http://www.apple.com/apple-events/o ctober-2016/

>servers where I store my big asses

B I G
A S S E T S

This bar is a really nice idea, but i fear that software is just going to get more simmple an App like. Thanks Microsoft and Apple.

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So Microsoft won?

>>57265621
if you actually like that game, then it's obvious that you are

>>57265669
Hopefully the price include a doctors visit for my neck problems.

This is actually pretty interesting, yet completely useless.

why didn't they put the touch bar at the bottom of the keyboard

would have been much easier to use

The customization Touchbar is pretty good actually.

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>...store my big assets.

I am a child.

THE BOX IS BACK!!!

>>57265664
>>57265652
it's right next to the keyboard, meaning you effectively dont need to move your hands from they keyboard

but feel free to keep being pedantic

store my big asses

>>57265691
that's the old SB

>>57265616
BLUMPKIN EMOJI

>>57265691
Ofc

>to demo payments
>phil (((shiller)))

Not impressed by the touch bar.
I don't understand why this is better than a touchscreen.

It's small and you have to do a lot of dragging and switching to get what you want.

What am I not understanding here?

Fast user switch is nice though.

When will Touch Bar integration come to Emacs?

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>>57265693
i just like liru

Normies aren't going to like this shit.

BIG COURAGE MAN SHILLER BACK ON THE STAGE

UUUU

>>57265701
>Fantastic fingerwork Phil

>>57265698
palms

>>57265701

http://www.reddit.com/r/apple/comments/59oiwy/apple_keynote_october_2016_event_megathread/d9a9b6d

F I N G E R
I
N
G
E
R

W O R K
O
R
K

>finger work

>sharing a laptop

FINGERWORK

f a n t a s t i c f i n g e r w o r k

BRING BACK CRAIG

The bar is better than I thought it would be, but at the same time it is totally pointless. Most of the stuff that is being done with it can already be done with your mouse or keyboard shortcuts in the same amount of time (or even less).

>fantastic finger work, Phil

Craig brings the bantz every time, he should present the entire thing

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fantastic finger work phil

>fantastic finger work, phil!

>>57265686
Because the only requisite you need to run a business is speak well, right retard?

>>57265677

Falling for the touch screen on a pro-oriented laptop meme

>>57265721
Why?

FOR YOU

Ruski jest'?

Блядь, кaк жe y мeня бoмбит, я нищeбpoд eбaный, нe cмoгy ceбe пoзвoлить тaкyю няхy, и бyдy юзaть дpeвний кaк гoвнo мaмoнтa MBP 2012 eщё бeз Peтинa диcплeя, cyкaaaa

>Homebrew in terminal screenshot

they did one thing right

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>fantastic finger work, phil

>/g/ not liking the touch bar because their fat sausage fingers can't control it

typical

>Touchbar Terminal
IT'S OVER
LINUX IS FINISHED AND BANKRUPT

APPLE INVENTED COMPIZ FUSION

>>57265729
yeah and then you have to go move it across the screen and potentially click into a menu when you could have just used the touchbar

it's a pretty cool feature

fucking pathetic what they're trying to sell people as the new best thing

>>57265691
They would win if Windows 10 wasn't so fucking awful.

TOUCH BAR IN TERMINAL
LINUX USERS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>57265705
except touch is still shit compared to keys, it would have been better if the e-ink keys rumor was true and you could customize those for shortcuts instead

>terminal support

Do you like it now /g/?

>>57265745
You're not a CEO, so shut the fuck up

In all seriousness, it's interesting but I feel like they could just put a touchscreen on Macbook Pro and accomplish over 50% of all of this without extra programming from programmers and more intuitive for users as well.

I don't think people will readily adopt this on other laptops.

ahahaha. the only touch bar feature for DEVELOPERS in Xcode on this macbook "pro" is a fucking icon to comment a FUCKING .. LINE.

This guy is a fucking troll. please only this guy in keynotes from now on.

