Stories thread. >be me, 12 years old >computer hour at

>>57259565
Dumbass.

>>57259565
Fuck off

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>>57259614
>>57259633

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>>57259614
>>57259633

>be me in primary school (britfag)
>about 7 year old at the time
>only one computer and we are using it (probably win95 or 98)
>we start looking up hot female wwf women we saw on sky
>get caught
>never allowed on computer at school again

Shit sucked, it was about 3 years later until we got a computer at home.

>be someone else, not me
>14
>my sister is a cunt
>I'm editing some config files for some fucking game
>somehow one of them was named "system" so my sister thought I was going to break the computer
>I had to stop having fun

>Be bongland inhabitant
>shit school, almost everyone is dum as fuk
>lrn2script like a faggot cos bored and never get homework anyway
>find how to access all student accounts
>drop .bat files hidden as internet explorer, icon and all
>various different ones for different kids
>delete sys32, shutdown, fake virus matrix, kill explorer.exe etc
>lols were had
>few days later several computers lack sys32 and won't boot
>convinced some guy to kill explorer via cmd as i dictated the command
>gets mad his desktop is gone
>tells teacher i fucked his computer
>say i didn't write shit
>but but but
>hit restart and lol as it takes forever to restart being a shit school pc
>all his time wasted
>friends and i laugh in background as he gets pissed at his pc while complaining about me
>i 'fixed' his pc by restarting
>gitgudskrub

>>57259565
>be me
Found a newfag

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>>57259565
>be yr 9 me at christian school. so last week.
>have sub for english class
>because he failed life and can't educ8, uses quiz website called kahoot (pic related) and finds quizzes on shit.
>greatidea.jpeg
>teacherfag makes lobby and everyone joins
>enters www.l33tkahoothaxx69.com
>spams lobby with harambe meme (harambe_1, harambe_2 etc.)
>everyone freaks out
>"EVERYONE SHUT DOWN UR IPADNOW :^("
>everyone turns off ipad
>harambe keeps on getting spammed.

>teacher: I THINK WE HAVE A HACKER, SHOW YOURSELF.

>no-one stands up

>"ok lads whatever lol lets do this again lol"
>makes new lobby
>does the same thing but replaces harambe with skeleton
>teacherfag is now in rage mode
>"WHAT LITTLE SHIT DID THIS I SWER ILL FIND YOU"

>no-one stands up

>alrightwhateverjustdoworksheetshit.gif
>everyone sad.mpeg but am happy because teacher was disgruntled for rest of lesson

>tfw you spook christians with scary skeletons