/csg/ Chink Shit General

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fuck 7kt and fuck ingram

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Reposting from the old thread: Would it be retarded to order potassium nitrate from China? I can't really get it from local sources, planning to make a KN/SU rocket.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/500g-Food-Grade-Potassium-Nitrate-KNO3-Preservatives-Use/32731052345.html

I'm still looking around for a power bank to charge my laptop that has no usb-c.
There are some power banks that advertise to have 9v/1.6A or even 9v/2A output via USB and I'd like to know if they'd work if I used a usb to DC cable to connect the power bank to the laptop?

>>57131635
Again can't you. But some stump remover. K is the main ingredient

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Something's not right here.

>>57131656
link?

>>57131656
sup, fire

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Small Daniel Wellington for my sister arrived, it's 36mm and the strap is 18mm.
Comes with an extra batt in case it runs out, thanks chinks.
Also I can't give the link because as always, they closed it. But you can just look it up with "36mm dw watch" on Ali.

>>57131656
Yeah.
Supfire!?
What kind of stupid battery is that!?
The obviously shopped that name!

A friend of mine wants to buy Redmi Note 3 Pro.

Was it Goldway that somehow could avoid tax and such? I can't seem to find anything about it on their storepage.

>>57131656
well yea, accoding to tester the battery is dead

>>57131715
Yes, if you choose "sellers shipping method". topone too if you use DHL. flosmall has EU customs insurance as well.

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Hi, I'm new to chink shit. Is it normal that packages do contain dangerous articles prohibited by legislation like mine?

>OP read my comment about using some fresh OP images

Thanks man

>>57131763
Great, thank you

>>57131653
If I could I probably wouldn't be asking!

>>57131779
I see

>>57131686
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/battery-tester/32440725145.html

Someone here who has made the switch from 5.0 or 5.1 inches to 5.5 inches? Redmeme owners perhaps?

I'm going to need a new phone soon and most of the ones that are to my liking have 5.5 inches. That's why I'm wondering if 5.5 inch smartphones are "too big" for one handed use and for carrying around. thanks a bunch.

>>57131826

unless you're a manlet there is no problem. I use a nexus 6 with one hand

>>57131826
I've made a switch from Nexus 4 (4.7") to OP3 (5.5") No regrets so far, I can use it with one hand relatively well.

What's the name of that bluetooth car thing that goes in the cigarette lighter hole?

>>57131826
I've had 3.5", 4.7" and 5.2" and 5.5", and some sizes in between.
4.7" is good, but 5.2" is ideal if the bezels are small, like the LG G2.

5.5" is also fine if you've got relatively big hands. My hands are not bitch-hands, but they aren't big either, and I could easily deal with the LG G4, but smaller phones are more comfortable.

>>57131826
5.5" phones are for bigfoot tier freaks of nature. If you're normal sized it's waaaaaaaay too big. 5" is already pushing it.

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I often buy these. Good for cycling, yard work or just being out in the sun for extended periods of time

5.0 or bigger phones fall right out your hands for no good reason. get a case

t.bigfoot hands

>>57131978
If 5" is "pushing it" then your hands are donald trump-tier.

>>57132020
Fuck off sasquatch.

>>57132020
They're yuge

>>57132012
Are those for your legs or your arms?

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No idea what this is because I have so much cheap Chinese stuff in the mail right now

>>57132012
those are some weird angles for a dicksleeve.

>>57132042

They're for you cock, fucking dicklet.

>>57132042
These are for arms. I haven't bought any leg ones yet

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>>57132056
Still am not sure what these are going to be

>>57132116
Party supplies. Stringers maybe

>>57132116
beads maybe?

>>57132116
It's your anal beads anon, you remember.

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Requesting ideas for chink shit goodybags again.

What shall fill these boxes with?

So far got these tea bags that won't fuck up my insides real good I swear: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/50-PCS-Secret-Gift-Pu-er-200g-10-Different-Tastes-Chinese-puer-Health-Care-Cooked-Raw/32605263751.html

>>57132116
urethral play

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Lel

>>57131910
>>57131937
>>57131974
>>57131978
thanks for the opinions lads. hope it goes well with the RN3P.

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>>57132129
Maybe a party for ants

>>57131826
This >>57131978 is the correct answer. Don't go higher than 5" if you can.
Anyone that needs a bigger than 5" screen, doesn't want a portable device, he wants a tablet to consume media at home.

>>57132149
BMCV

>>57132149
You should buy a latex pigeon/horse mask for each of them.

>>57132149
Lighters

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Aliexpress you suck

prove you aren't a poo in loo

http://www.strawpoll.me/11454232

>>57132149
Search "anime" on Ali and get some cheap toys as stocking stuffers. You can get tiny figurines of pretty much every property for next to nothing.

>>57132266
dear friend, get rekt

Cathy

>>57132306
>not including "Scandinavian"
3/4 of this general are oil rich Scandinavians trying to keep as much of their oil gold as possible.

