/csg/ Chink Shit General

>>57328006
>>57328021
>>57328059
>>57328092
>>57328151
Continuing the mech story: it seems to be a LINGBAO JIGUANSHI. Here's another AE listing: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/LINGBAO-JIGUANSHI/32653111593.html
Here's a deskthority review: https://deskthority.net/keyboards-f2/cheapest-tenkeyless-keyboard-t14107.html
It's incompatible with cherry MX switches, and is the kind of quality you'd expect from a $30 chink mech. Louder than a Model M.

Can you find seperate keyboard switches on chink sites?

>>57328376
idk, take a god damn look yourself.

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What did I get today /csg/???

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1 cent emoji stickers!!! https://www.aliexpress.com/item/emoji-stickers/32737433124.html

>>57328400
Can't find any, but, as we all know, the search on Ali/Gearbest is absolute dogshit.

>>57328376
yes
>>57328415
useless shit to fill the void in your life but it won't, nothing will, because the real problem is you

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And a USB tester. It displays amps and volts simultaneously and it has 2 ports. https://www.aliexpress.com/item/usb-tester/32617835621.html

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>>57328433
in action

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>2016
>Not sponsoring the people liberation army with you chink players

>>57328429
Thanks for the answer, but how about a link to some you fucktard?

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>Buy a DS flashcard bootleg clone from Aliexpress for 7 bucks
>Finally arrives
>Open the package
>It's the original Revolution 4 DS in the original packaging with SD Card reader and with 2GB SanDisk SD Card loaded with the R4 wooden firmware

Okay, did I just get a very authentic clone or did I just got reverse chinked?

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>>57328470

how about you search you fucktard?

>>57328480
link pretty please if it still exists
or what did you search for?

>>57328470
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/cherry/32391734375.html
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/gateron/32715132880.html

>>57328505
how about you read the thread, you neckless faggot?
>>57328427

>>57328521
>>57328427
you're welcome.

>>57328507
link apparently doesn't exist anymore and I can't find it via search

I basically found it while looking for GBA cartridges and trying various keywords and I found it there

>>57328313
Have a good holiday Regular OP, thanks for putting up with our shit and turning our boring posts into a nice news section for so long. Looking forward to your return.

>>57328313
>I am leaving the thread in hands of very competent anons that have made threads in my absence before

Do you have gay little meetings or something?

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>>57322582
@ Xiaomi Max anon, what's the hardware like? I've just now heard of this thing for the first time and from what I can tell it seems to be basically a Redmi Note 3 Pro in its specs but considerably enlarged. I'm in the market for a phone and this looks interesting.

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Comfy Tech Reviews anon here, happy Halloween everyone. I'm shilling my latest video one last time as I work on the next one. In a new video series covering vintage tech, I found a ye olde chink shit alarm clock from the '70s made by a company called Diamond. Even in the '70s chink shit was popular.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGWAmaRolgY

Any things I cover in this series not related to chink shit I'll leave out of this thread. Thanks for all the support and kind words so far, you may be faggots but you're my kind of faggots.

See you the next time the postman comes by m8s

>>57328652
Yes in a secret little club house where shitposting Lithuanians aren't allowed.

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what chinkphone should I get for my mother, it would be her first smartphone. Redmi 1s ? Vernee Apollo Lite ? Or just give her my wife's old lumia 640 ds ?

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Are all the DWs same quality? Can I find one that doesn't have a brand?

>>57328928
Ask the seller

>>57328750
Oukitel c3.

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>>57328963
Using advanced autism, I've managed to conclude that's the case without social interaction. 1/2

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>>57328963
>>57329023
2/2
Notice how the reflections are the same. It's photoshopped (check ELA), so I'm fairly sure there are no ones without a logo.

>>57329023
>>57329043
>chinks photoshop things to erase brands and not get anally devastated by aliexpress
not shit autismos

>>57329295
Yeah, but are they selling the same fake watches or different ones?

>>57329363
it'll be the same ones, they just obscure the brand so they don't get Jack Ma'd to a firing squad. If you PM them they'll send you pics of the real watch.

>>57329363
Just ask the seller

>>57329382
I know. But are all fake DW watches made in the same factory?

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that's the sale, right?

>>57329539
Ask the seller.

>>57329587
>return it
How much is shipping to china?

>>57329621
$7-$10 if your country is a member of the international postal union and you only need to send the phone.

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ball-mill anon back again
Where can I get those clip connectors to go on the end of the connector?

you know, like the ones on your car horn
I can't remember the name of them and I need more

www.banggood.com/SF-666-Wired-Stereo-Microphone-with-Holder-p-1041886.html

Is this a good mic? I got $10,33 in my PayPal and I need a mic because my old one broke down.

>>57329812
also the drill spins too fast and I'm looking for a cheap bike gear/chain

>>57329812
push terminal connector

>>57329822
You get what you pay for
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGehwMt1Vdw

>>57329822
memeM-800 or $1 mic
>>57329812
Aren't those for soldering?

>>57329856
>push terminal connector
THAT'S IT!
Thanks!

