What was your favorite thing about Steve Jobs? edgy "when

>>56947178
His cancer

>>56947178
Actually had an eye for good UX, unlike Pajeetle of today

His reality distortion field

He was a sadistic fuck and you could see that by watching a 1min video hes in

>>56947178
When he chose quackery over science.

>>56947178
>favorite thing about Steve Jobs
the keynote presentations, he was a great salesman. starbucks prank call with the first iphone was funny, and apple hasn't had a sense of humour like that since. I don't think any other tech giant would have done that before or after him either.

when he died xD

>>56947254
TOPKEK

"it's not okay to joke about Steve Jobs because he died of cancer"

Yeah, no one gave a fuck when my father died of cancer 6 months after Jobs. Fuck Jobs and his cancer aids. He deserved every bit of it.

>>56947253
>starbucks prank call
Never saw that, but you weren't kidding, that was pretty good, 100x more so than the driving karaoke bullshit from the latest keynote

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd6dQmN-mPw

N I G G E R S x A N A L
also this >>56947184

Seeking alternative medicine to cure his cancer guaranteeing his death

>>56947288
I am sorry for your loss, anon. Hope you have found peace since then.

>>56947403
Your condolences mean shit and lose all integrity because of your huge ego. Piss off, tripfag.

>>56947456
>>56947403
tripfag absolutely BTFO

that's the 4chan I know and miss

>>56947288
Christ anon you should look into seeing a psychologist

Probably that he at least had good ideas so when other companies copied apple at least it wasn't that bad.
Now when apple releases crap, everyone else copies it.

when he died xD

None.

>>56947178
>#Thankyousteve for that BJ you gave me, i will never forget that...
Don't know after that, someone has that pic?

when he died xD

>>56947178

He killed Flash.

Steve Jobs was a monster, and I'm glad he's dead, but I'm also glad he took Adobe's shitty plugin with him.

>>56947456
>>56947502
is this satire

He actually died 5 years ago yesterday. It feels like it's been longer.

>>56947536
We still don't have an alternative to flash. What are you so happy about?

>>56947545
Why do we need one?

>>56947541
Genuine, unlike the tripfag.

i dont like to praise him because i honestly think he doesnt deserve it however, i do admire that his own company fucked him over, he makes a whole entire company from scratch and macintosh is so butthurt and without vision that they bend over backwards just to have him back and implement open systems from NeXT onto their OSX from that point forward which is what we use today, if you are a macfag that is.

that is a pretty fucking cool story that i would loved to see in those movies they made after he died, like in detail.

>>56947545

1) If we don't have a good alternative to Flash, then why is Google moving Flash to click-to-play in Chrome, as part of an impending roadmap to deprecating it entirely?

2) Even if we don't have a "good alternative", Flash was the biggest pile of shit/malware vector you could possibly ask for, and its sluggish weight combined with its resistance to adaptive web design basically crippled the Internet browsing experience for all mobile devices.

>>56947541
>*takes off trip*

kek

>>56947555
Because it lets you group all files of your application into one. Do you honestly think no one likes the convenience Flash provides?

>>56947560
The tripfag laughed at you and you took it at face values. Pathetic.

>>56947566

>likes the convenience

Yeah, there are lots of conveniences people like that result in something completely fucking terrible. Like Hummers, styrofoam, and asbestos insulation.

>>56947545

helu... me chinese creator exploit kit... love ppl run flash... top dollar... great economy... adobe very good for my family...

>>56947569
That does not work as an argument against anything I said.

>>56947564
We still don't have an alternative. Every time we have this discussion, and it has been going for years, people mention that we're about to get this new amazing option that will eclipse Flash in everything, and it never ever happens.

>>56947564
>crippled the Internet browsing experience for all mobile devices
You mean for iphones huh?
Fuckin idiot. Every good phone can do that easily.
And flash was rarely even used for navigation.

>>56947594

No, dipshit, I don't mean for iPhones. I mean for everything. I have an iPhone now, but from about 2011 to 2015, I had Android phones, and while Flash-enabled websites would usually "load", they made me want to choke somebody.

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>>56947600
Why hate flash for people misusing it? You can turn your site into mess using javascript just as well.

