>be me
>own Nexus 5X, flash CyanogenMod install Xposed, lucky patcher, install fdroid, install AdAway, rice it. maximum_comfy.png
>Hear multiple posts on /g/ talking about how comfy jailbroken iOS is
>sell Nexus 5X, buy iPhone 5S, jailbreak it.
>it is complete trash, most software targets old versions of iOS, some shit breaks at random times requiring a respring.
> every day it gets progressively slower.
post 6 decides what i do.
1. kill myself
2. reset it to normal and buy another nexus 5x
>>57003554
Buy the LeEco Le Max 2.
>>57003554
Reset it
Buy a Vivo X5 Max
Buttboggle iPhone 7 fags when they talk about how headphone jacks just make phones fatter by showing them a thinner phone, that still has one.
>>57003554
kill yourself
>>57003554
Thermite yourself to death.
While you attempt to stream via the iphone.
>>57003911
>Thermite yourself to death.
>While you attempt to stream via the iphone.
Sounds like lots of fun. 2 problems: where do you obtain thermite, and can you stream anything to twitch on an iPhone? (also, if yes I would categorize it under league of legends)
>>57003889
k
1.
>>57003586
i actually have yet to talk to someone with an iphone that thinks removing the headphone jack was a good idea
>>57004055
You mix rust and Aluminium dust.
You can literally buy both online you just pop on to a vase and either get a magnesium strip to light it up or just light it up with a flare.
As for streaming you probably use one of 2000 apps already available in the apple jewmarket
>>57004128
Alright, thank you post #6. You have decided my fate.
>>57004556
>You mix rust and Aluminium dust.
>You can literally buy both online you just pop on to a vase and either get a magnesium strip to light it up or just light it up with a flare.
As for streaming you probably use one of 2000 apps already available in the apple jewmarket
Okay, thanks. Probably in like 2 days, I need to get prepared. I'll repost this thread in 2 days along with a link to the livestream.