ITT: Tech horror story thread? >be 17 >Go with my dad to

>>57139548
Sounds more like the problem was with craigslist or humanity instead of tech

hmmmm....

>get home
>Scrub the fuck out of every peripheral
>take the case apart
>bottom filled with ciggy ash
>boot it up, dumb cunt hadn't cleared his hard drive.
>go onto his history for shits and gigs
>scrolled down. HARD femdom and crossdresser porn.
>not trans porn. crossdresser porn.
>Was initially freaked out, but It's his fetish, whatever.
>After a while found... "Photos"
>Pics of him dressed in women's clothes spreading his asshole.

>Friday evening
>Get a call from work to say they lost internet access
>Troubleshoot remotely, power cycling the firewall fixed the problem
>11pm
>Get another call "Anon it happened again, we restarted 20 minutes ago and it's crashed already"
>Go to work
>Stay there until 4am swapping out the shitty netgear firewall with a back up unit
>Different firmware versions so couldn't export and import any tables
>Monday
>Back up firewall has started locking up in the exact same way
>Company finally bins the lot and replaces them with load balanced fortinets
>Starts buying tp-link switches though
>quit job

Short story:

>Be about 5 years ago
>Friend wants me to reinstall Windows XP on his old piece of shit computer
>Decide to look around
>Find close-up pics of his hard dick and some nudes of his batshit insane gf (perfect tits but the rest of her is 3/10 at best)
>Find video of them fucking in a hot tub
>Reinstall Windows and don't mention anything to him

>>57139786
i had similar experience, I was roommates for a year with a guy I knew since we were 15. He used my laptop pretty regularly, one day I found a bunch of his selfies and dick pics and called him out, "don't leave that shit on my fucking computer" etc

then another time he left his gmail logged in and I snooped, dude was responding to m4m ads off craigslist

nothing wrong with being gay, but holy shit I didn't know they still made closet fags

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>be 18
>first IT related job
>fixing desktops, laptops, whatever for some rich pajeet who doesn't know dick but somehow runs a successful computer repair shop
>months go by and Pajeet is always late with my paycheck
>still living at home so it's not like i'll be evicted if i don't get paid timely, but still
>customer comes in with crazy expensive gaming PC
>wants to upgrade to SSD, more ram, vidya card, etc
>total cost is like $900
>Pajeet calls in, says he won't be able to pay me my last paycheck and that he's moving shop to a better location 40 miles away
>owes me at least 1200 at this point and i'm not about to commute 40 miles for this job
>tell customer that his PC will be ready in 24 hours
>take out dude's hard drive
>leave it on Pajeet's desk
>take PC, monitors and whatever else I wanted from the shop and didn't look back
>get text from Pajeet a few days later saying the guy is threatening to sue him if he doesn't return his PC
>mfw Pajeet can't pin anything on me because i took the DVR too

>>57140463
Kek

>>57140463
Funny story but you probably shouldnt have stole the guys PC just shit from the store

>>57140510
That's true. But then again, he probably wanted pajeet to get in trouble, because fuck this.

>>57139632
Sounds like a regular /b/tard

>>57140463
lmao

>>57140502

Got more if anyone's interested

>>57140510

The only thing that's not replaceable is data, so I did the "right" thing by leaving the hdd. Pajeet wants to fuck with me, I'll fuck with him.

>>57140561
Sure.

>>57139548
>yesterday
>come home
>switch on PC
>overclocking failed
>whatever, this sometimes happens on boot, but if it boots is rock stable
>restart PC
>monitor breaks
>fml

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>Roommate buys "refurbished" laptop off of ebay
>"Freshly installed copy of Windows 7"
>He gets it, asks me to look at it and install some security software for him
>check processor power and ram, all seem good
>open My Computer, or whatever
>C: drive is like half full already
>time to start snooping
>open Pictures folder
>Hundreds of pictures and videos of some black dude's cock, taken from the webcam
>allofmysides.webm
>roommate loses his shit
>Upgraded him to W10, actual clean install this time.
I should have saved that folder over to his W10 version just to fuck with him...