>>57132325
Cuckold isn't a nationality.

>>57132339
Then why include Americans? :^)

>>57132339
what are Asians?

>>57132306
>captcha
kys.

>>57132149
Really depends on the recipients, but: multi tool, gloves or socks in interesting prints, wire organizer, pens, coasters, stickers, Christmas ornament, keychain, I'd just be wary of name brand goods of popular characters because they usually look like cheap chinky knock-offs

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>>57132325

Anon with the sorta bricked Redmeme here - I spent 7 hours in the Xiaomi discord and tried to restore my telephony without any success. I'll be buying a flexible phone holder arm and use it as second screen/media center in my bed.

rip dream

>>57132367

found the lithuanian

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>>57132149
Some of These

>>57132409
>second screen/media center in my bed
jack off center?

>>57132409
Just take it to a local repair shop and spend $50 to fix it sheesh.

>>57132149
Stainless steel drinking straws

>>57132367
Captcha stops your VPN spamming? Good to know

>>57126415
They sell those cables at gas stations were i live

>>57132481
Same here except they don't cost a buck

>>57132481
Same they cost like 7 here in Alberta

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>>57132149
How about These

>>57132323
dear Cathy

your products suck

I'm thinking about buying a Meizu M3 Note, has anyone here ever had one? How was/is it?

>>57132570
Please being patient

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ARE YOUUU READYYYY ?
http://www.gizmochina.com/2016/10/18/xiaomi-launches-299-yuan-45-mechanical-keyboard-87-keys-aluminium-body-tts-red-switches/

>>57132555
that's pretty cool tb.h

>>57132616
shit
knockoffs when

>>57132616
every keypress is transmitted to xiaomi servers

>>57132639
Worth it

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fuck yeah

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/GENNISSY-Soviet-Emblem-Pattern-CCCP-Military-Hip-Flask-Black-Leather-Hip-Outdoor-Sports-Portable-Drink-Flasks/1924290_32655120706.html?spm=a2g01.8041047.0.0.nNd1yp&sdom=101.442.501.0_32655120706

>>57132659
is small container for small girl
real man drink vodka from bottle

>>57132639
>>57132651
everything for the party!

damn it, jsut thought i'd like to buy me some mech kbd for xmas...

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>>57132678
>not carrying a flask

post your wish lists

>>57132879
I wish my family stopped being dysfunctional

still no chink shit today

all 3 packages i ordered from ali that have sunyou tracking have not arrived, several packages i ordered weeks after already arrived shipped with china post or epacket with no tracking

last tracking data on earliest sunyou package, 9-30 said arrived in US shipping complete in 1-7 days
been 19 days now and still no chinkshit
maybe my post office is holding them?
sunyou has to be the worst fucking chinkshit carrier, these chinks can't estimate for shit
but it got to the US quickly , but other packages already arrive why is the post office so slow to deliver sunyou?

>>57132879
http://my.aliexpress.com/wishlist/shared.htm?groupId=3101731542

anything that can be used to silence a keyboard - non mech... ? some rubber shit underneath the caps ?

>>57132116
fireworks, anyone ever order fireworks?

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Inclined-Plane-Arcade-Joysticks-Cases-with-2-Buttons/1020342_32746990641.html

No one has bought this but it should be fine right?

>>57132422
what does it do

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>>57132959
They're false white eyelashes for my Halloween costume. I'm dyeing them to match my wig with ink diluted in alcohol since I could not find the color I wanted

>>57132976

are you a grill?

>>57132976
No grills allowed

>>57133012
>>57132990
>thinking there are any actual girls on this board

>>57132729
>not carrying 2l at all times

>>57132012
Why would you only buy 1 sleeve? I don't get it.

>>57132990
>>57133012
google mardi gras, it's a homo thing apparently

>>57133026
I have small hands I can't fit them around a 2L

>>57131691
Enjoy your crooked dial, anon.

>>57133043
Its a pair. But you can buy only one from other venders

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Got some more chink shit today
98 cent ps2 to USB cable from AliExpress
It works but not with the 1.49 cent USB hub I bought on my android lollipop tablet
Bought this chinknshit for a pi zero but no way to test it on the pi cause these chinks are late sending my mini HDMI to HDMI adapters

>>57132990
If I say yes, no one believes me
If I say no, people assume I'm a flamboyant gay man

>>57133114

LONDON
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>>57132678
>carrying a bottle around
Just drink it in the morning before you go outside.

>>57133114
I, I want to believe

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Two of these for alternating days. What is the minimum temperature for these to operate?
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/housefire-12V-20000mAh/32563201661.html

>>57131768
Google translation gone wrong I guess

>>57131768
Completely normal. All China suff is mildly cancerous

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bought some led lamps from our red friends, powered them up upon arrival, lasted about 5 minutes, then kaput.

although they are led based, they seem to give up a lot of heat. I expected to be cool while powered.

anyone tried similar led lamps? whats your experience?

