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30 MINUTES UNTIL PIXEL AND PIXEL XL ARE ANNOUNCED
>Google's Oct 4th announcement including the Pixel phones, 4k Chromecast, and more starts at 11:00 CST, or 30 minutes from now.
Who else is hype for a phone that has a headphone jack and doesn't blow up?
Live streaming event on Youtube:
https://youtu.be/q4y0KOeXViI
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Litterally Simon Says
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>lights up so you know when you're talking to it
>because of the sloped top you can only seem them from one side
bravo
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>>56920756
MEMBER BLUE?
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>we wanna botnet the shit out of your entire life
no thanks m8
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>TRIGGER THE GOOGLE ASSISTANT
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>>56920761
7/10
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I want a Google Home™
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BOTNET ON YOUR HOME
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MICROPHONE TO SEND EVERYTHING YOU SAY TO THE NSA
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IT'S ALWAYS LISTENING
BOTNET
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Rate the event on a scale of 1-10 anons,
How would you rate it?
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Q U I T E N I G G E R
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B R I N G T H E B O T N E T T O Y O U R H O M E
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>sticky about google...
>with only 1000 posts
Holy fuck lol rip Google
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>implying the mic button does anything
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F A T
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>>56920762
>Buys 4k TV, watches only HD content. Kek
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FAT BASS
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Google Alexa?
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>Listening for the hotword
it will listen you always tho
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>>56920776
>A show full of white people looking at a brown family on the stage
maybe i've browsed way too much /pol/ but why do all these tech shows have such a huge oppressive fulturecorp feel to them these days
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BOTNET
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This is all normie shit.
>here's a Google branded repeator router
>here's a Google branded VR
>here's a Google branded Siri
>here's a Google branded Amazon Echo
>here's a Google branded iPhone
Fuck this gay ass shit, where is my Google Glass?
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>>56920814
rolling sticky, newfriend
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Google Alexa
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Oh shit Google Home is a stereo?
Didn't expect that.
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>exclusively using niggers as the models in slides
Why is Google so cucked?
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Thank you Mario
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>>56920814
It's a rolling sticky, newfag. Posts get deleted after 1000 posts are made.
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>one tiny driver
>Bass
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pajeeeeeeeeeetttttttttttttttttt
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>>56920814
is this guy serious?
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THANK YOU MARIO
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>>56920814
Every time with one of these faggots
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ITS ANOTHER PAJEET
COLOUR ME SURPRISED
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>>56920814
>one post by this id
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india time
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>>56920814
10 yous 10 yous
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>>56920823
>POO IN LOO
>best english so far
???
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>google home
>capacitive touch
>deep learned
>aesthetic
>voice activated
sounds p good desu. Decent presenter. The others were really fucking awkward.
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>Okay Google Home™, tell my wife's son to pick up the garbage.
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>>56920827
dead on arrival
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kill
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A NIGGER!!
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>>56920814
newfag
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It's Pajeet!
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>>56920814
It's a rolling sticky old post get deleted as new ones come you fucking newfag.
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>>56920762
>Buys 4k TV, watches only HD content. Kek
>>56920814
Kys
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JUST TALK ABOUT ANDROMEDA ALREADY
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>chainsmokers
REEEEEEEEE
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DESIGNATED
BOTNET
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>>56920814
retard
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POO
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>>56920786
they should have just hired actors to do this. its fucking horrible. like walking in to find your father fucking a dead body
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>tfw still don't want to talk to my phone so all these cool AI features are worthless
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>>56920831
>they're putting bugs in your home now
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>It's a normie music episode
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Poo in the botnet
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Pajeet botnet
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Stream video quality going to hell.
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>playing on youtube
are people cancer now?
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>>56920811
REALLY
QUITE
VERY
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>>56920842
Kek
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P A J E E T
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>Ok Google play <song>
>THIS VIDEO IS BLOCKED IN YOUR COUNTRY
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GOOGLE PREPARE THE LOO
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>poopland music plays in the background
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THIS PAJEET SPEAKS WHITE AS FUG
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STREAM IS DEAD
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ok google get my poo in the loo
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>only 1000 posts
L O L
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All of this is very underwhelming.
No innovation, just improvements. Just like apple and Microsoft.
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>>56920814
>i was only pretending to be retarded
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>>56920893
hi newfag
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P A J E E T
O
O
IN
LOO
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SOUNDCLOUD IS DEAD
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NOT SURE IF POO BELONGS IN LOO
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>>56920893
New fags pls go
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>>56920887
Haha this
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>>56920893
6 yous 6 yous
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>Google, play me a song!
>Okay, but first listen to this ad.
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I LOVE BREAKFAST CLUB
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>>56920893
rolling sticky you retard
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>india
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>>56920823
Tech blogs will write clickbait articles with titles like "The problem with Google's Pixel Launch", "Does Google have a minority problem?" Etc if they don't use niggers
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>only 1000 posts
Goodle is dead on arrival
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>only 1000 posts
>"""""sticky"""""
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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DESIGNATED
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>>56920903
At least I can understand him
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>>56920831
Do you think Dom will leave Alexa for Google home?
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brings me memories of the designated streets in panjeetopolis
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OKAY GOOGLE HOME WHERE WHERE DO I POO
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D O N T Y O U F O R G E T A B O U T M E
W E A R E A L W A Y S W A T C H I N G
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>>56920893
Worked better first time round
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ok google play Take The Poo To The Loo
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>>56920920
What's "her" name?
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Brojeet didn't clear it up. Can't your phone already do this?
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>>56920902
>>56920909
>calling other people new
>doesn't recognize one of the most obvious fucking pieces of bait on the planet
How are you enjoying your first weeks here?
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>zootopia
FUCKIGN FURFAGS!!!!
GET OIUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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FURRY
U
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R
Y
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You can listen to music on the google home speakers.
W O W
O
W
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PLAY MUSIC
>PLAYS BOOBY BROWN
fuck
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Google, play "Loud Screaming Sound 10 hours"
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THE CIRCLE WAS NOT AN INSTRUCTION MANUAL
THE CIRCLE WAS NOT AN INSTRUCTION MANUAL
THE CIRCLE WAS NOT AN INSTRUCTION MANUAL
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>>56920905
soundcloud will convert to a monthly fee service soon. its dead anyway.
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He's a furry
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>>56920920
>so mid 2000's
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>>56920926
>>56920779
PLEASE TELL ME HOW I CAN FUCK HER
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zootopia
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>>56920935
dunno but she has nudes
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>D E S I G N A T E D
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>>56920926
No way, Alexa FTW
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Okay google, find me the nearest clean street so I can poo.
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Spoiler : pajeet is a liar
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>>56920945
Who told you that
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>>56920893
Fuck off reddit
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>FURRY SHIT
DROPPED
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>>56920829
>>56920835
>>56920839
>>56920841
>>56920843
>>56920845
>>56920858
>>56920863
>>56920864
>>56920868
>>56920901
>>56920902
>>56920909
>>56920911
>>56920915
I literally posted the same bait 3 times now, and you guys fell prey.
Thanks for the (you)s
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>sticky
>only 1000 ">sticky \n>1000 post\nAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH"
It's an improvement
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>>56920953
now
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>>56920953
link?
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>you can now listen to music at home
whoa
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If I'd get this I'm afraid the silly thing won't be able to pick up my accent.
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>>56920932
I T S A L L I N Y O U R H E A D
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GEORGE
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G
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but does it have spit facts
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>>56920783
You get what you pay.
Still using 4 year old xperia Z here.
Same as new except the battery.
My friends switched Samsung galaxyshit 3 times by now, iPhuckphone twice
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>Was literally just about go buy an Amazon Echo Dot
>Now Google is coming out with their own
Well fuck.
How much is it going to cost?
I wonder which one to get now.
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>Ok Google, what is meaning of life?
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>>56919825
>>56920929
Google came a long way for this
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>>56920969
fuck off retard
sage
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Organize and control the world's information*
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>only 1000 posts
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>>56920969
More yous more yous
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>>56920920
>>56920922
?
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>came from wikipedia
LICENSE VIOLATION
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>>56920953
source
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>>56920974
>>56920972
she's 15 you fucks , stiupid pedos
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>>56920984
It's 42. *ding*
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Why do normies want to ask about celebrities so much?
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SO MUCH HATE ON INDIANS
YA RACIST FUCKS GO ROT
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>Dude says live on stream that you can just ask google to set your favorite music player
>Open Google Assistant
>Tell it that I want to use Youtube to listen to music
>It Google searches it
Holy shit can they do fucking anything right
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This google home thing sure knows the answers for the preprogrammed questions.
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Meh, the interesting stuff is past. Back to Drunken Peasants.
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Hi where are the videogames
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>>56920983
embrace the botnet, Amazon is dead
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>>56920983
They'll probably price it at $189 to fuck Amazon.
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>muh hands free
useless everywhere but on a car. just make a fucking remote
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GOOGLE HOW TO KILL MYSELF
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>He said the can't word
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>>56920987
You call me a retard and then you're gonna sage a sticky? Wew.
>>56920992
AGH YES GIVE ME MORE
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Let me explain the basics of fluid dynamics to answer your question.
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>google home
>capacitive touch
>deep learned
>aesthetic
>voice activated
>supports spotify
>google music
>youtube
>featured snippets
>that dog and chocolate fact
Fucking sold. I just hope it's priced decently. $200-300 I'm sold af.
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>>56921000
DESIGNATED DETECTED
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ONLY 1000 POSTS
GOOGLE IS DEAD
DEAD
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>>56920999
>>56921000
;-) nice, here are your respective (You)s
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damn, the way it answers questions from other websites. THIS is what i need, asking a robot random fuckign questions and getting an answer. NEED
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google how do i remove the botnet
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OK GOOGLE PLAY LOUD NIGRA 10 HOUR VERSION
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>>56921013
Idiot
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>continues asking google stuff for 20 minutes
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>>56921025
look ma!
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So these products are for the disabled?
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>Google, my wife is sleeping with a black man and making loud moaning noises, what should I do?
