>ITT post your dream laptop Macbook air 13, but with some

i'm gonna assume that you're a female

I already have a retina macbook.

xps13

>>57006648
>3x usb 3.0, 1x usb 2.0
Why

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>quad-core ARM
>12.1 inches and thin like ultrabook
>24-hour battery life
>GNU/Linux out of the box
>full keyboard with ins/del/home/end keys in the upper right hand corner

>dream laptop
>touchscreen
For what purpose?

>>57006684
Yeah but think about the battery life

>>57006704
Are you daft?

>>57006709
the battery life is great

>>57006717
Are you punk?

>>57006724
Yeah but think about the battery life in >>57006648

>>57006732
Alright you got me.

I like using the touch screen on my current netbook for scrolling and stuff occasionally and it's nice to have.

>>57006702
What about virtualization

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ThinkPad x120e as a base
>the x220/t420 god tier keyboard
>docking port
>Ultrabay
>2 inches thick when closed with slice battery
>1920x1080 120hz TN panel
>i7-6770HQ
>4x8GB DDR4 SODIMM
>Quadro M3000M
>2.5 inch SATA3 slot, externally accessible
>2xM.2 NVMe storage
>M.2 802.11ad wireless
>M.2 LTE
>2xUSB3 and 2xUSB3 2.4 amp, all on one side
>fantasy ExpressCard using PCIe 3rd gen
>separate mic, headphone, and line out jacks
>dual 10GB ethernet
>displayport 1.4, VGA
>9 cell main battery, 9 cell slice, 3 cell ultrabay
>serial DB9

Someone post that pic of the /g/ phone, I feel like that's relevant

>>57007031
Oh, and an SD card slot and probably s USB c port as well

>>57007031
No dedicated gpu?

Oh please tell me there's a gtx 1070 or rx480 in the dock

>>57006648
It's called a Chromebook.

>>57007062
Which one?

>>57006648
xps 13 with libreboot and without proprietary blobs.

>1680x1050
That's a random ass resolution

>>57007123
Great for 13 inch laptops though.

>better than 1366x768 and 1440x900
>less pixels than 1080p so easier for the Intel Atom GPU

Thoughts?

>>57006648
I wan dat gurl doe

>>57007059
>No dedicated gpu?
>Quadro M3000M
There are different kinds of GPUs, not everything is about gaming retard.

>>57006648
A laptop that is around
13 inches
has around 8-10h battery life when doing simple work stuff along with music and video viewing
with a resolution of a 1920x1080 and hopefully IPS and with at least 120Hz refresh
good performance and can handle most simple games without problem and without heating up
CPU/GPU having max temp of 60 degrees.

>>57006648

I think you're gonna be very happy at the end of this month, OP.

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$350 Acer 7654 blows anything in here away.

Intel® Core™ i7-6700HQ Processor
Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 970M
RAM: 16 GB
Storage: 1 TB SSD

>>57007031
Acer 7654 wipes the floor with this.

>>57008147
Stupid meme

>>57006648
elly tran ha

>>57008292
real talk anon

>>57008323
2bh I'm contributing more than these 11'-13' inch retarded netbook idiots

>>57008331
wasnt being sarcastic. only reason im in this thread is for the op

>>57006648

XPS 13 with a quad core and flawless support for eGPU solutions.

Goddamn that laptop is sexy. It's a shame I would have to get the 15" model to get everything I want.

>>57007123

Not really. It was quite a popular 16:10 resolution for quite some time.

My 2012 MBP is the 1680x1050 model.

>>57008521
I never liked the bezels on the xps 2bh

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>>57008150
Yirl.

>13" macbook air with a few changes ;)
>99 year battery life
>quad sli 1080s
>8k screen
>ports everywhere
>mechanical keyboard
>has a built in ai waifu
>sucks my dick

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>>57006648
>Thinkpad X60s with 12,1 2732x2048 IPS LCD
>15-28W TDP Intel Core i5/i7 with Iris GPU
>3 heatpipes
>Type C power plug
>2.5G Ethernet
>NVMe M.2 PCIe x4 SSD
>Coreboot
>Good thinklight, optional keyboard backlight for those fags who cant blindtype
>U.2 2.5" SSD socket
>HDD caddy 40WH battery, same princile as an Ultrabay one
>2 Mini DP ports, 1 Type-C thunderbolt 3 + DP
>NFC reader-writer
>Built-in RPi-tier SBC with GPIO pins instead of Express-card slot
>manual mic, speaker, wifi and ethernet switches
>strong magnetic locks instead of ugly holes and hooks
>fucking better analog trackpoint stick, not that sh*taptics garbage

get on my level faggies

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>>57007163

>>57007163
Oh crap I missed the quadro. Sorry m8.

T92

>>57006704
Interacting with my waifu

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Pretty much just X1 Yoga straight up.
Maybe with at least the keyboard layout from 20-series Thinkpads, if anything.

>>57006648
The Asus UX303UB ultrabook I have is close to my dream laptop. i5 skylake-u, 1080p IPS monitor, upgradeable 2.5" drive, maximum 12GB ram, GT 940 for light gaming. A better laptop would be the next version if they have Kaby Lake, DDR4 ram and GT 10XX series graphics card.