>>57329862

Can you give me the regular name of the "memeM-800"?

>>57329861
It doesn't sound that bad, does it? I'll mainly use it for vidya.

>>57329953
You'd be fine with a $3 lapel mic for vidya. Voip compresses and distorts the quality of your voice more than it will sound here so a lapel mic is probably better. Put the spare money into more vidya.

>>57329812

looks like spade connectors to me anon-friend

what is a ball-mill?

>>57329953

BM-800, but you'll end up paying about 50 bucks once you've got a power supply for it

it's a cracking mic though

>>57329972
you spin a drum with metal balls in it that grind up things into a powder

>>57329966

Can you link me a nice one on BangGood?
I also need good earbuds, so maybe I can put the rest into earbuds?


Thanks a lot!

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Help me to not get chinked guys

These:
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2016-SENFER-UEs-Custom-Made-Balanced-Armature-With-Dynamic-As-UE900-SE846-Around-Ear-Earphone-MMCX/32631446078.html?spm=2114.30010308.8.9.VCNozk
versus
These:
Prefessional super bass SE215 Stereo Sound isolating Earphones fone de ouvido in ear Handsfree Dynamic Transparent earphones

>>57330070
Fucked up the second link
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Prefessional-super-bass-SE215-Stereo-Sound-isolating-Earphones/32665571414.html?s=p

>>57330070
The Shure, no question. I've seen that deal but so far nobody has been able to tell me the difference between these chinky 30USD pair or a real legit pair of Shures brought from an AD.

>>57330042
This one looks okay: http://www.banggood.com/3_5mm-High-Sensitive-2_4M-Tie-Clip-on-Lapel-Lavalier-Mic-Microphone-p-1046638.html?rmmds=search

Earbuds: http://www.banggood.com/ROCK-Zircon-In-Ear-Wire-Control-Stereo-Nylon-Weaving-Stereo-Earphone-For-Cellphone-p-998892.html?rmmds=search if you want earbuds, https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Superlux-HD662-EVO/32741894873.html if you want headphones
Recommend the latter, use the velour pads.

>>57329812
Spade connectors. Last tone I needed these I found a good deal on 100 pairs of leads, male + female, with the connectors precrimped. I haven't bought any in years now, since you never go though that many.

About a week ago, comfy and others posted about chinky usb hub causing computer death. I also got a chink usb hub and my laptop started experiencing electrical failure the day after. Was scared, but apparently it was just the laptop charger that was dying (it exploded last friday), bought a new one and now no problems. Stopped using the chink usb hub though, it might have just been a coincidence but I don't wanna tempt fate. Do you guys have any 100% safe and approved usb hub to recommend?

>>57330180
just found a bag with 100
I needed ones that fit 4mm studs
If anyone else is interested:
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/100-x-2-6mm-Dia-Cable-4mm-Width-Stud-Female-Spade-Terminal-Connectors/1997170710.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_2,searchweb201603_1&btsid=631c971c-75a3-4b01-bf1f-9fafae6f0fe1

>>57326570
Can you do this multiple times with multiple new accounts/emails?

not tech but fa, w2c fake yankees hats?

>>57329587
Link?

>>57330240
yupoo.com

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What the fuck is this shit?

>>57330240
iOffer or Yupoo

>>57330337
>preview now

11/11 deal

Gee anon, I don't know what could it be

>>57330337
what do you think 'preview' means

>>57330364
>>57330368
Fuck I'm retarded.

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>thread needs more RC trucks
http://www.gearbest.com/rc-cars/pp_503285.html?wid=21

>>57330070
>>57330082
from head-fi

>Hi, I have senfer ues and Se215. The ues Imo have better range and separation and I am able to pick out some previously unheard nuances in the music but find they are fatiguing and a bit cold.

>The se215 just have something that makes you want to sing along and tap your foot and forget about analysing the music.

>>57330454
Sold!

>>57330337
Geekbuying currently has a sale for those:
http://www.geekbuying.com/item/Xiaomi-Redmi-Note-3-Pro-5-5-Inch-FHD-3GB-32GB-Smartphone-371104.html

>>57328425

They're not one cent anon.

Are you sure they were?

Which site can I buy the Xiaomi Redmi Note 4? I'll purchase it from the UK.

Saw a nignog in the mist

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>>57330426
http://www.gearbest.com/rc-cars/pp_217394.html?wid=21

>>57330691
yeah they were 1c for a very limited time about a month back

stores do specials like that sometimes when they are new to get a lot of sales and good ratings

Bought the Rock Zircon and a splitter cable to use it with my PC.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GmI89psi5l

Only thing is, if you're listening to music, the sound will bleed through into your mic.

>>57330850
i've never had that problem, but i don't need a splitter cable

>>57330850
>I'm still happy

Are you really?

>>57330897
suuuure..... i'll have to see if it annoys people when I'm voice chatting with them. if it does, i'll have to figure out a way to fix it

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It finally came boys. Never bought one of these before but will definitely get more. They're pretty nice. A little tedious to build but worth it in the end. Took me about 3 hours from start to finish.

