Hello i'm from Microsoft Support Center, we are calling you because we have been made aware that your computer has viruses.
>>56690256
jesus Christ thaTS AWFUL! DO YOU THINK I SHOUld go to a hospital sire?
>>56690286
No No sir, I can help you. You do not need to go to the Hospital.
>>56690256
How many Poos can be put in my Loo Rajesh?
>>56690657
sir
Sir
SIR
your computer has a virus and needs to be cleaned. Do you want it cleaned
>>56690675
whoa i have Wiruses on my daKSTop? whoa
>>56690256
mr poo in the loo, can you help me? winblows gave me an evil popup on internet explorer, claiming my computer's infected!
>>56690787
Yes, Yes your computer is infected
>>56690256
Can you hear me? So my son has been downloading these viruses and I cant get em off. I cant get these viruses off! Theres a ton of cocks. I need them off! I need to do taxes. I am THIS high in debt, theyre gonna saw off my fingers. I need to do my taxes, my sons has been downloading nipples, all over! You need to help me!
Save me, Lord Vishnu! Please do the needful and fix my computer.
>>56691122
you need to first to go to webuwebuwebu dot GHOOOGL dot com
>>56691193
Did you you say Vindaloo, Happy Vindaloo day!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFFV9sM2d_c
>>56690256
Are you saying windows infected my computer? I'm going to sue you.
>>56690675
Of course I want it cleaned you smelly monkey
Stop asking questions