Impressive resume anon, however I have one simple question for

>>57024377
How can you expect to be my boss if you don't know this?
Fuck off I'm out of here to find a real job with people who know what the fuck they're talking about.

>>57024377
a base with data ;-DD

>>57024392
Heh, nice

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>>57024377
ohh fugg mister :DDD u got me

>>57024377
A better question is what isn't a database

>>57024377
A piece of software you giant dumbass

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>>57024441
>database
>a piece of software

It's a military base with a data center in it. Next question.

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>>57024377
Excellent question. It really makes me think.

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It's a table with data, usually secured with permissions.

>>57024377
A collection of tables

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A large properly formatted data file...or a puppy.

A botnet.

My penis

>>57024377
>what is a database
wow
o
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>>57024377

Dbms and data.

organized persistent store of data

>>57024377
it can be defined as a centralized place to store data and meta data in one coherent format

>>57025455

But what is a data?

>>57025473
data is plural form of datum

>>57025473
>what is a database
Information

>>57025473
Ah, sorry mister Jaden I haven't recognized you straight away.

>>57025501

So if data = information and database = organized persistent store of data. Does that mean, that my shit is also a database?

>>57025515
Yes, you are right, nice thinking.

>>57025515
Shit = NoSQL DB

>>57025515
>>57025546
>>57025559

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NoSQL?oldformat=true

>A NoSQL (originally referring to "non SQL", "non relational" or "not only SQL")[1] database provides a mechanism for storage and retrieval of data which is modeled in means other than the tabular relations used in relational databases.

>>57024377
>wearing suits
>dress code
>2016
Avoid such company, otherwise you're a slave and subhuman trash.

>>57025501
data is NOT necessarily information.

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>>57024377
LIVING ON THE DATABASE DATABASE DATABASE

https://youtu.be/yP0xadUT4mo

>>57025586
>being professional is bad
dude we need a slide in our office lmao

>>57025625
>professional
>suits
Holy shit, you don't even understand what professional means.
Suits are for brainless corporats

>>57025780
t. millennial startup trash

>>57025780
>BigCorp Inc offers you lots money to make something simple as fuck
>you show up in jeans

And that's who you fuck yourself out of lots of money for easy work.

The right approach is just to wear a suit when appropriate. I like my current company's approach where if I'm at a client's office, or meeting a client, then I'll wear a suit (no ties - ties are for tryhards). Otherwise, no point wearing a suit if it's just people you work with around.

>>57024377
A base for data.

>>57024377
Ur mum :DDDDDDDD

>>57025867
>company telling you how to dress
>working in IT
pick one, faggot.
>>57025856
>trash
I probably earn more than you, your parents and your friends all combined
It's just most IT employers here in Europe treat their workers like normal, free human beings. They skip the bullshit part (dress code, daily meeting jerkoffs and this retarded corporate language) so we can actually focus on the job that needs to be done. If my company decides me and my colleagues need to wear suits we'd fire ourselves the same day.

>>57025910
>company telling you how to dress
>working in IT

What the fuck? Stop posting anon, you're embarrassing yourself.

There's a reason North America absolutely shits on the rest of the world in IT and software dev.

Also PLENTY of the tech companies are liberal in this regard, you have 0 idea what you're talking about.

>>57025939
>There's a reason North America absolutely shits on the rest of the world in IT and software dev.
Top kek, especially in case of shitty non-specialised software for Android.
If you agree to be told how to dress you're a slave. Go suck some corporate dicks, maybe they'll promote you. Kek

>>57025910
>bullshit
>daily meeting

clearly never worked in development before

>>57025895
/thread

>>57026023
>Top kek, especially in case of shitty non-specialised software for Android.

Haha holy fuck. No wonder Europe pays horribly in tech and just about every other serious professional.
You faggots are delusional.

Come to any American city and you will see the swathe of Europeans that work here in IT.

>>57026023
It's okay anon, someday you might get to work with clients important and influential enough where your reputation and impression actually matters.

