Best product out of today's launch. How many are interested

That's pretty racist to be honest, you have to activate it by saying a racial slur every time.

>>56923316
explain?

>>56923316
Huh?

No keyboard on the phone...

NO FUCKING SALE.

>>56923316
fuck off kike
niggers are niggers, fuck your shitty meme

>>56923316
explain yourself

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>>56923351
>>56923359

>>56923351
>>56923359
>>56923426
It's a dumb thing /pol/ tried to force and failed.

Imagine narrating your posts on 4chan, how awkward would that be? People would probably realise and stop before posting stupid shit.Maybe out of pure shame too.

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>>56923474
>failed
Thank you for correcting the record

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>>56923452

>Putting a 24/7 BOTNET in your home

>>56923610
There's a mute button if you don't want it to listen to you all the time.

>>56923474
shut up yahoo

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>>56923637
(you)

>>56923494
obviously it failed, nobody has any clue what you're talking about

>>56923637
>trusting the placebo button

>>56923707
spoken like a true microsoft windows

>>56923724
Go back to your containment board.

>>56923695
Oh look the shills have come to tell me why removing features is a good thing.

>>56923637

Yeah cause that actually works.
Its what a mute button actually is. It only mutes the speaker

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>>56923285
>google do you love me?

>>56923637

Oh fucking wow - how did it happen so quick?

People went from being afraid of all knowing computers and caring about privacy to willingly paying for shit to spy on them 24/7 for the convenience of being able to talk to a box for trivial information.

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Fuck off Pajeet.

>>56923316
Google is most disgusting vile modern racist word it really triggers me this racist word needs a ban,

So does the company

>>56924133
This is the inevitable future anon. And no matter how you struggle against it, the Botnet's embrace is always tighter. Give in, learn to Love the Squeeze™

>>56923513
>using le Corbett, Stephanie unironically
Close this tab, Google.

Ok Google, will you be my AI gf?

>>56923316
This. It's 2015 people!

>>56924389
And by Google I meant nigger. I don't use anything Google, Apple or Microsoft like a cuck.

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>>56923316
>muh /pol/ memes

>>56924488
This is triggered by the word "People" as those all say "People of Color" in the description

searching "European Art" shows nothing but whiteys as far as can see

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>>56924605
then who was European

>>56923285
Google Now is fucking garbage, 9/10 times it can't do what I ask it, even simple things like "Play this song". And It even transcribes my voice correctly, it KNOWS what I'm asking it to do, it just won't do it
Why would I buy an ugly statue to do that away from my phone

>>56924772

You need to learn to speak with an Indian accent. The 2020 superpoower is coming and you need to prepare for the takeover.

>>56923316
fuck off with your self censorship stupid fucking polack

>>56923285
Already have an Echo I got for $99 and get Prime for free. I'll wait on reviews, the assistant stuff seems alright but I doubt I'll ever use it. Problem is this one seems to be really tied to getting Youtube Red or whatever Google's streaming shit is. Not paying for another service.

>>56923285
that might be the best thing they actually showed for the price, next to chromecast ultra and google wifi

>>56923285
Hello, Rajeet.
₹60,00 Have beed deposit to your account
Thank you for working for Alphabet Inc.

>>56923285
What is this? Google's version of Amazon Echo?

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Yeah man putting a microphone in your home that is on 24/7 is totally a good idea and will not be backdoored by the goverment in any like all other tech has

>>56925213
your laptop and phone already have a microphone.

>>56923316
HAHAHAHAHA

>>56923351
Its some random meme or something /pol/ is trying to do.
Google means nigger because google tried to censor it.
It could have been done decently I guess but they just force it way too much. Like they'll bring it up whenever possible just so everyone knows about it.

>>56926468
Stop defending their racism, you house google.

>>56924133
So much this, what happened?

>>56924133
Those people are still paranoid and scared of technology. It's the rest of the world that's moving forward and is realistic about the fact that everything in life carries risks and involves tradeoffs.

I have an Amazon Echo currently. I like how it hooks in with prime and it has a really good speaker. I am getting a dot for work.

I'm not yet ready to change those plans but I see potential in that the search will be a bit better, possibly a lot better, I think Alexa's is decent currently. Casting to a TV and being able to play music from youtube that amazon doesn't have. But I also don't want to also have to subscribe to google music when I'm already a prime member. They need an unltaviolet for streaming music.

>>56925551
Yes but those are not crucial to the functionality of the device

>>56924133
oh n..n..no google is going to know things about me oh my god what is going to happen im so scared right now help me richard stallman

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>>56927883
You're full of shit.

This is the "you have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide" argument and it's been debunked over and over. Stop spreading propaganda, shill.

