>UK government proposes issuing Britons with unique porn-

the u.k. used to be an 'alright governor/soccer hooligan society'... what happened? where are the men? i have noticed that the women in the u.k. are very aggressive and do not know their place.

>>57147432
Slav not a cunt?

>>57147333
that's what happens when your country bans guns. it's the last nail in the coffin of manhood.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>unique porn-viewing ID numbers
what?
Is that a retarded way to say IP or is it something else?

>>57147546
women will be women, just remember that sir. had 3 qts my entire life and they all ended up being total nutjobs (no pun). i just pay for young hookers now get my urges out

>>57147546
Oh shit you're living my fantasy

>>57147333
sounds like cucknada and burgerland

>>57147572
Try to read the article
>The UK government says it wants to stop people under 18 from looking at pornography, and so it's going to make all the porn sites operating in Britain collect some kind of age-verification in order to make this happen, on pain of being blocked by the UK's Great Firewall.

which means you need to send the porn sites a copy of your ID. but seriously, what is UKs problem with porn? this isnt the first dumb idea by politicians regarding regulating porn comsumption.

>>57147546
>i was thinking off quitting my job and just being a slob for a while and all she said was don't worry i will take care of you if you need me to.

Holy shit, you're lucky. Don't ruin it

>>57147636
>you need to send the porn sites a copy of your ID
>what is UKs problem with porn?
Maybe this is related >>57132254

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>>57147694
forgot pic

>>57147636
they want to think the internet is a happy child friendly safe library for everyone to hold hands and sing

>>57147333
>What happened?

JEWS

>>57147593
>>57147639

Yeah we got married 2 years ago now and its been pretty good one or two fights but nothing major

She is also 11 years younger than me (im 38)

but she is content staying in with me watching shit or playing games in the evening

i don't let her get drunk too often as she gets wild and forces me to eat her pussy (which is very out of characters as she is usually quiet and submissive.

I met her through an MMO actually it seems there is a lot of younger woman who are single playing mmos

i will try not fuck this up guys

>>57147889
eat her pussy, you faggot. then fuck her as hard as you can she will go to hell with you

Can't even look at small tittied porn in Australia

Now this

Where did it go so wrong?

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>>57147889
>i don't let her get drunk too often as she gets wild and forces me to eat her pussy

I was just thinking about something like that, like what if everyone on the internet was assigned a unique number/key (ie. a static IP), which would be unforgeable (public keys etc), would the benefits (no more logins? bans being issued directly to the user? internet crimes being easily traceable?) outweigh the drawbacks (big data, botnet, loss of anonymity) ?

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>>57147889
>She is also 11 years younger than me
You lucky bastard, I could totaly despise you

>I met her through an MMO actually it seems there is a lot of younger woman who are single playing mmos
>tfw I play Quake
Hope you're right because I might start playing MMOs just to met a qt slav

>>57147333
They're all fat and angry it's true.

t. Britbong

>>57148023
>both cucked countries that banned guns
coincidence? i think not.

>>57147889
fuck, how do I find chicks on muh MMOs

What happened, what's the post that got deleted that everyone keeps replying to

>>57149779
It was this guy
>>57147889

Saying he doesn't like uk women so he married a slav

oh and politics is fucked or something

I'm extremely high rn so correct me if I'm wrong

>>57148023
>small tits meme
Literally untrue.

>>57149779
IDK. Did say something about brtitish girls being fat cunts

>>57147295
I've always though British people are faggots for allowing and even embracing this kind of bullshit

Rest in pieces Britain

>>57148104
>>57148104
The fact that you have to ask this question at all maximizes my concern for the worlds future.

>>57147295
I'd just use my seedbox to torrent it then stream it via plex

>>57147636
its gonna be really funny for those who view loli and trap porn thats for sure.
>either the police arrests you for watching "bad" porn or if you have political power they blackmail you to shut the fuck up and be a good pet.

XDXDXDXD NOTHING TO HIDE :^) XD

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Why do Brits have such a hard-on for mass surveillance?

I would emigrate as soon as possible. The UK has a habit of ruining things. I've honestly never heard of people more detached from reality. People don't want this garbage.

>>57147636
>but seriously, what is UKs problem with porn?

It's degenerate

>>57151108
Because if they didn't their pet middle eastern popcorn men would pop a lot more often.

>>57147295
Easily, South Korea is much worse. You need to enter the equivalent of their SSN to watch porn and even after that what they get barely qualifies as softcore.

>>57151396

Which is why they all know how to torrent/use proxies from the age of 8

>>57151396
Also South Korea's system exists and the UKs doesn't.

>>57147636
>all the porn sites operating in Britain
>in Britain
So... just go to any other site ever?

>>57148023
That was a proposal by a single person that never went through.

>it's a uk vs porn episode

>>57151396
You need a ssn for the majority of sites from SK

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>get a VPN for like the price of a bic mac per month
>UK ISP sees nothing but an encrypted tunnel to some other country
>DNS never hits UK servers
>watch all the porn you damn well please
what's the problem here?

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You know where to head, mates

I've been prepared for years to rip on you guys when you get here. Got the bbq ready and all.

>>57153228
>50kbps, 20 gb data cap

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>>57147295
>UK government proposes issuing Britons with unique porn-viewing ID numbers

>>57147889
Why do people see eating the pussy as something bad?

>>57153247
this isn't even untrue

>>57154436
because they secretly prefer cock
also pussies are fucking disgusting it's barely less gross than rimming

>>57154436
Depends on the pussy

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>>57147889
Jesus Christ.

>>57147333
No, this is what the UK was always about.

Proper social order.

All shall be proper, none shall be riffraff
All shall follow the morals of the queen
All shall have the faith of the queen
All shall be safe and friendly, all shall go about things through the proper channels

How else can you be civilized if you result to primitive things like self defense and pornography over courtrooms and courtship?

>>57154436
God put it as far below eye level as possible for a reason

>inb4 fedoras
do not question the biotechnological capabilities of your alien overlords, mortals.

>>57153247
This is true if you're on wireless capped internet 4G plans. After you hit the cap it crawls to 64 kbps or kB/s whichever is the slowest.

>The UK government says it wants to stop people under 18 from looking at pornography, and so it's going to make all the porn sites operating in Britain collect some kind of age-verification in order to make this happen, on pain of being blocked by the UK's Great Firewall.
Yes, let's limit access of porn to teenagers, because we all know teenagers will not try to access porn or have sex as much

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>>57147295
>the UK

As a britbong I am fine with this.
I have nothing to hide from queen.

>>57147295
>boingboing.net
Not clicking that shit nigga

>>57147472
this

>>57147295
Now combine that with the man under a protective order for having "rape" sexual fantasies despite never being convicted of anything.
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2016/08/19/john_oneill_sexual_risk_order_it_consultant_insane_sec_ban/

>>57153192
Their attitude this stems from. Also they actively ban vpn providers nationwide so you actually need basic understanding of computers

>>57151629
fkken savd

>using CUPS
autism

Just like the shitty points based alcohol card, this won't fucking happen it's just shitposting.

Kek. And what would they do if you're the one that want to get raped?