>>57133400
Maybe you gave them too much power

>>57133438
the socket and lamp are standard, for 220-230V/50A, I only replaced the previous 30W bulbs with these ones

>>57133216
>https://www.aliexpress.com/item/housefire-12V-20000mAh/32563201661.html
>link literally contains the word "house fire"
it's like they're not even trying anymore

>>57133477
I suppose They're just garbage

>>57133491
major kek

>>57133477
Order them from Gearbest next time. I've ordered 5 or 6 from there and they've all worked fine. The only one I've got from Ali was DOA.

t b h though there's so much scope for chinkery with these things and the lifetime cost is so low that you may as well go and get a legit one from das Conzentrationslager des Hauses or whatever you call it in Germany.

Is this good for a windows tablet? http://www.gsmarena.com/xiaomi_mi_pad_2-7770.php

>>57133523
the finish quality is like in the image, they do not look very cheap.

seems weird that someone setup an entire factory, designed the product, chose plastic types, hired people etc to build them, only to forget to test them for more than 5 minutes

this defies the logic

>>57132616
>Habeeb Onawole

>>57133491
you can literally write anything behind the numbers retard

>https://www.aliexpress.com/item/im-retarded/32563201661.html

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>>57133094
Can I put this in my urethra?

>>57133581
That's why you then setup a temp store sell as many as possible then disappear

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Anon with the curren chinkwatch.
Wearing it a few days for now.
+No toxic smell
+No marking off, even when get slightly wet
+Seems to stay accurate
-The wristband has crinkles now where i lock it in

Would by again for 8€

>>57133540
I'll checkout gearbest and Obi (wan kenobi) Lager nearby. I assume nether gives any warranty for lightbulbs

>>57133540
gearbest has the same exact model http://www.gearbest.com/led-light-bulbs/pp_52553.html

should I assume that this is the original one? the price is similar too

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>>57133724
Gearbest doesn't give out a meaningful warranty for anything and it's probably not worth pissing them off by threatening a Paypal dispute for a couple of bulbs.
You may be surprised by the warranty a proper shop will offer for LED bulbs.

>>57133689
Nice focus

Anyone know how long the AliExpress appeal shit takes?

>>57133872
gearbest seems just another aliexpress clone. paypal is worth the money in such situations, dishonest merchants need to assume the responsibility.

still, for 20 bulbs bought, which might be defective from the start, I do expect warranty.

>>57133114
I'm happy this is the current state of affairs

Still looking for a gaming device. Any recommendations?

Gonna do a trip next year, Kinda want to record
Xiaomi Yi or the new 4K? dunno if it is worth the increment

>>57133635
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH URETHRAL PLAY SO WACKY RAWR XD!

had to get that out of my system

>>57134305
An used PSP

>>57134305
Just use your phone.

I'm aware this isn't the most apropriate place to ask, but which rom world you recommend for redmeme3

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>>57134347
If your budget can stretch to it then the 4K one.
Not for actual recording in 4K because that's a meme, but it will allow you to crop the video without any loss in quality at 1080p for when you fuck up your framing, which you will do with an action camera for obvious reasons.

http://qz.com/771727/chinas-factories-in-shenzhen-can-copy-products-at-breakneck-speed-and-its-time-for-the-rest-of-the-world-to-get-over-it/

>outjewing the jew

>>57134645

kikestarter BTFO

>>57133400
You should watch with those. I remember a few months ago an anon almost had a chink LED bulb go up in flames

>>57134305
A phone with an 8bitdo or Xiaomi gamepad and Retroarch

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Bought a Mixza 32GB USB 3.0 drive from GB. Pretty disappointed with the shitty write speeds and the plastic which says 'Mixza' looks like its about to fall off. I don't recommend it although its fine for my usage,

>>57134880
go away pedo

>>57134880
>no shark

Anyone ever buy one of those LED growing lamps? Specifically the volcano? Or any advice if they're super shit?

>>57134926
for weed?

>>57134880
nice operating system, what window manager is that?

Here's a good deal. I got 4 braided cables for 80 cents USD
http://s.aliexpress.com/Bj673MBj

>>57133094
What a coincidence, I've just bought a Pi Zero as well. Hint - you don't need an HDMI adaptor:

https://gist.github.com/gbaman/975e2db164b3ca2b51ae11e45e8fd40a

>>57135007
where

>>57135007
I just ordered them as well. I do by no means need more micro USB cables, but whatever.

Thanks for the tip

>>57135062
At that link. It's $19 off $19.01 and they have kontrol freeks and stuff too

>>57135007

vicky 2.0

>>57135168
Got it. Thanks for the heads up, I could always use extra micro usb cables. Here's hoping we don't get chinked.

>>57134981
Cheers mate. It might not be recognizable as I've added come custom mods, but it's actually mspaint.

>>57131609
best earbuds under 25 $/€?

>>57134270
How is uncertainty good?

