Keyboard-16-Key-Membrane-Switch-Keypad/32255922477.html

>>57399285
it's fitting for retro stuff

>>57399299
What if I'm a trap? :^)

...or just a reseller?

>>57399301
I did, about €8.

>>57399323
thanks

>>57398438
Epacket to the US is within 1-2 weeks assuming they actuallly ship it out on time. It spends less time sitting around some port in China and gets to the US fast. The time in customs and depending on how close you live to a major airport is the longest time for delivery

>>57398508
There is no transit on Sunday, only Saturday.

>>57399340
Just shot the Paypal / Aliexpress invoice to the customs, they should know that these Chink declarations are not accurate

Well shit, I wrote off IEM's a few years ago because I couldn't get a comofrtable fit with them. I recently tried out my friend's IEM's for shits and giggles and it turns out I just have tiny, tiny ears and medium tips were way too large. Even with his small ones it's not perfect, but certianly doable.

Are there any good chink tips, and what material should I go for?
Also, I've got some JBL IEM's lying around that we got in some kind of value pack with a lenovo tablet. Should I jump for some chink IEM or try out with those first?

>>57399418
comply tips in their smallest chinky size

Any good chink multimeter/avometer?

>>57399460
do you want a cute one?
>>57397272

https://m.aliexpress.com/item/32762307164.html#autostay
https://m.aliexpress.com/item/32758417387.html#autostay

Which one? Flat cord or round cord?

>>57399506
Nice mobile link of shitty cables!

>>57399134
do you pay paypal fees after receiving the money? i had to pay 2 times already.

>>57398481
I think I may be got Chinked on the fuses, compared them to the ones I already had (both 200mA, fast rated) and they had a much lower impedance (which would be nice, but it made me skeptic, because the wire inside of them is much thicker than in the other 200mA fuses I already had). I know 200mA is the rating at which the fuse doesn't blow, even if the 200mA flow contentiously over a long time. But these new fuses didn't even blow at 1500mA after 10seconds. It needed almost 3000mA for it to blow.

>>57399620
Yes, about 1.5% or so.

>>57399427
https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/comply/1909638_32469980958.html

something like this? What's the upside of these over the silicon ones that normally come with iems?

>>57398313
But 5 years ago chinkphones were actually shit

are there any stealth sex toys ? im afraid my mom would caught me.

>>57399727
they mould to the shape of your ear so they stay in a lot better and can give a better seal

also more isolating

>>57399727
>upside
comfier, better isolation

>downside
break easily, may change the sound of your iems

>>57399506
round

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>>57399750
Shitty tengas.

>>57399750
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/stealth/32623322213.html

>>57399750
BMCV

>>57398159
You're not fooling anyone Lithu, stop being so tsun for Comfy.

>>57399805
I don't bloody think this can reach my prostate

>>57399750
Your hand

>>57399830
mount it on your dick with a rubber band for edge play, duh

I want a cheap compact tablet
Should I go for the Xiaomi Mi Pad 2?
I can get it for 146 european pesos

>>57399875
>Bodi Li

>>57399875
Man delete that picture and blur your adress

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>>57399900
Welp. should've cover my tracks better

>>57399912
>>57399914
>yfw it's still in archives

>>57399900
>fluids

>>57399914
What kind of name is Bodi Li anyway

>>57399914
worst is that you're tarnishing our reputation of being white supremacists

>>57399914
How was the flood?

My Bodi is ready.

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Cheap wireless charging station. Simple, but it works

>>57399928
>>57399941
I'm a chink

>>57399919
Welp. Do something stupid, suffer the consequences.

>>57399948
Baton Rouge was not as badly affect as many other places

>>57399499
Any recomendation for this one?
http://www.banggood.com/Wholesale-XL830L-LCD-Digital-Voltmeter-Ohmmeter-Ammeter-OHM-Multimeter-Tester-p-28399.html?rmmds=search

10 bucks. Pretty cheap

>>57399982
Can you teach us how to chink chinks?

