Do you eat/drink over your laptops and keyboards? Have you

No
Yes
Chemical imbalance most likely

>>57005163
You're honest. I like you.

>>57005126
I used to but I don't anymore.

Got tired of ruining my shit.

>>57005126
>mancum
Is there another?

>>57005288
Ladycum.

>>57005126
Why does that guy look like he's angry he can't find the Colonel's original recipe?

>>57005294
t. virgin

>>57005294
ladycum tends to go straight down into the bed/chair so it tends to be a much greater feat to get ladycum onto your shitposting device

>>57005331
My gf can squirt surprisingly far sometimes. Probably 10-15cm squirt distance usually though, when she does cum hard enough to squirt.

>>57005356
>squirt
Will you let your gf piss on your laptop?

>>57005367
Why would she piss on my laptop?

You know that spot on the laptop to the right of the trackpad? I used to always put my drink there when I put it on my lap or some other uneven surface. Pretty dumb, but I never spilled it so I guess it's okay.

>Do you eat/drink over your laptops and keyboards?.

Sometimes depends on what it is.

>>57005421
Cum.

>>57005367
Squirt isn't piss, look it up

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>tfw the class ends and you realize there's a large stain of dried precum on the lid of your laptop

>>57005438
>Squirt isn't piss
That's what squirtfags believe.

>>57005381
That's what lady cum is, fucking idiot.

>>57005478
>>57005462
Are you autistic?

>>57005507
Are you retarded?

>>57005478
Ladycum != squirting you retarded sack of shit

>>57005538
You're so mad, it's hilarious.

>>57005438
>Squirt isn't piss
kek
>look it up
retard can't even read

>>57005837
See >>57005579

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>>57005126
I like to pull up faces of girls I like on my laptop and cum all over the screen. I have to turn off my touch screen though or else it will begin to click things randomly where my cum was.

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>>57005126
Yes

Yes

I also sneezed, vomited, bled and pissed over my keyboard multiple times.
I don't think there's anything wrong with me honestly

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>>57005900
But why her? She ugly

>>57005948
What are you, gay? If you had the chance to fuck her I'm pretty fucking sure you wouldn't say no.

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>>57005977
I'm not gay but I'd say no. She looks too fake, that ass and tits just turn me off instead of on.

Wouldn't you prefer something a little bit more natural?

>>57005126
Yes, but I make sure that any crumbs won't get near the keyboard.

no

>>57005438
It's just simple water filled there.
t. men's health

>>57005126
>Do you eat/drink over your laptops and keyboards?
No.
>Have you ever shot a stream of mancum into your keyboard or laptop?
No but I have on my phone and tablet.

I try not to. I nearly fucked up my laptop by doing that.
No, I usually fap using portable devices.
Everything.

>>57005902
wtf? overdosed while shitposting or something?

>>57006559
Yes.