YOU SHOULD ALLOW HER TO DO WHATEVER SHE WANTS YOU MISOGYNISTIC PIG. SHE IS NOT YOUR PROPERTY.
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Can Google Home accept contectual texts like "that porn video I watched and liked a lot when I was 15...i forgot her name"?
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PAJEET STOP ACTIVAING MY PHONE REEEEEEEE
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>Biggest Android event livestreamed
>Only 1000 replys
Google is literally finished
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That's actually pretty cool desu
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>>56921025
Why do you keep posting this? It just makes you look like a retard.
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HATE READING
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BORING
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how long until /g/ accepts that pajeets are better at everything
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>north face
>marmot
>rei
ALL ON SAN FRANCISCO
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GOOGLE ARE YOU SPYING ON ME
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google how do I get a qt gentoo gf
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>>56921013
no.
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I'm watching this on my tablet while usin my phone and i have to re train my OK Google cause it picks up his voice
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that's some lispy spanish
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>spic language
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>>56921021
>want to be spyed on at home
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Can Google Home shill on /g/?
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>>56921038
Kek
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>>56921025
(YOU)
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>Using a Spanish accent with the 'th' sound
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>>56921045
he keeps posting it because google only has 1000 replies an hour into their event
absolutely dead
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GOOGLE HOW TO SAY POO IN THE LOO IN INDIAN
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this is fucking boring
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ME GUSTARÍA UNA CERVEZA POR FAVOR
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>>56921045
stop being a shill you cuck
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https://store.google.com/product/pixel_phone
>from AUD $1,079
JUST
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>>56921038
TOP KEK
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>>56921037
Yes.
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kek
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>>56920534
Too bad they didn't call it Google Eyepants.
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RESHEE
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>with your permission
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barthelona
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They are really good at inventing problems and needs and then present """"solutions"""".
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>your permission
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>>56921045
It's not me anymore lol. These are first responders to a (you) bukkake looking to scrape up the scraps.
Guess what bitch, I took all the (you)s
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ME GUSTARIA UNA CERVEZA POR FAVOR
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ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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>Nachos niggers language
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OK Google, how do I say "where's the toilet" in hindi
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>>56921049
Does that surprise you?
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JUDGE THAT MAN
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Ok Google find the nearest spot to poo in the loo
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stfu google woman
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BOLLYWOOD HIPHOP DANCE CLASS
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>>56921068
the replies nummer is stuck at 1000 on my pc
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>tfw hardware event has turned into google i/o v2
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>>56921080
bit late
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the only thing he exercises is his sphincter
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>planning dinner
POO IN A STEW?
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>ugly op3 with huge ugly bezel and all of the phones buttons placed on one side
HOW DID GOOGLE FUCK UP THIS MUCH?
IS THIS A MARKETING STUNT BY ONE PLUS???
t. oneplus1 shill
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people will buy this shit
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>>56921068
It's almost like the counter doesn't go over 1000 or something.
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Does anyone like to eat dry pasta as snack?
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>>56921080
Honestly they haven't earned enough cred to be making potshots like that.
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>can't buy anything with it
dead to third parties
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>Bringing this Google Home shit to a Mexican restaurant to have it translate "UNO CERVEZA POR FAVOR!" for you.
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ok
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Aren't we still in a society where you look crazy as fuck speaking at your phone
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>>56921091
NOT TODAY PACO
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did they already present the pixel? is it good?
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hahahaahah he takes hip-hop classes xdddddd
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>>56921106
rude
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>>56921076
650 in Trump dollars.
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OK GOOGLE, 2D6
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boy she flips
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>kids vitamins
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>>56921124
What hole did you come out of? Everybody is talking with them now.
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When will they stop shilling the """assistant""" meme?
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Do you think they'll ever get over this "ok google" stuff and show something interesting?
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Are pajeets at google the master race? They all excel at body language, English proficiency, being comprehensive and captivating at the same time, presentation, and probably educationally as well. Watching the other buggers was literally painful.
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>google flip a coin
When were you when google invented fully random number generator?
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Google who won the 2016 presidential election?
>Donald Trump beat Hillary Clinton in the 2016 presidential election and is currently 60% of the way to making America great again
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T E C H N O L O G Y
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Great, now FBI can switch off the light light before raiding your home with nightvision goggles.
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ALL I CARED ABOUT WAS THE PHONE
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Pixel XL 128GB $870
fug
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>all this shit
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>no ads
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>>56921126
camera seems promising, rest was already leaked. pixel is $649, don't know about XL
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>partnered with nest
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So, about those Pixel Phones; what are the specs and prices?
For about three seconds, I thought an ad was gonna play before the music video.
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>>56921145
They're genetically superior alpha males.
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>katy perry
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>In order to make use of any of this, you still have to go "Okay Google!" like some corporate retard
Can't they just come up with some fucking name like Alexa or something? This is one of the biggest reasons nobody fucks with Android.
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>>56921150
post that omegle link
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>getting interrupted by a scripted video
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Fuuuuuuck
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okay google turn off the wifi for my whole fucking family
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REMOTE CONTROLS ARE SO COMPLICATED, HAVING TO PRESS BUTTONS WTF
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>>56921150
>listening to cunt moaning sounds
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>>56921126
Yeah but it wasn't interesting so they started talking about other shit no one cares about.
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>>56921080
sauce?
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>>56921150
>female head
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>>56920987
>saging a sticky
Are you fucking retarded?
fuck off newfag
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I have a question /g/
Will any of this Google assistant stuff work with multiple accounts or between multiple people?
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>no microsd
>no waterproofing
>no wireless charging
>just 1080p on the 5"
Remind me why the pixel is better than the s7
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CURRENT YEAR MAN
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CURRENT YEAR
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CURRENT YEAR
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>mfw there's literally not a better and cheaper alternative to automate your home
Gonna buy this shit
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JOHN OLIVER REALLY THO
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IT'S 2016
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[CURRENT YEAR]
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IT'S THE CURRENT YEAR
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>le 2016 man
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CURRENT YEAR
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It's the
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>Le current Year guy
wew
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>>56921149
>being a racist anf fascist supporter
Back to >>/pol/ you go whiteboi
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>ok google pause
>pauses 10 sec later
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>>56921126
That depends on the kind of shill you are.
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I MEAN COME ON
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>CURRENT YEAR MAN
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ITS 2016
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CURRENT
YEAR
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LE THIS YEAR MAN
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>John Cuckliver
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>>56921154
that's a big 'za
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>john oliver
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CURRENT YEAR
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>Germany
>Pixel 32gb 759,00 €
>Pixel 128gb 869,00 €
>Pixel XL 32gb 899,00 €
>Pixel XL 128gb 1.009,00 €
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>john oliver
C U R R E N T Y E A R
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>>56921172
based
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I MEAN COME ON!
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>>56921170
>32gb
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>>56921166
FEC3332
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>>56921161
read the thread faggot
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>loud laugh track
kys burgers
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>LE CURRENT YEAR MAN
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
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>IT'S THE CURRENT YEAR
>>
ITS
>>
IT'S THE CURRENT YEAR!!!
>>
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>go to friend's house
>"okay google, what is my search history?"
>>
bruh give spoilers alert for stranger things
>>
>>56921218
BEING
THIS
POOR
>>
IT JUST WERKS
>>
HAHAHHHAAHHAHA
>>
>5.5" display +$120 burgerdollars
>5.5" display $770 burgerdollars
WHAT THE FUCK
>>
SHOW KEKED BY INDIAN PHOTOS
>>
>race mixing
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT BUILD WALL
>>
>poo in loo man
>white woman
>>
>>56921189
>89
>>
>>56921218
DEAD ON ARRIVAL
E
A
D
O
N
A
R
R
I
V
A
L
>>
Sand niggers!
>>
>>56921218
>refugees will still be able to afford it
>>
JUST WORKS
>JUST WORKS
JUST WORKS
>JUST WORKS
JUST WORKS
>JUST WORKS
JUST WORKS
>JUST WORKS
>>
why does some random lagdroid phone need a sticky
>>
IT JUST WERKS
>>
>IT JUST WORKS
jobs must be spinning in his grave
>>
new Date().getFullYear()
>>
Just werks(tm)
>>
>just werks
>>
IT JUST WERKS
>>
JUST WERKS
JUST WERKS
>>
>pajeet wedding
>just werks
>>
I'm pretty sure white women would never marry a poo in the loo
>>
>>56921170
link?
>>
CURRYED
>>
CURRENT YEAR
>>
>Biggest Android event livestreamed since an hour
>Thread has only 1000 reploes
Looks like everyone is tired of Googles shit. This is gonna be the biggest fail in modern history.
>>
>MASSEFFECT
>>
>IT JUST WORKS
>JOHN FUCKING OLIVER
Now THIS is podracing
>>
POO IN THE LOOO
>>
Just werks
>>
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IT'S THE CURRENT YEAR
IT'S 2 0 1 6
>>
bit racist tbhonesto
>>
>white woman indian male
POOED.COM
>>
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WHERES THE
C O U R A G E
O
U
R
A
G
E
?
>>
>>56921219
>2016
>>
POO 2 LOO
>>
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IT JSUT WORKS
>>
THEY TAKING OUR WOMEN.
>>
>>56921251
pooed
>>
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH 35 DOLLARS FOR AUDIO HAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHA
>>
>>56921268
never underestimate the depravity of a basic white bitch
>>
>>56921218
rapefugee tax
>>
>>56921269
https://store.google.com/config/pixel_phone
>>
Isn't this the same wthing as the amazon speaker?
>>
NEVER HEARD OF IT
>>
6p and 5x are not available anymore on playstore in Italy what about other countries?
>>
>>56921273
IM ABOUT TO MAKE THE JOKE AGAIN BOYS
>>
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IT JUST WERKS
>>
>"n-now you know why i was doing the.. dance... classes......"
>nobody laughs
>>
>Google show a racemixing white slut.
>>
>>56921291
You're taking ours
>>
>>56921291
I'm an Indian and am dating a white American lady.
>>
>can't get 128gb in REALLY Blue
fug
>>
>>56921158
XL starts at $769 for the 32gb, $869 for 128gb
>>
>>56921251
CURRIED
>>
>>56921219
2016
>>
>quick summary
>quick
>>
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>IT JUST WORKS
>>
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Missed me?