>>57132068
Curved for her pleasure

>>57134016
>left Hand posing for chinkwatch
>right one operating phone
>on bike riding without hands
>couldn't even Set the Focus on the watch while doing so

Wew lad, what a faggot. Am i rite guys?

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>>57131609
How bad are these fake f91w watches?

It's only a dollar but if it's absolutely horrible I'd rather not waste my time

>>57135405
Just get an original, they're cheap.

>>57135433
20 aud last time I checked.

I've seen a few below that but seller reviews make me question if it's legit or just an overpriced fake.

>>57135405
Get the original. I got one, just to replace the broken strap of my original one. The fake is slightly worse in build quality and inaccurate as fuck. After like a week it's already running 7 minutes ahead. The only positive is the led being brighter and you can set it to any color, but not worth it for having an inaccurate piece of shit.

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Something is outta place here...

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Bloks-HALO-action-figma-Anime-Figures-Cartoon-Star-Warrior-model-decoration-accessories-collection-gifts-home-articles/32738993971.html

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>>57134880
That reminds me, the USB 2.0 Mixza 16 GB isn't great.

How good are chink tablets? Is Xiaomi the way to go as far as reliability is concerned? I just need something that'll last me a good amount of time

Does anybody have reference of the power bank Xiaomi ZMI PB810, didnt see anything on the wiki

>>57135389
hop off your bike you dumb cunt

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>>57135724

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>>57135007
>>57135093
>>57135168
>>57135205
I got two of those cables and an eye toy to use as a web cam so Mao can see what I'm doing at all times. Total was like $2.70.

What are the chances that this is a major fuck up?

>>57135405
Get a real one unless you're looking for that color specifically. They're super inaccurate and just not nice to wear.

>>57135469
Got one from ebay for 6-7 euros or less.

Can you use a coupon on ali more than once from the same seller

>>57133689
>wearing for a few days
>seems to stay accurate

I can tell time off of the sun with a stick accurately off of those requirements you colossal numpty

Is this a good deal? Looking for something to use in my bedroom

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/YG310-Useful-Home-Office-Portable-Mini-Pocket-Size-Projector-LCD-Movie-Theatre-Video-Projector-For-PC/32736926442.html

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PSA: Don't buy the Somake 7.1 sound card, it will kill your fucking headphones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zv4C0dpLCWY

>>57136140
wow

i don't know but i'm buying one now

let you know in april 2017 when it finally arrives

>>57136148
Based and thanks for the heads up, don't want a shitty chink sound card killing my headphones.

>>57136140
>Native resolution 320x240

Probably not worth it. You'd probably only be able to see anything from it in complete darkness anyways

>>57136188

If that one is shit, then what am I looking for in terms of resolution? I just wanted something cheap and simple to put up in my bedroom

I just bought some Xiaomi Hybrids on GearBest, should I be worried?

>>57136222
You did gud, not sure why you'd be worried.

Can I make a second ali account and order more from the same seller with coupon?

I'm looking for some ear buds in the <25$ range. A few I am interested in are the Xiaomi Hybrids, KZ ED9 , or the KZ ZST.. If you have some input, or in site let me know..

>>57136324
ED9 for controlled bass and some soundstage
Kz for boring
Hybrids for mad bass

If you can spend 10 more, you can get Senfer UES. Sound miles better than the cheaper chink memes

>>57136312
As far as I know coupons are attached to the account you got them with, hence the menu for My Coupons on ali

>>57136324
Z I R C O N
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>>57136719
But it's a storewide coupon

>>57136742
Do you have a code or does is it just pop under your coupons? If it's a code I'm sure you can use it on any account

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What's that site where you can find crazy coupons for Ali?

Also, best chink projector?

>>57136794
Chink protectors are All pretty garbage. You'd be better of buying an older used one that still has bulb replacements.

>>57136324
I own the KZ ED9. I originally had the Xiaomi Piston 2 for 2+ years and needed to replace them after they died. The KZ ED9 come with two nozzles that give a bassy and a clear sound. I do like the sound of the KZ ED9 mostly because their trebble isn't harsh like the Piston 2 and such, I can listen to for longer periods of time. The wire does tangle more than the pistons just to let you know. I want to try out the QKZ S6 iem soon, but I am hesitatent to order them. Need to do more research before I sacrifice my 5 usd for some cheap cheap earbuds that I hope sound decent.

Ordered Redmi Note 3 Pro from geekbuying in Sept 29. Arrived to my door on Oct 10. Had a nexus 5 before and this phone is like 2x faster. The camera does suck as everyone says, but everything else is an upgrade to the nexus 5.

Unlocked the bootloader via the official method with xiaomi directly, which took only 1-2 days. I told them I was a developer, and they unlocked it like that. Even got a text message telling me it was unlocked. Flashed cm13 and voila brand new GSM phone in the US. Running on T-Mobile. Everything is great. Total cost $156 + $9 insurance.

Would I do this all again, and will I do it again in another 2-3 years? Yes.

