Anyone willing to walk me through factory resetting my old

>>57388673
install gentoo

>>57388673
Get a windows 7 professional iso
Put it on a USB with Rufus
Install
Activate it with windows toolkit

>>57388680
This

>>57388673
>literally too stupid to gogle and read a guide
"no"

>>57388673
Bonzi Buddy has an integrated function for that.

>>57388709
Stupid or lazy?

I dread the day I have to factory reset my Win7 laptop because I won't know which "updates" to avoid.

>>57388726
Both, probably.

>>57388713
The fuck is banana buddy

>>57388737
Probably.

>>57388673
https://wiki.gentoo.org/wiki/Handbook:AMD64/Full/Installation
RTFM