I recently bought a Dell consumer-tier laptop through my school's bookstore because, well it's complicated.
Anyway
>i3 6100u
>4gb DDR4(One open slot, will be installing another 4)
>Serviceable HDD
>13.3" FHD IPS touch screen that flips around
>okay keyboard, okay touch pad although both are pretty shit

Anyway I fully expected to sell it and purchase something else in a few months but it's actually a really good machine. I'm really impressed with the U series Skylake chips, sure it's only roughly as fast as an i5 2520m but the laptop is very thin and light, with a great display, both things you're not going to get on a t420.

The model is the Inspirion 5000 13 2 in 1.

I want;

>12 inch screen
>8K screen
>Intel Xeon
>3 GTX Titan X's
>128 GB of RAM
>10 TB SSD
>macOS and Windows dual boot
>50 hours of battery life
>VR ready'
>Touch screen
>water cooled
>only 2 inches thick

Alienware laptop made by actual aliens with Alien Hardware (if there is any).

Yes.

> QHD (16:9) matte 16.4" display (non-touch)
> NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1080
> Intel i7 (Kaby Lake)
> 12GB DDR4
> 3x Type A + 1x Type C USB 3.1
> 500GB SSD + 1TB HDD
> Nice keyboard layout
> Average (or below avg) battery life
> Normal design (muh glowing gamerr laptop)
> Comes with a carrying bag with space for another laptop

>>57006648
MacBook Pro that's actually a workstation with OS X going back to being a powerful OS.

>11.6 inch 1366x768 IPS
>swivel touchscreen with active digitizer
>USB-c charging and 8+ hour battery life
>Skylake or newer i3, 8 GB RAM, 500 GB SSD
>backlit keyboard
>black matte finish
>...under $500

>>57006702
Is that an AUG?

>>57011169
14'' IPS 1920x1080 <2kg with 8 hour wlan surfing battery life and at least 6500U i5 and a 940M, good keyboard

for <1000€

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pic related with modern internals.

>>57012526
no

>>57006771
Why not just charge your laptop at night? I doubt you'd really be using it over 8 hours without power during the day.

>>57006648

>15" laptop with thin bezel
>3000x2000 resolution
>1x usb 3.0, 3x usb-c
>Skylake i5 with best possible intel graphics
>AMD dedicated midrange graphics card
>8 hour battery life
> <5 lbs
>MBPr's thickness
>decent key travel island keyboard
>smooth trackpad

>>57011169
You actually want 1366x768. Wtf is your problem?

>>57009282
Only good post, anything wider than 16:10 is trash for laptops smaller than 17"

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This, but with
>dual core MIPS64 CPU with multithreading
>8GB RAM
>240GB SSD
>100Wh battery
>slice battery option
>12.1" touchscreen 2048x1536 SED panel with digitizer
>pen cradle
>swivel hinge
>2x m.2 slots
>1x mPCIe
>2x USB3 A
>1x USB C
>2x FW800
>HDMI and miniDP
>GbE

And a dock with
>4x USB3 A
>2x USB C
>2x FW800
>1x FW400
>1x GbE
>1x RS-232
>HDMI
>VGA
>DisplayPort
>1x PCIe x16 slot
>Blu-ray burner

>>57012991
Oh, and a glass clickpad

An x220 whose case won't crack

>>57006648
I have an early 2015 MBA and the only thing I'm not happy with is the display quality (TN with a horrible bluish/purplish backlight and not even close to full sRGB coverage).

thinkpad x200 but with an up to date FOSS processor. maybe 1080p screen.
USB ports with higher amperage.

>>57006679
Nah no girls on /g/ only edgelady bitches make it as far as /b/ and they tend to stop there

THICCPAD G40 but with an i7 6700 and a GTX 1080 inside

>>57006695
Some phones and things update from only USB 2.0. So compability reasons.

>>57014003
If you're gonna have a dream laptop, why don't you just upgrade to a dream phone that isn't outdated?

>>57006702
>>12 inches
>>full keyboard

good luck

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Thinkpad X61 Tablet
2560x1920 at least 95% srgb screen
Wacom AES digitizer
Modern specs

>>57014436
Any reason you'd get this piece of shit instead of waiting and getting an acer 7564?

>>57012526
that's a Famas ya' ding dong

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>>57006648
Pocket yoga....

I want to relive those HP Jornada 720 days, but with modern hardware.

Also, fuck VAIO.

>16:10 or square 2k monitor
>8gb ram with i7 HQ version or i7-7500U
>good cooler
>M.2 SSD
>open processor / boot firmware
>decent dedicated graphics card
>built-in 4g modem
sigh, we'll never have it

>>57012776
what is YOUR problem? 11 inches doesn't need fucking 8k you absolute mong

>>57008292
Really? Damn I remember her tits being a lot bigger

>>57008136
>>57008147
You again?

50" screen
No less than 20 hours of battery life
Touchpad
Nipple mouse
Intel cpu nvidia gpu
10usb ports
Coffee tray
And chicken tendy warmer

>>57006648
I wanna smell her feet...

