What would we do or what would happen if we suddenly had infinite

>>56867392
Create a simulation of reality....

>>56867392
infinite processing power would be the end of the internet.
but at the same time you wouldn't need the internet anymore because every content could be generated in an instant

>>56867392
crack all encryption

Use it to obtain nudes.

>>56867427
>Use it to obtain nudes.
why ? nudes of everyone could be generated instantly

>>56867392
we could finally compute how much your mom weighs

>>56867392
why not use this to do every single processing problem.
Like what could have gone wrong in the womb or during a persons upbringing to make them think that this was an interesting question to ask.

>>56867462
But we'd have to be able to write a program that can do that, but of course you didn't think of that. It's a shame because I'd really like to use it to find what is wrong with your head you stupid monkey.

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we'd be wondering why this still fucking shows up.

>>56867449
underage projectile
please go back to your containment board or finish your homework kiddo

>>56867392
Simulate a better universe where anime was real

Play Crysis

Python would probably be able to get close to C's current speed.

>>56867444
Holy shit. You're right.

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>>56867493
>see this or any other loading icon
>feel relatively calm
>see this retarded nigger bullshit
>want to punch the cock out of computer

We could divide by zero.

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>>56867392

Solve this.

Sauce all the images.
I dunno.
How much RAM and storage we got?

>>56868072
This so much. The Windows busy cursor means the current app is processing shit or frozen.
On a Mac, the spinny wheel means the whole mac is fucking crawling, and it happens so fucking often.

>>56868092
prep time?

>>56867392
Nothing because memory latency is the greatest bottleneck.

>>56868092
1 trillion lions weigh about 2 * 10^17 grams
The Sun weights about 2 * 10^30 grams
It's significantly hotter too.

It would get interesting with 1 septillion lions.

>>56868077
How could mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?

>>56868127
>grams instead of kilograms
are you even french, faggot?

>>56867392
0.1 + 0.2 would finally be 0.3

>>56868129
Shit, man. You're as deep as The Nile.

>>56868163
B8

>>56867392
Society would eventually collapse when software that can simulate the universe emerge. You could instantly bruteforce the entire history of the universe and everything unknown would become known.

Everyone in this thread keeps talking about brute forcing the entire universe, but how the fuck are you going to do that when you don't even know how the universe behaves? And what its initial state is?

Well firstly we'd all die since the laws of thermodynamics would be overturned and everything would explode in an orgasm of infinite energy.

>>56868583
"infinite processing power" also doesn't imply infinite storage, so you couldn't.

>>56868604
>he fell for that ((xeno)) meme
Enjoy your death, imbecile

>>56867392
The issue would be to refine the current blocks of reality. You can either model reality in a quantum level and leave it running; or/and generate a person's cognitive data and use it to run a nervous and endocrine system simulator.

And since we have already infinite processing power we wouldn't care to process it in the lowest level.

The Singularity would come in a matter of months.

That, assuming we have infinite storage space as well.

If not, I would get rich by instantly mine bitcoins.

>we

How? Does everybody have access to it suddenly, or is it a scientific discovery which is kept behind thick lead doors, where only a few will be able to fuck around with it?

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>>56867444
>tfw you could generate nudes of every single person that has existed
>tfw you could generate nudes of every single person that will exist

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>>56868701
>tfw you could generate photorealistic 4k resolution cheese pizza videos

>>56867444
>>56868066
>>56868701
Why settle for nudes if you can just make your dream porn starring them?

compute the last digit of pi

>>56867444
>obtain nudes

I will obtain pictures of me, where I am truly happy.

>>56868803
kek

>>56867731
U MAD

I wonder what will happen if our phones had infinite processing power. We'd probably be creating porno of almost everyone we see in an instant.

>>56867444
generate that emma watson, natalie dormer, jennifer aniston, angelina jolie foursome

>>56868745
with lots and lots of cheese

>>56868932
Don't forget Natalie Portman. I can't imagine myself creating a tonfuck of porn starring Natalie Portman because my dick might explode.

>>56867392
The computer would be forbidden due to oppressing females. See
>>56868803

>just because you have the processing power means you have the program to generate accurate nudes
wow you guys are fucking retarded

On a somewhat similar topic, how does it feel to know that some day in the future fake video footage that's indistinguishable from real footage will be able to made easily by an individual in a short amount of time and this will be used to incriminate people in court?

>>56868965
I won't get any work done. At all. I mean, at that point, what's the purpose of life?

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>>56868983
You can emulate infinite neural networks and make them imagine porn for you.

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>>56868832
anon...

>>56868832
fuck

>>56867392
>infinite processing power
that means we also have infinite energy that is spent on the process
which means we have infinite mass that stores that infinite energy
which means there is an infinite gravity everywhere caused by that infinite mass
which means the entire universe already collapsed into a point mass

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>>56867427
what about files encrypted with infinite+1 computing power?

>>56870925
But no, because god did it.

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>>56867392
nuclear explosion simulation and bomb development like the chinks do
imagine having the chance to erase the degenerate murrikans off the face of earth

>>56867421
>every content
Have fun filtering out the useful content.

>>56871914
An infinite amount of computing power will be used to select the useful information.

2 chicks at the same time

>>56867392
Divide by 0

>>56872154
'chout for your cornhole bud

>>56868352
>You could instantly bruteforce the entire history of the universe and everything unknown would become known.
Incorrect you would need to observe every atom in the universe and put it into a program to solve it.. You're still limited by how good of a model you can input into the machine

>>56867392
We would actually only have -1/12 processing power

>>56867444
>>56867427
That's bullshit. Infinite processing power doesn't mean that we magically have algorithms for everything. How the fuck would you generate nudes?

>>56873597
with infinite processing power.

>>56873597
>https://babelia.libraryofbabel.info/slideshow.html
>https://support.office.com/en-us/article/Organize-and-find-photos-in-OneDrive-6a9b0298-f504-4992-af0e-45e2f270afc9
>OneDrive automatically creates tags for things it recognizes.

we have teh technology senpai.

>>56873555
Underated post