>new neighbors just moved right next to me >they tell me

Set a web of wifi repeaters around their house.

B-b-b-but OP, there son has WiFi sickness, you don't want him to die do you?

>>57330160
Just make the SSID hidden, those plebs won't notice.

>>57330197
I want to piss them off, I know they can't take me to court

>>57330197
'no'

Make yourself a cantenna. you can go way over fcc power limits with one of those, and it's dirt cheap. http://www.turnpoint.net/wireless/cantennahowto.html

>>57330160
Just hide your SSID those retards won't notice it kek

>>57330160

>Put DD-WRT on any decent router
>Buy larger antennae
>Boost Tx power as high as it can go without burning out the electronics
>Hide SSID
>Tell them you stopped using it
>Year later tell them the truth
>Laugh in their faces and call them retards

Also:
If you live in FCC land, don't get caught.

>>57330160
top kek

>>57330160
Tell them wifi sickness isn't real

>>57330235
How would I hide my ssid?

>>57330250
just dont broadcast it
theres an option to turn it off in router settings

>>57330250

Router settings.
>Broadcast SSID
>Click 'disable'

>>57330224
Depends how much money you want to spend. You can go blast wifi using a short range satelite dish, or get a proper liscense and equipment and set up a 4g tower

Just point this at their son https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIU8WZR9DNA

>>57330228
This. Make sure to point it at their son's bedroom.

>>57330224
>I know they can't take me to court
Yes. they can. They can file a civil suit and it will still cost you money to defend, unless of course you defend yourself and then it will take time and will be a huge hassle.

Update us when it stops being fun as a warning to others.

>>57330160
>WiFi sickness
Green party voter by any chance?

>>57330298
>Green party voter by any chance?
Stop with that meme. Stein abandoned her anti-vaxx position.

>>57330283
It'll get dismissed in 10 minutes, because wifi stickiness doesn't fucking exist.

>>57330261
>>57330264
Thanks senpaitachi

>>57330160
>buy something like this, but more powerful
https://www.amazon.com/Extender-Repeater-Broadband-Amplifiers-Wireless/dp/B01B94U438/ref=sr_1_15

>make really good yagi or conical antenna
>get old directv dish. Set up so it focuses the signal from the antenna
>point it at sons room
>blast porn at him all night.

>>57330283
>>I know they can't take me to court
>Yes. they can. They can file a civil suit and it will still cost you money to defend, unless of course you defend yourself and then it will take time and will be a huge hassle.
>Update us when it stops being fun as a warning to others.
Are you actually implying a judge won't toss this case immediately in the garbage bin when they see it? You do realize that wifi sickness has literally been proven to not exist right? This is like suing your neighbor for shooting invisible laser beams into your brain every time they look at you.

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>>57330383
>>blast porn at him all night.

>>57330283
>They can take him to court for using wifi in his home
Sure thing man

OP, in the US if you have a ham radio license you can attach an amplifier to your router. I think the max legal limit is then 1500 watts. Of course, encryption is out of the question (for the most part), and you're restricted to a couple channels in the 2.4 GHz band (look it up). Also, that's kind of a dangerous amount of power at that band, but I think that's your best bet for the most power.

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>>57330160

Time to buy an amplifier anon, give yourself some brain cancer and also your neighborhood.

>>57330458
More info:
http://w5vwp.com/wifihams.shtml

The longer range the signal, the longer the crest to creat difference is, making it weaker. You can something just short enough to reach, because it will have a shorter crest to crest distance making it a stronger signal. Anyway you are retarded to waste money on this anyway. Just change your ssid to fuck you i am not turning my wifi off and call it a day

>>57330160
OP, if they came next door to tell you to stop using wifi chances are they asked everyone in a 1-2 house radius to stop as well. Band together and get the homeowners association on their ass.

>WiFi sickness
I'd love to see this kind of thing tested in a controlled environment.
Like others have said, set the router to a hidden ssid if you don't want them to bother you.
Bonus points if you tell them down the road.

>>57330532
>name your SSID "Jimmy's plauge"

>>57330160
That would be a MikroTik outdoor AP. Have fun!

>>57330283
Not OP but if I were in his situation I would just claim to have a sickness that requires me to have WiFi.

You don't need a powerful router just change your SSID to "WiFi sickness isn't real"

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>>57330590
millennial syndrome
get it?

>>57330298
STOPTHEMAYMAY

>>57330466
what is that gif.

>>57330160
Don't waste your effort, it all in his head. (actually its probably in the mothers head)

>>57330634
kek

>>57330160
If the son has wifi sickness does that mean he's never used the internet to watch youtube videos or play videogames online with his friends. What cruel parents

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>>57330694
>Internet access is exclusive through Wifi
>He actually uses Wifi instead of using Ethernet

>>57330160
>they tell me to not use WiFi because their son has WiFi sickness

Now, I'm not one to unnecessarily spend money on a router I don't need to piss off neighbors who claim their son has a condition that doesn't actually exist (and therefore wouldn't be affected by anything you do with your router) but I would certainly tell them to fuck off.

