I can't be the only one very excited for this? I'm

Botnet

>>57003477

I want you to leave.

>>57003485
I don't care, it's worse the sacrifice imo

meme router

>>57003477
lemme check
yep, you're the only one

>>57003477
>meme technology
>google le order me a pizza LOL
>alexa, play le meme song
>LOL we r 21st century nao
>*dances like a dork lol*

>>57003477
I'm sure letting jewgle control your home is a good step. Make sure to get a TV with a camera too.

genuine question but why does everybody in the technology board hates technology

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128KB, 960x684px

Why wait till christmas you can get a damn echo right now.

>>57003563
>amazon
try harder

Google now a shit

>>57003540
You have to have loved something to truly hate it.

>>57003477

>voluntary placing a dedicated botnet mainframe in your house

>>57003477
I work at google and or data says that you are literrally the single only one in the entire world who is excited for it. 7 bilion people and you're the most special among them with completely unique tastes. What a snowflake, huh

What is it? Looks like an air freshener.

>>57003477
What is this, an air freshener?

>>57004057
always listening device. you pay google money to listen to you

>>57003522
>le

fuck off reddit

>allowing the botnet full control of your house.

>>57003477
>a corporation's sensitive microphone in your home
You're insane.

>>57003477
That design looks like a toxic Glade air freshener. Google sucks at design, not to mention privacy.

Its fucking ugly resembles a dollar store air freshiner

So what do you DO with it? Say "ok Google" and get answers to super basic queries?
I mean don't get me wrong, in concept it's cool. But it probably costs way more than it should (though worth noting I don't actually have any idea what the price tag is).

>>57004368
while this guy is 100% correct.

>>57003477
I'm also intrigued by it, have doubts but I'll give it a chance.

>>57003522
what was that alexa thing anyway

Can it run doom?

>>57003477

I pre-ordered one from target. Had a $50 gift card after I bought my brother a apple watch for his birthday.

Cannot wait, I'm going to get some smart bulbs as well.

>>57004752
Are there smart fluorescent tube lights?
I live in a basement with drop tile ceiling so I don't have normal lights.

>>57003477
So you want a cylinder that will do for you what you can do in a web browser in 2 seconds.

>>57004724
Can you run retard who works at toys r us?

>>57003477
>Gleefully accepting the botnet into your home
breh...

>I am excited for a voice controlled speaker in my house

I find the AirPods much, much more exciting. Real wireless Siri in your ear for one.

>I can't be the only one very excited for this?

Yes you can.

>I'm planning to get it for christmas

Silly Prajeet, you don't even celebrate Christmas.

>>57004704
The google speaker but amazon

>>57005388
you can use siri by holding down the play/pause button on any earbuds with an inline remote tho

>>57004781
>tripfag
>lives in basement
This checks out.