>>
>>56921218
this gotta be a joke, jesus christ
>>
>>56921268
bruh we're a much better race, accept it. Even based Hitler recognized us.
>>
1hr on a shitty speaker
>>
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>>
Having multiple devices not all responding at once is actually pretty neat
>>
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>>56921170
at least you can buy it
>>
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>$129
THE MAD MEN
THE
MAD
MEN
>>
QUICK SUMMARY
U
I
C
K
>>
$129
>>
Good price tho
>>
>>56921218
source pls
>>
>in the US only
FUCK OFF
>>
COMES WITH RED TUBE PREMIUM
>>
>youtube red
Wow, that really sold it to me
>>
>>56921230
LMAO
google went full retard
>>
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>buy multiple google home stuff so we can hear everything you say in each and every room
>>
>129
IM BUYING IT
FUCK AMAZON
>>
>>56921218
It'll probably be 1.2x that in Norway
>>
shieeet
>>
>>56921309
KYS
>>
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>6 Months of ad free Home.
>>
>You need subscription to use youtube without ads.
Yeah. No
>>
> Fun colors
>>
Amazon on suicide watch
>>
>>56921327
>HE LITERALLY SHITS IN THE STREET
>>
>>56921314
Ma nigga
Have your parents dis owned you yet?
>>
WHY DOES AUSTRALIA NEVER GET THESE SMART HOME THINGS
>>
>>56921304
yes but now it's google
>>
>>56921324
Surprised the battery lasted long enough to turn on the screen for that photo.
I loved you Nexus 4, but shit you were shit at battery and camera.
>>
I still like the Amazon dot for $50
>>
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>>56921308
PRE ORDERS ONLY $129
>>
>FAGGOT FLAG
>>
le lbt flag cause current year.
>>
>>56921345
why not use your phone for that?
>>
>>56921176
They are. Annoying as well. Also convoluted with menus and dialogs up the ass. Voice is much better. Especially since that shit is trained by years of deep learning.
Actually quite impressed by how useful google's botnet shit is. Compared to say what Microsoft has brought to the table.
>>
WEST VIRGINIAAAAAAAAA
>>
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>>56921327
>>
FURSUITS
>>
>FUN COLORS
>>
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>FAGS FLAG
>>
>random fursuit
>>
>wanting this kind of botnet in your home
lmao
>>
>>56921327
A whole nation full of bobby betabucks.
>>
>>56921309
Hello /padg/
>>
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Okay Google, set up the incinerators
>>
NORMIE FAMILY
O
R
M
I
E
F
A
M
I
L
Y
>>
DUDE RAINBOW LGBT FLAG LMAO
>>
>gay flag on american home
KEK
>>
Was that a furry talking to the Google router?
>>
Where's all the white people, I don't wanna see foreigners
>>
>>56921338
https://store.google.com/config/pixel_phone
>>
Oh gosh, the human element!!!!
>>
HOLY SHIT
>>
>that gay flag.
Seriously. They are trying way to hard
>>
>>56921302
thx2u
>>
>>56921358
Why do you think numb nuts, they wont sell cause our internet is unreliable
>>
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>>56921268
They even made a cartoon about it.
>>
>>56921331
not for that price
>>
was that a fursuit or a mascot guy
>>
>tfw mute watching this presentation
>>
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>https://store.google.com/product/google_home
>>
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>le whistling indie music meme
>>
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>Do babies dream?
???
>>
>>56921327
HEY FELLOW INDIAN!
>>
>there are suckers who will buy every single one of these things
>>
>$129
>$129
>$129
>$129
Mindblown.
>>
>>56921308
FUCK OFF TODD
>>
>all these normies enjoying life
>>
>>56921361
what do you expect it came out like 5 years ago
throw a modern battery and camera in the N5 and it would last another 3 years easy
>>
>fag flag
>fur suit
What the shit
>>
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>OKAY GOOGLE
STOP
JUST NAME IT GEORGE OR BOB OR TIFFANNY OR SOMETHING
WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO GO "OKAY GOOGLE" IN PUBLIC??????
>>
>furries and currys
>>
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Furfags at it again.
>>
>>56921396
Thanks. Holy fuck, what is google thinking...
>>
>>56921332
Yeah holy shit.
>>
Made by us !!
>>
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>>56921420
B
R
A
N
D
I
N
G
>>
>>56921410
>indie music
>>
How many conferences until google has some video or image that doesn't promote some other cause?
>>
>>56921422
It was clearly a mascot>>56921421
>>56921418
>>
>>56921357
Nope. My parents already are in good terms with hers. They are really good with me too.
I'm blessed.
>>
>>56921408
>USA ONLY
>>
GOOGLE GO HOME
>>
>>56921428
i'm preordering one
tfw not poorfig
>>
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>>56921432
source?
>>
>>56921422
>colored
WOW
RACIST MUCH?
>>
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I will buy google home just to get in the mood easily when I have girls home
>>
>>56921218
VAT
>>
Should I do it /g/?
>>
HEY GUYS LOOK AT US WE ARE SO PROGRESSIVE. WE HIRE LOTS OF GAYS AND POO IN THE LOOS
>>
At what times does it end?
>>
>>56921344
>buy multiple google home stuff so we can hear everything you say in each and every room
Pretty much. You give the panopticon an eternal ear into your home so you can ask a computer to flip a coin for you.
>>
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>>56921432
cow tits are disgusting
>>
we'll be talking about this day in 8 years guys
>>
>>56921446
I would rather get an iPhone at that price...
>>
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>Okay google install gentoo.
>>
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Oh boy this is for real
>>
>>56921218
Wow. Is this confirmed? 1000 euros for the Pixel XL.
>>
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>>56921396
>$769 for 5.5 inch
>We Apple now
>>
I could literally but 2(two) s7s for that price.
>>
Can google assistant ERP?
>>
>>56921350
LMAO
>>
>>56921447
blondebunny
>>
>>56921450
>Ok google, play some sex/sensual/80s soul/etc. for the next 60 minutes
Totally worth it.
>>
>>56921465
They still haven't gotten to Andromeda.
>>56921464
But those are beautiful girl tits.
>>
>>56921466
i hate ios
>>
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GOOGLE FIND ME A JOB
>>
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>>56921456
Isn't using minorities as a way to make yourself look good just as racist as going into a black project and calling everyone there a nigger?
>>
>>56921472
>>56921471
Euro fags unite
>>
Their efforts not to offend anyone are incredibly offensive. I hate today.
>>
>>56921476
>I could literally but 2(two) s7s for that price.
two unlocked S7s?
>>
ANDROMEDA WILL SAVE US
>>
>>56921491
Yes
>>
>macbook out of battery
>>
>>56920972
Boobs don't have an age, friendo
>>
>>56921486
>Plays Slayer
>>
>>56921486
>play some sex
>blacked.com video plays
>>
>>56921476
also why are you comparing a 5.5 to an s7 (5.1)?
>>
I hope the $1,079 I'm seeing is AUD and not USD lmfao, even that's not the 579 or whatever the fuck release price is
>>
Where the fag flag?
>>
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>>56921476
>doesn't even have the daydream headset included
JUST
>>
>>56921471
>>56921476
>we are apple now
LMAO google just went full retard
>>
Can we ask Uber if they don't have any triggering nicknacks in their car before they pick me up?
>>
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I'm ready to buy. Should I do it /g/?
>>
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>>56921488
What's andromeda?
>>
Microsoft released this same thing like a year ago and nobody cared.
>>
>>56921491
no one will punch you for the first
>>
>>56921492
>Not even on the italian store
Fuck we really are irrelevant
>>
>Pixel starting at $649
>Pixel XL starting at $769
Do they think they're Applel?
>>
Install an inflatable sex toy to GOOGLE HOME.
CONGRATULATIONS YOU NOW HAVE A SENTIENT SEX YOU
>>
>>56921516
Thats because that was Microsoft, and this is Google
Better Pajeet here
>>
>>56921514
fusion of android and chromeOS
>>
>>56921513
No, you fuck.
>>
>>56921494
yes unlocked
>>
>>56921491
>nigger
Excuse me, the correct term is "quite black".
>>
>>56921514
Hypothesized new combined Android/Chrome OS.
>>
So the Pixel got 89 what-company-did-you-say-again? points and the s7 got 88. That must mean the s8 is going to destroy all these scores right? I mean surely Samsung will improve their camera this year.
>>
>NO TABLET
>NO 6P RELAUNCH
>>
>>56921471
Literally same prize for an iPhone...
>>
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>raspberry pie in your basement
>>
>>56921514
>What's andromeda?
Rumored Android/Chrome OS hybrid.
>>
uhhhh
what
>>
uh
>>
>>56921533
Thats what they are trying to be
>>
>You can ask it to start meditation with Headspace
legit useful
>>
WHAT A JOKE
H
A
T
A
J
O
K
E
>>
sudden
>>
>>56921432
I want to impregnate those tits
>>
well good bye then..
>>
LOL RIP
>>
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THAT'S FUCKING IT
https://madeby.google.com/
>>
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>
SHUT IT DOWN
>>
WENT
>>
dropped like that remote
>>
hmm
>>
wow that cut was harsh.
>>
>NO ANDROMEDA
>NO TABLETS
>GOODBYE
>NO BLINK128
wtf I hate google now
>>
ahaha
>>
WTF?
>>
>cut off
well that was shit
>>
>IT'S FUCKING OVER
WHAT THE FUCK GOOGLE
THAT WAS THE WORST SHITSHOW I'VE EVER SEEN
>>
WHAT
did we just get cucked
>>
ok
>>
alright
no andromeda I guess
>>
did they just abruptly cut the video?!
>>
wow, nice ending
>>
Got a phone call midway fuck what did I miss?