>>57400016
First, you must have a tiny penis.

>>57400028
Define 'tiny'

>>57400016
The key is substitution
If the original use steel, use aluminum in yours
If the original use good plastic, use cheap junk plastic

And always sell to people that will not be able to reach you within 2 days

>>57399982
Nice recovery dude. Still have the balls to post and answer the trolls. You seem like a cool guy, even if you still play with toys and doxx yourself.

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>>57400065
C'est la vie. I'm an autist like everyone who bother to buy chink shit

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What could I possibly have gotten /csg/?

>>57400065
you know he won't give you a discount right

>>57399914
https://www.google.com/maps/place/3235+Highland+Rd,+Baton+Rouge,+LA+70802

What kind of a faggot home do you live in, Bodi Li?
What do you develop at IBM?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Sphynx-cat-monster-in-four-long-ears-BJD-sd-doll-soom-luts-volks/32663511972.html?spm=2114.8153825.cb0001.14.ysXABc&scm=1007.13409.46344.0&amp;pvid=06aadee8-32f8-4030-b5aa-b7aa32bc085c&amp;tpp=1

why the fuck is this in my feed

Tracking not updating since 09/10 (dd/mm). Should i be worried? Tried contacting AliExpress seller and they said to have patience. Do i really have to wait until fucking mid december to open a dispute?

>>57400093
a plastic bag and a milkyways

what ya guys think??

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Professional-BM-800-BM800-Condenser-Microphone-Cardioid-Pro-Audio-Studio-Vocal-Recording-Mic-KTV-Karaoke-with/32408017858.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.21.I8MJBt&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_2_10091_10090_10088_10089,searchweb201603_1&btsid=d6273853-69af-4901-9b97-b20b0147ae2d

>>57400093
> paid for DHL shipping

100% a phone

>>57400093
air

>>57399982
im surprised it was tracked all the way until delivered

>>57400045
Like a chink's dick.

>>57400093
Chinked?

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>>57400129
>>57400124
>>57400114
My new LeEco Le Max 2 just came in! Should I do a written or video review? DHL only cost me $15 and it got here in 5 days. GG CHINKS

>>57400093
Is that how Milky Way bars always look in America?
weird

>>57400161
Green and brown is just fucking wrong.

>>57400102
just get it, we wont judge

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Bought a bunch of toys too. I'll smell you guys later when they come /csg/. Bodi out.

>>57400101
I live in a college complex for LSU students. It's full of your typical party goers
I'm the guy who shitpost on /g/ about pajeets taking my job

>>57400101
He's probably enrolled in the LSU

why are most of the clothing i get from aliexpress turns out shitty :/ they look very nice in the pictures but in real life its shit.

>>57400155
Update: I ordered the gray one and they GAVE ME THE FUCKING PINK ONE

>>57400209
like what?

>>57400223
refund

>>57400223
pics

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>>57400209
forgot pic

what portable bluetooth speakers brands are recommendable?

papa bless /csg/, may you not get chinked

>>57400223
fag

>>57400260
dafuck

>>57400271
Xiaomi ones

>>57400209

You need to be smart

>>57400209
photoshop

>>57400260
because $2

>>57400260

Looks like a tarp.

>>57400155

Kek @pink. It's rose gold. Do a video review.

>>57398709
When I bought mine it was slightly more than a third of the price vs the same core m in an Australian MS store. Definitely at least half the price.

>>57400260
Try putting it through the wash first, then tighten the drawstring around the waist, arch your back and put your fingers sexy against your lips. You're not even trying.

That looks pretty damn funny, though.

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>>57400313

>>57400260
maybe its because your fat

>>57399063
Check out the official /csg/ gift list
https://imgur.com/a/JvrGt

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27.10 shipped memepillow have already arrived to my country, while laptop fan from 8.10 is still missing.

>>57400393
i'm waiting for that dinosaur ladle

>>57400393
>all these prices jacked up to hell for 11.11

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Cheap chink shit completely cured me of depression and gave me purpose again.

