Let's write a C++ app one line at a time! I'll start:

#define main kampf

/* This program is licensed under the

>>57238986

#define SEXUAL_TRANSMIT_DISEASE std

>>57239545
ANON software license

void main() { system("rm -rf ."); }

 while (true) { fork(); }

>>57238986
op->isFag = true;

>>57238986

template<template<typename Ty_> typename T, typename Ty> class cuckhold {

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>>57238986

fuck this
https://cpad.io/6338

>app

/*
==================
pushReward
==================
*/
static void pushReward(sfxHandle_t sfx, qhandle_t shader, int rewardCount) {
    if (cg.rewardStack < (MAX_REWARDSTACK-1)) {
        cg.rewardStack++;
        cg.rewardSound[cg.rewardStack] = sfx;
        cg.rewardShader[cg.rewardStack] = shader;
        cg.rewardCount[cg.rewardStack] = rewardCount;
    }
}

std::shared_pointer<int> ptr = new int;
std::cout << ptr << std::endl;
free(ptr);

while(1 == 1) {

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return 51; // because i'm random and shit lol } 

>>57239838

Thankfully, this should type error.

>>57239849
this would not result in an infinite loop in javascript

#define true false
#define false true

>>57240072
you monster

#define if(x) if(!x)

#define LINE(num) line##num:
#define GOTO(num) goto line##num;
#define PRINT std::cout <<

LINE(10) PRINT "HELLO WORLD!";
LINE(20) GOTO 10;

>>57238986

System.out.println();

hope you enjoyed the end of the licence, now for the real code */

std::cout << "hello world" << std::endl;

public static void if define #nigger then print HOL UP

void main()
{

#define if okiedoke

case true:
        break;

 Comparator<Nigger> byName =
    (Nigger niknok, Nigger kobe)->niknok.getName().compareTo(kobe.getName()); 

std::make_shared<waifu>(your_waifu)

>>57239725
Not enough templates
Fucking C programmers

>>57238986
#define poo loo

If (object){
Bool Depression = true;
Account -= 500;
}