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>>57330812
getting this when i get my GB points up or I can find a good deal
http://www.gearbest.com/rc-cars/pp_217395.html?wid=10

also fuck grammar nazi's I'm on my credit card phone. you know who you are fag

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>>57330952
Completed model. I've got a Lunar Module on the way which is supposed to be one of the harder models to build. Will post again when it arrives.

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>>57330952
>x-wing fighter
I have the TIE fighter one of these and Jesus Christ was it ever fiddly.

>>57330871
>>57330897
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YvMXbbHmp6

update! i managed to fix the issue through software

>>57330996
Cool. Noise Suppression helps

>>57330983
looks like its made of Bismuth, dope...link?

>>57330983
what size is it? i bought the jap castle one.

>>57330983
that looks sick man, nice

>>57331043
Not him but a bit smaller than a small shoe box

>>57330812
The tires look really hard, like plastic?

>>57331027
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/model/32638255798.html
I think they're made of steel
>>57331043
It's about 2.5 inches tall and 4 inches long

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>>57331047
Thanks senpai. Another bonus shot of the thrusters. These were a bitch to make but they turned out alright.

>eating chink food while buying chink shit

>>57330983
>Star wars
lame

>>57331420
this
i bet you play with rc trucks too

Don't fall for the bmeme 800 and get a blue yeti. If you want to make music get a dynamic mic not a condenser you retard

>>57331350
>tfw ordered 6 piece fried chicken wings and chinks cut 3 wings in half
I will give one star review and dispute my next 6 orders

>>57331611
>blue yeti
>not meme

>>57326808
I bought them and I regretted it. Don't get them. I ordered the 4in1 with a cable but the cable had a defective contact, so it would work sometimes but not always. They are quite heavy in the ears, I couldn't get a good fit.
The sound is also complete shit, worse than my KZ ZS3 and Rock Zircons.
Some anons memed about the Senfer UES, so you might want to check out those.

Just bought some KZ ED9s for £10 off eBay from a seller called "good365". Anybody dealt with this chink before?

Also what's the point of the screw in nubs for the earphones? Seems like an interesting feature.

And yes I'm aware of possible copper corrosion or whatever it was and I don't care if I get ear cancer from it. For £10 I can't really complain.

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>>57331651
This.
The BM 800 is a vastly superior mic. My clanmates pay me so much more respect since I got mine and my k/d ratio has improved massively. If Nvidia is the way it's meant to be played, then BM 800 is definitely the way it's meant to be heard!

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Any one have any experience with the Teclast X98 Plus II? I'm looking for a 10" Ipad replacement.

>>57331778
>making gaymur memes about the BM-800 compared to the Blue Yeti, the instantly identifiable gaymur microphone across Let's Plays and streams.

I think you might be mentally ill anon.

>>57331809
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkljL3n3u0U

>>57331810
BM-800 owner detected

>>57331067
No, they are soft rubber, but they would be more at home on a buggy or something. I had to take the inner foams out in order to get more traction.

>>57331809
I have the Plus 1 and I've been pretty impressed by it, the build quality feels pretty nice and it runs windows great.

The only weird thing about it is that it really doesn't like to power on if it isn't above 50% charge. Doesn't seem like most people have that problem though, I guess that's chinkshit for you.

>>57331809
I like mine, but I just don't use it.

If I want a mobile OS I use my phone, if I want portable windows, I use my laptop.
It might make sense on a train or something, where a laptop would be unwieldy, but I just don't have much use for one.

As a device though, build quality is good, the hardware is good and it doesn't experience any hangups.

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>>57331847
Great comeback, go play more Team Fortress 2 on your shitty computer barely able to sustain 20fps.

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>>57331819
>>57331857
>>57331859
Thanks guys

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>>57331888
>tfw TF2 is dead now
Why did you ave to remind me ;_;

>>57331847

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me and my BM 800, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Youtube viral marketing and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the Head-Fi forums, and I have over 300 confirmed Teamspeak servers. I am trained in XLR cable management and I'm the top radio show host in the entire /csg/ Discord. You are nothing to me but just another child. I will molest you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet on a USB mic with the gain turned up? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of microphones across Scotland and your soundstage is being mapped right now so you better prepare for the full 48V phantom power, maggot. The phantom power that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your Blue Yeti. You're fucking dead sexy, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my new model Somake with 0 ohm resistors. Not only am I extensively trained in crying to the admins to get my permaban overturned, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Gearbest $0.99 And Below Section and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent subject to a three week delay for shipping, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit referral links all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

what's a cheap 80% keyboard with backlighting

What's the best RC car you can get on AliExpress?

So the regular OP is leaving again?

>>57331925

>>57330199
Is it the same 7 port hub?

>>57332129
He never left, he's going on vacation.

>>57330199
get an orico one or something, chink reputable "brand"

>>57332123
RC cars are all the same, it's the pilot that makes the difference

What kind of pantyhose is best for footjob?

>>57332211
silk ones.. wait why are you asking that? are you gonna give someone a footjob?