>>57132161
Link?

>>57136987
Forgot to mention, the battery is the best part. Went to a bar Sunday, with fantasy football app running for 2+ hours. Used only 3% of my battery somehow.

Guys i am new to chink shit and i want to buy something but i need your opinion. We talk about a decent amount of money which i rather not burn without being sure it's "safe".

Can you give me your opinion on this?

https://it.aliexpress.com/item/XCY-I7-INDUSTRIAL-COMPUTER-4500U-DUAL-CORE-HIGH-PERFORMANCE-3D-GRAPHICS-WITH-HDMI-PORT-GOOD-QUANLITY/32491701349.html?spm=2114.010208.3.201.rkofH9&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_3_10065_10056_10068_10055_10054_10069_10059_10078_10079_10073_10017_10080_10070_10082_10081_421_420_10060_10061_10052_10062_10053_10050_10051,searchweb201603_3&btsid=fa6d20f3-4f27-413c-b595-e3854470b6ed

any cheap meme chinkshit found recently i can order?

>>57137119
Not a recent meme, but the. sun wifi SD card reader. Flash OpenWRT on to it and use as travel router, Piratebox, spoofed AP, etc.

>>57137118
Oh my spagetti! Listen here Luigi, if I were you, I would be very careful ordering expensive stuff from China. Normally here on /csg/, we usually buy little things like cables, mousepads, earphones, and other novelty items. Shipping is usually unrelavble for most countries recieving shipments from China. In some cases, you can recieve china stuff from local Warehouses. Learn more about the manufacture behind the computer. I wouldn't spend any money without knowing 100 percent that the company will stand by their product and the product in question won't burn my house down. Start ordering small things first.

>>57137251
*reliable

What is the status on cheap sunglasses? If they are a couple bucks, should I take the gamble on getting Chinked or should I just buy from a store?

>>57137118
Look for something similar that has some reviews for it already

>>57137251
Thank you kind sir! Legit reasons i reed.

Luigi out!

>>57137299
Do you like eye cancer? Because that is how you get eye cancer.

>>57137299
Sunglasses are fine, read the wiki.

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Anyone ever had any issues with a Xiaomi 10,000mah? Considering using my GoodBoy points on it.

>>57137369
>>57137383
Interesting answers. Fuck it, these are so cheap. Should I do it?
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/High-Quality-2016-Sunglasses-Men-Polarized-Men-Driving-Mirrors-Coating-Black-Frame-Eyewear-Male-Sun-Glasses/32741937164.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_3_10065_10068_10069_10017_10080_10082_10081_10060_10061_10062_10056_10055_10054_10033_10059_10078_10079_10073_10070_9942_421_420_10052_10053_10050_10051,searchweb201603_3&btsid=6a65fce9-25ca-497e-902a-df22e49ee43e

>>57137408
Just get one, I promise it'll blow you away

>>57137444
So you're saying it's the BOMB?

>tfw you find ten buck in the street

I FEEL RICH
TIME TO BURN THIS FUCKING MONEY ON SOMETHING USELESS

>>57136614
>>57136836
What's a good price for the KZ ED9? How low can they usually get when there's a sale?

>>57137509
give the money back jamal

>>57137299
I have bought a pair some years ago

Got no problems though I live in a really sunny country in the summer

>>57137537
To who?

>>57136148
what usb sound card can i use now
there must be something what about the sabrent

>>57137443
Do it

>>57136312
only if you have a different credit card and address to pair it with

>>57137444
Any downsides?

>>57137580
Your community

>>57137443
he's right about the eye cancer though. shitty plastic dyed lenses with no UV protection actually make your eyes dilate more as its darkened and then let more UV into them

wont necessarily give you cancer
but cataracts are pretty common

>>57137612
fuck those bitch ass niggas
i am gonna blow it on some chink tenga eggs

>>57137643
Also acceptable

>>57137589
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1v1jtHz4C0
Sabrent met a similar fate to Somake, cutting corners to save pennies

>>57137609
downside is it could be fake
or whatever country you're in will have problems with shipping lithium cells

worst case scenario is you have to use DHL to get it into your country who then procede to fuck you over with taxes and then you get a fake

>>57137523
Around 12 USD, though I think they may have been cheaper on Aliexpress

It looks like AliExpress will be my source of New 3DS replacement parts. This'll be my first time using this sort of site, and the wiki makes it seem like a safe bet, but I'd feel retarded if something went wrong because I didn't bother to double check here. I've got two total newb questions:

1. Wiki says no Discover; does that imply MasterCard is accepted?
2. Should I go for the ~$30 screen, or the $16 screen with a single fuzzy picture? Ebay has them all at $50, and I'm pretty sure the $16 option will end up burning me for being too miserly, but it is tempting.

>>57137669
I'm buying from Gearbest, who I've read usually don't deliver fake Xiaomi banks. Also in the U.S, and never had problems buying batteries.

