What programming language is the most philosophical? Just like

>>57132172
~ATH

Everyone with enforced oop.

"We construct a list by putting parentheses around it
but it's the NIL at the end what makes it a list"
-Tao Te Ching, on Lisp Programming

LOLCODE

>>57132211
>oop
>philosophical
Pick one.
It's as primal and easy as it gets.

>>57132172
Anything functional is like haiku.

Lisp obviously

>>57132981
>It's as primal and easy as it gets.

>There are these two young fish swimming along, and they happen to meet an older fish swimming the other way, who nods at them and says, "Morning, boys, how's the water?" And the two young fish swim on for a bit, and then eventually one of them looks over at the other and goes, "What the hell is water?"

>>57132172

Perl, of course:

study, write, study,
do review (each word) if time.
close book. sleep? what's that?

sleep, close together,
sort of sin each spring & wait;
50% die

print STDOUT q
Just another Perl hacker,
unless $spring

>>57132172
Lisp. Lisp is a way of life that also happens to work has a programming language.

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>>57133556

eval eval '"'.


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>>57133556
>>57133917

How about some Ruby..?
:)

Time

:work 
each day until 1 or 2
:just_work

now = Time 
.

now

now ? 
now.

monday??
now.

friday??

now: :work: :work: :work

>returns ":work"

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>>57132172
in my 3rd world country , they taught us pascal programming in computer science subject , it was the most fun 2 hours in the week . writing those simple algorithms and translating them to pascal and beating all my other classmates in time was so fun

>>57133556

BEFOREHAND: close door, each window & exit; wait until time.
    open spellbook, study, read (scan, select, tell us);
write it, print the hex while each watches,
    reverse its length, write again;
    kill spiders, pop them, chop, split, kill them.
        unlink arms, shift, wait & listen (listening, wait),
sort the flock (then, warn the "goats" & kill the "sheep");
    kill them, dump qualms, shift moralities,
    values aside, each one;
        die sheep! die to reverse the system
        you accept (reject, respect);
next step,
    kill the next sacrifice, each sacrifice,
    wait, redo ritual until "all the spirits are pleased";
    do it ("as they say").
do it(*everyone***must***participate***in***forbidden**s*e*x*).
return last victim; package body;
    exit crypt (time, times & "half a time") & close it,
    select (quickly) & warn your next victim;
AFTERWARDS: tell nobody.
    wait, wait until time;
    wait until next year, next decade;
        sleep, sleep, die yourself,
        die at last

>>57134071
LEMME SEE YOU WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK