i-i just wanted an updated mac pro bros...... should i just

Why not build a proper workstation yourself and profit from higher value for your money and the ability to switch components freely?

And if you really want to stay a macfag, learn about hackintosh.

>>57299346
I don't feel comfortable using non Mac in Starbucks

>>57299346
this. build a hackintosh. mine from ~2014 is pushing a pair of 4k monitors

if you need a portable desktop, then learn to remote into a machine from a laptop

File: Screen Shot 2016-10-29 at 2.28.39 PM.png (609KB, 2150x1040px) Image search: [Google]

609KB, 2150x1040px

>>57299369
>4 posters
gotta wait till later to sneak in like that, dummy

File: superman.png (950KB, 1000x669px) Image search: [Google]

950KB, 1000x669px

>>57299369
>walk into Starbucks
>fake hipsters everywhere, expensive clothes, nicely trimmed beards and shit
>they ain't got nothing on my real poorfag grade dirty old jeans, plead shirt and wild rainforest beard
>they feel something is afoot and start to panic as they realize the godfather of hipsters is in town
>Feelgoodman.jpg as i feel i asserted dominance upon that pitiful group
>see one of them buttoning MacBook.
>laugh and point at him as he stares at me in shock
>MacBook? You want to look uncool as you button a Macbook?
>I slap a newspaper on his desk
>MacBooks - the coolest device to own, a title writes
>wide eyed, he mumbles something and passes the newspaper on
>panic attacks that entire group as they realized they spent money on a cool device
>one of them yells "I've been living a lie" as he falls to the ground crying and shivering
>but all is not lost, my children! I say.
>jump on a table and yell "Behold my majesty" as I pull my Yeelong Lemote out of my old backpack
>the convulsing dude suddenly regains and yells "I can be cool while being uncool again!"
>"Yes, my child, yes!" I scream, thumping my foot on the table
>shy hipster waitress chick asks me in amazement "Who are you?"
>kick her down from my table's height and reply with a roar:
>THIS IS STALLMAN!!!

>>57299415
I never understood mistakes like these.

Then again, the art of the ruse was always clear to me. My medium is chaos...

at least wait until the "early 2017" new imac release presentation to see if a new pro is in there

>>57299346
hackintosh is a pain in the ass to upgrade when needed

plus half of the features are basically non-functional on the thing

>>57298467
i just got two late 2013 models for my brother and dad for christmas. they dropped like 300 bucks on ebay after the new macbooks came out.