>>57330160
Don't go in open offensive, troll the subtly.
1) Pretend to comply, hide Wi-Fi, lay some UTP around the house (and make sure they see you doing it).
2) Kids have more sensitive hearing than adults. Now if you're 18+ and the son is just a kid you can get a high frequency buzzer that can be tuned (they are used for animal repelling), tune it just a notch under your own hearing, the kid should still hear it.
3) Set it toward their house and blast it all day erry day.
4) If they complain, show them the UTPs show them there's no WiFi nearby then offhand mention that if the kid is feeling something it might be the strong signal from nearby city facility (library, police station, etc. whatever will sound plausible for your location).

>>57330532
It has been, lots, and shown to be bullshit.
Google electromagnetic hypersensitivity

>>57330160
Buy a shit ton of Pringles and make cantennas. Either that or buy a Yagi antenna for wifi. At defcon a few years back there was a guy who sold ones that worked over 500m away.

>>57330160
Can anyone tell why constant exposure to microwave frequencies be harmless? 2,4Ghz is what boils water in the oven, WiFi is just less powerful, but it's like a frog in a boiling pot. Has anyone actuallystudied mice life expectancies and cancer risks in a faraday cage?

>>57330818
>those high-freq. buzzers
I fucking hate those things. There's one just outside of the post office 20km away from me; across the street from a store I go to sometimes. I can't park on that side of the street because that thing is so loud. It's physically painful to be within 50m of it, and I'm 25. Shit should be illegal.

>>57330852
>2,4Ghz is what boils water in the oven, WiFi is just less powerful, but it's like a frog in a boiling pot
You wot mate?
Heat boils water in an oven. An oven uses a large heating element to heat the air within it.

You guys would love the radio free zone in the USA.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYh1mC6sjy4

the special snowflake is so unbelievably great in the video. just admit you're a luddite already and go be amish. yes someone actually gets paid to go drive around and make sure nobody is using microwaves, wi-fi, etc.

>>57330852
>Can anyone tell why constant exposure to microwave frequencies be harmless?

Consider the following:
Microwave oven: 1000 W
WiFI: <1 W.

Asking why Wifi is harmless while a microwave oven can boil water is like asking why a heating pad is harmless while a stove top can boil water. Also, microwaves are non-ionizing radiation. They can't cause cancer like x-rays or other forms of ionizing radiation.

>>57330882
Microwave oven I mean.

>>57330882
not that anon but he probably means a microwave oven, and true that works on 2.4GHz. But a microwave uses 100-1000W power while wifi is something between 10-100mW

>>57330987
But you don't walk wrapped in heating pads all day.

>>57330995

Oh, okay. Use the right word then. Oven never means microwave.

>>57331013

No, but if you did I bet it'd feel pretty cozy in the winter.

>>57331044
Overheating is harmful for skin and organs.

thell them you sexually identify as 2.4ghz and to stop oppressing you

>>57330385
>>57330351
A case being tossed "immediately" will take "at least" a month, followed by the paperwork they'll make you file.

>>57330455
You can file a civil suit for pretty much anything.

>>57331079

So turn it down.

>>57330385
>Implying US courts give a shit whether or not the condition exists...
I present you Ethan Couch who suffers from affluenza.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethan_Couch
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Affluenza

>>57331013
I don't think you comprehend how little energy that is...

Literally stepping into the sunlight will do far far more to warming you then that.

>>57331079
Well then, I guess it's a good thing that WiFi signals don't carry enough energy to cause overheating. That is the only danger microwaves pose.

>>57331083
You will go to jail for raping their son then.

>>57331096
I thought there was some kind of penalty for filing a frivolous lawsuit?

>>57331152
Yes there is but the legal definition of frivolous is a bit complicated. You need to prove that no reasonable person would have ever brought this suit before the court.

Or that's it's for the sole purpose of harassing the defendant. In general the pay the other sides legal fee's and may get sanctions filed

>>57330160
Those cunts move into a new neighborhood and expect people to adapt to their shitty disorders? Fuck them, I'll mail you a few spare access points i have.

>>57330935
I actually live near there

>>57330160
Came very close to spraying water all over my laptop after having a drink and reading this.

>>57330160
>not using ethernet in the year of the lord 2016
jesus fucking christ

>>57330160
>our son has wifi sickness
>our son is allergic to em waves
>our son is made sick by the fundamentals of physics without being physically disabled
Do they only use cord phones then?

2.4ghz band is fucking packed solid anyways, guaranteed to be something using it unless you live in bumfuck nowhere and are well isolated.

>>57330160
There is no proven thing such as wifi sickness. Fuck em

> Amerifats can sue you because your wifi modems blast harmful wifis to their sick son
HOME OF THE BRAVE LAND OF THE FREE

>>57330935
>>57331311

The funny thing is that the entire area is still being bathed constantly in RF from all of the aircraft flying within 200km, satellites and of course, the sun. These people are just retards enjoying their placebo.

>>57330160
Get a nice AC wifi router with like 10 antennae and then get a bunch of signal boosters around the perimeter of your house. then get a high gain antennae for your roof and aim it right at their house.

>>57331369
Then sit the other side of their property and shit post on your long range wifi transmitting your posts right through their dumbass kid

>>57331332
They don't use microwaves, cordless phones, live near any broadcast or cell towers.