>>56947612

That's like asking 'why hate the blink tag for people misusing it'. It basically exists to be misused. Even when it's used properly, just having it installed makes it a malware vector. That's what the daily Flash updates were for. The waterheads at Adobe were plugging holes in the dam on a daily basis, trying to stop everyone from getting pwned by Ching Chong Ding Dong.

Not even an Apple fan, but he knew his shit, he made a lot of good products and pushed a lot of good stuff in the market. Unlike Tim Cuck who doesn't know what the fuck to do.

>>56947627
Not really. There are no use cases for blink tag; there are use cases for Flash. The rest of what you wrote is unrelated to my point.

I miss those sites that expected users to have Flash just to click 'skip' on a useless splash screen.

Between UX arrogance and its security nightmare, the final deep-sixing of Flash can't come sooner.

>>56947634

The fact that merely having Flash installed is historically a dangerous liability that can facilitate drive-by malware attacks is unrelated?

>>56947644
Yep. I'm not talking about security of Flash.

>>56947653

But security and usability are the same thing. How can you expect to do great things with it if it's not even safe to have installed?

>>56947671
>But security and usability are the same thing.
I'm not going to entertain you with a serious response.

>>56947178
You can talk all the shit you want about jobs and yes he was a scumbag, but if it wasn't for him Wozniak would have made little pet project computers in his garage for the rest of his life and someone else would have built a company like Apple

Yes Woz had all the knowledge and brains but Jobs knew how to take something and build hype around it so it could take off

>>56947403
Thanks m8.
>>56947456
Some truth here though, desu senpai.
>>56947515
You're a cuck.

>>56947690
>le epik cuck maymay
I'm glad your dad's dead.

>>56947627
>It basically exists to be misused.

did u know that u can misuse forks to kill people too???

did u know that u can misuse weapons to kill people???

DID U KNOW THAT U CAN MISUSE COMPUTERS TO KILL PEOPLE WITH EM AS WELL???

retard

>>56947690
Consider joining your cuck father in hell

>>56947178
when he died xD

>>56947671
>But security and usability are the same thing
You must be a loonix user. Good god that is so dumb.
Usability sinks when security rises idiot.

>>56947178
Hist tasty dick. I loved licking it and slapping it with my hairy testies. He said they tickle.

>>56947178
his chink slaves on Foxconn

>>56947456
your father may have gotten cancer but you are cancer itself


dumb edgy piece of shit. I bet you don't even have a gf :^)

>>56947178
I really enjoyed his death. It was a very fulfilling day.

I think I masturbated atleast 3 times that day.

>>56947178
The old skeuomorphism design.
I still think it looks fresh, professional, very business like.

Back then a Mac and iPhone looked like a phone for a real successful businessman.
Now it looks like an autistic buttplug with no headphone jack.

>>56947178

My favorite part is the one in mr robot speath

His death

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>>56947178
his /fit/ routine xD

He was a thief that still managed to garner love. Sorta swanky.

when he passed away, lol

>>56947178
The fact he though eating fruit and air bathing would cure cancer.

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>>56947178
The only thing that i like about him is that he would shelve any product as soon as he saw anything bad about it

He was basically a troll for good

There's a lot of designs that would not have seen the daylight if he was still around

I didn't know the guy but his time at NeXT had the least annoying keynotes.

"Courage"

Mainly because that part of the interview eternally BTFO /g/ anti-apple memers.

>>56947178
When he got himself gone kek

>>56947545
Flash doesn't need an alternative. It was a virus wormhole which was only used for shitty early 00s browser games

>>56949569
yeah. he gave apple direction. love it or hate it they put out much better products when he was still around.

back in the day i liked their stuff, never got why people get so upset about the marketing aspect, now it's just this kitschy marketing machine and increasingly crap products

>>56949607
Which one? The one he addresses the "ios is closed platform" meme?

>>56947178
How he managed to turn Apple around after past CEOs almost killed the company.

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>>56947184
fpbp

>>56947178
Denying being the father of Lisa

>>56947694
>>56947757
Lmfao

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>>56947184

>>56947254
underrated

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>>56949623
This
I still love and use my blackbook 13' everyday
And i despise today's Apple

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>>56947757
>>56947694
is that what an average applecuck looks like?