>>
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well shit
>>
G O O D B Y E
>>
>>56921549
apparently it's some google image processing wizardry
>>
WHAT
>>
>>56921546
Someone should Photoshop that page so instead of quite black it says nigger black
>>
Xiami mi5 >>>>>>> ALL
>>
Jesus what an abrupt way to end
>>
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that was anticlimatic
>>
what an ending
>>
GOODBYE
*CUTS STREAM*
WTF WAS THAT KEK
>>
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>Cut off
>>
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That was an awfully abrupt end
>>
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LIVE STREAM ENDED
>>
Goodbye-
>>
RATE THIS EVENT FROM 1-10
>>
wtf is it over?
>>
So, it seems Google is pretty much Apple v2 nowadays.
>>
>>56921535
Sounds good
>>
nice way to say goodbye u dips
>>
GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>
damn that was cold
>>
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HOW THE CORPORATIONS CAN CONTROL YOUR LIGHTS
>>
WHAT?!
>>
FIN
>>
That ending made me laff
>>
>>56921494
>unlocked
>it's in German
Every fucking phone in Europe is unlocked, cuck.
>>
>>
>>56921618
protip: if you have to make a comparison to apple you're a pleb
>>
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AUD I hopefully assume
>>
Just like every girl I'm talking to
>>
>>56921616
jews/10
>>
That was fucking shit
>>
AND WERE DONE
>>
>>56921616
8
3 with price
>>
>>56921616
abrupt cutoff/10
>>
>30 MINUTES
>>
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NO ONE LAST THING?????? ;_;
>>
>>56921495
KEK
>>
>$869 US dollars for 128gb
One plus 3 here I come!
>>
>NO TABLET
>NO ANDROMEDA
>iPhone PRICING
Its the XL or the V20 for me.
>>
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They're doing something specifically for the press.
>>
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where's my fucking tablet google
>>
WHERE'S MY SIA
>>
I KNOW
I KNOW I LET YOU DOWN
>>
>>56921616
-1009€
>>
Ok, my choice is simpler: OP3, nexus 5X or 6p
>>
>>56921633
>t. retarded american who lives in memes
>>
>>56921616
4/10
Too much talking about assistant, shit's too expensive. Pixel is a disappointment and hardly better than the 5x/6p.
>>
WHERE THE FUCK IS ANDROMEDA
WHERE'S MY NEXUS
>>
I've been such a fool to myself to believe Google would actually step up this year.
>>
THEY LITERALLY DIDN'T EVEN MENTION WHAT EVERYONE WAS WAITING FOR THEM TO TALK ABOUT
>>
>>56921664
op3
>>
>>56921655
buy the phone and maybe you get a tablet next year.
Prove your loyalty to google
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/11363213
http://www.strawpoll.me/11363213
http://www.strawpoll.me/11363213
http://www.strawpoll.me/11363213
>>56921616
-10000
>>
>>56921616
89
9
>>
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Who /comfy/ but /disappointed/ here
>>
>1000 replies
>>
>>56921616
4chan Pass Clover/10
>>
>900 Canadian shekels just for the small version
I can't afford
>>
How cheap do you think I can get a 5x now that the pixie phone has been announced?
>>
>>56921616
6
I'm interested in the phone.
No idea who's the market for the rest of that stuff.
>>
>>56921676
Why?
>>
>>56921655
I guess my only hope is nvidia keeps making tablets... LOL
>>
What an abrupt ending
>>
so... which part will we be talking about in 8 years again?
>>
>>56921616
okay google/10
>>
>>56921709
only one with a decent processor
>>
SO THERE WASNT ANY SECRET SHIT ABOUT THE PIXEL GOOGLE HAD UP THEIR SLEEVE?? THE BACK GLASS WASN'T A SECOND TOUCH SCREENOR SOME SHIT?? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO JUSTIFY THE PRICE POINT?
SOMEONE ANSWER ME
>>
>>56921707
'Murica
>>
>>56921696
not even close to being in the same market
>>
>>56921666
Enjoy paying a premium for having the privilege of not having your provider control your phone, retard.
>>
>>56921715
the abrupt ending
>>
>>56921711
Pretty sure a leak or something showed Nvidia is planning on making a tablet with the NX's processor.
>>
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>128gb 5.5" same price as a 7 Plus 128gb
>>
>>56921721
unlimited photo and video cloud storage
daydream ready
>>
>>56921683
>Want to buy Nexus 5X
https://store.google.com/?srp=/product/nexus_5x
LOL
>>
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i am a consumer whore
>>
>>56921683
If I buy the Pixel, it'll be the XL 128 GB.
But in 4 month, when i'll get money, and when it'll drop price.
Or i'll just stick with my OnePlus One
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what's the downside of buying it unlocked? not looking to get cucked by verizon
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>>56921731
Other way around, they're using a new Tegra processor to make the NX
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>>56921643
underrated
>>
Is the device protection worth it lads?
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>>56921616
Ignoring most of the white people, a pleasant 8-9.
White people included, maybe 5-6.
>>56921668
Literally unlimited photo/video though. And google assistant. And all the EXCLUSIVE VR videos and tours and such. If you factor those in on top of all the other neat software stuff, I think the price is FAIR, granted it lasts 2-3 years without a hitch, though Google is very generous and forgiving when it comes to RMA. Don't think I'll get it though since a non-removable battery has always been a deal breaker for me...
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>>56921721
Ya got Bamgoogled, friend.
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>>56921721
It has the """new""" Google Assistant
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>>56921745
me too, but i dont drop my phones
>>
Please pay your respects to the best line of phones in android's history.
F.
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>>56921745
>Device protection
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>>56921745
HE ACTUALLY DID IT!
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it's been an honor taking screenshots with you this evening, /g/. xo
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>>56921752
>unlocked
>any downside
pick one
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>>56921745
lel
>>
>>56921745
what is Device Protection
>>
>>56921745
Cancel order is right there. Click. Done.
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>>56921776
fffffffffffffff
>>
>>56921707
Successful people who own homes
ie no one on 4chan
>>
>>56921745
QUITE BLACKED
>>
Google has jewed us all with same price as iPhone
>>
>>56921795
Extra $100 profit
>>
>>
GOOGLE INVENTED TWO KINDS OF BLACK
>>
Are we stagnated when it comes to phone technology?
I've seen nothing but numerical increments since 2014
>>
>>56921795
pure profit
>>
>seven hundred and forty-nine dollary doos
they've got to be kidding with this shit
i thought the bigger one would be $649 and the smaller $549
>>
>>56921752
Device locking is literally illegal where I live because it's absolute bullshit. Your phone, your choice. Always buy unlocked, friend.
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>>56921745
>not getting really blue
>>
>>56921795
Insurance plan for retards
>>
Continue discussion @ /spg/
>>56916350
>>56916350
:^)
>>
If I want a premium phone to show off I would buy an iPhone 7 plus for that Pixel price not a Google phone that looks like a Chinese 50 dollar phone.
>>
Only 3 years of software support.
My 4 year old IPhone 5S is still getting updates
>>
>>
Do you all think we'll get a discount later if we get the Pixel on Fi like with the 5x/6p? That was a pret good deal.
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>apple prices to capture apple retards
Brilliant
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>>56921802
>Successful people who own homes
They already own alexa
>>
>tfw 6p and 5x are not on sale anymore should I buy from amazon before they finish?
>>
>>56921745
MADMAN
A
D
M
A
N
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Guess I'm waiting for the S8. What a disappointing overpriced phone this shit turned out to be
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>>56921795
Extra year on the hardware warranty and two years of accidental damage coverage. Amex will extend that to a third year for free.
>>56921797
Going to sleep on it, 2-3 week lead time means I have time to think.
>>56921822
Not available in 128GB for the 5" pixel and I don't want the extra size/spend another $120 for the Pixel XL.
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>>56921854
Good luck
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>>56921683
iPhone SE
>>
How much can I get for trading a galaxy s7 edge in for the pixel
>>
>>56921781
Open your curtains dude, sunlight is good for you.
>>
>>56921837
Nobody will buy the pixel at this price since they will most likely think "oh, the iphone 7 is at the same price, I should get it because, you know, APPLE XD!"
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>>56921858
lol there goes a nice chunk of my paycheck. Quite Black XL 128GB with 2yr protection and Clear Case
>>
>>56921832
can't you differ a 3 from a 2?
>>
who here /waitingfotV20/?
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>$55 AUD for a case
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>>56921865
A punch in the face for being autistic
>>
My Huawei P8 is more desirable than the pixel.
>>
>>56921781
RGB
G
B
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So which one of these products do you think moot worked on? And don't say he was hired for Google+ because, yea, it's Google+.
>>
Just get a Sony Xperia, they are literally the best android phones available
>>
>>56921863
It better have a headphone jack I swear to christ Samsung. If not, I might give Xperia XZ a pop
>>
>>56921876
POORFAG
O
O
R
F
A
G
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>>56921905
He probably decided the phone prices. ;^)
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>>56921888
Well I'm using the at&t version on T-Mobile network so I'm not getting any updates and as food as Nova is it still isn't stock
>>
>>56918048
>Get Verizon or pay 650/770 for unlocked
They dun goofed
>>
>>56921910
HTC is also another option.
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>>56921854
What's the difference? Samsung has bloat up the ass. Performance wise it won't matter. And it's more than just a phone now, given that it has relatively tons of ACTUALLY COOL AND USEFUL software. Samsung doesn't even have removable batteries and I own a fucking Note 4. Fuck that shit man. If I'm going to overpay at least I'll get the fun shit, not some gook crap that blows your cock off that's locked down to the literal core.
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>>56921878
meant this one
>>
Just ordered a Moto G4, fuck the pixel garbage, overpriced just like the apple products.
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>>56921876
I'm just going to order a case from Spigen.
I only got a Moto X a year ago, my OPO really started acting up and their warranty department was useless. The Moto X Pure is not a bad phone, but Lenovo killed the update promises and the SD 808 struggles at times. I'm hoping with stock android that I'll be happier.
I went
>Samsung infuse (5.5" Galaxy 1, back in 2011, slow)
>Galaxy Nexus (loved that phone, USB port failed, extended warranty just refunded it)
>Nexus 5 (lost it like a moron)
>OPO (started having issues in year 2, OnePlus support useless)
>Moto X Pure (warranty support is garbage, my phone works alright but slowdowns/reboots have been bad lately, even with cache clear/stock firmware)
Hoping I love this phone as much or more than I loved my nexus 5.
