Let's discuss Area 51. What technology do you think the

>>57155057
no

Ayy Lmao

>>57155057
Experimental aircraft

>>57155057
>>57155068
literally ayy lmao

>>57155057
Their freedom was taken away as they crashed
To be abducted for research
The experiment will make sure they won't last
Are there still some alive ones?

The incident was shut down
Because national security
Was in jeopardy
They say the weather balloon crashed
But we know it's bullshit
We have the right to know what really happened in
Roswell 47
Shipping back pieces to hangar
To slowly put it together
To find new weapon technology
And maybe answer how to live forever

Afraid of spreading the disease, chaos and confusion
The energy and physics law will be worthless
But we have the right to know what really happened in
Roswell 47

They came to visit us in secret, but something really happened
They lost control and crashed in Roswell 1947
1947

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>Ayylamo conspiracy theories were created by the government to take attention off the real conspiracies going on

>>57155169
They were created to draw attention away from the Black Knight Satellite

>>57155156

go back to bed tagtgren, i can hear your stapler samples clankering all the way to here

>>57155057
they use it as a campground

>>57155057
ayy lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFUqmX4o-X0

>>57155057
Advanced honeypot construction techniques

>>57155169
Ayyception

They test new fighter planes and experimental engine designs.
It's top secret because fighter jet superiority is useful.

Shit's abandoned, except for security. It's downwind of a nuclear test site (this is why it isn't a museum) and hasn't been used since the engineers working on the experimental high altitude spy drones sued USB and they stonewalled the suit.

UFO sightings wouldn't be too surprising there, because duh, experimental spy drones (Aurora, I think one was called?). Never got finished, replaced by newer NRO stuff.

No alien tech bullshit. This isn't /x/. Just normal military-industrial development shenanigans.

>>57155057
IPv9