>>57132961
I may be interested in one of these in the future. If you do buy one of these, do you mind reviewing it here?

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>>57137664
is it some great chink conspiracy to shit up all usb sound card at the same time

i am aware that this bait and switch is a common tactic among chinks once they have god marketshare and reputation
but there must be one maker out there that wants to steal back customers with a good product

from that video it seems that the sabrent just provides less power. does it actually kill components? because if its cheap enough it might still be decent to buy even if it offers less power

>>57137703
Don't bother wasting money on USB sound cards and get a Neewer phantom power. Podcastage is completely right on his closing statements if you made it that far through the video, USB sound cards are a waste of money and a band-aid while you get something better.

>>57132957
You can actually go to your dentist and ask for a baggie of those little bands they put on kids with braces.

>>57137638
>>57137597
>>57137570
Guess I'll go with some cheap chink stuff. Will find a better seller though, that 1 feedback score is just begging me to get CHINKED.

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>>57137687
>>57132961
wow was going to make one of these but this is so much cheaper than if i commission it locally

are there any wooden ones?
what about decent buttons or joysticks on ali?


https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2014-New-Computer-PC-USB-arcade-joystick-gamepad-game-controller-joypad-plug-and-play-eight-small/32344021603.html

>>57137681
Most Ali ones will be the same thing from different venders. You might be able to score a working OEM used one on eBay though

>>57136148
>tfw I opened mine up and actually have an old one even though I only got it recently
>tfw I never use it because it's still sounds like crap either way

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>>57137733
I actually ordered these with seem to be the same knockoff as the ones you posted

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2016NEW-Vintage-Sunglasses-Women-Men-Brand-Designer-Female-Male-Sun-Glasses-Women-s-Glasses-Feminine-Goggle/32673025645.html

I received them in about a month
they came in very good condition. unbroken. not a single scratch on the lens or body.
it came in a simple plastic bag with no case or lens cloth.
they look a bit feminine when you wear them so i gave them to my girlfriend.
I have no way to tell if they are really uv rated or polarized
they are very lightweight. the lens feels like plastic, not poly carbonate or acrylic or glass. other than that it looks decent

its very cheap, so no reason not to buy them
in my opinion its better to just put out a little extra money and get something way way better.
i spent about $10 more and got one of the vethidas
just put out the extra money and get something with a study body(metal or something) and a good lens

>>57137819
I might wind up going with something more expensive. I had a pair of Foster Grants that were fucking great but I lost them on a hike. I have a habit of losing sunglasses so I can't really justify going expensive with them.

>>57137757
I've been looking on eBay; in fact, I only recently stumbled on to Ali. All the screens that are the type that I need (apparently New 3DS XL screens come in two varieties, and mine needs to be the nicer IPS version that also sports a higher price-tag) clock in at around $50 on eBay.

>>57137835
https://veithdia.aliexpress.com/store/223089

this store seems to have nice stuff.
the brand has a proper website and stuff
I can't vouch for them yet as they are still in transit
I bought 2 from them, one for me and one for my girlfriend
even if they are just decently good it will still save me a lot of money compared to the last ray bans i bought her

>>57135007
Damn, they took down the cable.I really hope they don't try to chink us or do some bullshit where they never ship in the hopes you cancel.

>>57137884
stock probably just sold out

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What do I say csg

>>57132149
Things I would like to see:
- iron on patches
- a shitty mp3 player
- cheap watch
- arduino clone
- tank top (one of the ones with a ridiculous design)
- a lego minifigure (something weird like Marx)
- notebook/pen/mechanical pencil

Where are you selling chink goodies?

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>>57137884
they took down all their items in the story and sent message to cancel the order

>>57138071
They really love their emotes

>>57138058
Do I let it be?

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>>57137884
>>57138071
wat do

>>57138058
>>57138071
>>57138108
well they'll probably go out of busniess
which is a shame since they did have decent items in the store

chances are they won't ship out any of the items at such a huge loss and just close down the store instead


rip chen, say hi to vicky for us

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>>57138058
>>57138071
>>57138108
don't be a cunt

>>57138108
You can punish them for fucking up by waiting or just cancel the order. Either way guy aren't getting anything.

>>57132012
Link me fampai. Not sure if I'm doing it wrong, most of the ones I find have logos.

>>57137842
I would honestly buy the cheapest one from a venders that's been selling for a fairly long time unless I could confirm that what's being sold on eBay was actually pulled from an original 3ds

>>57138133
>>57138122
>>57138124
I'm feeling sorry for them and i'll probably cancel the order since they wont ship anyway

how do i guarantee i get the discount they are offering if i cancel

>>57138124
Vicky a cute

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>>57138108
>>57138124

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R.I.P. Chen

>>57138156
You can't. You'll just have to trust them. Just send them a message after placing the order. If they refuse you can always cancel/fuck up their ratings/open dispute.

Well I hope I make the news for this at least.

