/g/ gets triggered thread. >referring to an entire desktop

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>>57314968
I'm amazed how easily this works.

>I prefer what I have to what you have

>>57314987
Half of /g/ post on /pol/ regularly and "3DPD" is a board culture thing that has been around since forever. How can you be "amazed" that posting skimpy dressed black women triggers /g/ ? Are you new to 4chan or something?

>>57314968
Real developers use macbook pros.

>>57315026
No it simply amazes me just how triggered they get over something that's so easy to ignore.

For an 18+ site, this place is full of children.

Also yes, I have only been here 2 years so I guess I'm still considered new?

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Hi /g/ can you recommend me a good gaming pc for $100?

>>57315045
Not anymore -- discontinued.

>>57315061
>For an 18+ site, this place is full of children

It's just autism, man.

It's much more prevalent than you think.

>>57315026
>Half of /g/ post on /pol/ regularly and "3DPD" is a board culture thing that has been around since forever.
>forever

/pol/ hasn't been around forever. Obvious newfag is obvious.

4chan being this far up Stormfront's ass is a recent thing.

>>57315067
$100 lockpicking set
go!

>>57314968
We already had this thread a hour ago
Nobody cared

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What are you guys' favorite programming language?

>>57314968

>RAM Memory

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>>57314968
>calls software apps

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>nvm fixed

>>57315196
>thinking apps is a new abbreviation invented by steve jobs
This really triggers me. People said "app" in the fucking 90s.

>>57315061
I've been here for a little over 7 years and don't really feel like I've been here long enough to consider myself anything

>>57315258
>no u
Projecting your triggering?

>>57315061
time doesn't matter anymore. i deleted my 4chan folder in 2013, and i will never see 99% of even my reaction image folder reposted again in my lifetime

words is all that matter but discourse is still absolute nothing when anyone trying to convince another is "autism" and not replying to dissenters is considered a valid argument

>>57314968
>fogposting

>>57315209
>You must register to view this solution

>>57315209
>PM'd you the fix.

>anything apple

>"I need a USB."

>>57315196
Faggot, I kept setup files in a folder named "Apps" since 13-14 years ago. It's not a new word invented by the smartphone industry.

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>on mobile
>scrolling down a page
>ad covers entire screen
>"Continue scrolling to view this page"

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when normies call a USB stick just 'usb'

>>57315318
this reminded me

>Xfags will justify this
>name blah blah blah? Protip: you can't

that last one pisses me off so much i could hardly type it coherently

>A nigger with a macbook and hillary stickers.

>>57315385
I hate the election. It's so fucking bad. You can't be a proud supporter of either parties cause their representatives are so shit in themselves

yeah you can make a song called "Fuck Donald Trump" because of wall memes, but can you really be a proud supporter of Hillary without being an asshat

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>1366x768
>4gb ram
>celeron
>dvd drive
>windows 10

fight me

>>57315571

I don't get it, that sounds like the average $300 laptop these days.

Unless you suffixed that with "why won't it run modern AAA games at 60fps", I doubt that will trigger anyone.

>>57315610
no. i only paid $150 on black friday.

i need some help my box has run out of memory i have 200gb of ram how do i get more frames of minecraft XD

Gaming phone

>>57315353
>On mobile
>Get redirected to some kikeware site that tries to spook you by making your phone vibrate and shows you your IP and ISP
>Happens on rt, imagefap, and now on 4chin for the first time today
Is it just me or my shitty moto e?

>>57317209
Why aren't you using clover?

>>57317217
I dunno lol. Sadly it seems to happen on both firefox and opera. Might need to format my phone idk.

>>57317209
I haven't gone it on 4chan yet but I've gotten it on other sites
I don't know why that shit is allowed

>>57315105
CSS

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anyone who cant pass this test shouldn't be on /g/

>>57317226
Install AdAway

>>57317249
I think its a javascript or something, I hear those are pretty bad stuff.

>>57317271
Fuck you, I'm shitposting from my bed because depression. I don't even have a phone plan bro

>>57315105
HTML

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>you must have 250 posts to browse this subforum
>can only register with facebook
>I'll [botnet messaging service/social network] you the fix
>disable adblock to view this content
>half of the site uses javascript
>flash ads with fucking sound
PTSD from late 2000's

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>>57317303
>I'm shitposting from my bed because depression

>>57317271
My shitty 4gb ram i3 doesn't even care about this, try again

>>57317303
I used to be like that.

But now I'm going to a job interview in an hour :D

>>57315026
>Im making a statement against those racist immature pigdogs!
this is the equivalent of laying eggs out of your vagina in protest against the patriarchy

Of course people are gonna get triggered, its fucking gross.

