What's your excuse for not owning the best smartphone

>>57033267
You didn't check these dubs

I'm not autistic

>>57033317
>using android
>not autistic

nice try

>4"

My Oneplus One is doing me quite well, and I have yet to find a reason to upgrade to the Oneplus 3.

>>57033267
I don't want to support unethical working conditions.

>>57033267
I don't need to check 4chan and Twitter when I'm in the tramway.

I need to exploit and maintain security breaches (e.g. jailbreak it) to use torrents or both pentest and uncensored software

>>57033406

The majority of US smartphone owners use Android, Anon. Are you under the assumption that over one hundred million Americans are autistic?

the majority of 4chan uses android

wait a second he might be on to something

>>57033267
because I already broke my hand with the iphone 7.

>>57034207
>torrent
>phone
never will i understand you people?

>>57033267
I refuse to use iOS 10

>>57034253
Torrent is about distributed, uncensored data sharing. File-sharing is a side effect.

I was thinking about distributed networks such as Bitmessage, Zeronet, or Freenet as well.

I don't buy anything I see uploaded to /g/

>>57034447
I meant that large files sharing was a side effect, my mistake.

>>57034223
the majority of US uses iphones. Android is more worldwide but who gives a fuck about those other countries.

>>57033267
I just don't care that much. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>57033267
>shitty version of touchID
>subpar front camera
>no force touch
Not even close to best.

>>57033267
But my phone's already better than the iPhone SE. My next one and the one after that will be too.

>>57034580
>meme features

who gives a fuck

>>57033267
I don't know, I keep buying iPhones for some reason

>>57034199
so you don't own a phone or a computer & posted this from the library or something

>>57033267
best is subjective and I can't find one to meet my requirements
>shockproof
>waterproof
>microsd slot
>usable in Canada
>removable battery
>13MP camera or higher
>4-5" screen
>less than $350

>>57035539
Oh, and
>battery life at least 48h SoT

>>57034259
It's not that bad as long as you don't use the default music app

>>57033267
Poverty.

>What's your excuse for not owning the best smartphone on the market?

It fails to meet my use case, which includes a large removable upgrade battery and card storage.

I box my phones so styling is irrelevant. I holster them so thickness is irrelevant. I don't even remember what my most recent phone looks like.

>>57035553
You have just literally trucked out a list of features, which aren't really found on any phone at any price, and then assigned an arbitrarily low price that the market doesn't support.

What you should have typed is "I want a unicorn for $10, and I'm an unreasonable idiot."

But I do, and the 5S and 5. I wish Apple made a 16:9 version of the 4S with smaller top and bottom bezels. The 6 series was disgusting.

>>57035897

>You have just literally trucked out a list of features, which aren't really found on any phone at any price, and then assigned an arbitrarily low price that the market doesn't support.

Welcome to /g/. Steve Jobs was right, consumers are dumb plebs who don't know what they want.

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>>57033267
Will the clickbait ever stop?

>>57035948

>clickbait

Wrong maymay, retard.

>>57035909
All it needs is a couple bubbles and fins and it'd be the Homer car.

>>57033267
It's not the Samsung Galaxy Note 4.

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/thread

>>57036108

You're a bit late Captain Autism. Is the 'iPhone thread alert' alarm in your command center not working?

>>57036297
What?

>>57033267
I don't care about phones, convince me to switch from my sony.

was thinking of buying one, but they go for upwards of $600 new in my country

no fucking thanks

I could get a fucking nexus 6p for less than an SE. Only thing the iphone has going for it is imessage and better snapchat experience

If they dropped the SE to $400 new, then I would strongly consider it

macs are great, but iphones are only really memes for Americans and South East Asians

>>57034223
well yeah, they voted for obama and now theyre voting for Hilary

>>57033267
i want encryption that works

>>57036108
damn, you were slow this time

>>57036822
what?

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>>57033267
I'm thinking about getting one, should I? My main concern is I won't be able to play Playstation 1 games on it

>>57036954
Using a touchscreen to play console games is a really bad time anyway

It didn't meet my needs. I like being able to use high quality wired headphones while charging, and I like watching .webm

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solid 9/10 phone. apparently you'll be missing some features like forcetouch but I've never used them so it doesn't matter to me

>>57037031
>>57036822
are you mistaken? the SE has the 3.5mm jack

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>>57037174