>>57330458
You are an idiot

>>57330160
Oh boy, I know how that conversation sould have gone.

It would end up with hysterical laughter before they even finish what they want to say, and a door slamming in their face.

OP in one year:
>/g/ I've been diagnosed with brain cancer

>>57330935
>cars
>no EMF emitted
Maybe if it was an old diesel...

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>>57331515
This.

>>57330546
Underrated

To be honest you should be the bigger man and realize that the family is in a tough situation. Even if the disease is a meme, the mental distress they experience is true, as well as the damages that may result from the nocebo efect (people have died from believing that they have WiFi sickness). Just hide you WiFi and tell them that you turned it off despite the WiFi sickness not existing, and then try to educate them for their own good.

Disabling SSID broadcasting usually just makes "Hidden network" pop up on some devices.
Any way around this?

>>57331655
nah man, he should change his ssid to wifi sickness is not real

>>57331655
>Just hide you WiFi
It will show up as hidden network.
I'm sure these cunts scan for hidden networks. They want him to completely shut it down because his son has a meme disease that needs a shrink.

>>57331445
I'd tell them that I am willing to shut off my wifi- provided they pay for all of my wireless equipment and devices that would be made useless without wifi- and pay me $30 a month so I can upgrade to unlimited data for my phone so I can keep using Netflix in bed.


Then I'd hide the SSID.

>>57331655
You can't educate the unintelligent, which is what you have to be in order to believe in WiFi sickness in the first place.

>>57330590
4chin addict

>>57330634
It's grrrrreat

>>57330160

EHS isn't recognized medically as an impairment. Fuck off.

>>57331515
He should get a directional antenna and blast 130dB 2.4 gHz right at the kids room

>>57331840
Except in Sweden, apparently.

>>57331706

Also set it to not respond to ping requests.

>>57332014
That's not how any of this works

>>57331519
>>57331360
You can't use logic on neo-luddites. They are just against technology and can't admit it. All the people in the vid living there are textbook examples of the gay little psuedo-stinge, a little bit of "im better than u" for not using tech. Just need to be honest and admit it so everyone in the modern world can disregard them, but they won't. notice how there isn't a single person there under 50. why does nobody under this age not get your made up disease? Fun to watch.

>>57330935
>>57331360
The radio quiet zone was set up to protect the radio telescopes there from interference.

>>57330160
DEAR GOD I FUCKING KEK'D SO HARD. THANKS OP, TODAY YOU ARE NOT A FAGGOT/

>>57330160
What OP really needs to do:

Go to goodwill
Buy DD-WRT capable router
Plug into wall, no ethernet necessary
Set transmit power to max
Create 50 virtual networks
>Enough so when they scan with their phones it takes time to scroll to the bottom
>Sit back and laugh, as they have literally no legal recourse

>>57332365
I can't speak for everyone here, but I was aware of this. Doesn't mean the people who move there to get away from RF aren't retards.

>>57331100
>tfw live in Fort Worth
I know a girl who was related to the victims.

I was also in guadalajara, mexico when they found him and were detaining him there for the americans.

If I had known soon enough I could have killed the guy but they transferred him to Mexico city.

Oh well.

>>57330852
>2,4Ghz is what boils water in the oven
A microwave, yes.

>WiFi is just less powerful
True.

>but it's like a frog in a boiling pot.
No, it's like a frog in a pot being heated by a flashlight bulb. It will never boil, and while some minuscule amount of heat is being added, it's so tiny that it dissipates faster than it's added.

Wifi does in fact add some heat to your body, but it's less than sitting near a lamp, much less than sitting near a window, and nothing compared to the heat your own body produces.

However, if you fully believe that these invisible rays from the router are harming you, you'll experience whatever psychosomatic symptoms you believe it will cause.

>>57330160
>change SSID to "It will stay on"
>sit back and laugh
>ignore neighbors because they're dumb
>continue life as usual

Show your neighbors and their son this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2hO4_UEe-4

>>57330852

If you have an electric stove top, you would note that when you turn the heat up all the way, the burner turns bright red. What is the difference between putting a pot of water on that burner, and putting that same pot on top of a bunch of regular red LEDs on a breadboard powered by a couple of AA batteries? The frequency of light is the same (400-484 THz), but clearly the amount of energy is difference.

While a microwave does not quite heat by thermal conduction as a stovetop does, its ability to heat is nonetheless a function of its power.

>>57330160
Don't forget to name your WiFi "fuck your kid"

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>>57331383
>posts an image of an exceptionally rare pepe
>Son collapses in agony

This launches my sides.

>>57330160
Tell them to fuck off to the country. That's unreasonable.

>>57333333

>>57331100
Extremely wealthy people always are above the law though.

>>57330694
Phone poster spotted.

>>57331258
>You need to prove that no reasonable person would have ever brought this suit before the court.

I think that's pretty easy in this case, considering "WiFi sickness" doesn't fucking exist, and even if it did, it's totally unreasonable to move somewhere and then demand that the neighbors stop using a completely legal and ubiquitous technology. If anything, it would be their responsibility to shield their home or move out to the country with no neighbors for miles around. I refuse to believe any judge in the land wouldn't toss this case immediately.

