Hey /G/. Got my new mobo and processor. Went to install it and

Rip that mobo.

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Actually crysis averted. I just had to tilt it a little and push down really hard. I also hate having to resize my camera photos cuz of 4chan image size limit

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>>56619464
Wait what???

Where's the thermal paste you pleb

>>56619525
Needs some oil to grease the pins. That's why it's driving sticking and hard to push down.

>installing a metric cpu in an imperial board

What are you doing, op?

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>>56619529
I have a cooler instead of some glue shit.

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>>56619566
Lol that's cook my professor. Not that clueless. This may be my first PC build but I know a thing or two. I know why it's daunting to people though. I had to push really hard XD

>>56619571
Oh. And, What??????

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Okay you guys worried me so I pulled it back and saw what happened. Is it supposed to look like this?

>>56619670
Jesus no, and on top of that, it looks like the CPU is damaged too.

GG

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>>56619710
Oh fuck me... So I gotta send it back now???

HOLY FUCK I THINK I BROKE IT. IT ISN'T SUPPROSED TO TILT AT ALL!! Do you think I can tell Amazon I never got it? It's an i5. Is that too obvious a scam?

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>>56619754
Definitely. Everything I circled is fatal as far as those two parts go.

My condolences, anon-kun.

>>56619800
I really hope this is bait, because if not, you're pretty fucked.You probably tried to install the CPU facing the wrong direction, then used the CPU securing arm to force it into place like that, which not only bent the pins, but damaged the CPU itself.

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>anon bends the pins on an already broken motherboard
nice thread though

Stick to Apple products

>>56619454
I really hope you know you have that processor in upside down...

>>56619454
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This one's for you, Otousan.

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>>56619852
I'm pretty sure the mobo is fine. I just goofed the processor. I'll say I never got it. I got it like a hour ago.

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>>56619926
That's some serious garbage posting

>>56619946
my bad
>anon breaks an i5 that got burnt out by overclocking
nice thread though

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>>56619974
Fuck Intel. I'm just gonna buy Amd instead. But I do have a concern about these wiggly pin things next to the SSD slots.

>trying this desperately to be funny

Sorry buddy, try again

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>>56620000
Like the reason I'm concerned about them is they look like signal transmitters. Also I got quads.

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>>56620006
I'm not being funny at all you fucker. I needed you guys help but nobody helped before I broke this shit. I see why nobody trusts this shit hole.

>I'll smash my "old" prebuilt for fun
>Also I'm pretending to be retarded lolxD

>>56619946
>I got it like a hour ago.
>Lenovo
Ok boy.

>>56620052
>I see why nobody trusts this shit hole.
Yet they keep coming with their stupid fucking questions

So is this bait or just retardation? I'm really not sure any more
Well done OP

>>56620052
Just let it go man. Maybe next time.

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>>56620006
YOU GUYS ARE PISSING ME OFF. LELELE OLD BUILD XD LE FUNNY
THERE IS THAT FUNNY?

>>56619502
Use a hammer.

You're supposed to go mobo > your dick > cpu, then smash it down with a hammer. That will provide the cooling and adhesion.

>>56620106
YEAH I MEAN WHY NOT AT THIS POINT. YALL MADE ME FUCKING STAB IT OIT OF ANGER NOW. WHY NOT BREAK EVERYTHING??? XXXDDDDDD

>>56620104
>THERE IS THAT FUNNY?
no

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IS THIS LE FUNNY ENOUGH FOR YOU NOW?

>>56620154
no, it's still unfunny.

>>56619754
you can sand that down, it shouldn't matter