>>57138219
they removed all the items from their store so you probably cant even buy another item

WHY ARE SHARKS STILL SO EXPENSIVE

Will I get my money back for cancelling?

>>57138242
because we keep buying them like crazy
supply and demand

we are reaching critical mass for a bait and switch
now that they have built up a reputation they are going to switch out for cheapass flash memory

>>57138247
yes, choose "other" and some reason there they will refund you

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Cableanon reporting back in with sly chink smiles

>>57138135

http://s.aliexpress.com/uYZBj2Er

>>57138253
Should I buy a money or donut instead?

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>>57138298
back when i was in highschool all the emo girls ad the black version of these to hide all the scars

i think i have a fetish for them now

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Wow this will be so useful!

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>>57138372
Donut or mingsford

>>57138388
Kek

>>57138388
better than $0 off

>>57132616
>10keyless
>Not 60%
Fuck, almost perfect.

>>57138392
>Mingsford only 2.90 cheaper on GB
>Donuts aren't on GB
Well that's stupid
Maybe I'll just get a Zebra card since 32gb is only 13

>>57138141
How long is "fairly long"? The store selling one at $16 has been around for about a year (Nov 2015), and the ones in the $25-$30 have been around since 2012-2013.

I guess a savings of $10 isn't really worth the risk of getting scammed, though. I'll just bite the bullet and go with the $25 one from the 2012 store.

>>57136794
What is this image

Has anyone used a exp gdc beast for an external graphics card?

>>57137746

>Spending $200 on a chink joystick of questionable quality when you can buy a reputable one with sanwa parts for the same price.

>>57138280
chen wants the d

>>57138526
Sounds good. Good luck.

http://www.gearbest.com/memory-cards/pp_401840.html

These mingsfords any good? Cheapest 64GB card I can find at the moment.

>>57138861
yes

>>57138861
Gskill cost 16 on Amazon.

>>57138902
Mingsford are 13 though. And I have a few GB points.

>>57138902
>putting gskill anything into something you own


https://www.amazon.com/G-Skill-Class-MicroSDHC-Adapter-FF-TSDG32GA-C10/dp/B00CGY9VO4?th=1

>>57138941
Wrong listing.

Also Gskill gets the first pick on nand, even before companies like corsair. They currently make the best ddr4 with no competition. Pretty much the Nvidia/Intel of the memory world.

>>57138058
just cancel it and choose other reason, you cunt.

there are other stores in Ali to buy from.

Fucking entitled laowai pieces of shit

before i made review marathons. like 6-8 products.

Now i have stopped posting them because these threads have become shit.

>>57138219
Fucking idiots. Alipay keeps the money, the seller wont get a cent until the buyer has confirmed delivery of the item.

If you cancel the .05 cent order, Alipay will refund you the .05 cents in about a week.

Being a complete and utter shitstain to the seller because "sorry we're out of stock / cant ship" just makes you look like an utter piece of shit.

>>>57129750
GBA, mainly.
Something like the GameBox but with a better battery and build quality.

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Is it normal for air travel to take a week with these things? My order was "shipped by air" from China 2016-10-12 and there still hasn't been any status change. AliExpress Standard Shipping if you wanna know. My first chinkshit order too.

>>57139184
yes nig they send it by strapping chang to a propeller that is going to travel around the pacific just to deliver your minuscule package.
this take a long time

>>57139095
i told them i'll dispute with ali if they don't ship it

>>57139213
I wish I had your balls fampai

>>57139225
>i wish that i was a nigger like you

>>57139197
Oh so the plane is making some kind of world tour with all the cargo? Isn't that inefficient af? Well if it's normal then okay, whatever. I was assuming it takes 2 days max for air mail.

I finally fell for the meme and ordered a fountain pen from gaybeast, I'm guessing it'll arrive in about 2 or 3 weeks, it was only $4.50, so I'm not really worried if it doesn't. However, something happened and I paid for it without signing into my account, is there a way to fix this? it says that the information was already in my paypal account, which is true, but I'd like to see the actual order on my gaybeast account if possible.

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Ordered this classy 3€ watch to go with a suit. Will report once received:
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Brand-Luxury-Watches-Men-Wristwatch-40mm-For-Men-Women-Fabric-Strap-Military-Quartz-Clock-Reloj-Mujer/32529166171.html

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>>57139257
>I was assuming it takes 2 days max for air mail.
>2 days
>chinkshit

THIS DUDE

>>57139184
Its gotta go through your local country's airport, customs, receiving, post, etc. Once its on the plane it should hit customs fairly quick.

>>57138124
>nothing hotter than a girl with a jobby job
let me holla

>>57139257
The plane isn't landing at your house. Free shipping means slow trucks and warehouses for the rest of the trip.

>>57139257
well i'm involved in global shipping so i'll give a sort of rough explanation of how they do it

they basically sort of toss your package in with cargo thats sort of heading in the same general direction. and basically if you do this over and over it eventually reaches the correct country.
seriously

>>57131609
I tried ali once and it took weeks to get what i ordered. I'd rather pay a dollar more and get it in a day from Amazon prime.