>>57330517
this

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Move over kids, real man's wifi card coming through.
Alternatively, get a Ubiquiti dish-based system and point it at their house.

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https://www.ubnt.com/unifi/unifi-ap-ac-lr/

>>57331899

And even then just in certain municipalities, I think, including my own. I've interacted with about 5 of them on a number of occasions and they're all crazy. I just set my phone to soundless/no vibration and they're fine.
They still have lights, TVs and fucking microwaves, they're just shielded for an absurd amount of tax money.

>>57330458
>1500w
>2.4Ghz
You're telling op to build a microwave and aim it at the neighbors house, i feel like that might cause some kind of potential issue.

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>>57333631
Aim this directly into the kids room:

https://www.ubnt.com/airmax/powerbeam-ac/

>Get big plastic box
>Attach antennas
>Fill it with LEDs, blinking at random intervals
>Put it in the window where their son can see it
Congratulations, you have now made him very sick. When the neighbours finally complain, invite them over to look at the empty box.

>>57330718
What if you want to use your laptop in a room other than the room your router is in? or connect your phone to your router? This fucking ethernet is better meme needs to die. I compared the speeds of my router on ethernet and wifi and the difference was trivial.

>>57333690
Fucking brilliant please do this op

>>57333494
Paperwork exists. Just hire a lawyer and you probably don't need to pay a penny, as they are likely to pay it for you.

>>57333690
kek do this
or tell them you don't know how to turn off the wireless part of your router and recommend them moving further away

>>57330160
Who are those two officers?

Rape the kid

>>57330160
>>57330182
>>57330246
>>57330282
>>57330298
>>57330351
>>57330466
>>57330609
>>57330694
>>57330820
>>57330852
>>57331515
>>57331574
>>57331655
>>57331725
>>57331845
>>57331899
>>57332181
>>57333360
>>57333494
>>57331840

2B so "maybe" if for sure 3(since 1998) that just mean no.
http://monographs.iarc.fr/ENG/Classification/latest_classif.php

Add milk to router for maximum speed and range.
Faster than light, larger than a black man's dong.

>>57330160
You should have laughed in their face and slammed the door, telling them to get him a faraday cage. Don't waste money on them, just keep on broadcasting your SSID or change it to something like Extra-Strength WiFi or something which will have the same effect since it's all nocebo effect anyway.

>>57334270
this
spending extra money to upset a condition which doesn't even exist and the parents will not be able to tell the difference between your regular wifi and super wifi

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>>57330160
To piss them off the most you just have to look like you're broadcasting more toxic wifi. Your router probably has the capability of multiple SSID.

That means you want as many SSID as possible and things that look related, antenna and dishes from junk shops and garage sales.

>>57330160
Just rename it "DEATH"

>>57330160
there's no such thing as wifi sickness. Your neighbors are fucking retards.

hahahha op.

just buy some big antennas and put em on your house.

>>57334996
also don't hide your ssid like all these fuckwits are suggesting, wear it loud and proud. Stupidity of their calibre only deserves to be laughed at.

Rename your wifi SPECIAL HYPOALLERGENIC WIFI

Don't turn it off OP, just hide the SSID.

Why would you wanna get into a fight with your neighbours? There's no point and they can easily be a pain in the ass. Neighbours that have your back are pretty useful.

>>57330160
Just Jerry rig a microwave oven in their direction. The best part is that SHOULD be able to feel it, but most likely won't.

>>57330160

Outdoor AP. They can go for 5KM omni-directional, at times.

If they complain/want to file suit, just prove that they have
A) A modern Smartphone (which searches for WiFi on 2.4ghz/5.0Ghz frequencies, which they claim he is allergic to
B) A Microwave (2.4ghz)
C) A Cordless Phone (2.4ghz or 5.0ghz)
D) About a dozen other devices that operate on 2.4Ghz, which he is supposed to be allergic to.
And counter-sue for harassment and damages from court fees, lost time at work, etc.

Alternatively, hide your SSID, and if you see them with any of the above, call child services and say "Yeah, they told me their child has WiFi Sickness, and they're making him sick by using WiFi devices in the home! I just saw them! You guys need to do something! Their child looks so sick right now!"

Hopefully they'll put him in a home without fuck-tarded parents.

>>57330718
I can get my 120mb/s via wifi just fine.
There's literally no tradeoff.

Frequency is related to sound so:
My router whispers my videos to my phone
My microwave yells my food warm

Op should gift them a microwave oven

>>57330197
That's bad for your own privacy, fuck that.

>>57330590
It's just as real. Not being in wifi gives you headaches.

>>57330987
Microwaves and 2.4GHz wifi are completely different beasts.

>>57331122
Quantum physics. Microwaves directly interactive with the vibrational modes of water molecules, which is what causes the heating.
Radio waves do not.

>>57335212
2.4GHz is in a microwave range.

>>57335229
If it ain't used in a microwave oven it ain't heating up water

>>57335245
It does heat water. It simply doesn't have enough power for any meaningful effect.

>>57333708
>he doesn't have his entire house wired for ethernet
Look at this plebeyan.

>>57330160
turn the ssid broadcast off, your neighbours wont have a idea and your devices will still work, the wifi just wont show up if you make a scan

>how to get op cancer the thread

>>57330283
You don't have to defend shit you idiot. They have to prove what they are saying and it's plain fucking bulshit. If you sue someone saying you actually own their house, even if they don't show up the house doesn't get magically transfered to them because, again, they have no fucking proof.

Also,
>hurr what are small causes

Just shut up.

>>57330987
>Also, microwaves are non-ionizing radiation. They can't cause cancer like x-rays or other forms of ionizing radiation.

Wifi also can't penetrate further than a couple layers of skin.
The "wifi sickness" fad is just fucking bonkers.

OP should ask if his new neighbors if they've had their son immunised against it, see what happens then.

>>Oh yeah senpai, I got the shot a year ago, can't feel a single wifi!

>>57330265
>or get a proper liscense and equipment and set up a 4g tower
Y-you can fucking do that?

>>57335523
>Wifi also can't penetrate further than a couple layers of skin.

Bull-fucking-shit.

My phone keeps getting messages when I put it in my butt. I test through whattsapp web on pc and I still use it just fine through whattsapp.

>>57335539

Lots of telcos allow you to buy your own "tower" to use in your house if it has poor signal, it essentially relays the 3G/4G signal over your internet connection.
No licence needed, since the range is less than 100ft usually.

>>57331806
Underrated post

>>57330160
>Stupid people make me sick. Can you go live somewhere else?

Just get a massive satellite dish and mount it facing their property. Don't actually connect it up to anything.

Cast Ulamog on your backyard and remove the kid and his mother from play. Feed Ulamog with the energy from your wifi.

>>57331655
>let's encurage them by pretending that their made up problem is real
This harms them more then trying to disprove it, no matter how impossible it may be.

>>57330160
Ask if they have tried calling the local cellular provider to turn off their nearby towers because cellular microwaves are a higher frequency and more powerful than WIFI.

buy a cheapo wifi router and name the ssid something to the effect of
>"house 3 blocks away"s router
they'll go apeshit thinking they are receiving wifi signals from blocks and blocks around their house

>>57330818
This.
Fucking this.

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Buy two of these, point them at that stupid little shits bedroom and give him some cancer.

Post results.

>>57330160
>What's the most powerful router with the longest range for under $250?
Buying shitty old routers that will barely reach their house will have better effect. One strong signal is just one. Having twenty of them will piss them off much more.

>>57330858
Don't they use those to stop young people loitering?

>>57335516
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OP if you really want to fuck with them without doing anything just go buy a a couple old tv satelite dishs from craigslist for $20 and mount them on your roof and point them all at their house.

Then change your SSID to "Wifi Microwave Testing Station 03"

>>57330858
>>57335990
They had one the train station that I had to use every day.
Ended up removing it myself while wearing hearing protection and throwing it through reasonably large window.

It was never replaced.

>>57331711
I like the way you think

>>57336178
i've heard of them being removed with simple hammer technology

Take some aluminium and reflect everything to their house c|[:^) cheap and efficient :)

>>57330160
I feel bad for their son. He probably knows wifi doesn't cause autism, but his parents will do anything for jill stein.

>>57330160
>hide SSID
>tell parents you've stopped using WIFI
>his symptoms magically disappears
>admit to them after 6 months that you never stopped using wifi and that his symptoms obviously are bullshit

Expose delusional faggots for all costs.

>>57335552
It went through your destroyed asshole

>>57336250
i know people who fake sickness for attention and stuff, trying to talk to them is like talking to a brick wall
>pretend being sick while talking to them
>next time i was talking to them they are coughing and sniffing like nobodies business
>hurr must have caught your cold anon
>i wasn't sick
>must have been someone else who gave me this cold then lol
>you said you haven't spoken with anyone since i last saw you
>stop being so opinionated
same with retards who think mobile phone towers cause cancer, OP burn their house down and blame it on HAARP

>>57336231
>>57336228
>>57336117
>weaponised autism: the thread

When you do decide make sure you name set the ssid to "WiFi sickness" with the quotes if possible I have not used WiFi in years

>>57330277
WTF

>>57330160
use whatever router you have, and buy wifi repeaters. Remember to hide SSID or use a generic one (mcdonalds free wifi, NSA surveillance van etc)

>In todays local news, angered madman purchases giant magnetron and fries living kid in house next door
>When in court his defense was "I'M SICK, SICK WITH THE WIFF EES"

>>57336325
>same with retards who think mobile phone towers cause cancer,
Back when I worked at university IT department, we had a case where some carrier company had been given permission to mount some 4g/LTS antennaes on top of one of the buildings on campus and this of course sparked all sorts of protests and claims about feeling bad.

What the university did was just get the company to move the antennaes slightly back on the roof, so they weren't visible from the ground any more....

Not surprisingly, the complaints stopped after that.

>>57336325
The mind is a powerful thing. People can think themselves sick. It is retarded though and so are they.

t. hypochondriac

>>57336371
lol

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>>57336371
>The boy aged 12 was found fried to death in his bedroom
>Police reported great reception at the scene
kek

>>57336331
This thread is fucking 24 karats

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>>57330160
I would make even more stupid request. Ask them to not use washing machine or something, tell them that it ruins your sleep for a week. Maybe they will realize. If not, get one decent router and old ass dishes pointed at every one of their window. If they call you out, tell them that they weren't taking your sickness seriously first.