>>
Missed this, feels like I've missed nothing again.
649$ is the new 599$, except with poo in it.
>>
>>56921885
These stupid pajeets have to be kidding us.
>>
>>56921858
>two years of accidental damage coverage
you realize there is still a $99 deductible for every claim, right?
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>>56921885
C
O
U
R
A
G
E
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>>56921939
Google is offering financing through the playstore tho
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>>56921949
poo is now officially worth 50$
>>
>>56921945
alles klar, dann tuts mir leid
>>
rather get the note 7 desu
>>
>>56921874
I think they'll instead switch to Android since it's "new and exciting", finally offering a "premium" option.
>>
>> android instant app, nothing like swapping out the instant app qr codes to download malware and create botnets. calling it right now that will happen.
>>
>>56921960
It's only $79 for the regular size Pixel, and one liquid damage/glass damage accident and that's a small part of the overall repair.
I also get a second year hardware coverage from Google for the device protection, which translates into three years total (Amex picks up the third year for free).
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REALLY BLUE IS ALREADY OUT OF STOCK ARE YOU KIDDING ME
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>No water/dust resistance
>No wireless charging
>No removable battery
>No SD card
>1080p on 5"
>Battery life unmentioned so it's probably shit
>$649 starting
How did they fuck up this badly?
>>
>blue already sold out
JUST
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>>56921979
desu
>>
It accepts micro SD?
>>
>>56922003
>wanting blue
retard
>>
>>56922013
BlackBerry shut down its phone manufacturing business. Don't count on it.
>>
I miss Nexus already
>>
>>56922013
>buying a shitty meme phone with a vertical keyboard
>>
>>56922044
KEKED BLACK
>>
>>56922004
well, at least it comes with free unlimited botnet
>>
I fucking dropping Google, no more of their shit for me
>>
Time to buy a Nexus 4 again
>>
Is there a difference between buying the phone from Verizon vs. the Playstore?
>>
Hiring blankies is fascism.
>>
>>56921923
yeah, i could be making more. didn't cost my entire paycheck but a sizable amount of it. resume-building in progress.
>>
>Apple is kill
>Google is kill
Who's going to step up now /g/
>>
>>56922070
Same. I guess I'll go with Oneplus phones in the future, seems like the only Nexus alternative.
>>
>>56922085
Don't forget Motorola is dead
>>
>>56922085
Samsung is only hope.
Sonys x series is a mess
>>
>>56921948
so far all my phones have been of the nexus line. just before the nexus 5 i was using a HTC Invincible, and i've been using a LG K7 as an interim phone since i dropped my nexus 5 over the summer and it stopped working as well.
>>
>>56921616
Since I know a Googler that probably worked on this shit, 6/10.
Good to see them taking control but the pixel is still a fucking iPhone clone.
>>
So what should I get? Pixel xl or note 7?
>>
>>56922120
Google's software is superior desu.
>>
>>56922085
>>56922112
s u r f a c e p h o n e
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>Flagship price without flagship features
>B-b-but our camera upload!
>And look, we have a gay! And a woman!
Holy shit, did they kill everyone who worked on the Nexus line?
>>
>>56921776
FFFFFFFF
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>>56922085
> Apple is kill
meanwhile
> iPhone 7 selling more than ever
> iPads are years ahead of any competition
> New MacBooks coming soon
/g/ is Apple now,
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>>56922085
>Chinks own Nokia
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What reasons are there to buy the Pixel over the Nexus?
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>>56922192
The camera has been rated as 89/100 by some organization you've never heard of.
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>>56921776
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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>>56922192
All your recordings / pictures are automatically part of the botnet. You're paying for the privilege.
>>
>>56922138
I was really talking about the hardware design. But yeah, Google's launcher is good.
I really want to see this thing after two years and see how it holds up during that time.
>>
>>56922192
If you already have a nexus that works? Not much. Are you really into VR? The camera and battery are a little nicer, not $700 nicer though.
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>>56922112
Samsung - no updates, touchwizz, explodes
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>>56922192
Google probably incorporated their own Knox into the pixel. For """security""" reasons.
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>>56922202
DxOMark is known, but their tests are fully automate. so easy to optimize for google's machine learning and real world might be very different.
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Why does this thread have 1000+ replies?
Do people really get that excited about phones?
What's to be excited about? Oh woo a slightly faster processor. Oh woo a sliver more ram. I can't wait to push the messenger app to the limit and gain those extra few frames per second!
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>>56922239
parts of Knox were already upstreamed into AOSP a long time ago.
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>>56922253
Why are you in this thread
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>>56922085
china
>>
>>56922253
why do you even visit /g/ senpai?
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>save and secure
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>>56922004
Also
>Single bottom-firing speaker on a massive blank chin
>>
>Biggest Android livestream event
>Thread that has been there from 30 minutes before the beginning until the end
>Thread has only 1,000 replies
Looks like nobody cares about Google anymore. These phones will be dead on arrival.
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>>56922278
>PHONES NOW
And that image is from six years ago.
It's not even that diverse anymore.
>>
>>56922143
>windows phone
>better than iPhone
You're delusional.
That's coming from someone who wants it to do well. I'm just being realistic.
>>
>>56922300
>thread doesn't update past 1000
>>56922253
You didn't watch the stream literally kill yourself
>>
ALL PART OF MOOT'S KEIKAKU
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>>56922253
>>56922300
You must have lurked for at least 5 years before posting on 4chan, newfags
>>
Is there a functional difference between the Pixel sold from the playstore and Verizon?
>>
>£700 for 128GB version
No, thanks. I was thinking about upgrading my M8 but no phone is worth this much.
There seem to be price war on the market. Basically they are trying to trick people into thinking more expensive = better.
Let's be honest, it isn't worth more than £400.
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>>56922085
BlackBerry.
They're developing a new ultraphone in secret, this "discontinued hardware division" crap is a ruse and you all fell for it.
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>>56922336
Apperently Verizon has a locked bootloader,
http://www.xda-developers.com/dont-push-meet-the-new-google-pixel-and-google-pixel-xl/
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>>56922354
It looks like the Indian $4 phone
>>
ok google, search s7 edge on ebay
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>>56922312
Yeah I feel exactly the same way actually, that's why I put meme spaces between each letter.
>still no announcement
>>
Is the thread capped?
>>
>>56922361
god fucking damnit
I have $300 in Vz giftcards I could have used. Why do they fucking ruin everything?
>>
>non-removable battery
>no mSD card slot
>not waterproof/resistant
>fast charging kills battery in <6 months
no, thanks.
>>
>>56922388
>$300 in Vz giftcards
Tell grandma to stop
>>
IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
>>56921966
financing doesn't justify the price, you still end up paying the entire amount (obviously)
>>
>>56922400
Nah. I got them for trading in phones during a promotion.
They were like 7 year old blackberries normally appraised at literally $0.01 by Vz but they had a promotion to bump everything up to $100. They were accepting literally any smartphone that had a non-cracked screen and battery.
I honestly should have abused it more than I did.
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>>56922364
It looks like ass
>>
Remember, we will be talking about this event in 8 years :^)
>>
>>56922423
>you still end up paying the entire amount
obviously, but that post was implying you can either finance through verizon or pay full price from google. that's not the case this time around.
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>>56922445
We will. As the turning point when everything went downhill.
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>>56922430
Samsung was pulling a similar promo in september here. Basically any phone that worked got $200 off an S7/Note7. Nowhere near as abusable as that vz one, but it was pretty sweet nonetheless.
>>
Why are you excited for literally Botnet The Phone Wew Lad
>>
>poor people can't afford the latest flagship
>this is shocking to people
jfc
>>
>>56922500
No one is.
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>>56922500
>A thread about a livestream
>Open since 2.5 hours
>Only 1000 replies
This is really low. Nobody is interested in it. Google is finished.
>>
Fucking shit. No update that fixes Android itself. Touch screen latency, audio latency, still has crapdragon, battery is random as fuck on android. The good things about this phone to me are googles assistant and ability to manage files. Other than that, iPhone smokes this thing.
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>>56922556
Newfag spotted.
>>
>no microsd slot
>have to buy 128gb version or stream all my music
nope.avi
>>
>>56922593
>stream all my music
you do realize that to stream your music it doesn't need to actually be -on the device-
>>
>>56922593
> using phone for music
>>
>>56922593
What are you going to have on your phone other than apps and memes?
>>
>>56922608
your point?
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>>56922608
>Streaming music
Yeah I really enjoy google music stopping, buffering, and skipping songs every 10 seconds
>>
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>>56922593
this
>>56922615
don't be retarded
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>>56922608
obviously. but i don't always have wifi and i don't want to burn through my data plan. also, it takes more battery life.
>>56922615
My ipod classic broke years ago and I'm too lazy to put an ssd in it
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>>56922619
>He doesn't have at least 40GB of me memes on his phone
Step up your game
>>
>>56922638
Sounds like you have shitty service and a shit sense of humor but oh well guess we can't all be blessed!
>>
>>56922608
>Must be always online and pay for data plan
>Constant buffering
>No signal == no music
>Very limited selection of music
>No control over quality of music
Can you name at least one advantage of streaming?
It is more troublesome and expensive that playing it the normal way.
>>
>>56922696
>Listening always the same 30 songs
>>
>>56922647
I want to apartheid those tits
>>
>>56922696
>Must always be online
Nope, most providers offer downloads in their own way.
>Constant buffering
Depends on how shit your ISP is
>No signal == no music
Good job repeating your first point, which just isn't true
>Very limited selection of music
Nope, most have wide selections AND STILL offer the ability to upload your own weird fetish music
>No control over quality of music
Various providers do though, but I bet you're a faggot who believes in FLAC so whatever.
I've proven you wrong, go cry to mommy about it.
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>>56918048
>>
>>56922789
>>56922773
Boys, work on your humor.
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>>56922732
>implying
Just one folder.
