i just lied my way into a help desk support position at a really

pen-drive to install Gentoo. ez

>>57361953
thanks :^)

just google shit, if it takes longer than 5 seconds
>let me get back to you :^)

OP you'll be fine just learn how to use google. tier 1 help desk support isn't hard if you're good at bullshitting (sounds like you've already got this skill down) and knowing what to search for when an issue comes up

>>57361929
Do you understand the basics of enterprise networks? DNS, DHCP, AD? If you don't time to learn, but help desk is easymode anyway, google, etc.

My help desk guy is near useless, been trying to get him shitcanned, but at least he can replace mice and headsets and do password resets, which saves me time so I can do real work.

>>57361929
Fake it till you make it.

>>57361929
It's basically how Trump did it.

>I lied at a job interview
>Help how do I not get fired!
Fuck off you scummy piece of shit. You're the reason I have to be insanely overqualified to get basic jobs, they hire dumbfuck liars like you who end up knowing nothing, and then have to crank up the standards on the application.

Literally kill yourself. I hope they find you out and blacklist you across their organization and every contracting agency they work with. I hope you can't find any job anywhere and become homeless.
You absolute piece of shit.

>>57361929
>>57362340
desu if you know nothing, you'll get found out and fired. You can't fool people who know their shit.

>>57362401
how can you not get a job its so easy lel

First line service desk work can be done by anyone. You'll be doing password resets and talking people through checking for paper jams in printers all day long.

>>57362382
yeah fuck donald drumpf the fucking bigot racist!!!!

>>57361929
>being more of a scum than a "pajeet"

>>57362401
>applied for two jobs a month ago
>Literally kill yourself. Literally I hope you become homeless you literal piece of shit

>>57362401
the reason why you have to be insanely overqualified to get basic jobs is because you are obviously a faggot

>>57362401
desu think of it as an opportunity in the making, OP will probabbly end up fucking up somehow, which should open up more positions wherever he works