Is there a program which sets an alarm off if the internet connection

Easiest way is probably using http://automateitapp.com/ or tasker

Write a script that tries pining google.com or something every minute. Log it.

>>57306730
I dont have a phone with android.

>>57306741
how do i make an alarm set off when google does't respond also I dont know how to write scripts

>>57306706
What third world shithole do you live in that allows people to fuck with your internet outside?

>>57307085
bulgaria

Dumb ass, slav ass, negra motherfakka, put the switch in a box with a lock!

#!/bin/bash
while true; do
    ping -c1 google.com
    if [ ! $? == 0 ]; then
        ffplay alarm.wav
        sleep 10
    fi
    sleep 5
done

>>57307140
is this in python?

>>57307140
Do I write this in the linux karnel ?

>>57307186
Look at the first line. Duh.

>>57307140
This code on a Netbook or other small laptop hooked up to a pair of speakers will do the trick.

That is, if you know how to run a script...

>>57307186
It's Shell / Bash (Linux)

>>57307186
It's Bash. Bash is like Powershell where it's a scripting language too.

>>57307840
>on a Netbook or other small laptop
even just an rpi nano is more than enough

>>57307205
yes, inside the endosperm.

>>57307900
>(Linux)
GNU, actually. bash is a GNU program

linux typically ships with bash, but it's not linux-specific, even macos ships with bash as well (last i checked)

>>57308112
>linux typically ships with bash
linux distros* i should say
linux alone doesn't ship with bash

>>57306706
...I wonder how they managed to sterilize that substrate...

>>57308475
kek, AMD makes it easy.

Assange pls

Move the switch indoors nigga.

>>57306706
Camp outside with a shotgun full of either rock salt, rubber bullets or glass. Your choice, it won't kill them and teach them the lesson of pain.

set up a bomb that links up to your cable,

once it loses power/signal it blows up

ezpz

>>57307140
Is that lisp?

>>57306706
How the FUCK did that happen?