>>
wow its fucking nothing.jpg
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>>56922805
That's actually 8687 folders
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>>56921745
and how
>>
Price doesn't really matter since you can buy it with financing. Seems like a pretty good deal tbqh
>>
>>56922863
>Price doesn't really matter since you can buy it with financing. Seems like a pretty good deal tbqh
you're still paying $650 minimum
i went with paying lump sum since i need to hit $4k in the next 3 months to get my bonus on the Chase Sapphire Reserve
>>
>>56922863
desu I'm most excited for automatic updates
should be nice
>>
>>56922882
>you're still paying $650 minimum
no i'm just paying like $27/mo
>>
>>56922863
You are the embodiment of what is wrong with America.
>>
>>56922900
>making something affordable is bad
>>
>>56921133
how much in shillary shekels?
>>
>>56922900
I bet you're one of those fags who legitimately believes we should pay off the national debt LMAOOOOOO
>>
>>56922900
>You are the embodiment of what is wrong with America.
if it's your first time using their financing, there's 0% APR for 2 years.. you're literally just paying for it spread out over 2 years with no extra charge
pretty good deal
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should I get a note7 instead?
>>
>>56922900
I'm actually beating inflation with this deal, or do you not understand how money works?
>>
>>56922933
no get the edge instead
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>>56922933
yes
>>
Long time nexus user here. Thank god I jumped ships and actually bought the iphone.
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>>56922997
literally the same price
but you know that already and are just a poorfag posting about phones you don't own
>>
>>56922998
>He works at GeekSquad
I .. dunno. Good job for going outside, anon.
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>>56923021
nah i work in the back.
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>>56922663
>NOOO STOP INSULTING GOOGLE
Literally you right now
>>
Posting in a sticky
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>>56923026
Right on mang.
>>
>>56923038
But I'm defending all music providers. I hope you find happiness someday though friend you seem in desperate need of it!
>>
>>56922863
>Price doesn't really matter
>Seems like a pretty good deal
doesn't compute
>>
>>56923071
For $27/mo
That's less than a dollar a day to have a sweet smartphone
and after 2 years you basically get to use it for free
>>
>>56921776
owned a total of 3 nexus phones. the best ones. 4, 5, and 6.
F
>>
>>56923093
>the best ones
>names the shit ones
What did he mean by this?!?
>>
>>56923056
Same
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>>56921170
You think that's bad?
>>
>>56923093
>the best ones
>6
>not 6p
>>
>>56921683
anything in Samsung's 7 line a year later when prices drop. ROM support will be very complete at that point.
>>56923116
>shitdragon 810
>huawei
>>
>>56920550
B
O
T
N
E
T
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>>56923089
>and after 2 years you basically get to use it for free
And you also don't get anymore updates. And the (non-removable) battery has gone to shit.
>>
>>56923112
What the fuck
What kinda dollorydoos are those?
>>
>>56923089
>That's less than a dollar a day to have a sweet smartphone
>and after 2 years you basically get to use it for free
this is some high level mental gymnastics
>>
>>56923137
>Rom support
>samsung post S5
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
>>56923156
Oh wait it's Canada. Sorry my Northernly Inclined friend.
>>
Is the 810 that bad? Like, what do I need to do to max it?
>>
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>$650 for base model
Just fuck my shit up
>>
>>56918048
Google fucked up with the Pixel, again.
If they truly want to do what they are planning, theys hould sell it as cheap as possible, like 50 bucks chink shit cheap.
To truly over the world in a Google network. Affordable device for everyone for everything.
>>
>>56923137
>shitdragon 810
causes literally no issues in the 6p because the thermal design is so good
>>
why dont all poor people just roll over and die
they can barely afford toothpaste and think their mcdonalds job wages should be @ $20/hour
so just end them already
>>
>Flagship price without flagship features
>not waterproof
>no sd
>ugly as fuck
>shit battery
>round fucking icons
>no OIS
>on screen buttons despite that HUGE disgusting bottom bezel
>SD821 that is going to be obselete in 4 months
>muh camera is the only positive thing that is not incremental update
There is NOTHING in that phone that warrants a $650+ pricetag. NOTHING.
Normies won't buy it. Nexus fags won't but it. no one but a few google cocksuckers from r/android will buy it.
What a horrid disaster.
Sad!
>>
>>56918048
btw if you wonder 5x or 6p gets support or not check it out
https://twitter.com/googlenexus/
>>
>>56923257
>VR isn't flagship
??????????????
>he needs an SD card for his shitty little chinese cartoons in 2016
oh my god how embarrassing
>>
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My m8 gets slower by the day, what phone to get now? Pixel / XL turned out to be less than hoped for but still a nice phone i guess; leaning towards the note 7 / 6p, maybe even a chink phone. pls help me out senpai
>>
>>56923257
Sad but true. I was waiting for the Pixel reveal to buy a new phone. What does/g/ recommend?
>>
>>56923268
>VR is flagship
????????????????????????????
>>
Idk why phones aren't 128gb standard. The shit is piss cheap to make these days.
>>
>>56923279
the Pixel :)
>>
No keyboard NO SALE.
>>
>>56923266
WAIT! SO google is supporting the devices that they said they would support when we bought them?
THANK YOU BASED GOOGLE
>>
>>56923268
>VR
>not implying non animated chinese cartoon comics, music, or roms
Kill yourself.
>>
>>56923219
this
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>>56923273
Xiaomi Redmi note 2
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So what's the big fucking deal about the new shitty phone? I don't think Google does a bad job but they're fucking with the customers with this phone.
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>>56923315
>>56923293
honestly you should seek some mental help
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>>56923311
Money?
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>>56923279
Pixel xl 128gb with device protection
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>Phone by google[s]
Jesus christ that is racist.
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>poor people starting to post
yuck, bye losers
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>>56923346
Drink bleach pussy
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>>56921189
Doesn't explode
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>>56921189
It doesn't have a shitty skin ruining the great hardware.
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>google fags btfo'd.
>mfw normies will eat this shit up like the faggots they are
>mfw normies will spen up to a thousand dollars for this soykaf
>mfw normies are going to be believe their google wifi is better wifi
Just got my new S6 Marshmallow, for 150€. brb removing the botnet and jacking it to how much better value on it is.
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Kinda weird
>halo 7 being announced tomorrow
>wait but you know that it's halo 7 already
>is it still an announcement?
How about
>details on the upcoming pixel and pixel xl being revealed in 30 minutes
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>>56923456
what is a custom rom ???
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>>56918048
I already bought mine, Silver, 128 GB, XL, Device Protection, and Project Fi
godspeed Google
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>>56923257
there's literally no reason to buy this over a 5X
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Kek
I bet Google is now realizing they should've closed source Android when they bought it. They've been getting cucked out of their own platform by Both Samsung and LG
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>>56920623
Ayy that's what I did
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>>56923661
Hardware != software
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>>56920827
So it's not even a router? Just a repeater?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rykmwn0SMWU
i can't stop fapping to this
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anyone else happy they bought a 6P last year?
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>>56923767
you're not even trying
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>>56923790
yeah - i'm gonna sell mine to offset the price of my Pixel once it gets here :^)
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>>56923257
>Nexus fags won't but it.
actually i probably will lol. i don't want an sd card slot, i think the battery seem gr8, and i already use a launcher on my nexus 6p. pixel is probably going to be my next phone
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>>56921776
F
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>>56923767
0:43 kek
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>>56923790
why would i not be? it's a good phone
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I just got here what's the price? Is the botnet phone really worth it?
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>>56923793
it gave me the same feeling when i watched this last year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rykmwn0SMWU
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>>56923826
650 $ for 32 GB.
Not worth it.
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>>56923826
Really fucking expensive, really fucking not. >>56923772
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>>56922004
Sounds a lot like the OnePlus 3 except for that price.
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>>56923268
>he needs an SD card for his shitty little chinese cartoons in 2016
You cunts keep posting this fallacy. No, you don't need an SD card, but it's still better to have one than to not have one. I don't understand how you enjoy having less features. If my phone had an upgraded version that somehow added a fucking parallel port without sacrificing size, weight, battery life, etc it would still be better than the current version - despite no one using a parallel port in a phone, because it's one more thing I can do if I ever want to. People who don't want an SD card aren't better off - they gain literally nothing wether it's there or not - and people who don't want an SD card are worse. Removing a feature without adding anything has no upside for anyone.
Also that post was outlining how nothing in this phone warrants the price tag. If it's not the features, then what is it?
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>>56923826
it's expensive trash
instead of a pixel xl you could just get a top tier flagship like s7 edge or iphone 7 plus
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>No microsd
>No waterproofing
>No wireless charging
This is garbage.
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>>56923975
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>>56923257
>Flagship price without flagship features
Maybe outside the US. Also it has tons of exclusive things like immersive tours in partnership with Youtube. 4K. VR. 1080p screen.
>not waterproof
No nexus ever was?
>no sd
See above
>shit battery
Wait for the reviews. It's about implementation and efficiency. Besides that, no nexus had a beefy battery. It's at the very least fair.
>>round fucking icons
You sound autistic. Also get a launcher.
>no OIS
Literally fucking wrong.
>on screen buttons despite that HUGE disgusting bottom bezel
Nonissue. Besides, my Note 4 has a smaller bezel than my Nexus 5. What's your point?
>SD821 that is going to be obselete in 4 months
How so? Processors are fast enough for mobile phones, especially if the software is implemented properly, which in the case of Google it definitely will be.
>muh camera is the only positive thing that is not incremental update
Why are you complaining about a good camera and its corresponding features, which btw include UNLIMITED uploads?
>There is NOTHING in that phone that warrants a $650+ pricetag. NOTHING.
You're a cancerous memer who destroys every bit of originality.
>Normies won't buy it.
Blue sold out.
>Nexus fags won't but it.
I will.
>no one but a few google cocksuckers from r/android will buy it.
I've been on reddit exactly once.
>What a horrid disaster. Sad!
A bit like you're life I'd say. I hope you find happiness someday though friend you seem in desperate need of it!
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>>56923971
this, the camera on the pixel actually seems really impressive and it's apparently the best ever smartphone camera according to some test site
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>>56922167
> iPhone 7 selling more than ever
Wow really, a sales counter didn't decrease? That's really impressive!
