It's already started happening /g/ . Mathematics is now

there was a guy who was working on some math proofs or something on a plane and they literally called security over. lemme see if i can find it...

>>57010586
oh here it is:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/rampage/wp/2016/05/07/ivy-league-economist-interrogated-for-doing-math-on-american-airlines-flight/

>in the uk
seams legit

>running a blog
its not the 90s anymore.

>terrorism
stop changing the definition of words you pedantic ass wipes.

>>57010586
They held my mate at airport security in America because and questioned him about suspicious books he was carrying. He's a chemistry student.

>>57010586
>>57010596
Do you even read the shit you post? Some bimbo thought he was writing Arab lettering or something and called security.

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>muslim bombers and rape gangs
>not terroridm

>looking at a secure website or ofeending someone on twittter
>terrorism

Britanistan, everyone

>>57010647
why are you having a conniption fit? this was just a related anecdote about people thinking all things math-related being terrorism.

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>Uk
United Kuks

missed the first crypto war, not ready for this one.

>>57011227
Who did they search? Van Hellsing?

>>57010567
>bait /g/: the stormtard edition

JUST

>>57010567
>Yurope
>freedom of speech

>>57012035
uk is not europe. educate yourself.

>>57011911
gotta keep those vampire gypsies out

>>57010666
>related
Actually it isn't

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>>57012058

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>he wants ISIS to defeat us with cyber

>>57012131
Remember? They did a thing.

>>57012430
Europe is a continent of which the UK is part. Europe and the European Union are two different things.

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>>57012058
>uk is not europe

>>57012580
You seem to forget that UK is an island, and therefore not part of the continent.

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>>57012610

>>57012610
I bet you think India is part of Asia too, huh?

>>57012580
>Europe and the European Union are two different things.
Exactly. Europe is between Ural mountains and west border of Poland.

>>57012610
In this way, Manhattan isn't in America.

>>57012610
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Kingdom
>The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, commonly known as the United Kingdom (UK) or Britain,[nb 8] is a sovereign state in Europe.
>in Europe

>>57012649
Who cares about India?

>>57012713
Is just another Illuminati conspiracy.

>>57012649
Not him but we actually call Indians Asians here. you call chinks asian, we call them chinks.

>>57012734
I know that. I wasn't talking about ethnicity though.

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>>57012667
>Europe is between Ural mountains and west border of Poland.
So this is Europe according to you

>>57012784
>he has no idea where Ural mountains are.

>>57012784
Go take a course on world geography or use google you faggot.

>>57012847
>>57012667
a mountain range isn't a valid border for fucking continents. There is no european continent, its just 'eurasia'
Maybe europe is a subcontinent.
But not really, its just a cultural/political/historic region, like the far east or india(which is also a subcontinent.)

>>57012889
Are you really that dumb, or just trolling?

>>57012937
>africa and asia
seperated by a very fine bottleneck of land. if you had a model of the continents in plastic, itd break at this part
>australia and anywhere else
island
>north and south america
isthmus
>europe and asia
LOL MOUNTAINS

Europe doesnt deserve to be called a continent.
This has nothing to do with european countries or cultures, it just isn't fucking distinct from 'asia' as a landmass.

hopefully the math professors finally all get locked up for spreading hate speech

>>57013041
It's about the tectonic plates. You're an ignorant idiot.

>>57013151
Continents and tectonic plates aren't analogous.

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>>57013151
>implying

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>>57013199
That's a simplified image for kids. Eurasian plate actually consists of 4 plates. Urals is where the European plate meets the Siberian plate. That's how the mountains came to be, it's an overlap in the plates.

>>57013151
So the middle east is a continent, as is nova fucking scotia?

>>57012649
some on, it's basic geography nothing to do with countries
earth->continental plates->different regions

>>57012121

This anon confirmed retarded. The article was quite related and I enjoyed it. Back to middle school boy.

>>57013252
>>57013252
So its a major subplate with a mountain range at the plate borders.
So it has even less validity as a continent than india, which is recognized in most of the simplified, 'major plates' images and creates a bigger mountain range. and is still only, as it should only be, a SUB-continent.

>>57013254
Yes, de-facto ME is a continent.

>>57013304
>de-facto
I won't say you're wrong there. But people like pretending there's a solid, objective number of continents, when there's zero working criteria that divides them up. The only criteria that'd work is tectonic plates, but as we've seen, that's the worst measure ever.