>copper healing
>big assets
>fantastic fingerwork there phil
>i banged your wife phil

Yeah, I'd rather strain my eyes looking at my photo library on a 1cm-wide strip than on a computer screen, genius

>everyone laughing at terminal
fucking disgusting hipsters

Lincucks on suicide watch

Those internals are lewd

FINALLY

Frankly I don't know who is worse, Apple Drones of Apple Haters.

>>57265705
trackpad is next to the keyboard too. the point of a keyboard is that you memorize the keys and shortcuts so its part of your muscle memory. this touchscreen is dynamic and flat therefore you cant memorize anything.

DOUBLE SLASH IN XCODE TOUCHBAR

HOW IN THE ABSOLUTE FUCK IS THAT A THING

HOPEFULLY THAT BUTTON ALERTS THE GESTAPO TO REMOVE YOU FROM TRYING TO CODE ANYTHING ELSE.

>display still isn't touch
apple on death watch

This guy isn't so bad. Certainly better at presentation than Tim.

I still don't want one of these things. I'm presumably not in the target audience: I wondered about battery life, signal strength, performance and they're talking about aluminium bodies and thinness.

Does that bar have haptics? Does the screen have touch? I don't see mention of either of those, and without them, it feels like something's missing. It'd be a major PITA to use vi on this thing without haptics, you'd keep missing <Esc>; you'd have to remap backtick or something.

The keys are just regular keytops, no OLED/eInk? Pity.

>>57265567
And you leave them everywhere you touch everything. Fingerprint biometrics are usernames, not passwords.

It'll be interesting to analyse how macOS interacts with the Secure Enclave. There's lots of scope for fucking that attack surface up.

touchbar means 1000 years of pussy for macfags

>AMD POLARIS CONFIRMED

>>57265774
You didn't watch the presentation properly. You get new commands when you do different things within the application. Like selecting text.

>>57265746

Microsoft touch machines are better than this crap

oops

Fucking SKYLAKE

RADEON PRO POLARIS
NVIDIA BTFO

NVIDIA BTFO

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>Apple thread

>only 1000 replies

Is apple finished?

DEAD
E
A
D

NVIDIA ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>57265777
SERIOUSLY WTF. Useless.

I was hoping they would add a top secret touch screen as well so I could feel comfy buying one of these but I feel so let down.

>AMD

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AMD HOUSEFIRES CONFIRMED

>no Kaby Lake
IT'S OVER

Toaster confirmed.

HE FUCKED UP. STEVE IS ROLLING IN HIS GRAVE

>AMD
HA
HA
HA
HA

My boss has been waiting 2 years to replace his MacBook Air with whatever the new MBP was going to be and he decided to buy last year's MBP over this.

>>57265795
>windows 10

"2133"MHZ
>implying

> Radeon Pro

Oh god they're going to have to do another recall.

>>57265801
>what is rolling sticky

R A D E O N

Oh well.

>>57265809
>Baby Lake

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>>57265801
I hope your joking

>>57265749
They get frustrated easily and i can see making mistakes being pretty easy on the tiny thing.

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is this a good gpu? like 980m good?

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rip nvidia

INTEL IN THE NEW MACBOOK

RIP GAYMD

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>intel gpu

>WOW LOOK AT ALL THOSE NUMBERS

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>apple shit
>gayming

>>57265816
?

He did the right thing

>GAMING

>>57265794
i watched it alright, and i saw what i described. what else can they implement for it (xcode) anyway?

>>57265822

Wasn't that recall for nVidia chipsets? And the AMD ones were fine?

>>57265828
by far not

NVIDIA IS BANKRUPT AND FINISHED

>>57265773
>I don't think people will readily adopt this on other laptops.

Only because the software support won't be there. Making it just a touchscreen defeats the point of not needed to use the touchpad for things.

>>57265818
not an argument, I could just as easily say
>macOS

AYYMD HOUSEFIRES POOLARIS

>HEY SAMSUNG YOUR PHONES ARE BLOWING UP? WATCH THIS

>it has fans
o i am laffin

60% graphics improvement.

In literally a decade since last update.

>DUAL CORE
HAHAHAHAHAH

I quite like this bar. It's nothing revolutionary, but it should allow some contextual controls without going full "combined laptop and tablet OS" retard like certain competitors.

