>next iphone wont have a touchscreen iShills will still defend

>>56938125
What will it have instead?

Next Android phone won't have Java

>>56938137
Slide out keyboards
>>56938141
>needing java
Html5 is better.

>>56938125
good, touchscreens were a mistake.

>>56938137
it will use neural reading technology
while androidcucks will be 5 years behind apple as always

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>>56938206
>literally the exact opposite

>>56938240
but Apple is the one who innovates

>>56938125
[citation needed]

>>56938191
this

>>56938267
>stylus comes out however many years after everything else
Whatever.

>>56938294
you mean newton messagepad, stylus in 90s? i think it was rarely used before

>>56938125
Source?

>>56938125
ayylmao

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>>56938125
As an Apple insider, I can reveal it will be shaped like a butt-plug and be controlled by user muscular contractions and an optional facial expression detector you can buy for $599.

Feedback is via it playing the usa's national anthem, plus vibrations, at different speeds and volumes.

It will be our best seller so far.

>>56938125
Daily reminder that the screen makes phones so thick.

>>56940330
Remove screen, buttons, speakers, microphone, camera, and reduce battery size.
Call it the iPhone Shuffle, requires a Bluetooth headset or Apple Watch to use.