Now for a non-fallacy: sales are much lower than previous models. It's selling like shit.
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>>56923994
s7 edge and iphone 7 plus >>>>> gjewgle pajeetphone
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>>56924014
>Now for a non-fallacy: sales are much lower than previous models. It's selling like shit.
This.
>>56922167
kys
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>>56924002
>You're a cancerous memer who destroys every bit of originality.
Enlighten us. What warrants the price tag ?
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>>56920831
I knew this was coming years ago. People are stupid to willingly bug their houses.
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>>56924002
>exclusive things like immersive tours in partnership with Youtube.
>Nonissue for me so must be non issue for everyone else!
Retarded piece of shit.
How much is Jewgle paying you for this nonsense? lmao.
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>>56923991
>>No microsd
>>No waterproofing
>>No wireless charging
i had none of these for the nexus 6p, and i didn't want any of these features. i don't put my phone near fucking water, and i store everything in google drive.
>wireless charging
nah, i can just plus my phone in with usb -c, not a big deal for me
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>>56923897
>added a fucking parallel port without sacrificing size, weight, battery life
but this is impossible
you are just using logical fallacies where there are no tradeoffs
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>>56922085
Literally the two wealthiest companies
how in the fuck is it kill?
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>>56920736
Looks nice too bad sony shit are overpriced.
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>>56924002
You're the "cancer". How does it feel to be owned by a corrupt corp.?
>It feels good
Yeah, for people like you.
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>>56924002
>Hurr durr other nexus phones don't have it so it doesn't matter
Other nexus phones don't cost flagship price. They're mid range phones for a mid range price and now this is a flagship priced phone that lacks the shit that other phones in its price range have. Its shit no matter how much you suck google's dick.
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>>56921652
Get the V20. We cannot encourage Google to be this shit. Absolutely haram.
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>>56923897
This, also a high speed 128 gig SD card costs something like 80 bucks. Not even a fraction of what Apple or Google charges for extra space, in addition to being much more universal and convenient. You can take it out to transfer files directly to another device without having to use some wonky-ass protocol or an FTP server, and you only have to pay for it once. Buy a new phone, you already HAVE the 128-256 gigs of storage to go with it, along with your files. You can also carry multiple ones if you need more. Storing an SD card in your wallet with a billion songs or movies on it is much cheaper, faster, and convenient than relying on "cloud storage" or streaming. There is no tradeoff. Implementing a card reader into a phone would've cost Google no more than a few cents per unit, the only reason they haven't is because they want to push their cloud bullshit and become Apple by gouging the shit out of their prices.
Also, you know, you could just replace them if they break. Good luck trying to desolder a NAND chip.
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>>56921741
We already have the unlimited photo storage of any resolution and VR is a meme.
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While the specs on this phone are actually pretty good, it LOOKS old as fuck already, no sd card slot, and +100 extra bucks for 128gb built in storage, which really costs them fucking nothing to make. fuck all that, almost had me worried about purchasing my s7 a few days ago.
750 dollars for a phone with decent storage. jesus fucking christ google.
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>>56924002
>No nexus ever was?
No Nexus ever cost $650-870 plus shipping and tax either.
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>>56924084
6P wasn't marketed and priced as a flagship.
I can literally buy 2 right now without touching the XL's price.
>>56924090
It's kill for /g/
>>'VR makes up for it'
How? Watching weaboo porn?
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>>56924002
>No nexus ever was?
So what? Technology is supposed to evolve and plenty of phones nowadays are becoming water-proof (Moto G somehow decided to drop that feature, others added).
>See above
See >>56923897
>Wait for the reviews.
Fair enough.
>Besides that, no nexus had a beefy battery.
Again, technology is supposed to move forward. If I wanted a previous-gen Nexus I'd fucking GET a previous-gen Nexus.
>Nonissue.
For you.
>Besides, my Note 4 has a smaller bezel than my Nexus 5. What's your point?
What does your Note 4 and your Nexus 5 have to do with a discussion about the Google Pixel? His point was that they could have had a big bezel with buttons or a small bezel with no buttons, they somehow went with the worst of both.
>How so?
Let's try this one more time. Technology is supposed to move forward.
>Why are you complaining about a good camera and its corresponding features, which btw include UNLIMITED uploads?
Fair enough. I personally think it's stupid to charge for software features in hardware price, but that's me.
>>56924088
What logical fallacy did I use? Do you even know what that means?
>where there are no tradeoffs
Well there are no tradeoffs. There are phones that weigh less, have more battery and have an SD card slot. This idea that adding an SD card slot means you have to use a smaller battery is pure jewery.
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>>56924192
>no sd card slo
that's a meme, as a nexus buyer, i never wanted an sd card slot
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>>56924176
My main reason to use an SD card is that I keep my music in it, and when I change phones I just... slide the card in. I don't have to transfer 100 albums at once.
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>>56924218
google fanboys sound the same as apple fanboys these days
>>56924176
>80 bucks
que??
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>>56921652
>>56924149
http://www.androidauthority.com/lg-v20-g5-note-7-s7-edge-display-showdown-715493/
>Unbelievably cold color temperature
>Ouch, it’s poorly color calibrated
at least with the pixel you'll get a non-retarded screen and a great camera
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/3mzrl9/hi_im_hiroshi_lockheimer_here_at_google_with_the/cvjjro4
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>>56924218
>I don't want it, so it's irrelevant
Well I ride a bike to work daily, but I don't say cars are memes, m8.
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>>56924212
>This idea that adding an SD card slot means you have to use a smaller battery is pure jewery.
Not only does it take up battery space, the manufactures have to pay royalties to the SD consortium, which increases the price of the phone. It is also an additional ingress point for water.
I would much rather have no uSD card
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>>56924262
I was looking at the Samsung ones. You could probably get a shittier one for even less.
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What a fucking disaster.
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>>56924149
tfw LG pulled out of /balt/. No V20 for me.
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>>56924301
>It is also an additional ingress point for water.
Yeah, good thing they didn't put an SD slot, otherwise, they could not have make the phone IP6... Oh wait...
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>>56924255
this is reasonable
But phone's flash memory is fast enough now that its not too much of a hassle.
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>>56924301
>the manufactures have to pay royalties to the SD consortium
This I did not know. Guess it's pure jewery either way.
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>>56924146
>4K recording and upload
>VR
>USB type C
>Wireless charging
>Exclusive software like immersive VR, VR Google maps, Google Assistant, unlimited photo/video upload
>Top end & flagship SoC
Are you sure?
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>>56924301
If $20 smartphones have SD card readers, an $800 fucking flagship can, too.
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>>56924311
they're literally all the same. when you attach a well known brand name to it, you can sell the same quality parts at a premium. it's why sony still sells everything for way more than it's worth. see the xperia phones.
go to /csg/, and people are getting sd cards from china just as fast at a fraction of the cost.
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>>56924312
>It is better my friend ;)
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>>56924262
>google fanboys sound the same as apple fanboys these days
i would never bother to take out sd card, i am saying it literally is not a priority for me, at all. the reason i bought the nexus 6p was due to battery, screen size, front facing speakers, and fast finger print sensor.
>>56924299
ok i said it wrong, i meant to say it's not a priority for me
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>>56923764
It's both, like the Apple router
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>>56924386
You'd be impressed. SD cards are nowadays associated with cheaper phones, so premium phones don't have it. This means that not having feature is seen as higher-end. Consumers are retarded enough to think being able to do less things is a sign of quality.
Case in point: Xiaomi's Redmi line is cheaper/mainstream and every phone has an SD slot. When they started the Mi line they firmly wanted it to be seen as their premium line and removed the SD slot.
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>>56924312
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>>56924408
>DOPP FON OF TWANTY SEXTEEN
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>>56924386
Do you not understand how royalties work?
There's a difference between paying 1% on a $20 smartphone and 1% on an $800 smartphone
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>>56924457
>it literally is not a priority for me, at all.
and who the fuck are you exactly?
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>>56924467
>Case in point: Xiaomi's Redmi line is cheaper/mainstream and every phone has an SD slot. When they started the Mi line they firmly wanted it to be seen as their premium line and removed the SD slot.
if they removed it only to seem more premium, that's cargo-culting. there are real reasons for why you'd want to remove the SD slot such as saving space or to help waterproof the device
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>>56924218
>>no jack
>that's a meme, i use wireless anyway
>>
>http://www.androidpolice.com/2016/10/04/pixel-pixel-xls-cameras-will-not-optical-image-stabilization-ois/
>No OIS
COURAGE COURAGE COURAGE COURAGE
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>hy is that if you want a flagship phone with sd card, you have to choose between shit specs (hi Sony), or literral bomb
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>>56924467
So where does the S7, which is biggest selling android flagship by a large margin, which has an SD card slot fit into this?
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>>56924485
>and who the fuck are you exactly?
just a random person on /g/, why do you ask?
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>>56924495
Their Redmi line has huge battery, so that's hardly the reason.
As for waterproofing, I think neither line has it, but we've had physical slots before in waterproof phones (3.5mm jack, mini-usbUSB
>>56924620
Samsung doesn't follow this line of thought and I thank them for it. If their phones didn't explode and Cyanogenmod was decently compatible, I'd be all over it. I'd even accept AMOLED.
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Where my bezel bros at?
No thumblets allowed
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>>56924613
>what is the Axon 7
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>>56924655
a chinkphone ?
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>>56924655
>what is the Axon 7
google botnet + chinese botnet
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>>56924485
He's right. If you're choosing between SD and removable battery, always pick the latter. Most phones have higher capacities for cheap. Except applel with its 16gb base model but that's their business. And you should always perform backups anyway.
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>>56923469
>using a picture of the smiley with a carat nose
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>>56924691
did i miss something and android can do actual backups now?
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>>56921287
That's a small indgin.
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>>56923767
Google just killed my sides
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>>56924690
Official CM support negates that
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>>56924721
>did i miss something and android can do actual backups now?
google photos. plus google drive gives you a shit ton of space
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>The Pixel has a single, bottom-firing speaker, after having two generations of stereo front-facing speakers.
https://store.google.com/product/pixel_phone
It just keeps getting worse. lel. this phone is DOA.