>>57315026
Because skimpy dressed white women, Asians, or loli are all considered acceptable

Alienware

>>57317506
>different people consider different things acceptable and unacceptable

congrats man, you figured it out, you really did it.

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>>57317513

>>57317513
I have one and it's pretty comfy.
Especially for something I got free.

>>57317506
This. I will never understand autism.

>>57315209
>3 years later

>has anybody figured this out?
>Don't necrobump threads
>thread closed

When mum pushes the system power button on our cable remote and either the tv or box doesnt turn on because she doesnt aim it right or hold it up for an extra second while the second beam fires. She then starts making noises.

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>>57314968
>anon i messed up the internet on my computer
>i don't know what i did, the internet didn't work and then i went into network connections and i think i pressed dial up or dsl or something?
>i don't know why it won't boot
>oh yeah i was in this menu (BIOS)

>>57317620
Also when she's too dumb to switch the cables from the wii to the cable box.
>Got the wii from her divorce (2nd) settlement
I didnt have the heart to tell her that she fucked up.

>>57314968
When I was little, in smash bothers, I thought the bots/computer's name of CPU stood for ComPUter, so I never asked. I was like, 8.

Spent my birthday money on a GBC and pokemon red..beat the game and made a new one and saved because Nintendo Power told me I could start a new game and keep my pokemans.

I couldnt and smashed the thing when I realized I'd been tricked.
Still think they did it on purpose for lulz of course

>>57317285
are you commander in chief?

>>57315223
But he popularized it

>>57314968
I worked IT in schools for a while, I'd never heard of anyone calling the computer a "CPU", so when a teacher told me "i moved the CPU on the shelf since I wasn't using it" I got scared

>>57317797
Dude same

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>people who think they're special for owning a used ThinkPad and bring it up in every vaguely laptop-related discussion
>people who think they're special for using Linux/BSD and bring it up in every vaguely OS/software-related discussion
>people who think they're special for hating Apple and bring it up in every vaguely computer-related discussion
>people who jerk off to RISC processors solely because they're "RISC" like it's still 1992
>people who act like the only use for a computer is games and web surfing
>people who act like security experts in old shit threads when they don't even know how a firewall works
>people who jerk of to Windows 9x like it's God's chosen operating system because they used it when they were a kid
>people who don't capitalize acronyms like "PC" and "OS"
>people who practically crumple and throw tantrums at the slightest computing-related inconveniences

>>57314987
I can't even picture niggerposters. I love black women but it isn't funny or offensive or anything. It's /b/ tier to pretend you have a question 20 times a day, post a negress, then imagine it's an epic win when someone says "dumb niggerposter".

>>57314987
She's so beautiful. Why do you have to hurt?

>>57317209
How do they make it vibrate? I know it's bullshit to scam normies, but it's done through JavaScript? Why is it allowed by default? Is it some type of hacky way to do it? No legit site ever uses it.

Can you just do notify:vibrate or whatever it is and it'll work?

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>>57320368
I made it a bingo for you

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ITT: Autism.

>buy a 4770K
>use it for virtualization
>read about PCI passthrough
>awwyis.gif
>Can't get it to work
>supported on 4770
>4770
>not 4770K
>kill myself

>>57322146
>vd on k series chips
Kek

>>57322214
What's funny is that AMD literally does not have this problem on unlocked chips.

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>>57315353
>on any device
>there's a tedious as fuck "load more" button making ctrl+f useless
>spend minutes loading more of whatever
>site crashes or refreshes

>>57314968
My friend is having issues with his computer and wants to bring it over to my place to check out. I have spare monitors, keyboards, and mice to plug into it. What do I tell him to bring?

>>57314987
It works not because shes black, but you're getting those images from Fagmur

>>57315365
next time someone says just "USB" tell him/her:
"it's actually a universal serial bus compliant solid state portable storage media device drive"

>>57322549
Be sure to interject first.

>>57315610
It has Windows 10, that's more than enough to hate the laptop.
>>57319551
When did that happen? Old Java dumbphones had an "app" folder where installed apps would be placed. That was over 10 years ago. The word app was just as popular on phones as it is now, it's just that now there are 100000 times more apps and smartphones are more app-centered instead of being just used as a phone or mp3 player.
People are only aware of apps existing now because you now have to use a specific app for each specific task, SMS, browse images, listen to music, social media, etc. And you have a much greater choice of apps now, especially since all smartphones come with an app store.
I'm saying all of this because I know most of you here are underage and thinking the word "app" is a new concept made by smartphone companies. There's nothing wrong with calling certain software an "app".

>>57317398
You must be new

>>57314968
>My dad calls my tower a modem
>My girlfriend calls torrent clients "seeding clients" and thinks you "install" torrents with them
>My friend thought that liquid cooling didn't output any heat

>>57322549
it's called a zip disquette

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>calling a laptop "internet"

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>>57317564
You just can't fucking win in this situation.