>>57265828
It's Rx 460

10FPS games are now 16FPS!!!

>>57265811
Steve has been doing fucking somersaults in his grave for years now.

>>57265847
>using the 'not an argument' argument

>>57265828
no, its most likely rx 465

>>57265833
I would buy the Intel GPU over the AMD garbage. I don't play games and I prefer reliability over housefires.

1000 get

>skylake
>no function keys
>bragging about a fingerprint reader
it's over, everyone go buy a dell xps 13 or 15 instead

Ain't 2133 pretty much stock with DDR4?

>This is a system that just fries

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>gaming
>macbook pro
pick one

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Over 1,000 replies. Motherfuckers hate on Apple, but they can't stop talking about it whenever they do something. Based Apple.

Can't wait for our sticky. (^:

>>57265854
>MOAR COREZ

>gayming 60% faster
>top
>kek

>>57265859
lol was going to type exactly the same.

Fuck, I wanted the 13inch but those specs are weak.

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>Skylake
>not Kaby Lake

Are you fucking kidding me? They want me to pay three grand for two-year-old hardware?

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i'm kinda glad someone is finally pushing usb-c. it needs to be the new standard.

HEAD
PHONE
JACK
CONFIRMED

NO COURAGE

>>57265855
give me one reason why a touch bar is more useful than a surface book

>USB-C to VGA
Adapter only $119, predorder now

>having more than one port in 2016

>four thunderbolt 3 ports

Are there even 4 thunderbolt devices?

>>57265811
>>57265860
>le stick him to a dynamo and solve energy joke

that's pretty neat

>>57265842
There was a recall for the ATI 6970m's. I went through 6 of them on my laptop.

NO MAGSAFE
>NO MAGSAFE
NO MAGSAFE
>NO MAGSAFE
NO MAGSAFE
>NO MAGSAFE
NO MAGSAFE
>NO MAGSAFE

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>4 ports + headphone jack

>>57265840
Well Xcode is fucking shit so I wouldn't know. Apple needs to get the stick out of their ass and make swift/ios development available for all.

NEED 4 ADAPTERS TO DO ANYTHING

>headphone jack up near the display hinge

Disgusting.

>Any port can be the power port.

How is my mind blown by this

>>57265885

Kaby Lake is a fucking meme improvement, Intel is in free-fall.

VGA!!!!

Really need that compatibility with 10 year old projectors.

>>57265891
>VGA in 2016

NO MORE STANDARD USB PORTS! HAHAHAHA

>>57265887

I can't figure out if Apple is giving up on or shilling Thunderbolt.

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>only 1000 replies

Godamn are people not interested in applel anymore?

>>57265868
>RX 465
That's better than my GTX 770.

Two 5k displays? Sounds nice.

>LG
>not an apple display
KEKED

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>LG

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

>>57265909
because you know nothing about technology

RIP Mac Pro

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what is his face trying to convey?

>>57265837
That's what I'm saying. He's a total normalfag and he hates the iPhone 7 and new Macbook.

who /new razer blade over this shit/ here?

What happens if I plug two power cords into it?

>>57265909
Did they actually say this?

>>57265919
I thought stickies were now configured to only keep 1000 posts and prune old ones?

>one port docking

you have my attention.

POO IN THE LOO
O
O

I
N

T
H
E

L
O
O

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>another year, another final cut pro ui redesign

No 1080 in sight, well, will wait one more year.

>>57265909
>plug in 4 chargers
>laptop charges at quadruple speed
nice

>>57265919
New fag

apple won

>>57265935
create a black hole

>>57265936
yes

>no MagSafe

Have they lost their fucking mind?

>preorder now starting at $3000

>>57265930
COURAGE

WHY IS SHE TALKING SO FAST

Oh god the voice on that broad..

why don't they just put a fucking touch display

>>57265935
Same thing that happens to a Note 7

>this fucking voice

like nails on a chalkboard fuck

Why do bitches love wearing leather biker jackets?

>>57265890
I don't have an extensive list of particular things. But I've used touchscreen laptops and didn't enjoy the experience at all.