It changes everything when you find something to look forward to in life.

Got 20 items coming in, and will order 20 more on 11.11. Best part is you never know what to expect. It's like Christmas as a kid all over again, except multiple times per month.

The excitement you feel when you open your mailbox, wondering if a package came in or not.
The bittersweet disappointment when it's empty. Oh well, but now you can't wait for tomorrow, every day is an adventure.
The pure joy you feel when there is indeed a package waiting for you. Existence feels whole once more. Oh and when there are TWO! Chills down your spine...
The big laughs when the postman cracks a joke about how here's yet another delivery for you and you're probably breaking some kind of world record! He's now your best -and only- friend.
The childlike sense of wonder you get, enthralled by the mystery of the package. What could it be this time? Is it finally the dildo I ordered two months ago?
Such a glorious rollercoaster of emotions, more addictive than crack, simply over useless $0.95 junk that never works half the time and tech gimmicks you never end up using. Thank you based China. You deserve all my five stars.

>>57400483
Fuck you buddy.

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>>57400393
Fucking kek who comes up with this stuff

>>57400483
This is why women have much, much lower suicide rates than men. They understood the power of pointless retail therapy decades ago. Us men are only now catching on.

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>>57400519

Do they still add new stores for coupons?

>>57399532
Anyway to get desktop link if you use app?

>>57400483
You'll get tired of it eventually. I've probably ordered 50k packages these past few years. I now dread waiting for packages.

Gonna go get my po box eventually so I can collect them once a week instead of random days at random times.

>>57400673
dropshipping doesnt count

>>57400344
All Aussie Adventures with Russell Coight. Good show.

>>57397272
>that workbench
>that big multimeter on the left

... Is Clive a shitposter or is that multimeter just common?

$0.01 usb cable from that aliexpress promotion isn't charging my phone anymore, it's been over 15 days since I confirmed receiving the order so can't open a dispute. How do I get them to send me a new cable instead of refunding $0.01?

>>57400741
$0.01 for 15 days of use isn't bad anon.

>>57400741
you should be less entitled

>>57399499
Buy some of the Chinese Domestic Flukes, they're really fucking decent.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDm5BfRrAsg

>>57400727
>that workbench
That's a kids desk I had for over 20 years

>that big multimeter on the left
VC97/9 are very common but I've never seen Clive use one.

Xiaomi Air 12 is on sale for $550 at gearbest, cheapest it's been so far I think
http://www.gearbest.com/laptops/pp_416105.html

>>57400779
Sorry anon. Had too little sleep and jumped the gun.

Does the mini chinkometer work well so far? How's the build quality?

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>>57400808
>not activated Windows 10 English edition

>>57400808
>Regular Price:$1471.13
>You Save:$919.62
Sure sure

>>57400776
https://youtu.be/rJm9iCha-jM

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Digital-Multimeter-FLUKE-12E-large-LCD-Display-Digital-Multimeter-Meter-DMM-with-TL75-test-leads-F12E/32721860264.html

>>57400815
It does, measures mains fine too. It's made out of nice sturdy plastic (and you can also use it while inside the case for extra protection), the insides look fine too.
There's also a thread about it on the EEVblog forums.

>>57400260
The body doesn't come with the clothing. If you're ugly and fat, you'll look horrible even in the best looking clothes.

>>57400260
Wash it first.

>>57400808
>>57400867
>This Android/Windows device is designed to function specifically with the current Android/Windows OS installed on it. Any alterations such as upgrades, modding with custom ROM, rooting or flashing the Android device with other firmware will automatically cause the device experience matters as well as void the device's warranty. Please think twice before operating all these actions.

sure seems like an expensive device

>>57400396
VITTU PERKELE SAATANA
TORILLA TAVATAAN PERKELE

>>57399340
Post pics pl0x

KingDian SSD, yay or nay?

>>57400347
>>57400953
Why go out of your way to be rude? She looks fine. She got chinked. Be happy.

