So I just did a fresh Windows 8.1 installation. Everything has

Manually install a convenience rollup. It's already botnet anyway.

Windows Update is known to shit the bed, use WSUS offline to install updates instead
Also Microsoft released a patch to the updater a little while ago, look it up

>>57031503
Something's fucky fucky with the updates. But let it run. Took me about 2 hours to find all the updates on a fresh install.

>>57031599
>>57031549
I looked up WSUS offline, it seems kind of sketchy, but I'll give it a whirl if the updates arent being found after a few hours. Thanks.

>>57031669
WSUS seems to be legit. And I'm sure their botnet < wangblows botnet.

>>57031503
download windows update diagnostics & run it

>>57031503
>Windows 8.1
Shit.
http://download.wsusoffline.net/

>>57031669
>worried about sketchy things
>uses Windows

Have you already installed all the 56556^10 C++ and .NET runtimes?

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>>57031503

>>57031669
I use wsus offline routinely in my line of work, and I can verify that it works, and it works better than the internal windows update client.

On a box not even connected to a network, I can go from a fresh windows install to fully updates in about half an hour.

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>>57033767
here is another

>>57031503
The June\July update rollup works on W7, can try for W8

https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/kb/3172614

>>57033830
>I can go from a fresh windows install to fully updates in about half an hour.

On a box connected to a network I can lay down a fully updated image of any current windows OS in about half an hour.

>>57031503
nigger, its ok! it does that, the same to me before i went to win 10!