>>57265951
You missed new watch bands

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>>57265948

What's "One More Thing" going to be?

>>57265937
>implying he doesn't know that

>>57265935

mustard gas

Presenting a generic soccer mom

>Buy iPhone 7
>Get Lightning headphones
>Discard old 3.5mm headphones
>Get new macbook
>Can't use Lightning headphones

I T
J U S T
W O R K S


Sidenote: you just KNOW this lady was a "horse girl" when she was younger

>>57265930
Misery.

Just like Microsoft when they find out this is the only time people use Microsoft Edge.

Quick /g/, how do I break my 2015 macbook pro with apple care to have it replaced by a new model?

>>57265948
And then it gets banned on all flights.

here we go again with that gay ass touch bar

>>57265960
magsafe is shit

being able to plug it in both sides is revolutionary

http://www.razerzone.com/gaming-systems/razer-blade

FASTER, BETTER, GTX 1060 WHICH UTTERLY DEMOLISHES APPLEL & AYYMD HOUSEFIRES IN PERFORMANCE

>>57265965
drugs

Good morning!
•Audience claps•
Thank you for being with us.
•Audience claps•
We have some powerful new devices to show you.
•Audience claps•
You know, iPhone/Mac is the most powerful/popular device in the world.
•Audience claps•
This year we sold more iPhones/Macs than ever before.
•Audience claps•
And now, I'm pleased to introduce the new [Mac/iPhone].
•Audience claps•
The [Mac/iPhone {number}] is our best, and most powerful [Mac/iPhone], ever.
•Audience claps•
Now, I'd like to introduce my friend Phil Schiller to tell you more.
•Audience claps•
Thank you, Tim. The [Mac/iPhone {number}] is truly amazing, and will impact your life in truly amazing ways.
•Audience claps•
You could always [perform a task] but now with [new name for the feature that already exists in other phones/computers] it will be even easier to [perform a task].
•Audience claps•
Now I'm going to hand it back to Tim.
•Audience claps•
Amazing. The [Mac/iPhone {number}] will be available for [more than it's worth] [a week from Sunday].
•Audience claps•
Now join me in welcoming [mediocre band].
•Audience claps•

>>57265972
>UNIX
>DOS Shell

hmmmmmmm I wonder

>>57265981

¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H

Ohhh my gawwd the new-ah touch bawr!

>>57265871
>>57265798
>>57265809
IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!!!!!

>apple had one gimmick and they're padding the rest with common sense demos
yikes

>>57265976
macbook air

>>57265976
apple pay is now mandatory for purchasing on macs and iOS

MORE ABOUT THE FUCKING TOUCHBAR

> AUTOMATICALLY
> CHANGES

>>57265965
Too Much Courage

>>57265976
death of iMac

>>57265971
why do Americans wear jackets indoors?

>>57265948
CHARGED

>>57265976
Apple pay in soviet union

Just get a Surface Book people. It is far superior.

>>57265981
>you just KNOW this lady was a "horse girl" when she was younger

What

>>57265976
the Mac desktop machine

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EDDY

>>57265979
chuckled

>>57265979
kek

>>57265935
Self Destruction via AMD Video Card.

this is a step up if you dont have a mouse but a step down if you do have a mouse. why do they expect people to do professional editing "on the go" ?

>>57265985
microwave it for 5 seconds. easy new macbook

>>57265990
>gaming laptop
leave

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ONLY 1000 POSTS

APPLE IS FINISHED

>>57266010
have you actually used one? they're pretty bad

>>57266006
Because we like to keep the AC at 65 degrees year round.

touch bar sucks

>>57265976
bait-and-switch with it seeming like they're gonna start selling ipod classics again and its just the shuffle

>>57265981
The courage to fuck with its customers.

>>57265982
i'm in the business of misery let's take it from the top

>>57265988

Fuck off, even die-hard macfags won't defend this. Magsafe was one of those special things about a Mac that made using it much better, a lot better for people setting up workstations in the field too.

Fuck Apple.