>>57139348
thanks for letting us know that you are an impatient faggot.

>>57139348
why don't you just sign over your bank account to our jewish overlords while you're at it
ohh wait...

>>57139305
What is that smiley thing?

>>57139380

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taiko_no_Tatsujin

>>57133216
i alternate mine as well. they work fine at 98.6°

>>57139380
It's an animated taiko drum from Taiko:Drum master. Which is a series of games that are the japanese equivalent of guitar hero.

>>57139348
it's usually a lot more than $1 difference, especially when including the amortized cost of prime (do you make more than 100 orders in a year?)

but yeah, i recently got fed up with aliexpress demanding scans of my credit card statement and shit when i've made a few perfectly fine orders already. haven't tried again yet, but i am tempted to just use amazon.

When is the Redmi 4 coming out? I want to get the 3S because it's 5". I don't want the RN3P because I'm a trap and can't handle large phones.

what's a good digital tablet that I can get?
preferably the cheapest one you can draw with.

>>57139684
post boipucci

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>>57139684
>I don't want the RN3P because I'm a trap and can't handle large phones.
iktf

>>57139257
more like 2 months lel

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Chink SD cards just get better and better

http://www.gearbest.com/memory-cards/pp_372046.html

>>57139684
I love the RN3P

>>57139935
Shark > T-Rex

>>57139684
But can you handle large dicks?

>>57139940
never tried a real one before

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>tfw the €1 mouse actually arrived

>>57140087
I feel happier when the super cheap stuff arrives because I'm so sceptical it'll arrive at all.

>tfw 1c aux cable arrives

>>57140087
Well, how is it?

Best chink thermometer/hygrometer?
There's one for like 1.80 on GB but not sure if it'll leak battery acid on me or not

>>57140087
thoughts?
if good, link?

>>57140338
the cheap ones have shit hydormeter you need to tset the accuracy of that. Bigclive has a nice youtube video of it.
My guess is that 3-5$ are the best.

>>57140274
>>57140359
Blue LED, scroll wheel is on the silent side, clicks are relatively loud. Works fine, it's as good as my cheapass Logitech M100.
It's quite small though, best suited for women. I'll probably gift it to my gf.

The listing is still available, the shipping to Bulgaria took 11 days.
http://www.ebay.com/itm/331905871538

anybody got experience whit this keyboard? how is it?

MOTOSPEED Inflictor CK104

http://www.gearbest.com/keyboards/pp_298472.html?wid=3

>>57140087
running your prints

>>57140404
its great
>asking about the biggest memes

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Making a new thread

>>57138058
invite Vicky to come live in the US with you, if she brings you your order.

>>57140379

>To Bulgaria

My нeгъp

Have you ordered something with a value above 20$ ? I'm kinda worried that customs might stop my Kingdian SSD if the chinks didn't write a lower value on the package

>>57140570
нищo нe cпиpaт лeл. Caмo caкo cи cyпep бeз къcмeт.

>>57140570
All the time. If the tracking number ends with -CN, you will never have to pay customs. If it ends with SG, NL, HK or CZ - there is a small chance to pay 15.50BGN + 20% of the labelled value.

>>57140570
Not that anon, but I ordered a redmeme 3 and they didn't ask me to pay anything.
I have a shark on the way so we'll see if that was luck.
.t fellow son of tengra

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>>57140596

>>57140612
>>57140610
>>57140596

Wait, are there four Bulgarians itt right now?

He cтe ли нa paбoтa бe

>>57140622
At work, but not working. Kekklekekeke

>>57140622
нa paбoтa cъм. But i cant still shitpost

>>57140637
>>57140630

ЛOЗEHEЦ
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Also, what's the fastest you've ever had something delivered?
Current record is 10 days for a Xiaomi power bank off Gearbest

>>57140673
някъдe тaм 1 ceдмицa зa нoж oт GB

>>57140673
I don't remember exactly, 2 weeks or something.

>>57140622
>>57140630
>>57140637
>>57140673
>тфв ми плaщaт дa шитпocтвaм

Ha нeщo извън EC бeшe 11-12 дeнa cъc CГ пoщa. Mнoгo ca бъpзи дa ги e.a

NEW THREAD

>>57140730
>>57140730
>>57140730
>>57140730
>>57140730

>>57140673
once took 4 days for a dongle
really impressive for standard air mail to nl

So, I was thinking of getting a Redmeme.
Question is, do I wanna go for the Note 3 Pro, or the new Note 4?
The Note 4 is only a dozen bucks more expensive, but there are reports of it having a worse camera, so I'm not quite sure.

Holy crap! There is an actual Daniel Wellington watch store on AE, right now. But, their prices are outrageous, as they're charging ~$45 for our old-standard meme-watches. What the hell? Are they pretending to be REAL DW watches?

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/2653020

good chink 60% keyboard?