>>56923494
i cant wait for king shkreli to fucking euthanize /pol/ scum

>>56925551
>laptop has a microphone
not all of them.
>phone
pull the fucking battery, dweeb.

>>56927686
People love being someone's bitch. Over a third of the population is on the fucking dole right now. People will willingly trade their privacy and security for some comfort. They'll line up to lube up, and it will always be that way.

Tech in America figured out that this is a gold mine, so they started farming people hard, I'd say oh around 2006.

"If you're not being sold a product, you are the product". This maxim is true online everywhere.

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>>56923285
Amazon dot $50 and does the same thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24Hz9qjTDfw

>>56923285
Google now is nice and all, but I don't want Hal 9000 in my kitchen. Personal voice assistants are a prime reason to have an always on microphone in every pocket.

>>56928928
It's always funny how both sides see each other identically.

/pol/ feels like you're all degenerates and should be gassed. /g/ thinks /pol/ should be purged. Both of you sound fucking identical; same wording, similar tactics, similar arguments, etc.

Me? I just wander around, lurk moar.

>>56928993
Dot is only slightly better, at least it has a mute button and I could be wrong, but Amazon is mostly interested in mining your data for their use and not others. Google will whore you out like a rented mule for a quick buck.

>Consciously and deliberately buying GOOGLE 24/7 microphone to put in your home.
>Being this retarded.

>>56923316
I hate googles and skypes so much

can't wait to hang them from the streetlights

>>56929030
/pol/ wants to protect the white race but most if not all of them are fat neets or poorfag wageslaves

>>56928993
Well not really, the speaker is a lot of that cost. Maybe the Home has a great speaker, They say it does but we don't know for sure. That dot sounds like a cell phone.

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>>56923285
BOTNET
O
T
N
E
T

Defiantly going to be on my gift list this holiday. I was interested in it since they announced it at io. Gonna use it to replace my alarm clock but is there anyway to connect it to an old stereo system?

>>56929056
Google Home also has a mute button

>>56929372
They said in the keynote you can use Chromecast audio to connect Google Home to any existing speaker system

>>56924011
What did she mean by this?

>>56924449
>I don't use anything Google

Literally not possible considering you browse 4chan

>>56929914
4chan pass?

>>56930920

google analytics

>>56930920
>so he says

Lets see your flair fuccboi

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>>56923285
Ok...

>>56930928
You can easily block that though.

>>56924772
Voice recognition has sucked for the last decade and I don't see it turning around for the next.

>>56928908
Your reading comprehension is not very good if you believe that's the argument I made. Please retake highschool English.

>>56923285
I prefer Google botnet over Amazon botnet.

>>56923776
No, we are 4chan

I mean NSA spying is one thing, but a device that listens to every word you say, recording it forever, 24/7 in your own fucking house?
I just don't understand people.

>>56924956
Nope. It uses whichever music service you are using, including Spotify, Pandora and so on. Didn't see support for apple music though.

>>56929102
>Implying /g/ isn't
At least they're not weebs who treat this place like a fucking Instagram like posting ugly desktop filled with cartoons

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If I got one..or that amazon one.. I would have wireshark up on that bitch monitoring it 24/7.

>>56932147
It could be helpful to the handicapped, I think thats about it.

>>56923285
I'll be interested when it supports multiple accounts.

>>56932716
Music playback looks pretty cool, probably what I'd be using it for. Probably need to use Chromecast to connect to my music system.

Simply asking it to play something is very convenient.

>>56932744
How do you know it doesn't? It's probably clever enough to recognise different voices.

>>56923359
Fucking Googles.

>>56932890
>Simply asking it to play something is very convenient.
This is getting to me like you wouldn't believe.
Tech will enslave us all because "we" want it. Is it really that inconvenient to open up a playlist on a device or a music folder? Fuck sakes, we already have virtually everything at the tip of our fingers and you want it at the tip of the tongue as well. What's next? The tip of your sphincter?

>>56927883
>Minor convenience
>your privacy

great tradeoff

i'd compare it to the automobile (life and limb vs being able to work in the next city over without living there)

>>56933077
Imagine getting home after work, tired.

Now would you prefer to turn on your computer, navigate to your music folders, deciding on what to play, casting it to your favourite device.

Or just ask Google to play your favourite playlist while you make yourself a nice cup of tea.

I get what your saying, but this is the first time I'll actually use one of these assistants. For €150 that's a great deal in my opinion.