>>57331925
Autism

>>57330199
This video? Oh shit I just ordered the exact same hub
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cG7-f3DfVA

>>57332211
>>57332216
can you give yourself a footjob?

>>57332221
i had that one for two years now, that shit is starting to fail but not damage done to anything.

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Can someone help me find anything similar to this but cheaper

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Free-Shipping-Mobile-Mic/32685278165.html

>>57332245
I believe problems start to happen when you plug in the mains to the ac port, or use demanding usb devices, this video is linked, scary stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uh6iKilgtG0

>>57332281
i had it connected to the AC, but yes i never plugged anything than some usb sticks and... a somake lmao, so it get probably start burning at any time.

>>57332249
Do you need the splitter end? If not neweer for $2.60 or generic lavalier for $1. You can always buy the splitter separate

>>57331651
Wtf I hate blue snowball/yeti now?

>>57331925
Hey. That's pretty good.

>>57332249
>>57332328
yea the splitter so i can use my own headphones

Hey lads can you link me a good chink mousepad that can be printed with custom design?

Will a BM 800 pick up my giant AC from across the living room?

http://www.gearbest.com/key-chains/pp_358428.html?vip=364754

These look good!

>>57332418
OEM Game Mouse Pad 900*400 high quality DIY picture with edge locking
http://s.aliexpress.com/yEVNVbua
(from AliExpress Android)

>>57332420
lol
it can barely pick up anything 1inch in front of it without phantom power

>>57332386
You're using a lavalier with your phone?
Consider
http://s.aliexpress.com/rqyAz26r
http://s.aliexpress.com/Ij2qMRV3
http://s.aliexpress.com/QJjqeuAj

I don't think anyone here's tried this themselves but it shouldn't be that much of a difference. If you're in a developed country the 99cent store or radio shack should also have these for chink tier prices

If you're going this route I recommend the Newer over cheaper lapel mics

>>57332509
>it can barely pick up anything 1inch in front of it without phantom power
Literally me

>>57332521
i'll check em out

>muh phantom power

>>57332576
>muh usb headfire

>>57332478
Sorry for retarded question but how do i know if my image is 90x40 cm?

>>57332593
you want a 9:4 resolution and enough detail that it won't look like shit stretched to 90x40cm

>>57332543
did you fall for the BMEME800

TrustFire, the fire you of trusting

>>57330952
What sort of tools did you need to complete them? splashed out and bought 5 of them but unsure if i will need anything else.

I'm about to order some stuff for a girls birthday and she really likes canned Thai Tea and Sweet Corn. Can someone spoon feed me a taobao or alibaba link for food

>>57332747
a steady hand and some pliers

>>57332781
she can get this cobb if she likes RC truck pilots

>>57332781
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/100gHigh-Quality-Thailand-Clitoris/32623900274.html

>>57332781
buy her some dahongpao, let that bitch have a taste of real tea.

>>57332848
>High Quality Thailand Clitoris.
Even more amazing, it seems to actually be what anon was asking for,

>>57332855
>dahongpao
>not Poo Poo Pu-erh

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>>57332785
Sooo... just like sex, then?

>>57332599
Okay so i have my image done in photoshop now but how do i tell them that's the one i want? Do i just purchase one and they contact me about the image?

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>>57332897

Any Aliexpress store that makes customized metal keychains? Can't find one.

I want a metallic key chain of my waifu but seems like is way too obscure for Ali.

>>57332881
only shitty puerh taste like poo

>>57330337
are you really this stupid

>>57332543

>use thing wrong
>"thing is bad!"
>complain endlessly about it on the Asian Garbage hyperthread on a Byzantine axe-throwing-enthusiasts' board

>>57332902
Purchase the "your image here" option. Then send the image to the seller from your item transaction menu. Also if you purchase from mobile you save $1.

>>57331611

Give me one good reason to get a Blue Yeti over a BM-800

>>57332996
Photon Powa

>>57333004

But the price of a new BM-800 + phantom power supply is a little more than half the cost of a used Blue Yeti

>>57333013
BMeme-800 it is then.

>>57333030

K

>>57333004
I have stated this so many times, you don't need Phantom Power, you just need a good audio card and the R-C Circuit Mod on your BM-700/BM-800, also the circuit works with 3V+ so if you have a nice audio card with automatic gain it will be enough to use it with good enough quality.

>>57333077
I believe max size limit is 5MB

You guys really love your civil microphone discussions.

>>57333134
>civil microphone discussions
so much that i'm considering purchasing a BMeme-800 even though I have no use for it.

>>57333119
Yeah i missed it like a retard, thanks anyway though!

>>57333134
You think this is bad?
You missed the dedicated mp3 player discussions.

>>57333143
You're not the only one. I have absolutely zero need for a mic of any sort but everyone here talking about it non-stop makes me want to get one.

>>57331645
Thanks, I wanted the 4in1s because I dont like the over the ear cable on ues and zs3. Also i need to fit within 22 euros because of customs.