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>>56949645

>>56947288
Sorry for your loss anon. Cancer is a real bitch.

>>56949645
jony ive is the cancerest

The time he ruined that deal with a japanese company for those color screens because he was high as a fucking kite on coke at the meeting. Think it was for the apple2, way before the 'i' era anyway.
Or so the story goes.

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>>56947627
>>56947702
This. Steve Jobs was a retard.

>>56947178
Loved his way of presenting things. Also his visionary attitude. He really turned Apple around. Look at it before he came back to Apple. He made it profitable again. Now it's going to poop again

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>>56949669

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>>56947178
>Look mom I posted it again

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>>56947178
Him mocking braindead appletards completely oblivious to it

>>56949708
Get this shit on /r/4chan

>>56949653
You got rekt faggot.

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>>56947178
when he died xD

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>>56949725
>/r/4chan
OP, you gotta go back to /plebbit/ with your shitposting

when he died xD

>>56947184
/thread

>>56947184
Best post

Bye bye Arab shithead

>>56947184
he died of aids though

I enjoyed that this arrogant low iq shithead didn't enjoy his billions long enough

>>56947178
he's ded

>>56947564
> adaptive web design
> better than Flash

just kill yourself fucking hipster pseudodesigner

when he died xD

cancer xD

I forgot, he tried to kill flash

>>56947564
>adaptive web design
Kill yourself.
>the Internet browsing experience for all mobile devices
Kill yourself.

>>56949913
>>56949878
Flashbabbies can't handle that flash was bullshit

>>56949878
>>56949913
>actually liking Flash
Either this is Pajeet posting or bizarro /g/

>>56947178
Well, he had a vision. Not my cup of tea, but I can appreciate that sort of overall vision.

>>56947178
Iphone 7

>>56949942
>>56949966
>thinking my post had anything to do with flash

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>>56947178
Turning Apple into Poo-In-Loo company

His willingness to be a complete asshole to the engineers. Probably wouldn't have made as many advancements in phone tech, or at least garnered public interested in smart phones if it wasn't for Jobs.

my favorite thing is he didn't give a shit about the bottom line, the feelings of his employees, etc. He just wanted to advance the industry and the iPhone was 5-6 years ahead of its competition when it released. I'll always prefer Android but it's fair to say we wouldn't be anywhere near current levels of UI and smartphone capabilities if it wasn't for him

>>56949638
>Steve died because he was a vegan hipster
Wew

>>56947288
kek nice dead dad faggot, I hope he had a long and painful fight with cancer then kicked the bucket

his whole turtleneck thing was pretty spiffy

>>56947288
Well its not job's fault, honestly.

About Jobs, I'm not happy that he died but I'm glad he's gone.

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kek

>>56947178
When he died Xdddd

>>56949653
Never owned an Apple product. That guy is a degenerate though

>>56947612
What the fuck? How does that captcha work?

>>56949669
Jony regularly browses /g/ for new ideas

>>56949638
We all have to go one day don't we?
Modern medicine doesn't cure anything, just draws out you life a bit or a little bit more.

I prefer the psychological and natural way.
It addresses the "real" causes much better, that modern medicine easily oversees, because we have a lot of specialists, but everyone refuses to see the big picture.

>>56947178
Who is him? Damn he looks really funny. I love his eggy head!

>>56950085
>pretending your post wasn't defending flash after you get btfo

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>>56947178
his personal aesthetic somehow matched his design aesthetic, which just doesn't work with Woz.

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When he died. xD Dude will be forgotten in less than 15 years from now.

>>56951718
>Dude will be forgotten in less than 15 years from now.

If you seriously believe this you need to reconsider your entire life. Something has gone horribly wrong.

>>56947178
osx was less buggy when he was alive

>>56951693
sometimes i think of a alt univ where woz runs apple and allen runs msft. even in this alt univ rms is not to be trusted w/ the linux foundation

When he lived xDDDD

>>56951737
No!

>>56949638

That last part cant be true

>>56951718

As long as Apple existshe will be remembered

>>56949645
>$20 HD 502
>$4000 Mac
Yep, that's a macfag alright.

>>56951525
>just draws out you life a bit or a little bit more.
Also known as curing people.