>try to watch a video on YouTube >NSA ads I'm screwed

The botnet is not spying on you. You ARE the botnet.

>>56934681
look at that fucking nose, fucking disgusting

somebody please kill these people asap, thx

So the people responsible for operating IRL Big Brother system are wearing fucking flannel shirts?

>>56934892
You think they all wear suits with sunglasses and carry briefcases and guns?

>>56934681
You are being invited to join the Illuminati OP.

>>56934914
Not exactly, but I didn't expect them to look like fucking hipsters.

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>>56934681
NO this is absolute opposite. You must be so spotless they think you are career material. Why not?

>>56934681
>NSA ads

The NSA doesn't advertise. Secrecy is kind of their thing. It's only been in the last 15 or so years that anyone from the Federal Government has even officially acknowledged what the NSA does. People had pretty much assumed that it had to do with communications, and surveillance, but officially it wasn't something government officials discussed openly. They still don't really.

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>was talking to myself alone in car about a YouTube video I hadn't watched in months
>get home
>it's number one suggested video

>he doesn't have YouTube red

I got it when I started a Google play music trial. It never stopped working even when it expired.

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>>56934930
>>56935020
I would honestly work for the NSA.

>>56934974
Hipsters are just feminine lumberjacks anyways.

>>56935089
Say you're working at NSA Somebody puts a code on your desk,something nobody else can break.Maybe you take a shot at it and maybe you break it.And you're real happy with yourself, cause you did your job well.But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East.Once they have that location,they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people you never met,never had no problem with,get killed.Now the politicians are sayin,"Oh,send in the Marines to secure the area" cause they don't give a shit.It won't be their kid over there,gettin shot.Just like it wasn't them when their number got called,cause they were pullin a tour in the National Guard.It'll be some kid from Southie takin shrapnel in the ass.And he comes back to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from.And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, cause he'll work for $0.15 a day and no bathroom breaks.Meanwhile, he realizes the only reason he was over there in the first place was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price.And,of course, the oil companies used the skirmish over there to scare up domestic oil prices.A cute little ancillary benefit for them, but it ain't helping your buddy at $2.50 a gallon. And they're takin' their sweet time bringin the oil back, of course, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and fuckin play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So now your buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the fuckin job interviews, which sucks cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin him chronic hemorrhoids. And meanwhile he's starvin, cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat, the only blue plate special they're servin is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State.

>>56935240
Noice pasta.

>int year = 2016
>ads

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>>56935240
Fuck them, could use less niggers in this world anyway. They the ones causing overpopulation next to poo to loo shit skins. Fuck my buddy too, time to unfriend.