>>56933145
I'd rather use the pc and manually pick directly a music folder in 5 seconds instead of having a device waste my time repeating myself to a mic.
> -google play album black holes and revelations
>did you mean:
browser opens up with black gay porn
> -google close that you fool of a took
>sharing link to facebook
Gay black men start to send me messages, mom likes the status and replies that it's about time for me to get someone.
Live my life no longer as a wizard but in a sham while I'm signing adoption papers with my black husband.
Thanks google.

>>56933268
If it's even close to on-par with Alexa it won't do this shit.

Though I'm only seeing 2 mics on the Home compared to the 7 on the Echo.

make sure to install the telescreen in your home

>>56933136
No, an automobile is a superpower. It allows you to pull tonnes of metal or cargo over hundreds of miles by yourself in a couple hours. It's a with great power comes great responsibility thing.

This google thing is whoring. You're whoring your privacy away in exchange for benefits.

>>56929102
>most if not all of them are fat neets or poorfag wageslaves
You are talking about /g/, right?

>>56929102
/pol/ is actually full of normalfags.
You think it's a small minority that are supporting trump?
Or maybe you think a small group of fat neets is controlling legions of regular folk into voting for ungraceful hairloss

Combine hilary being an unlikeable awful piece of slime and you have 2016

>>56923285
Agreed.

>bring bae home
>Ok google, play some soul music for 60 minutes
>Ok google, call a cab to this apartment
>Ok google, order curry

It's perfect. The future is now.

>>56923285

What does that thing do?

>>56929808
she hates men so much that she wants to find another woman to take out of the dating word so one more guy can be lonely all of his life and work all of his life to help pay for their adopted black child

>>56934007
calling it whoring is a great way to make an emotional plea but when you do it as much as you do you just make it sound like you're a drama queen. exchanging something you have for something you want isn't whoring. dealing in information about yourself isn't whoring. it's a weird way of bartering for something you want, in the big scheme of human history, but it's arguably weirder that you're allowed to live at mom and dad's house posting bullshit anonymously on an interconnected network of computers.

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You faggots know there are FOSS alternatives to Amazon Echo and Google Home, right?
https://github.com/MycroftAI/mycroft-core
https://github.com/claritylab/lucida

If enough people / devs get on the FOSS assistant bandwagon, it could start speaking in your native pajeet language and other languages instead of just murrican english.

>>56934081
Spy on you.
It's sitting in your home and always listening. To everything you say. And connected to the internet. And made by Google. An advertising company. And also an american company which has to follow american jurisdiction.

>>56934113
mycroft doesn't need consumers. it needs developers.

nobody in this thread seems serious about developing in any way related to home/echo.

>>56931873
This is different. Apparently it's new technology.

http://nakedsecurity.sophos.com/2016/07/12/rigged-youtube-videos-can-use-siri-and-google-now-to-hijack-your-phone/

>>56924488
>>56924723
Google shows you search results based on your search history and other data it has collected about you.

>>56934137

Yeah ok I get that part but what do I get in return?

>>56929102
>poorfag wageslaves
This kind of post does not help how /pol/ perceives us.

>>56934177
it'll answer mundane questions like what the weather will be like if you go outside right now, and whether your favorite sports team did a thing well or not.

>>56934058
It's actually not.

>>56934177
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BxBFwlj-fE

>>56934058
>/pol/ is actually full of normalfags.
>You think it's a small minority that are supporting trump?
it's times like these that we really see compelling arguments against anonymity.

i wish we could force you to acknowledge your posts a month or so out from now.

>>56934058
>Combine hilary being an unlikeable awful piece of slime and you have 2016
Hilary Clinton is not so bad but /pol/tards repeated that she was a crooked liar murder war criminal so many times all over the internet that it became accepted as a fact, never having to provide reliable sources to back it.

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>>56934222
AND GUESS WHO IS HISTORICALLY FAMOUS FOR SUCCESSFULLY USING THIS PROPAGANDA TECHNIQUE TO JUSTIFY AN INQUISITION

>>56934196
>Nobody is talking to each other
>Everyone is just talking to Google
Especially at the end
>Uhmm, why is my kid dressed like this
>Better ask Google and not talk to him

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>>56934259

>>56929056

Amazon sells your data to the government just as much.

>>56934191
You'd be surprised.

>>56934376
i don't think he would be. /pol/ is famously delusional, but it's kind of fantastic meeting someone who's so deep in the kool aid that he thinks he represents some silent majority

>>56934279
This is the future Google envisions.

>>56931111
>It logs how much you cum and displays related ads

>>56934058
Google is Jew though. Not saying /pol/ is right but... I'm just sad Musk got Big brother implied in Mars colonization

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>>56935710
>Not saying /pol/ is right but

Just stop

>>56935765 (Faggot)

>>56935450
or is FOSS community too autistic to see the opportunity here?