I paid for an item about 7 weeks ago and it hasn't arrived, got a message from ali that in 5 days my order would close or some shit so sent the seller a message asking for a refund.
Got a message back saying wait another month and my order now has another 30 days before it is closed.
What happened and am I able to open a dispute with ali and if so should i?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/wireless_over-ear_headphone/32645180585.html
Anybody have experience with this? Should I shell out more money for something else? Don't know too much about it honestly just want a decent pair.

>>57333155

"JUST USE UR SMARTPHONE"

>>57333244
Why the hell not? It has a lot of space with my monkey microsd card and plays all sound formats.

Sup /cs/dressers

I'm looking to upgrade the microsd in my samsung. Have a 32GB so I'm looking for a 64GB.
Would go higher but I'm a poorfag. What are some good brands and reputable sellers? I hear about the Shark microSDs but are they just a maymay?

>>57333378
Sharks are no longer worth it, they used to go for $11 (64GB) now they go for $21 (64GB), get a Samsung EVO from GearBest if you don't live in the U S A.

>>57333399
>used to go for $11
You can still get it for $11 by following this guide >>57326570

>>57333234
yes

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>>57333378
They're a good meme

Anyone try Faaeal earbuds? Thoughts?

Is there a shortage of Teclast x80 pro/power?

I cant find them on gearbestz they were like $80 three months ago

>>57333222

Nice double trips

>>57332781
Are you trying to poison her

>>57333491
or you can follow the same guide and get a Samsung Evo instead for the same price

just because a store has a special on ALL their items doesn't refute the claim anon made

>>57328928

Anyone have link to fake DW with the logo?

>>57333399
>>57333634
go away samshill

>>57333399
>>57333634
See >>57333511 and >>57333717

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>>57328313
I bought pic related and put it in a cable-tester.
Only wires 1,2,3 are lit.
Look closer, it only has four wires, 4th is probably ground.

It's rj45 connectors, wired for rj12?
What's it good for?

>>57333234
Wait 29 days if you want the item and then refund

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Soon I can finally dispute and open a refund claim
[spoiler];-;[/spoiler]

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Ρεεεεεεεε where is my shit?

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>>57334111
>tfw no rn3p meme for me

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yall thought china shipping was bad? This is coming to MD.

>>57334182
PAY DEBTS

>>57334282
See, my friend, I prefer to spend my(/your) shekels on chink shit rather than give it to you :^)

Can someone recommend me good reliable on/off switches?
You know, ones like on the back of your PSU. I need a few for a project

>>57334266
>5 days in bama.

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Do you think I'll get some kind of disease if I wear Chinese spats as underwear? I'm a bit concerned with the materials but don't want to get real expensive stuff if I can just settle, has anyone purchased undergarments or have a better suggestion? I have to wear them because my doctor said so, I'm not sure if I have to wear underpants + them + over pants but he said "the thing bikers use".

>>57334354
If it's low voltage just get the cheapest bag of SPST rockers off Ali.
If it's not low voltage, I recommend you don't do it m8 because you really should know the difference.

>>57334374
>the thing bikers use
Amphetamines?

>>57334402
That could also help, do you have a Chinese contact for me? How do you avoid customs?

>>57334397
gonna be 12v system

>>57334374
most of your clothes are probably made in thailand, china or nepal.
what do you think fag

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Who is this supposed to be? Obviously not Trump, but doesn't really look like Clinton either...

>>57334413
Most of mine are from Pakistan, that's why I'm worried. I see a lot of people with Chinese undershirts and they rip a lot, I don't know if they're just rough or if it's typical for Chinese under garments.

>>57333634
ayyyyy thank anon!
Copped a shark 64gb for NZD$16

>>57334410
In that case any old rocker will do. Should be loads of styles for car lighting etc.
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/SPST/32616467505.html

How much would I need to spend to get decent bluetooth headphones?

>>57334485
About $18 for KZ HDSE, or about $9 for a bluetooth adapter for your existing phones.

>>57334472
I found a few but I'm confused
I want it to work on 12v but this says 125v AC and 250v AC
Would it still work on 12v DC?
I can't find any good ones that are just for 12v DC

I'm teaching myself electronics with this project so any help is appreciated

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/10pcs-lot-10-15mm-SPST-2PIN-ON-OFF-G130-Boat-Rocker-Switch-3A-250V-Car-Dash/32680215196.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_2_10065_10068_10069_10087_10088_10089_10084_10083_10086_10017_10080_10082_10081_10060_10061_10062_10056_10055_10054_10059_10078_10079_10073_10091_10090_10070_10052_10053_422_10050_10051,searchweb201603_1&btsid=8a6731a9-7664-437d-a869-2a5c890d4208

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Any recommendations for bluetooth earbuds of this style? I've got some cheap LG ones with the neck thing right now (fine for podcasts but pretty bad for listening to music), but I'm looking for something more discreet.
My primary concern is connectivity, I've read some reviews that say neckbuds without the collar thing have a super weak connection and will give out if anything more than clothing comes between the headphones and your phone.

>>57334514
It's a switch m8, there's no minimum rating, only a maximum one.
Anything for cars/boats/whatever works off a 12v lead-acid battery will work fine, those things can chuck out a fair bit of current.

