ITT: describe embarrassing stories of you needing to tell someone

>having to tell ANYONE my password over the phone
THE LIVING FUCK OP ARE YOU BRAIN DEAD STUPID?

>>57020539
you must have a poor imagination if you can't think of a situation where you would need to

>>57020518
BOSCO

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f_f5hwzHJSc

All my passwords are random characters between 12 and 26 characters encrypted in a keepass database so i can't tell my passwords even if i wanted to.

Also this >>57020539

>>57020518
>mom calls me
>"power just went out and i need to finish up important banking things online, whats your password on your laptop"?
>footfucker69!

>>57020518
You must be over 18 to post here.

>>57022512
How the fuck she gonna do anything when power is out motherfucker

>>57020518
>call dell tech support
>"street shitter" is my password hint
>call ends the moment he realizes what he's about to hear
>have to call back three more times before I get someone else
>he laughs

>>57022632
>what is laptop battery
>what is 4G mobile internet

his story is true faggot

>>57022682
Your password is techsupport?

>>57020657
i don't think it's the fault of our "poor imagination" if you're telling people passwords over the phone. you're just an enormous retard.

>>57024186
what if it meant your mum would be stranded overseas for 1 week

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>>57022733

>>57020518
>starts thread
>doesn't contribute
Well, fuck you too, OP.

>>57024590
kek

My work requires us to change password every 3 months and not can't reuse anything in past 3 cycles.

So I just rotate fuckyou blackcock loosevagina and takeitintheass. I've had to tell one colleague once cause I need to access my shit urgently and I was on vacation in Japan for 2 weeks. Fun times.