>>57400260
As others have said, wash it to get those fold wrinkles out and tighten the draw string. It helps if the brightness isn't so low.

The brightness 'trick' is the one they use in infomercials for the before/after photos. The before photos are always dark and the person isn't smiling + they're hunched, in the after it's bright, they're smiling and standing straight.

>$124.99
It was advertised as $XX.99, making me believe it was going to be less than $100.

Add $25 and you get Redmi 4. 11.7 can't come soon enough.

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>>57401246
forgot pic

>>57401246
>>57401264
Glorious Chinese Republic not responsible for your belief gweilo.

How do I prepare myself for 11.11? Can you already place orders? Or are the sale prices displayed on Ali not yet definitive?

>>57401634
check price history on stuff you want. chnprice.com

if they're on sale at a good price on 11.11 add to your cart and wait till everything goes on sale

Are the tablet recs in the wiki still up-to-date? Some of them are pretty old and out of stock.

anyone got a camera tripod for rn3p? what's the recommended one?

>>57401738
what do you mean by that? Just get one of these universal smartphone tripod holders for 50cent and use it with any tripod you like.

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>>57401738
>>57401813
just tested it, RN3P fits in these holders without a problem, it's not too big

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Universal-Mobile-Phone-Clip-Holder-Mount-Bracket-Adapter-for-Smartphone-Camera-Cell-Phone-Tripod-Stand-Mount/32352613450.html

>>57401701
Just check the reviews on techtablets.com

>>57400223
>>57400155
Put a case on it.

>>57400223
pics of the pink backside?

>>57402100
degenerate

any chance of finding a mi band for only five euros? 10 still seems like too much just for a sleep tracker that might not even be accurate

/csg/, looking for advice- searching for a good drone, that does not demolish a wallet and beginners.
What would be a good drone with a camera?

>>57402212
>sleep tracker
>accurate

>>57402100
>>57402067
I am currently flashing a CM13. Will post a link in a sec. Honestly doesn't look that bad, I'm just pissed I payed extra for gray and they sent me pink. I already sent them a message requesting a partial refund lel

>>57402260
I've been using my phone, which uses the motion sensor, and an app that uses the tracking to wake you up during lighter sleep. It's cool but doesn't always work. Just wondering if a mi band would bring better results. I also would prefer wearing a band instead of keeping the phone next to the pillow.

>>57402298
dont be memed, anon. lemme tell you there is no other way than brainwave scan to determine different sleep stages.

>>57402298
why would you want to be awakened during light sleep

https://aliexpress.com/item/USB-2-0-Audio-Headset-Microphone-Jack-Converter-Adapter-2425/32531423420.html
Will this burn my earphones?

prices on quadcopters all went up $10-$20 dollars on aliexpress. dirty fucking chinks! that's why i only use ebay now

>>57402395
No ;^)

>>57402413
P-please

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>>57402395
>Hot new promotion

>>57402395
it will just sound really shity (have one which looks exactly like this)

the anon who soldered capacitors on usb soundcards maybe knows which ones are better

>>57400223
>>57400155
Update 2: The fingerprint sensor does not work. At all.

>>57402345
Obviously not perfectly accurate and might be placebo meme effect but most users report feeling better when they wake up with such apps. They also use "smart" snooze options using the motion sensor.

>>57402387
It uses a set time window (by default 30 minutes before you need to wake up), and if the phone's motion sensor detects movement it will assume you're in light sleep and wake you up gently (with the logic that you'll feel less groggy and more energized even though you slept 30 minutes less), if in deep sleep it'll let you sleep until your set alarm time.

Whats the cheapest Projector I can buy?

INput doesnt matter nor does resolution.

>>57402621
chinked

>>57402621
Known issue in this model. you need to register the fingerprint with 3-4 different fingers and even then it only works 70% of the time.

thinking of starting my own RC truck thread. it is tech

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yes, i know it's the 5th

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/g/ help me

>>57402668
>>57402687
No like I can't even register a fingerprint. At all. Wont read a finger print lol

What's a good USB microsd adapter?