>>57334544
see >>57334503

And yes they all have tiny antennae and therefore won't be going through walls, but they're fine in a room.

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>>57333134
It's just one guy obsessed with/in love with Comfy Tech Reviews and is tsundere for his BM-800 video. See
>>57331925
He desperately wants senpai to notice him

>>57334650
fuck you mang a BM-800 raped my sister

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Portable chink DAC/headphone amps reviewed by the one and only Z Reviews in exhaustive detail including the popular Xduoo meme
https://youtu.be/Ve2HfON4330

Can someone link me to an mSATA microSD card RAID card?

>>57334374
"The thing bikers use" yea you're supposed to wear them without underpants.

http://www.gearbest.com/bicycling-gear/pp_143118.html

www.gearbest.com/bicycling-gear/pp_138492.html

http://www.gearbest.com/cycling-clothings/pp_286082.html

>>57334779
Thanks, Anon, I kept asking if he had any recommendations and he kept being vague about it, I'll give these a shot and see if it helps. As if it's not embarrassing enough, now I have to look like I have a baboon butt. I hope nobody finds out.

>>57334835
post pics

>>57334742
I'm pretty sure those laptops don't support ecc ram. I wonder why they don't have problems with cosmic rays corrupting memory.

>>57334657
You obviously have no idea what you're talking about. The BM 800 is the single greatest piece of technology ever crafted by the finest electronic artisans the world has to offer. The reason Alexander the Great wept is not because there were no more worlds to conquer but because he knew that he pre-dated the BM 800 by about 2300 years. Truly, the BM 800 is the artefact that future historians and archaeologists will look back on as the defining item of our culture and society like obsidian arrowheads to the neolithic tribes, the longbow to the early Medieval English, or the stick-with-a-rock-on-the-end to 21st century Africa. It's even compatible with both Teamspeak and Discord, which much have required some technological wizardry the likes of which mere mortals like you cannot possibly begin to comprehend. BM 800

>>57334847
I don't think the thread will be up before they arrive.

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>>57334835
The pants are flipped inside out for picture taking purposes actually, so you won't end up looking like a baboon butt.

>>57334850
the laptops that are in space are only running a VNC back to a real PC back on earth. Im really surprised they aren't just using some custom raspberry pi up there to VNC instead of some big heavy thinkpad that needs to be hauled up there.

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>>57334864
>Still autistically railing on about Discord

If you hate it so much why do you still hang out in it then?

>>57334874
Oh, that's good. I was confused about that. I thought it was an option like how they let you pick colors. The reality is much better since I need the support but don't want to look too goofy.

Interesting flash sale

VR Headset for just 8 bucks
http://www.gearbest.com/vr-headset/pp_448358.html

>>57330712
Ebay

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got this beauty today: Huion G10T after doing a pre order, paid 110$ for it.

Pros:
+build quality: aluminum base with very nice materials utilized.
+large 6.25 x 10 inch work surface.
+boarder-less space saving design makes it less clunky to use in font of a keyboard.
+wireless.
+very generous accessory kit.
+touch pad/mouse pad being separate is actually more ergonomic and useful than wacom's implementation
+good touch gestures
+5080LPI,233pps,2048Levels
+incredible value
+not ugly as sin

Cons:
-pen feels a little too light weight.
-pen still needs to use power unlike wacom counterparts. At least it's rechargable
-no pen tilt functionality.
-touch functions currently incompatible with photoshop, software patch is coming soon.
-software a little lack luster but it's a huge leap from the first huion table i bought back in 2014

Huion really stepping up here, actually bringing innovative design instead of copying whatever wacom does in a sub par manner.

>>57334984
Post some pics of it set up and draw us some Chink Shit Gen OC

>>57334878
Because chinkpads are indestructible.

>>57334984

can you flip it so it has the touchpad on the right ?

also if it is wireless the thought of a touchscreen keyboard overlay makes me moist.

i have been using a logitech dinovo edge for a decade... this is the logical progression

>>57331925
Here's a you for your effort

>>57335040
yeah you can flip it. in the software you can set it to be 0, 90, 180, or 270. 180 degrees being for lefties. What do you mean a touchscreen overlay?

>>57335000
i don't usually draw anything for /csg/ since i don't stop by often. i'll see what i can do.

>>57335082
better not be f class furrshits.

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>>57335082
Much appreciated anon.

i need an adjustable soldering iron, im tired of using a 5 dollar iron from radioshack

>>57335082
Please draw an anthropomorphic BM 800 cuddling Maki while a shark looks on in disappointment as it plays with an rc car

>>57332929
pls respond

>>57335082
>>57335142
Maybe you should do something cool for a /csg/-tan character? I know we have Mi but i was thinking a chinese girl called Allie or Elly (like Alixpress) with really broken english balancing boxes of meme shit and there to help her is the trusty "Gaybeast" which can be whatever you wan't really i lack the imagination to make a mental image.

>>57335150
Kys Lithu

>>57335150
Better yet draw maki getting penetrated in all her holes by Xiaomemes, sharks and BM800s.