>>57266010
it doesn't even close properly

>>57266012
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=horse%20girl

>>57266023
>Obesity

>>57265990
>Windows

please clap

>>57265990
Nvidia can't into compute and Apple is for professionals who don't spend all day playing games.

would you fuck her /g/?

>>57265973
thanks

>>57266023
are you the same guy from the last apple event

>can't charge an iPhone with your MacBook

Jesus Christ.

>>57265982
i'd use Edge if it weren't missing basic ass features like selecting text, opening the context menu, and being able to google that text

edge is optimized for surface devices and makes my SB run a lot cooler and use less battery

>>57265990
those bezels are disgusting though

>>57266019
A lot of professional photographers are forced to do this unfortunately.

>>57265985
hammer

>also
IT'S SO CONVENIENT

> botanical artist

He's a fucking gardener.

>>57266014
Is that Steve Job's widow?

>>57266012
One of those weird girls that hit puberty early, kind of odd and had horse everything and was obsessed with them

>Starts with Apple products works perfectly for disabled
>new Macbook feature literally useless for disabled people

Hahaha LOL

INSTALLED IN A BAMBOO FOREST

YEAR OF THE MEMEBOOK !!

>>57266046
Yes

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this whole stream so far..........

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This debra right here. She looks like she would yell at you for flunking her kid and threaten you through the 7 boards she's apart of.

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> pro users

>>57266046
yeah!?!

>the touch bar is just keyboard shortcuts for people who don't want to memorize them
>The touch bar is just keyboard shortcuts for people who don't touch type
>You can do everything the touch bar does with keyboard shortcuts and track pad gestures

>>57266045
Fucking laptop video card vs. DESKTOP VIDEOCARD!!!!!

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>>57266045
>Nvidia can't into compute

>>57266046
yes

>>57266059
*Mexican

>Graphical Power
>Graphical horsepower

They're really marketing that AMD chip.

Apple's keynotes have become so boring

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>>57266014
Can't even spot a single poo or nigger audience.
>ads are full of them tho

Really makes my synapses fire

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>>57266050
you probably can, you just have to buy the dongle/cable

>>57266012
she had sex with horses

>>57266045
Nvidia DESTROYS AYYMD HOUSEFIRES in compute

Do you think that RX 460 is actually fast in compute? TOP KEK, AYYMDPOORFAGS

holy shit she's ugly

>>57266050
top kek

Nerdy girl

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>Bradee
>Not Brady

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did they get an intern to replace whomever was supposed to do this demonstration?

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>tfw 2015 rmbp owner
>the last good laptop apple will ever produce

i was going to wait for this upgrade but i'm glad i didn't

>>57266046
no

qt

>>57266085

They're probably buying them.

I WANNA FUCK THE BRAIDS GIRL

Holy shit. I'm puking

>>57266034
>a lot better for people setting up workstations in the field too.

Until it breaks. Until you have to run around finding a replacement that works with your generation.

So many people asking for a Magsafe 1 when I go out to work because they forgot theirs.

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>>57266050
USB-C to USB-C cable.

The question is, which of the devices will charge the other?

apple shit gets stickied but microsoft events don't.

why did apple niggers become mods?

>>57266075
NORMIES GET OUT

what kind of fucking hair is that
literally disgusted right now

oh god its getting worse

THE WAVEFORMS CHANGE

Also it's fucking obvious she's on some kind of stim.

http://www.strawpoll.me/11517679
.
http://www.strawpoll.me/11517679

http://www.strawpoll.me/11517679

http://www.strawpoll.me/11517679

CUTE

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would you waifu?

>climber in photoshop
mah people

HOLY SHIT STOP WITH THE WOMEN ALREADY

she looks like every front-end dev in 2016

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what is britney spears doing on stage?

Yep, I'm standing by this >>57264900

Fuck Apple, I'm getting an android phone

>Experience Design Manager

>EXPRESIVE
also, I really dig those pony tail
would make great handle bars

>>57266105
she's in her 30s m8

>>57266077
>>57266078
>>57266094
Nvidia is FINISHED AND BANKRUPT and their hardware isn't worthy of apple's approval

Get over it

>>57266133
you're retarded

>she doesn't use keyboard shortcuts

Total casual

>>57266127

>braids

im not a pedophile

>>57266106
same here.