>>57402802
KZ HDSE cons: shitty BT range

>>57402838
That's the CM13 rom fault. if you want fp that much you gonna have to flash stock.

Those pajeet roms always skip on those things.

>>57402802
are the socks really cashmere?

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>>57402825
this is chuwi hi 10 pro by the way

>>57402881
Human hair.

>>57402825
>>57402913
Your tablet got shitty MicroSD reader, that's all.

>>57402926
even better!?

>>57402913
Is the chuwi hi10 pro a good microSD adapter? It doesn't kill the cards?

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>>57402881
I don't actually own any other cashmere items, so I can't tell you 8(

>>57402802
gold plated jewelry has a gold layer 1 micron thick

>>57402955
on usb type c adapter is very fast

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best earphones with this kind of shape, for cheap? I can't stand the inner-ear anal plug-shaped type. I'm not sure which keyword to use for this type of shape, but I feel like they're getting harder to find these days. also need microphone and +/- buttons for voice calls

not an audiophile, would mostly need them for gym and cardio where i mostly listen to podcasts, but do listen to music from time to time

>>57403001
I'm asking cause some anons talked about one microSD adapter that would kill cards.

>>57403022
BM 800.

>payment processing for 4 days.

WHERE'S MY SHIT FAGGOT TINY DICK CHINKS?

>>57403030
Photon Powa

Do you also use a temp credit card when you buy from china? Like the one you get for free from your bank?

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>>57402855
noted

>>57402980
just enough

>>57403022
>best earphones with this kind of shape, for cheap?
>picture is best earphones with that kind of shape, for cheap

>>57403022
If the inline controls aren't absolutely a must have, then VE monks

>all these mechanical keyboard without the numpad
I'll shoot you motherfucker

>>57403057
Since he's mostly using them for gym and cardio he should be able to tap into his body to supply the phantom power.

Should I buy this

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/nigger/32609055485.html?s=p

>>57403108
>https://www.aliexpress.com/item/nigger/32609055485.html?s=p
Yeah
And I'm expecting a full review

>>57403022
m8 have you really just posted a picture of Monks to ask how to find good cheap earphones that look like Monks?

>>57403084
On Aliexpress you can just use your regular CC, the Alibaba Group is a huge company that doesn't make its money from credit card fraud. Most smaller Chinese shops usually have PayPal as a payment method, so you can use this.

anyone discovered some good 11.11 deals yet?

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>>57403139
huh ok, i always use temp credit cards from my bank. set the max value and how long it should be valid and i'm good to go.

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>>57403097
chink mechanical keyboards with numpads exist, but there are not many reviews of them:

Dare-U "Alloying Version 2" (?)
AULA F2010
ELE EleEnter Game1
AULA F2009 (disgusting gamer frame)
K002
E-BLUE K729
Redragon K10S

feel free to buy one (at your own risk) and review it, anon

>>57403087
Link for that hat?

Does anyone get wonky search results on aliexpress? I was at work looking up some stuff with thousands of orders, get home search for the same thing and nothing comes up in the results. Max orders is in the 100's.

>>57403161
>5000 cuckbux

>>57403108
i dont see why you shouldnt

>>57403161
I have had some problems when changing the card to often, so I just added my real card.
Not sure if the problem was with Ali or Swedbank.

>>57403187
Yes this happens to me. Chinked for sure.

>>57403087
>>57403117
>>57403089
VE monk don't have a mic, right? As mentioned, I need earbuds like them but with a mic.

>>57403187
yea, I'll sometimes get different results using same keywords on site vs mobile

>>57403037
Same here, ordered a RN3P from Geekbuying on the 29th and it's still stuck on "processing".

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>>57403220
They do a version with a mic now
http://s.aliexpress.com/I7nYzInY

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>>57403181
c'mon anon, "sad frog hat" or "pink frog hat" on aliexpress...