>>
Why the sticky?
>>
The Pixel starts at the same price category as the iPhone and Samsung Galaxy phones. Nobody is going to buy Google's shitty phones at that price. I got the Nexus 4 and Nexus 5X because they were some of the best phones for their price. I would have never bought a Nexus if it cost the same as a Samsung Galaxy phone. Google fucked up with that price.
Despite the tiny low-HD screens, both of my Nexus phones had shitty battery life. I only use my Nexus 5X for calling and texting. I keep the brightness at the lowest level and always have my phone in battery saving mode, yet even that causes my battery to be at 60 to 70% energy remaining in one day. An iPhone can last 4 days longer than my shitty phone. Aside from Vanilla Android and the perfectly placed fingerprint scanner, I hate my Nexus 5X. And did I mention the tiny as fuck 1080p screen. If I'm out socializing with the normies and someone pulls out their Quad HD Samsung phone I have to put my shitty phone away because it is embarrassing as fuck.
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>>56924653
>A random Maggie appears
Why
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>>56924652
Is there a problem with AMOLED?
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>>56924753
so no option for a full backup like with itunes and iphone.
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>>56924767
>>The Pixel has a single, bottom-firing speaker, after having two generations of stereo front-facing speakers.
fuck, why google, wtf?!?!?! fuuuuuuuuck
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>>56924753
Custom recovery
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>>56924809
Grow up mate. I'm still using a Galaxy S3 with a 720p screen and there is very little difference in terms of quality. The only difference is that you don't get to participate in the screen size dickwaving contest.
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>>56924809
>I got the Nexus 4 and Nexus 5X because they were some of the best phones for their price.
same exact reason i got the nexus 6p, well said.
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>>56924870
What bothers me about the Nexus 5X is that it has a relatively large battery and a small screen compared to the flagship phones, yet it still has godawful battery life. The battery life is laughably bad.
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>>56924870
>google is betting on VR
>resolution doesn't matter when the screen is just inches away from your eyes
top kek
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>>56924820
Degrades over time since it's made with proteins and proteins denature. The real problem is the red and green proteins degrade faster than the blues, so after a couple of years the screen has a blue tint. I think Americans change phones a lot, but here people buy cheap phones and keep them until their death, and for a long time Samsung was the go-to for sub-200$ phones. Those year-old phones have ungodly blue shifts.
Their flagships probably last much longer though. Samsung really pushed AMOLED forward single-handedly.
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Is Nexus got dated now or that phone still worth getting?
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>>56924652
Galaxy S7, LGG5, HTC10, Axon7 all have SD card slots.
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>>56924870
i can't even see the pixels at 300ppi.
manufacturer should stop cramming pixels and improve on colour accuracy, viewing angle or maybe 10bit display.
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What the fuck can someone please explain why there's no new nexus tablet. I fucking hate rumor blogs. No new Google tablet, no new Samsung tablet. REEE
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Hi, I'm the only useful part of the event.
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>>56924947
5X and 6P are still worth getting.
Pixel are overpriced iPhone tier shit now.
Everything else runs non-vanilla android.
To summarise: there is literally nothing to buy at this moment.
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i don't get it? the rn3p is better?
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>>56921162
Their relatives in europe steals and live in poverty.
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>>56924924
Note 4 here/2-3 years. White is piss-tainted under certain lighting (like white LED light), or grayish. Depends, but yeah. Note sure about the longevity of the S7 or Note 7 panels though.
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>>56918048
how long until Apple sues?
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>>56924989
>Chinese to English
These 2 languages are laughably easy to translate between.
I dare them to try to translate between Polish, Russian, Japanese, and English. Good fucking luck.
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>>56924992
Nexus don't run vanilla android anymore.
It's some lite version of what Pixels run w/o google assistant, pixel launcher, ...
also don't expect fast updates anymore. nexus 6 already got nougat 6 weeks after the current nexus phones.
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>>56924885
Nexus phones were always the phones for smart people. It had the best specs for the given price. At $650 they're competing in the big leagues. Google will never make a phone that has the build quality and dickwaving features of Samsung's flagship phones. They'll also never make a phone that is lighter, thinner, faster, battery-saving as Apple's flagship phones.
>>56924947
The Nexus phones will now become the red-headed stepchild. It's going to be an after-thought for Google. The Nexus phones have bad battery life, so save your money.
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>>56925013
apple didn't sue htc for the a9, which looks even more like an iphone.
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>>56925022
If the language has a large enough base of speakers, you bet your ass it'll do a good job of it. Except maybe Polish, I reckon it translates what you listed just fine since deep learning. Even if not, you can't substantiate your claim otherwise.
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>>56925051
Idk if you're trolling or are as ignorant as all ifags.
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>>56925041
>Google will never make a phone that has the build quality and dickwaving features of Samsung's flagship phones. They'll also never make a phone that is lighter, thinner, faster, battery-saving as Apple's flagship phones.
all i wanted was front facing speakers and a good camera.
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>>56925051
except it doesn't
Google is basically daring Apple to sue them with this one
>>
>bottom side speakers
Literally
LITERALLY
I LITERALLY DON'T GET IT
Just why in the FUCK would ANYONE do this?
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>>56922085
Huawei
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>sticky about a generic monopolistic botnet facebook normie device
Neo-/g/ - Advertising
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSUIQgEVDM4
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Why is google such piece of shit, why couldn't they make a phone that used the Pixel design language?
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>>56925063
I speak Polish and some Japanese.
Google translate is mostly useless except for very simple sentences and single words.
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>>56925120
>Just why in the FUCK would ANYONE do this?
i don't know but it fucking makes me irate
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>>56925078
you are the ignorant one:
ipod touch 5 is older than the htc one m7.
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>>56925128
they made the nexus 6p, i think you could actually be right. Their latest flagship phone looked pretty good too
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>>56925154
because the pixel is just a generic htc phone
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>>56925120
>>56925178
>>56924457
>>56924843
>>56924767
found the urban youths who listen to music on their phones in public
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>>56925154
Pixel tablet is pretty shitty as well. That's mostly software though
http://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2016/09/one-year-later-can-android-7-0-nougat-save-the-pixel-c/
It's amazing how much Google has regressed in both software and hardware. Looks like they are trying to compete with Apple.
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>>56925186
So you're trying to say that htc copied a fucking ipod which doesn't even closely resemble their phones aside from aluminum, and that apple didn't steal the m7/m8 design?
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>>56925220
no i use headphones everywhere public, i am not a fucking retard lol
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>>56925229
Yeah it is shit software wise, since very few actually follow Googles app design principles. You end up with blown up phone apps on tablets. But the design of the tablet hardware looks great. I though that's what they were going with when Pixel branding for the phone was announced.
What a disappointment
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>>56925051
I believe they have some cross-licensing agreement. So they don't sue each other.
>>
Does Google WiFi come with free WiFi?
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>>56918048
Just bought mine. Holy shit the XL is expensive.
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>botnet
>designated spying device
Yeah because they care what you fat fucks are doing on /g/ all day
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>>56925390
u actually did pre order? tell me if the new qualcomm processor is good
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>he fell for the 2+ gb of RAM meme
Might as well buy an iPad and get your ass fucked by fags. Android tablets are ass.
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>>56925114
I thought Apple tried to chase google on a patent with the maps app
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>>56925252
htc one m8 doesn't closely resemble the iphone 6 besides alumnium unibody (which ipod touch had before) and antenna lines on the back. iphone 6 has a flat back, htc one m8 has a belly. front looks completely different.
now htc one a9 on the other hand is like a carbon copy of an iphone 6.
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>sticky for a cellphone
>a jewgle cellphone
this board has turned to shit
the whole site has turned to shit
shame on the mods
shame
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>>56925437
I'll tell you November 17th when the phone arrives.
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>>56925364
They put the wifi IN the box. It gives out wifi like ice cream cones
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>>56925220
I sometimes find a youtube video while shitting at my home. I love to watch that with dual speakers.
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>>56925460
>I'll tell you November 17th when the phone arrives.
:D
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>>56925467
>I love to watch that with dual speakers.
I have the 6p, and the front facing speakers are barely louder than my girlfriend's iphone 6s
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>>56925457
this is a fucking gaming website. games and porn push VR and graphics card technology, if you don't like that fact then leave faggot. /g/ has always been a gaming board
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>>56925497
not much good VR porn yet (NA is the exception) and don't think google will allow pron in any official way.
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>>56925481
I've got an HTC One (M7). I do not have this problem.
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>>56925538
I had that phone before - much better front facing speakers
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>>56925531
i have watched a few hours of VR porn on my nexus 6p from torrented videos off of >>>/t/
i do not regret
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>>56925013
Suing for what? Releasing mediocre phones with no noticeable technological improvements while bragging about ones that have been no only in existence but common among other flagships for years while acting like they just invented the goddamn steam engine?
Yeah, the assistant looks pretty good but not 700 dollars good.
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>>56925471
I also signed up for Project Fi so we'll see how that goes.
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Why the fuck did they need to make an XL version?
Why can't a phone company focus on one size, and prioritize all their efforts on that one size?
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>>56925481
I hate noticing that its coming out of one side and having to figure a way to hold it without muting the entire speaker with one finger. It feels like the sound is coming directly at you, because it is. Not from a side vent shooting to your right.
Also, it is absolutely louder than an iPhone 6s on max volume.
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>>56925448
yep, ignorant ifag
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So many posts, I bet no one will notice that I like feet
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>>56925819
lol, look at this faggot, he likes feet. Kill yourself, subhuman scum.
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>>56925819
I can take some pics of feet with my Pixel XL for you when it gets here
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>>56926138
Of whose feet? I have particular tastes
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>>56923469
Good luck with the shit battery
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>>56920827
>This is all normie shit.
>>here's a Google branded repeator router
>>here's a Google branded VR
>>here's a Google branded Siri
>>here's a Google branded Amazon Echo
>>here's a Google branded iPhone
>Fuck this gay ass shit, where is my Google Glass?
I noticed only the autismos had the Google Glass.
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