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>about 2 years ago
>work a shitty little local pc store
>customer comes in
>"my computer is overheating and shutting down"
>hands me a new CM Evo cooler and wants me to install it
>ok easy job
>open computer
>caked on smoker dust fucking everywhere
>clean it out completely and installed new cooler
>boot up everything seems fine, need a password to check temps and run stress tests
>get password and instantly greeted with a desktop full of shemale porn
>NOT EVEN HIDDEN, just jpg files all over the desktop of chicks with dicks, or dudes with boobs whatever
>call customer "everythings good"
>comes and and try to keep a straight face while processing transaction
>$150

Seen some weird shit but that one was the funniest

>>57140879
> NOT EVEN HIDDEN
Well, if it's their private computer, why would you need to hide it?

A friend once used my computer while I stepped out. Came back home and he was acting really weird. A few drinks later asked him why. Turns out he found my porn folder.
> He said, 'anon, what's with all the gay porn?'
> My reply, 'what did you expect? I'm gay'
> Him, 'yea, but I wasn't expecting there to be gay stuff. I just thought you watched the dude i normal porn'

>>57140977
Dude was like 18 living at home, his dad paid for it so i had to stare his father in the eyes knowing full well what his son has all over his pc

>>57140879
did you saved copy for yourself?

>>57141481
Nah but i think i have a screenshot on my old thinkpad. I'll check later for shits

>>57141022
Well, it's not really any of his dad's business who's his son fucking, is it?
Americans are fucking weird when it comes to these things.

>>57141564
What if it is? Dad raised him hoping that he will be a granddad someday. If his son shares a house with him, if the dad pays for his son, then he have a right to know.

>>57141629
Childrens aren't property, they're individuals.
Once your child is 18, he's major. There is no right to know, this goes against the right ot keep your thoughts private. Being related doesn't mean you get special rights over other people.
Finally expecting things from your offspring is fine and dandy since being a degenerate isn't the norm, but it doesn't mean you're entitled to anything.

>>57141629
Seriously, you sound like a person who's also all right with "sister and mom broke my thinkpad I bought myself"

My parents never spied on me, 'Murica is weird

>>57140820
That's a unstable overclock faggot, better have no overclock at all

That sound something that a 14 year old would do

>>57141657
>children aren't property, they're individuals
Not in America. Minors are considered property of their parents. Once they turn 18, children are considered individuals.
Also, more greentexts please.

>>57142229
'Murica! Land of the Free™

>>57141661
This greentext story is so fucking frustrating to read, thanks for the reminder

>>57142229
Pretty sure that's not true and even if it is, you shouldn't let your own moral code subscribe to such stupid shit.
If you do go full retard and use your childrens as slaves.

>>57142417
No it's not, it's cheap bait.
Anyone who gets triggered by it is a underage or manchild.

>>57142495
If you weren't triggered the first time then you're not right in the head

>>57140603
Guy probably gets all those upgrades for free now lol. Unless Pajeet is trash water and fucks around .... oh wait

>>57142538
Whatever helps you sleep at night beo

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>>57140977
>watched the dude i normal porn'

>>57142538
How could his sister even use his Debian laptop without a password? There are so many holes in the story.

>>57143482
Because it's fake, there was even a thread after he posted it with screenshots of that thread where he laught about how pissed people got about the story, you could crealy see (You)'s to his posts.

>>57143482
its just newfriends trying to fit in, dont be mean

>>57139548
>since Jesus left Chicago.
thanks for that OP I'm going to steal it

>>57139632
post em on /b/

link thread here

>>57141678
It only fails UEFI checks. Once the OS is loaded, it passes every stresstest you throw at it, as long as you want

>>57139548
>rm -a
That's not a thing senpai

>>57140838
reminds me of the time my brother bought a laptop
>be around 2011
>brother wants to buy a cheap ass laptop for some reason
>goes on craigslist
>finds some dindu selling his laptop
>brings it home later
>smells like weed
>boot it up
>windows vista
>open pictures
>graduation ceremony for some nog college
>picture of blunt
>50 giant black cock pics
>pictures of his lil nig
>video of his lil nig
>video of him fucking his baby mama or some random hoe
>god awful yellow tint/green tinge to their dick and her asshole

>>57143552
>implying any of this happened

>>57144152
>implying anything is actually real and we don't live in a computer simulation