>>57328152
Talk him into same sex marriage and then divorce him for half his worth+alimony.
hack him, encrypt all his files
>>57328152
>How do I get him back /g/?
Are you asking how to get your boyfriend back?
Install gentoo.
>>57328152
"Are you racists? Do you know what Ubuntu means in African?! It means UNITY YOU NEO NAZI!"
Do this around fat ladies and they will kill him.
>>57328185
Back to ESL, Rajesh.
>>57328246
That's exactly what it means.
install gentoo (on his laptop)
Check if he's an idiot and his Wintel machine has any insecure SMB shares. Leave deliberately bad or disturbing porn in there.
>>57328196
this desu senpai
>>57328152
Tell him about the horrors of Windows 10, assuming that's what he's doing.
>mfw in EE seminar today there were multiple people I could see with laptops running GNU/Linux
>mfw one of them had Arch
>ubuntu
>>57328152
buy a mac to lull him into a false feeling of security
dress the part and go full on hipster, nu-male
befriend him and make advances on him
suck his dick in a bathroom stall
then call him a fucking faggot
revenge has never been so devilish.
>>57328152
Tell your uni the offender anally penetrated you against your will and want to file charges.
>>57328233
Underrated.
>>57328152
Ubuntu? You deserve it tbqh.
>Jewbuntu
>Noobuntu
>Poobuntu
>Loobuntu
fag
>>57328152
>makes fun of my Ubuntu notebook
Nice b8.
>>57328180
Most of the times this is overkill, but it always seals the deal