>>57335170
only if she get rammed in the cornhole with a big xiaomi dildo

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Some recent aliexpress success:

Anybody looking for a practical analog watch, get this:
> https://www.aliexpress.com/item/VILAM-2016-Wrist-Watch-Men-Watches-Top-Brand-Luxury-Famous-Wristwatch-Male-Clock-Quartz-Watch-for/32657938897.html

Looks really nice. Has per-minute legends so it is just as readable and practical as a Casio terrorist watch. No stupid shit like date display, so the watch face is not busy. Also very light and thin for a knockoff, and importantly - quartz operation is very quiet (many quartz watches I've used have been very loud).

>>57335201
>no calendar
what is the point

>>57334764
>horrible redundancy
>horrible access time
>slow

Why would you need this shit? Just buy an mSATA SSD.

>>57335207
that you only need to check the date once a day if that? and you need to fucking set it every other month.

How long do you guise wait for your packages normally?
I ordered a "wristrest" mosepad (boobpad) from china about 15 days ago to central europe.

>>57335255
>15 days ago
HAHAH THIS NIGGGA

It will take like 30-70 days

>>57335261
I mean, I expected about that.
Just asking about your general experiences with shipping things, really.

>>57335165
What kind of metal key ring? I'm going to guess you want enamel inlay. Tell me if you find one, there aren't many good anime keychains around.

fuck im getting addicted to this chinkshit.

4 dollar arduino for building MIDI controllers and a ton of fucking supplies for wiring circuits for absolutely nothing.

>>57335255
takes me 2-3 weeks for Europe.

>>57335255
2-6 weeks from China to rural Australia.

>>57335255
three weeks is fast, two weeks is very fast.

four weeks is what you should expect, but it can be as much as six weeks

>>57335255
On average, 2-4 weeks to Sydney.

>>57335255
Usually 3 weeks to Bulgaria using SG/NL post, 4-6 weeks using everything else, including CN post and untraceable YW/CN small packet/etc.
Packages rarely get lost.

Can someone recommend a bicycle computer? I don't want to cheapest shit possible, but rather something decently-priced that works well.

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>be in yurop
>so hype that I can get in on that Geekbuying RN3P deal right now even because of time zones
>wouldn't get paid till the 1st so holy shit this is cutting it close
>check my online banking
>no pay
>takes me half an hour to realize that today's a holiday and I won't see my money till tomorrow

Jesus Fucking Christ, missed it by an inch
Roll dubs for me bros, my sorrow is infinite

>>57335339
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/No-batteries-antique-bicycle-computer/32604727995.html

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What are the best chink in-ear headphones for 30-40$?

>>57335380
Xiaomi Piston 3

>>57335380
Senfer UEs

Fuck this halloween theme it's fucking cancer on my eyes

Can someone post that list of christmas gift ideas?

Anyone bought a dildo from ali?

>>57335520
I did 2-3 years ago, it still works fine.

Has anybody ever bought some super sonico figures off aliexpress? Opinions?

>>57335519
Just get a BM 800 for everyone in your friends list and enjoy the gift of superlative audio clarity.

>>57332747
I used a pair of small, flat nose pliers I had laying around but I assume that any pair of small pliers would work fine as long as you're careful.

>>57335519
look up stocking stuffer in the archives

anyone know some very robust ear buds?

as a gift to someone who always breaks his quickly,
audio quality doesn't matter much

>>57335577

I don't think my old man would have much use for a condenser mic.

>>57335370
How much is it going for? Got link?

>>57335409
Does anyone have a link to some Piston 3? I lost mine and can't find them anywhere now
I heard the hybrids are also good, but I know I can't go wrong with the P3s

>>57335636
http://www.geekbuying.com/item/Xiaomi-Redmi-Note-3-Pro-5-5-Inch-FHD-3GB-32GB-Smartphone-371104.html

Apparently the discount just gets extended.

I now feel like an idiot.

>>57335612
The BM 800 is so much more than just a condenser mic. With its integrated SD card reader, Bluetooth stereo speakers, 5GHz WiFi connectivity and compatibility with most modern coffee machines (phantom power required) it truly is the ultimate device for the modern home.

>>57335683

I'm still not convinced.

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>>57335170
here you go, sorry no color, have to head to work.

>>57335648
I wish they'd put "Package B" on sale, cases and screen protectors are just too hard to find as individual items.

>>57335648
Thanks mate. I'm unsure if I should wait and see what offer come up on Ali during the 11.11 sale

>>57335706
top qt!

>>57333143
>>57333208
I dont need one but ordered one regardless, its currently stuck at customs and im going to have to pay import tax because i was stupid and ordered the scissor arm from the same vendor. fuck 04:30 impulse buying

>>57335706
noice

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Expected response from geekbuying.

One month without tracking update sounds like bullshit to me. And one month in transit also sounds like bullshit to me.

Should I open a dispute already?

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I should not order things while drunk.
>300$ compound bow
>another 55$ tax by customs
It seemed like a good idea but it was not.