>>57011911
Kek

/g/eography

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>>57010596
Americans just find math scary and confusing

>>57010596
this was a good read!

>>57013452
because math is for smart ass elitist people

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>>57013452
That's some next level stupidity

>>57012610
Just out of curiosity, what nation are you from?

>>57014853

The greatest nation on earth.

>>57013291

No anon. You are the retard. The issue of encryption being treated as terrorism and a dumb broad being intimidated by differential equations are completely different.

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>>57012886

>>57013066
They'll be executed soon enough when they get rid of the intellectuals. Right after guns are banned.

>>57010633
>blog
>it's not the 90s anymore

Spot the underaged

>>57015037
>not using tomorrow style
fuck off, visitor

>>57012058
Oh dear. Someone hand this retard a map...

>>57015089
>muh dark as my soul design
Burichan or nothing at all

>>57015089

>use the edgy coloring scheme that harms your eyes

Are you 12?

>>57010586
>Weapons of math instruction
lol

>>57014876
Пpивeт бpaт! Кaк дeлa? (:

>>57014646

thanks mr. shark

>>57010647
>Some bimbo thought he was writing Arab lettering
That's even worse.

>>57012886
Africa begins at the Pyrenees
...and ends at the Danube

Fuck the UK. Good thing it will be one of the first places to get blown away when Putin launches the nukes.

>>57015238
>Dark theme
>Hurting your eyes
It's like you don't even browse at night, faglorg

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>>57010567
>Britcuckistan

>>57017530
I wonder if theres a dojin where she goes back to england and gets raped by a gang of wogs then jailed for hate speech/attempting to incite violence against immigrants upon going to the police.

How is germany on the matter of encryption?

>>57015037
thats' wrong

>>57012058
>>57012131
>>57012605
>>57015166
He's saying the UK does not represent the entirety of Europe, you idiots.

>>57013452
In 2007 a UK lottery had to be discontinued because it involved math and proved too difficult. Look it up, that's a little more relevant than something from thirty years ago.

>>57010567
wew lad
How long until I need to send all my traffic through SSL tunnels?

>>57013452
That isn't even math; that's just basic arithmetic.

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>>57010567
>UK
Lel, who cares...

>>57019159
No, he's saying the UK's not a part of Europe.

>>57010567
>>57010586
Yeah there was this little arab kid who worked on a clock at school and the school was evacuated for a bomb scare. Oh, but you fags don't care about brown people.

>>57016111
its fucking clickbait

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>>57019159
this is a safe place, I don't need this kind of protection, bye

>let me pretend be a other anon as damage control

@57020861 (me)
aparently code tags skips filter, I was just posting ironically and this shit warned me

>>57010567
Okay, what's going on is someone who was doing terrorist stuff got caught, and now they want to slap-on his using encryption on the accusations to get the biggest chance of prosecuting him.

I fully get why that's alarming. It is. It opens the door to criminalizing encryption itself. But that's not what's happening here.

The fact that the actual situation is alarming, but yet that you feel that you need exaggerate it by summarizing it as "doing maths is terrorism" is just really fucking stupid.

Let's discuss what's actually happening in reality, not the little dystopia that's going on in your head.

>>57010567
Thread theme.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1uYWYWPc9HU

>>57014646
Thanks Mr Shark

>>57021375
haven't heard that song in ages

>>57011911
kek

>>57019178

could a burger spot the difference?

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>>57010567
#Brexit

>>57010596
>https
nice trap

>>57010647

Ya dumb shit. THINK MORE

>>57010647
>Some bimbo thought he was writing Arab lettering
Well he was

>>57019163
People who understand maths do not play the lottery. A lottery actually selects for people who don't understand math.
You could make the argument that smart people don't eat fast food, but that's kinda weak.

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>>57013383
I'd say that you are just being an edgy faggot.

Continents can mean many things. One just has to clarify what kind of continents one is talking about.

Landmass based:
>Eurasia
>Africa
>Afro-Eurasia(Africa and Eurasia together)
>North-America
>South-America
>Americas(North and South America together)
>Australia-Oceania

World Region Based:
>Europe
>North America
>South America
>Africa
>Asia
>Australia
>Oceania

Tectonic Plate Based:
>Eurasian plate (which is divided into several sub-plates)
>African plate (which is divided into several sub-plates)
>Indian plate
>Arabian plate
>etc

>>57010596
This sounds pretty reasonable actually. Math, as you may know, is basically logic, and people who are capable of logical thought make poor consumers, and voters. There's no greater threat to the American way of life than a rational, educated public. We're talking national security here! I hope this guy does hard time. Maybe a decade or so in a prison cell will teach him to like football, and girls instead of this anti-Christian egg-head nonsense.