>15" 1080p IPS monitor
>some dual core xxxxM processor in a socket, replacable
>8GB ram or more, also replaceable
>at least 500GB ssd in an m.2 slot
>empty space for 2,5" sata disk
>large battery, I'd like at least 6 hours of battery life
>semi-decent graphics chip with gddr5-ram that is only enabled when plugged in
>keyboard with numpad, scissor switches
>touchpad with good gesture support, also three separate mouse buttons, that don't click, but kinda feel like keyboard keys
>build in wifi/bluetooth, all that yada yada
>vga/hdmi/displayport connectors
>at least 3 usb ports, at least one of those being 3.0
>gigabit ethernet port
>size/looks don't really matter that much

Weight doesn't really matter that much, I've got a comfy backpack. I currently haul around a 17" laptop every day and survive just fine with it.

>>57009282
>>2 Mini DP ports, 1 Type-C thunderbolt 3 + DP
you're retarded, just get 3 thunderbolt 3 ports and a DP

>>57009758
Are they any good? I might buy myself one next month.

That MSI laptop desktop CPU/GPU Linus reviewed, but with latest generation hardware.
1440p 144hz IPS display.

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>>57010910
>Apple workstation laptop

>>57015687
>not on fire

Fake and gay.

>>57008136
>tfw do a google search on Acer 7654
>literally 3 of first 10 results are this guy shilling on /g/
anon pls go shill on facebook

>>57006648
>>1680x1050 screen

what the fuck lol

i have an xps 15 9550
>16gb ram upgradeable
>512 gb pcie m.2 ssd
>i7-6700k
>960m
>two usb 3.0 with powershare
>one usb-c
>one hdmi
>sd card reader
>15.6'' 1920x1080 (16:9)
>4.4 lbs

could be improved by going
>16" 2560x1600 (16:10)
>oled 120hz
>remove discrete graphics card
>supposedly 7th gen is better with usb-c docks and external graphics card
>cannonlake or icelake, for when i'm ready to upgrade
>increase from 84 whr to 100 whr battery with decent battery lifetime
>can spec out with 128gb drive so i don't waste too much money getting the current 960 pro equivalent
>can spec out with 8gb ram, so i can get two hyperx 16gb 2400 CL14 or better
>move all ports to the left side
>use gaps on the left/right side of the keyboard to slide keyboard over and include numpad
>4.2 lbs

get it done Dell you fuckwits, your have 2 years or so

>>57006648
10 inch kabini shitbox with two to three mpcie slots for wifi, ssd and lte modem. Should have enough a cooler and fan to get up to 15w power under 60 degrees.

>>57016119
The rest are the monitor that actually has that product number.

I don't even understand. It's not even really a troll, there's nothing to be angry about except how silly it is. Probably some sort of weird OCD behavior to calm his intrusive thoughts about suicide.

The stats are actually close to the next model in the Acer Predator line, except that that configuration will be over 2000usd.

>>57006648
I'm assuming this means with available technology. In that case, something similar to what people are posting.
Moderate size (13″ for example), keyboard with matias quiet click switches,large ssd, plenty of ram, plenty of ports. Happy to accept a thicker laptop for more durability and battery life. IP68 water resistance would be a nice bonus.

Lots of people are posting things that we don't have the tech for, which is confusing to me. If you're gonna do that why stop at something that'll be available in 10 years?
I want a full lace of electronics through my entire brain, connected to several extra processors, networking and storage devices. Running a fully mathematically proven secure OS, it interfaces directly with my brain, incorporating my memories and a computer file system in one integrated interface, and giving me audio-visual input higher resolution than my actual optic or aural nerves could even physically carry to my brain.
My ideal laptop is the one that this computer creates as an augmented reality projection directly into my brain for when I'm tired of full immersion VR.

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I7 with adequate cooling.
Upgradeable GPU
1920x1200 17.3"
Replaceable battery with extended battery options
No chiclet keyboard
Manual fan speed control button
Num pad keyboard
2 2.5" slots
2 m.2 slots
4 dimm slots
Flip open stilts, like a keyboard
Power brick that can supply the laptop under a full load without battery draw.

Honestly most of these features were on my dell m6500 but it was just too dated. Fuck i miss it.

Currently on a MSI GE72, I7-5700hq, gtx 960m, 2 m.2 120 gig ssd raid 0 boot drive, 1 m.2 500 gig ssd storage, 1 2.5" 1tb hdd.

It gets the job done but the quality just feels lacking after having workstations so long.

>>57014588
You could at least put it to 1080p. Enjoy your pixelated fonts and not being able to fit hi res images on your screen you retard

>>57006648

>16 - 18 inches
>1440p or higher
>Oled without pentile bs
>120hz freesync/gsync
>Socketed CPU & GPU

Literally, an X260 with better color gamut.
Literally.

If we're dreaming, slap on a T, an old-style keyboard, and make the screen 3:2.

>>57009413
is that C supposed to be the grade or a copyright?

>>57009413
Autism

>>57006648
>Dell XFR e6420
>better processor
>another fan

doesn't get comfier than this lads

>>57007059
Autism, back to /v/ you go, millenials.