>>57330385
You think judges understand how radio waves work?

>>57336581
Well, you can point out that the court room is currently filled with all sorts of radio signals from cell phones and wifi devices, and you see no evidence that the kid is actually getting sicker.

OP tell them you'll do it and don't.
Don't even hide your SSID.
If you're quite and secure in not giving a shit they won't even try to bother you
And they don't need people to turn off WiFi, they need a shrink

>>57335116
>What is ping?

>>57336425
top kek

>>57335116
I get 260mb/s via fibre. You wifi isn't sufficient.

>>57330160
Tell them that it's unreasonable for you to turn off your WiFi and instead that they should simply line the inside of their sons room with tinfoil to not only protect him from WiFi but the nsa mind control satellites too

>>57336704
>Parents microwave son to death in a homemade greenhouse

>>57331100
That was just a word made up by his lawyers to explain that he had shit parents and a shit upbringing and no morals.
Nobody actually thought it was a disease you retard.

>>57330160
They are sick, sick in the head and stupid. At least we all know it, but they don't.

>>57335990
Ironically teenagers ears are worse than ever thanks to headphones. I have worse high frequency response than 60 year olds I know.

>>57336731
That way it wouldn't even be OPs fault

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>>57335523
>can't feel a single wifi!

>>57335116
>120megabytes per second over wifi

>>57330160
OP. Get 30 cheap routers with different SSIDs.

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>>57332444
was just about to post this
bonus points for router names like
>brain microwave
>child cooker
>soiheardyoulikewifi

>>57330858
Same senpai. I avoid walking in part of my neighborhood because of it.

>>57336841
He wrote millibits you retard

Buy a huge antenna, make it visible, but don't power it on.

This is how some of those nutjobs got owned in France, with cell towers. They complained about headaches, when the thing hadn't been turned on yet.

Also, if wifi gives him headaches, ever using a mobile phone to call would make his brain explode, literally. No Note 7 needed.

>>57336650
Radiowaves travel at the speed of light fuck off to >>>/v/ with your gaymez

>>57335104
Only real advice here desu

Change ssid to "potato masher"

buy a bunch of used routers to have a lot of SSIDs

>>57336982
this

> Over wired
rtt min/avg/max/mdev = 0.365/0.419/0.486/0.042 ms
> Over wifi
rtt min/avg/max/mdev = 1.194/3.744/14.502/3.753 ms

>>57330160
because blacks aren't people

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>>57337821

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>>57337881
a question for the ages

>>57330160
>they tell me to not use WiFi because their son has WiFi sickness
Gee, that sounds like paranoid schizophrenia. Bolt your doors and close your windows at night, or they may one day skin you alive and eat your skin because space aliens told them to or something.

>>57330351
Pretty sure it actually exist. Although that might not happen on physical level.

>>57330160
You only need to upgrade your antenna. Also, use directional antenna

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One of my uncles legitimately thinks WiFi can give you brain cancer.

>tfw there are probably dozens if not hundreds of different frequencies going through your body at any given time

Wtf wifi sickness, this is a real thing?

I mean if they really want control over something like that, they need to buy a house

>>57338047
>>tfw there are probably dozens if not hundreds of different frequencies going through your body at any given time
And that's what gives you brain cancer.

>>57330718
>i plug an ethernet cable into my phone

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>>57330160
Tell them to move to "United States National Radio Quiet Zone" and do nothing else. No trolling. No hiding SSID. It's on them to adapt to whatever the fuck they have or think they have.

>>57338008
Yeah last week week I got the metapneumonia and the etherclap.
What the fuck are you talking about "not on a physical level"? I don't know what other "levels" you're talking about, but this shit isn't a video game or some magic bullshit. 7/10

>>57338160
apparently the people who live in that area are getting sick of the fucks who move there for electrical sicknesses

>>57331899
Sweden is not considered a real country at this point

This isn't really related to the thread, at least I hope not, but I was reading about all these weird ass illnesses becoming more and more prevalent and nobody knows why. Now I'm all paranoid and shit.

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>>57330160
never change, 4chan

We hate on cops who do their jobs but we praise our military. Perfect example of this country being pussified by liberals. Trump/Pence 2016.

>>57338309
These retarded illnesses are just hypocondria / attention whoring, just like gender fluidity.
Ignore / mock them.

Buy one of those powerful directional WiFi dish antennas from chinksites.

>>57338333
You don't even know what sicknesses I'm referring to.

>>57338165
I mean, if someone claim to be ill but physically ok, then that mentality is an illness http://www.livescience.com/52978-electromagnetic-hypersensitivity-cause-unclear.html

>>57338364
Don't worry, it's still the same shit.

>>57335116

ping -c1000 -i0.01 gateway

report back

1000 packets transmitted, 1000 received, 0% packet loss, time 11090ms
rtt min/avg/max/mdev = 0.091/0.299/0.782/0.169 ms

>>57338319
Your 4chan looks very leet

>>57338385
It really isn't. I was talking about actual life-threatening conditions, not "it's all in your head" bullshit.