>>57335696
Oh yes, I'd forgotten the best part.
Ownership of the BM 800 grants you free entry to the hippest clubs across Europe and the continental United States. Just present your BM 800 at the door and enjoy free entry, complementary beverages and a coupon valid for one free sex with the female, dude and/or other of your choice (NB to take advantage of this offer on Ibiza during the months of July and August you will be required to provide phantom power).

>>57335750
Sounds normal to me, but you can always try. But the response is probably gona be the same .

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>>57331925
Hi baby you've got my attention. Comfy Tech Reviews here. You put in some effort with that shitpost so I thought you deserved a (You).

Some quick points to help you in future:

I don't play video games, I haven't touched one this year other than messing around in SFV a little which I quickly dropped like everyone else. So all the Teamspeak k/d ratio jokes don't work on me.

I don't post on Head-Fi or go there at all.

Not a pedo, stop projecting.

I actually recommend USB mics to people who PM me if I feel they don't need an XLR condenser mic. Got nothing against them.

I don't think I've ever reviewed anything from the Gearbest $0.99 and below section. I have that Stormtrooper keychain I guess.

Referral links lol, you're thinking of the wrong guy. I have 300 subs, I'm making no money off my videos. If you want proof I can give it to you but you'd never speak to me directly anyway. You prefer to lurk on discord and screenshot everything I say.

Keep up the good work, every single time you shitpost about me in here I get a spike in views. The 41 dislikes in one day you left on my channel a few days ago really helped out views-wise too. Thanks for being my number one fan, must mean I'm doing something right if you're reacting so much to my shit videos.

>>57335771
Every tracked package from China that I bought spent less than 15 days in transit.
It's been more than 30 days and it's not even in my shithole country yet. And my time to open a dispute with PP is running out.

Guess I'll wait another week or two and then get in touch with a more aggressive tone to see what they offer.

Why fuck is every chink tablet 4:3 or 16:10?

I want a fucking 16:9 tablet to watch chink cartoons and play (wide) VNs

>>57335815
Where do you live anon?

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Bought a BlueBoo Maya for $20. Hopefully a good upgrade from my Samsung Galaxy Centura.

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Put 20k RMB on Trump last week and it's up 5k already. When he wins I'll spend it all on chink shit

>>57335847
In the best favela of the world.

Chink shit arrives fast in the country, it takes ages AFTER it's in this country wannabe.

>>57335845
Fuck 16:9.

>>57335865
What a waste of money for a rigged election

What are /csg/ approved bluetooth (for phone) earphones for exercise?

>>57335850
link?

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>>57335865
Noice

http://www.phonearena.com/news/The-Elephone-S7-is-an-explosion-proof-Galaxy-Note-7-knock-off_id87231
Chinkshit > Korean shit

>>57336024
Everything > Korean shit

>>57335938
There's still a chance that the latest FBI investigation leaves her position untenable before next Tuesday and she's forced to withdraw. Not saying it's going to happen but nothing is impossible.

Of course, if Trump gets in then enjoy not being able to order shit from China any more so be careful what you wish for.

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The fuck is Vivo?

>>57336051
Thanks for the review Jackie.

How much for your daughter's virginity?

>>57336051
Sasha just sell me some vodka.

NEW THREAD
>>57336118
>>57336118
>>57336118
>>57336118
>>57336118

>>57336071
>Xiaomi copying Apple even in trends

>>57335865
What's RMB?

>>57336183
root mean bared

>>57332971
>>57332621
Wasn't talking about the bmeme, lads

>>57333702
https://www.aliexpress.com/wholesale?catId=0&SearchText=simple+nylon+fashion+watch

>>57328425
as a millenial, I fucking hate all this millenial bullshit.

Selfies and emoji are killing the human race

>>57333241
I had one that's basically the same as those minus the rotating part. They were definitely not over ear, the cups are really small and they were really really tight on my head and after about an hour they'd be too sore to wear any longer.

I bought this instead https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Ausdom-M06-Stereo-Wired-Wireless-Bluetooth-4-0-Over-ear-Stereo-Headphone-Headset-with-Built-in/32605139535.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_2_10091_10090_9999_10088_422_10089,searchweb201603_1&btsid=f653d088-397b-45cc-80ee-477ded83586d
and it's much more comfortable, the cups are still a little small, but do go over ear. Oh and they connect insanely quickly for bluetooth. I'd recommend them.

>>57329988
you dont need a power supply you can just use a cheap USB sound card and enable AGC through windows.

>>57336579
How do you feel about youtube and in particular youtube video makers who come to an anonymous image board and try to create a cult of personality around themselves?

>>57333222
Nice double trips.
Also, I was worried about customs too, but when I recieved my 4in1s, I've noticed that they put "5 USD" as the value.
They're chinks, that makes sense, so don't worry about it :)

Try getting those, I've read that they are almost identical to the real SE215:
https://aliexpress.com/item/SE215/32665571414.html

Which cheap flashlight should i get?

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>>57336707
Can I avoid buying a phantom power if I'm going to use a USB sound card?

Any good chink (cheap) usb sound card?