Make new thread
>Thread closed and deleted. Reason: Use the search function
Find the latest thread about your issue on the forum and post there.
>Banned. Reason: Necroposting
Try and Pm the people in the thread if they found the solution and remember.
>Last online 295 days ago.

>calling a power strip a surge protector

>>57315001
/g/ in a nutshell

>>57315106
LED diode

>>57322229
Go AMD go

Some of the things that trigger /g/
>Black or LGBT women in tech industry
>Asking for video card recommendation
>frogposting
>arguing about piracy

>>57314987
this should be called niggerposting

>>57317271
fugg lesson learned

>>57324444
it is called niggerposting
It's a new unwritten rule that even mods follow.
I've seen quite a lot of them being deleted within a few days.

miniITX is dead

>>57322912
>zip disquette
Every time lol

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>LUKS
Only pedos use encryption OP.

>>57315061
THREE REPLIES TO THIS POST CALLING THIS ANON TRIGGERED GOT DELETED

most obvious samefagouting ever? Most obvious I've ever seen, gg

>>57314968
This kind of threads are waste of bandwidth.

>>57325336

Uh...are there any threads on this Singaporean shadowpuppet symposium that AREN'T wastes of bandwidth?!?!

In swedish, data(data) and computer(dator) is almost the same word, at least to plebs, who can not for their own lives differentiate the words, even techies fail at this sometimes. One is physical and one is not.

>>57324965
>It's a new unwritten rule that even mods follow

THANK GOD WE HAVE HIGH IQ MODS THAT DELETE SUCH NIGGER FILTH

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>>57314987
She looks like Zero from Holes.

>>57321337
I like it desu

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Post moar niggers.

>>57315106
ATM machine

PIN number

EMP pulse

SSD drive (I've heard employees at Frys and BB say this)

RAS syndrome is the term used to describe it and even it is one. Redundant acronym syndrome syndrome.

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>>57326890
>BB
Oh god.
>Stupid Chad salesperson didn't know if their shit products (laptops) had a Skylake or what.
>"Yeah it's got the newest video card" -a 900 something
>Another time I was holding a PSU unit box and he said "oh getting another fan"? My soul when.

Also:
>CPU chip
>Tower case
>Onboard
>Discrete
>Faggots that still use VGA
>Faggots that play esports
>Streamers
>Minecraft

Have another hot nigger.

>>57322912
>>57325044
Do you have the pic with the tiers of names for usb sticks

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>>57322549

I'd just like to interject for moment. What you're refering to as USB, is in fact a USB flash memory device, or as I've recently taken to calling it, USB stick. USB is not an device unto itself, but rather another component of a fully functioning memory device made useful by the USB interface, flash memory and vital system components comprising a full device.

Many computer users run a modified version of flash memory every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of flash memory which is widely used today is often called USB, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically a flash memory device, developed by various memory manufacturers.

There really is a USB, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. USB is the interface: the connector in the device that allocates the flash memory to the computer that you use. The USB interface is an essential part of a flash memory device, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete device. USB is normally used in combination with flash memory: the whole device is basically flash memory with USB added, or USB Stick. All the so-called USBs are really different devices using flash memory!

>>57322549
>>57315365
No it's a zip disquette

>>57327098
She's a nig guy

>>57315365
My microsoft won't open my zip file on my usb.

>>57317797
wait cpu doesn't stand for computer when referring to bots in games?

>>57314968
When people use "the" as a prefix for a service.
>thefacebook
>thenetflix

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>posting threads for 14 year old "computer wizards" because le tech memes r funney xD

>>57322549
>not universal serial bus compliant solid state portable storage media device drive containing electrically eraseable programmable read-only memory

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thank you

>>57315297

This makes me want to set things on fire

>>57315308

This makes me want to set people on fire

>>57315105
JAVA

>>57315441
>>>/pol/

>>57315105
Node.js

Hey guys I'm working on a new MMO. We're already done with some of the concept art and all we need is a couple programmers to get things rolling. email me at [email protected] if your'e interested, thanks!

>Acbn posts a desktop thread

>>57332802
it just makes me sigh and roll eyes desu

>>57314968
but it is really called like that

Central Processesing UNIT

>>57314968
>Calling a computer a "rig"

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>>57332064
Hello Sir,
I'm interested in this programming job you have offered here I am to be emailing you shortly
my email is [email protected]
Thank you

calling a flash drive a "thumb drive"

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>>57315105
PHP

>>57330346
quality answer to the question m90

so nice of you by the way to >>>/pol/ that post and not the one that was in response to, calling someone nigger

>calling OSX 'mac'
i fucking hate normalfags