>>57330160
if you want to annoy them, don't just buy router. i mean, how could they know about it? buy huge ass HAM antenna and mount it it somewhere outside, make them confront their nightmare of evil radio waves

>>57335212
Microwave ovens use 2.45 GHz radiation

>>57338367
Mental illness is still caused physically; not magic.

>>57331079
Wearing clothes heats your body more than WiFi signals

>>57338478
No physical connection with your router

>>57335116
enjoy everybody spying on you

>>57336400
On the plus side, that is why placebo medicines work. Truly a double edged sword.

>>57330160
Wifi sickness doesn't exist

>>57336787
>tfw hearing maxes out at 16-17 kHz
should I just kill myself?

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>>57330160
lol I guess he punishes himself.

>>57335293
>plebeyan
Thats not how you spell it newfriend

>>57338502
Shit, I forgot I had to ground myself by the dick to not get autism.

just call social services on them and spare that kid a lifetime of bullying and rejection. Seriously when are they gonna recognize "special snowflakism" as disease,like Munchausen by proxy, cause it's not the kid's who have it but the parents who try to work out all their inferiority issues

>>57337654
wew lad what a shit AP you must have

>>57330160
Ubiquiti ERL 3 + UAP AC PRO

>>57338752
Mine is about 15khz. Just wait for medicine to catch up senpai it'll be alright

>>57338925
Please give me an example setup where I could have less than a 20% performance drop.

This is over Wifi N, and there's only a thin wall and some furniture between the router and the client. I live in a populous city however, so everyone around me also has wifi.

>>57338399
>

ping -c1000 -i0.01 gateway

gateway as in my Router's IP?

Tell them you need the WiFi to kill the Morgellons parasites in your skin.

>>57339006
yes

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>>57333641
Just lost my shit in class over this.

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>>57339203

>>57339268
windows users need not apply

>>57339299
I take it Windows doesn't show rtt

>>57337241
is this a joke?

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>>57330160
My step-dad would turn off the router every afternoon and he threw out theof microwave because he was scared of radiation and brain washing signals. seriously, fuck Alex Jones so much. that fucking cunt.

Regardless, how would they even know yout had a stronger router? What you should do is put an antenna out your window or if they actually scan for wifi change your SSID to "Mega Power Router 5000W"

>>57330546
The fuck is a plauge

>>57339359
>how would they even know yout had a stronger router?
those kind of people usually buy EMF meters and do things like scan their neighbors to see what's being emitted

>>57339387
So...

Paint a cardboard box silver
Attach a few antennae to it
Put a microwave in it
run a cable to your house
Leave the door open but wedge the pressure buttons in
Look out the window and when they come close or scan the area plug it in

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>>57339387

You can also setup bluetooth or zigbee devices. Both operate at 2.4Ghz in the ism band.
You can also cheat a bit and operate your wifi at 5Ghz.

>>57330283
In what kind of a shithole country to do you live?
Someone sues me and it gets dismissed, I don't even have to write a single letter, just get a notification letter that it happened and it was dismissed.

Let me guess, Land of the Free™

>>57339323
It also ignores the -c and -i flags

>>57339523
In burgerland you can sue for pretty much anything you want

It's a monetized system just like the jails

>>57339538
How do I run this test on Windows then? Is there an utility? My linux notebook's screen is broken so that's out of the question

>ITT
>people don't know how sueing works
you know it will get dismissed way before it reaches court? no judge will see it

>>57335226
>Microwaves directly interactive with the vibrational modes of water molecules, which is what causes the heating.
>Radio waves do not.
We all know this. What's your point?

>>57335503
Microwaves are non-ionizing radiation. They do not cause cancer.

>>57331324
>still using ethernet
who the fuck care anymore? the only real difference is lag at this point and that only matters to CoDfags and other manchildren.

>>57339594
Kek, keep dreaming bro

>>57336178
They had one at the psych ward to keep birds away from the outside area.

I couldn't tell if I was the only one who could hear it or the speaker system was broken.

When you have genuinely nothing to do but sit around all day, that ring gets embedded into your head.

>>57339594
My WiFi only goes up to 90MB/s, but my dual ethernet is 600MB/s

>>57333825
The main character from the wanking dead.
It's a terrible show.

>>57330160
Ohh man! have fun
http://www.gearbest.com/memory-cards/pp_246129.html?wid=21

>>57330852
Power isn't measured in Hz retard

>>57339630
And literally nothing you do needs even that much bandwidth.

>>57339697
>And literally nothing
And you call others manchildren?

>>57335226
microwave ovens and commercial radios use the same waves at the same frequencies, and this has nothing to do with quantum physics.

the difference is power level

>>57335990
That and birds.

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>>57339591
>asbestos is a fine insulation material, it does not cause any problem
>feeding meat to cows is a perfectly viable practice, it does not cause any problem
>smoking is good for you, it can actually help with breathing problems
Why do many insurance companies refuse to cover damages due to wireless technology? If none of it is real? If it's just paranoïa? It's not like history repeats itself I'm sure.

>>57339724
not him but curious
i have shitty dsl that's only 8M down, 1M up and I can stream netflix fine. what kind of stuff needs to be faster than that?

