Whoever invented MicroSIM and NanoSIM is a stupid fucking nigger.

>step 1
Don't be a fucking idiot
>step 2
success
Sage, kys.

Holy shit you're retarded

>>56648614
You done goofed son.

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tweezers? needle-nose pilers? a paperclip?
shit dude, I could pull that out with my teeth in a pinch.

Why was this "technology" invented in a first place?
Space inside of it is not THAT relevant.

>>56648614
>lg
just boot loop my shit up

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>>56648677
I'm trying with eyebrow thingy but it's too thick so I can't pull it under and get a good grip...

>>56648774
God, you are retarded.

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>>56648774

>this thread
it's going to be amazing

You do know that network providers will provide a smaller or larger sim free of charge.

You need to use a needle to press down the pins as you push the card out.

>>56648774
You know you can pull off the sd tray to have access to the sim slot, right?

>2125 mah battery
i feel sorry for you

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Toothpick+eyebrow thingy saved the day. My SIM doesn't seem to work but I've tried pushing it back to MicroSIM phone.
Now can someone tell me why this was invented in a first place?
>>56648882
Mine won't. Besides it's weekend and I can't wait until Monday.

>>56648900
You can't as far as I know on this model.

>>56648927
Because third world fags like you are too stupid to google shit.

>I'm a tard who cut a SIM card incorrectly and goof'd
>ITS THE COMPANY'S FAULT

I've never heard of anyone having issues with new smaller SIMs, you're retarded.

>>56648927
Now can someone tell me why this was invented in a first place?
FOR NANO SIM CARDS NOT NIGGER-RIGGED SCISSOR-CUT SHIT YOU FUCKING MORON

lightly sand the edges of the card, it probably got caught on a rough edge. Also, it almost looks like there is a little pull lever on the lower side of the sim slot for extracting cards.

>>56648927

>Now can someone tell me why this was invented in a first place?

Because you fucking idiot, SIM cards were much too big for their extremely simple function, they barely ever got removed for the device and needed to be shrunken down to make space for other shit. The actual chip inside a SIM card is like 1/8th of a grain of rice, he old SIMs were like 80% useless plastic relics of phones which were even older.

Please never visit this board again you retarded twat.

Just broke the sim accidentally, thanks guys.

Why the fuck are we still using SIM cards anyway?

>>56649028
This guy was impersonating me but yeah I broke it.

>>56648927
this is hands down the most retarded thread since that one guy who couldn't replace his fucking light bulbs

use some pliers.

Didn't broke it actually!
Now for some more cutting.
Does anybody has any protips?

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It's literally impossible to fuck this up.

>>56649215
The sims templates are bigger than my sim

>>56648614
Is that an LG Spirit?

>>56649336
LG K8
>>56649215
Thank you mate, will do!