>>57025910
>thinks daily scrum is a bad thing
>no solid agile processes
Enjoy your shit tier product management fuccboi, come back when you have some actual knowledge of software development

>>57026073
He obviously works in some piss-poor shithole country, because I've worked in both the US and the U.K. in dev teams across a range of platforms and industries, and any worth shit were nothing like the other anon described.

>>57024377

A database is a platform of context, look at the pen you're holding while stroking your tie, staring at me. Phallic fixation. Look at this open folder and the look in her eyes. Context is everything, impressions can be deceiving. Deception is the essence of warfare.

>>57026073
Daily reminder that murika outsources most software development jobs to india and low-cost european countries.
>>57026076
Unless you're the support hero or a business-tier employee responsible for negotiating with the client you SHOULD NOT work with the client.
>>57026086
>agile
kek, another corporat.

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>>57025895

>>57026121
Enjoy having people pay you €0.5 for your shit tier software that lives in defect purgatory.

Are you actually saying that developers shouldn't interact with users? I seriously hope you are baiting big time. On the most base level, the product owner should be interacting with the user as much as possible. I'd love to see how you extrapolate your users' needs without ever talking to them.

>agile
kek, another NEET.

I'm fucking happy in my corporate job - I work with clients on technologies you couldn't fucking dream of touching sunshine.

>>57026178
Why should I enjoy it?
>I'd love to see how you extrapolate your users' needs without ever talking to them.
That's the management's responsibility, not yours, you stupid fuccboi.

>>57026208
Why should you enjoy what?

Um, maybe in 1980, yes - not following any contemporary software development practices.

But it's pretty common knowledge that information gets lost in translation, and the user's needs turn into a big game of Chinese whispers in that model of requirement engineering, and by the time there is a design or spec in front of you, the simple code monkey, the solution is not even what the user wants or needs, and your project is dead before it's even on its feet.

Have you ever actually been part of a team that has made a single piece of software people actually use? You're talking about how what you deem "corporate" is poor development practice, but you're saying there is such a construct as "management" in your idea model, and that it is apparently superior to the flat hierarchy of agile self managing teams. Surely you see that your approach there is significantly more corporate?

>>57026305

you don't seem very "fucking happy" in your corporate job, keep chasin that high, it's a personal walled garden

Anyone work at a tech startup?

They seem like fun.

>>57026363
How exactly do I seem unhappy? I don't plan to stay here forever - I'm happy with what I'm getting because that's the reason I'm here - experience with high profile clients in areas that would be impossible to get into without working in this kind of environment. That's my basis upon which I plan to then branch out and start my own company, the brand name of where I work is pretty key in building the credibility of my own company in order to attract good clients.

There no such thing as a "technology person" who doesn't work as a business person also. You work for a business. If you don't realise that your job exists solely to fulfil a business need, then you're just not very aware as a developer.

>>57026650

all good, you got the jist and you're on a roll. some humility would do you good

> I'm fucking happy in my corporate job - I work with clients on technologies you couldn't fucking dream of touching sunshine.

You don't need to justify everything and least, above all your happiness. bigger picture plz, step on the wrong shoes... keep that aura goin but it can be offending just be aware

>>57024377
>A database is a catalog of attributes organized with relations yaddayaddaydda

You should probably be asking what is a DBMS instead.

>>57026782
I get a little touchy when people shit on someone for working in the corporate without knowing their motivations anon.

Obviously that approach is moderated to a much greater extent when talking to people not on an anonymous imageboard.

>>57026782
An aside node, humility is something that, at least from experience, tends to get pushed to the side in the consultancy industry as there is the constant need to self promote when competing against other consultancies and even within the firm for desirable bids/projects/anything

>>57024377
>interviewer doesn't understand basic terminology

Uhh Its like a big truck, a truck where you put other trucks in and uhh stores and access trucks. It gets clogged when you have too many truck trucks trucking trucks at same time.

you're waifu a database