>>57339564
figure it out yourself. I'm sure you're capable of reading documentation

>>57339752
>>feeding meat to cows is a perfectly viable practice, it does not cause any problem
so long as the meat is not contaminated with prion particles, that's a true statement

>>57339788
>plebflix
kys streamcuck

I routinely transfer 10GB+ files, why would I want to wait more than necessary?

>>57339827
>I routinely transfer 10GB+ files
so you steal shit. got it.

>>57339752
>Why do many insurance companies refuse to cover damages due to wireless technology?
They would refuse to cover damage caused by literally anything if they could.
Insurance companies are literally designed to make money with whatever excuse they can.

>>57339841
>guise guise XDD pirating is bad
>I just spend $60 on movies guise, I'm a good consumer!

>>57339867
>2016
>pirating movies
>bitching about netflix
>still being this poor

>>57339796
Thanks friendo

>>57339901
Kek, I rather go on a nice trip with my girl then waste money being a consumer whore.

>>57330160
buy many cheap ass access points, create many networks and watch them flip out when they notice 20 different ssid on the list

>>57335226
>Microwaves directly interactive with the vibrational modes of water molecules, which is what causes the heating.
This is a common myth. Microwaves heat via dielectric heating, which works on any dipole molecule, not just water. Water's vibrational resonance occurs well above 1 THz, which is way outside the reach of microwaves.

The reason it works best on water is because water molecules have a very high dipole moment (as you might recall from that high school demonstration involving static electricity and a water tap). Also, microwave ovens are actually specifically designed to avoid interacting too strongly with water, because otherwise all of the energy would get absorbed in the outer layers and the food would remain cold on the inside. So they pick a frequency (2.45 GHz) that bypasses most of the water and thus penetrates the food more deeply.

>>57339841
>transferring files is stealing
you're confusing cp with mv m8

>>57339697
Never copied a drive from one PC to another?

Even the dirt-cheapest piece of shit hard drive is faster than gigabit ethernet, let alone your piece of shit 50 Mbps WiFi crap.

>>57330351
>stickiness

your autocorrect is a bit revealing of your habits, anon.

>>57330160
>buy huge satellite dish, directional antenna, other kinds of antennas
>point them directly to their house or their son's room
>connect neither of them to anything
>watch their son die from placebo

>>57339984
I busted a chick liking beastiality with autocorrect.

Tell them they are infringing on your European Right To Internet®©™ and shoot them with your water pistol.

>>57330160
There are legal limits on how much power you can broadcast in 2.4GHz and all the consumer wireless products run up against that limit.

Stick an ethernet cable up their son's ass.

>>57340127
>Stick your "ethernet cable" up their son's ass.

>>57340160
Plot twist: it's actually his WiFi antenna

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>>57335176
kek

>>57330160

However, scientifically controlled tests in which people were exposed to electromagnetic signals but were not told when the signals were turned on or off overwhelmingly showed that study participants were unable to determine when the signals were present, according to a 2009 review of 46 such studies published in the journal Bioelectromagnetics.

http://www.livescience.com/52978-electromagnetic-hypersensitivity-cause-unclear.html

>>57330283

Listen, I know you're the school janitor, and all, and that you also have a vast wealth of knowledge, but can you just shut up and clean the girls toilets in the basement locker rooms?

>>57340187

>"I updated your son's firmware with my 'firm'ware via my 2.4 Jizzahurtz WiFi dongle"

>>57331519
The sections closest to the radio telescopes do actually ban gasoline engines.

>>57335639

OP could scavenge a large rock from the backyard. Cover it in tin foil. Then bring it to the parents and say, "I have a gift for you. It is an ancient relic. It is called Morgrageg. It is part crystal and part metal. It absorbs all EM in a 100 foot radius. It will protect your son. I do this because I love mankind."

>buy a giant microwave
>point it at neighbours
>fry them to death

>>57331655

they die from committing suicide, not from the wifi

its the same kind of mental illness that underlies fibromyalgia

>>57335044
>SPECIAL HYPOALLERGENIC WIFI
2.4 gHz laugh.

>>57340323

>>57330323
Just shows how much of a spineless faggot she is that she can't stand for what she believes in.
>>57334153
That is in France, op states multiple times he's in burgerland you retard.

>>57335639
Finally someone offering sensible ideas ITT

>>57334153
The united States does not recognize "wifi sickness" as a medical problem. No ifs and buts This case would be tossed straight in le garbage.

>>57331655
This is the kind of coddling, pampered thinking that has cucked our society hard.

Is it possible to take a single router, and have it broadcast multiple signals? Or would you need a bunch of repeaters?

So when they check the wifi theres like 20 signals all called things like "Cancer Blast 4000" coming from your house and they flip out.

>>57341722
Routers can typically broadcast 1, maybe 2 wifi networks. I know Windows has a feature to broadcast a separate WPA2 network over the same NIC that's already joined to another WPA2 network, to let you share your wifi over wifi with only one adapter. I don't know if it'll allow you to create more than one of these at a time but I don't see a technical reason it couldn't.

>>57339935
Cost of netflix = nice trip.
Where you takin her, the mcdonald value menu?
gtfo scrub

>>57339935
>wastes money on a gold digging slut
>complains about consumer whores
oh you jest