>>57403220
nothing like that really exists that I know of, sorry anon

>>57403247
>>57403037
maybe linked to 11.11?

>>57403204
what kind of problem?

how come there are no services where you send them a pic and they paint it for you before shipping it to you

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>>57403276
>>57403268
>>57403220
nevermind, we're retarded

>>57403283
there are; you can get custom printed mousepads and posters. It requires you to buy the item (say, via aliexpress) then message the seller. I don't think actual paintings (ie with a brush) exists

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>>57403283
this!! I would pay good money for a meme oil painting.

>>57403268
awesome, thanks

>>57403303
HE SAID PAINTINGS YOU RETARD!

>>57403303
yeah I know about the printings but I want a chink-made painting

>have to solve captchas to browse ali
wtf happened

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>>57403268
it's like I'm on /g/

Someone start collecting news from this thread and working on the next mitu.

>>57403280
E-card only worked once, got some orders canceled and had to upload my ID.

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>>57403326
no need for angry

>>57403387
this happens when aliexpress think's you're a web spider, it's to prevent amerifats from scraping product info and uploading it to ebay, etc...

It typically happens when you open a bunch of aliexpress tabs all at once.

>>57403283
>>57403303
>>57403304
>>57403326
>>57403333
None of you were here when dafen village anon was posting?

>>57403445
That is a sick spaceJam hat,

>>57403400
Monks Guy is fucking great.

>>57403448
no, tell me more?

New thread with links to prominent /csg/ Youtube channels in the OP when?

>>57403561
they are already in the linked wiki page

>>57403526
https://rbt.asia/g/thread/S55413983#p55417719

>>57403407
hm ok, i have 30+ orders wiith e card that have worked just fine, nver had any problems

>>57403526
http://www.dafenvillageonline.com
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2375270/Dafen-Oil-Painting-Village-thousands-artists-recreate-paintings-sale-overseas.html

Anon got a painting made, search dafen on archives for more info

>>57403573
>>57403599
Nice thank you anons
How to avoid getting chinked though?

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>>57403579
The problem was when I went full /csg/ and made multiple orders every day.

>>57403632
Just use dafenvillageonline.com, the anon who had a painting made had nothing but good things to say about them.

>>57403632
what do you mean
the paintings don't even pretend to be originals
they are all reproductions

>>57403785
I mean regarding payment, delays, etc
>>57403775
yeah I read his posts, need to find something for them to paint now

>>57403775
>dafenvillageonline.com
doesn't exist

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>>57403809
>doesn't exist

wut?

why don't you have a shark watch /csg/?
http://sale.aliexpress.com/__pc/161111_shark.htm

>>57403714
>not doing your shopping at Knight Mart

>>57403848
Didn't put in the www.

>tfw should have waited to get the redmeme and save thirty bucks

>Shipping: FREE Expedited Shipping from China/Hong Kong/Taiwan to worldwide (2 to 7 business days) |

Did the seller fuck up? Isn't expedited shipping expensive?

Exactly how autistic would it be to have a Chinese slave labourer paint me a not just rare, but actually unique Pepe?

>>57403247
ahhh good. I got the same thing on the 2nd with air mail. Maybe I'll get it before next year.

>>57404015
It wouldn't only be autistic, but you'd be literally supporting fascism.

>>57403022
>mostly need them for gym and cardio
fucking annoying "i need them for the gym cardio" guy. if i saw you in person id literally punch you in the piehole

>>57403948
no browser made in the last 10 years requires that anymore

>>57404069
Well chrome on Android 6 did.

The site admin has to make a DNS entry for it to work. It's not automagic.

>>57404066
but i'm a bigger guy than you fucking dyel say it to my face not online see what happens

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Will he reply?

>>57404085
pro tip: im from /heem/

>>57404062
Well that's obvious, but I'm looking for a quantified level of autism here.

>>57404062
So where can I order it?

>>57404099
xD

>>57404108
lol

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>>57404099
not unless you are Lithu-anon
he prefers it a bit more tsundere