>>57026080
Too bad terrence "math god" tao is more retarded than the bottom 10% when it comes to anything outside math, including the likes of politics.

>>57025386
>>57013383
Not sure if lobotomized or inbred.jpg

>Make bomb
>Get arrested
>WOOOW IT'S JUST CHEMICALS LOLL
>CHEMISTRY IS TERRORISM NOW?! WTF?!
>/g/

>>57025386
I like her eyes but her legs are scary.

>>57020295

what the fuck does that mean

>>57020295
How is that related at all<?>
Not only this but the story actually goes like this:
There was a little brown kid with a history of pulling pranks, and a sister who pulled a bomb hoax, who brought a clock he took apart and arranged to look like a bomb into school, and after not getting a good enough reaction, set the alarm to go off during a class. The staff then followed proper bomb hoax procedure and called the cops, reporting a bomb hoax.
>Kid then gets lots of free stuff
>MURRICA

>>57026213
>Encryption is a bomb
My sides

>>57014897
do you think encryption and high level math aren't related?

is this really where /g/ is these days?

>>57025340
Smartest post I read on /g/ in the last few months.

>>57010567
Sheeeeit, I just enabled Let's Encrypt on my blog yesterday and got my A grade from Qualys SSL Labs
Am I a terrorist, /g/?

Thank doge I'm not browsing 4chan over https.

>>57026349
>Mathematics is harmless
My fries!

>>57026213
Explain to me why making a bomb is in and of itself terrorism at all.

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>>57010567
>some combination of numbers are prosecuted

>>57026405
/r/ing cwc with mega milk shirt

>>57026213
Really fires your synapses

>>57026405
>some combination of letters are prosecuted
>some combination of muscle contractions are prosecuted

I once had to do math. It was terrible.

>>57025358
I have a FCH in math and I buy a $1 lottery every week in hope of it helping my early retirement. So what if I throw away $52 a year? Some people throw away more in a week worth of booze or smokes.

>>57012784
You're from Murica, right?

>>57012784
That's not where the Ural mountains are....

>>57026456
You and 12 million other retards

>>57014646
thanks mr shark

>>57025386

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Europe, is in fact, Asia/Europe, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, Eurasia.

>>57025386
source of webm?

Mathematics was already deemed terrorism back when strong crypto couldn't be exported outside the US
Thankfully they repealed that but the damage was done

>>57010567
How soon is it till having a high IQ makes you a terrorist?

>>57012058
wut

>>57028320
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCp2iXA1uLE

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>>57026080

I like math and girls you gay autist.

tl;dr: you're not funny. die in a car fire.

>>57019159
>Trump only meant that you should grab a woman by her hand, not her pussy

>>57028404
Thanks mate

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>>57028372

You've got nothing to worry about either way.

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>>57013452
Obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MShv_74FNWU

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>>57028440
Jokes have no comical value when there's no context. If you had an IQ above the Kobe Bryant's jersey number you'd know that.

>You've got nothing to worry about either way.
Also, you've stated something which implies that I have both a high IQ and a low IQ, so your argument is invalid and illogical. One indeed does have something to worry about in a society that can label one with a high IQ as a suspected terrorist. If you had a higher IQ maybe you'd understand that, and this.

>>57028440
I also forgot to mention the intention of your post. Defending totalitarianism unironically is a sign of either a very useless mind or a police state shillcuck, but is both if the latter.

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>>57028560

Insecure much?

Anyone who brings up IQ in any conversation for any reason has a small penis/enlarged clitoris in my book.

Your logic is also flawed, but I don't have the crayons or time to explain it to you.

>>57028923
>>57028560

you're both insecure manchildren.

one didn't get the joke (the reference from "either way" is from both the likelyhood of you not having a high IQ and the likelyhood of it being considered terrorism) and the other pulls the "lul small penis" comeback like he didn't have anything else to say about the first' self-absorbed tl&dr.

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>>57029958

Another bite!

>>57030165

The "I was just trolling / baiting you hahaha" comeback... pathetic.

>>57030165
It's harder to be likable than it is to be unlikable, anyone can pretend to be stupid just for attention, it doesn't mean you should.