>it's really fun

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I feel like they desperately tried to wash the dork off this girl via use of makeup and shit, but you can still tell that she was the person reading fantasy books in the library at lunch.

It's adorable.

she's good

>>57266130
You don't hear women saying that about men do you :^)

>mousing

Fucking submenus.

There's literally no advantage in using the touch bar, wtf

WHY ARE YOU CUTTING THE CLIMBER INTO JOSHUA TREE fucking ridiculous.

Will give her credit, done a better job speaking than most.

NO DIVERSITY ON STAGE

awkward qt

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She can touch my bar.

>MY TWO HANDS WERE WORKING

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> MICROSOFT WON

>>57266127
>disgusting 3d women
>waifu

choose only one.

She's so cute:3

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>>57266146
is that why i've always found braids so sexy? am i deep down a pedo

>>57266034
Just buy the new Surfacebook™ anon :^)

ADJUST HOW HARD IT IS

>I'll adjust how hard it is

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>>57266146

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WHO THE FUCK USES TO WORK WITH ALL THIS TOUCH SHIT WHEN YOU CAN USE A FUCKING MOUSE?

>all the show until now is around the shitty meme touch bar
Fuck you apple

>adjust how hard it is

>working in PS without tablet & pen
puke

how much will it cost, /g/

>>57266094
>Experience Design Manager
Where are the white male Lead Programmer and the white male Lead Designer?

>>57262081
>apple event gets a sticky
>windows event didn't
fuck you too mods

>>57266150
You can easily see that she has that dirty whore face.
>ass-to-mouth kind of girl.

>implying any true professional will look at the meme bar instead of just focusing on the screen

What did I miss?

>>57266150
she reminds me of lucy from twin peaks

She sounds so bored

>>57266181
>Adjust how hard it is
;DDd

Face it, the TouchBar™ is pretty cool. No one uses function keys often enough for them to be better than an OLED bar.

>>57266186
>Still using Adobe products
puke

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>white women aging

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this thread is moving so fast nobody will ask me to post my butt pic very related

>>57266187
3,999

>>57266187
2200 and all your firstborn peripherals.

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>enthusiasm.jpg

>>57266189
>/g/ is one mod

THAT SUCKS

>>57266174
true

>it's kinda hard to stop!

Could have just given a touch screen display than this shit.

>>57266143
BUTTMAD AYYMDPOORFAGS WITH NO DRIVERS DETECTED

>>57266187
5000 burgers

cute

>>57266197
she sound sexy
but maybe that's because every girl I was ever with was a total bitch

>>57266183
using a mouse is slower

S E R E N D I P I T Y

>>57266207
post butt pic

>>57266205
oh dear god

>>57266183
I think that's the point. They want people who don't use a mouse. People who use a laptop and maybe don't have a surface to put a mouse on or don't want to do it because it's a laptop. However, I think if you take it seriously, you'd still use a mouse. Mice are much more efficient regardless. Unless you consider being able to use the touchbar while in fullscreen a seller, but I doubt most people will care.

Looks like shit desu

>>57265992
kek

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Lisa Kudrow is that you?

>>57266197
they all do, they all know it's a shitty gimmick.

this is literally the casuals way to hotkeys

>>57266204
>using GiMP
vomit

She was pretty brutal when describing a feature of her company's product there.

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>>57266217

>Brady
>Has braids

Is this serious?

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>meanwhile at Microsoft

Apple blown the fuck out jesus christ

>>57266207
post it then

>>57266190
Well obviously. Everybody knows that the library-fantasy-book-girl has sexual fantasies about getting gangbanged by elves or fucked by a dragon.

>>57266207
post butt

>Algoriddim

>>57266207
here's your (you)

When will GIMP support the touchbar? Anyone know?

I tried apple, I really tried.

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>>57266124
>>57266124
>>57266124

LOUD MINORITY BTFO

>AMD Radeon
>"50% better performance in gaems!"

well, straight into trash it goes