UPDATES UPDATES UPDATES ALL THE FUCKING TIME GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

>>56591307
Seriously why the fuck are you using windows with an internet connection?

>>56591307
It updates once a month, it's not that bad.

windows 7 master race

>>56591307
Windows 10 can set working hrs and in that time period the computer won't reboot for updates.

Such low quality bait.

>>56591919

I work 24/7 nigger

>>56591307
Why? This is why https://isc.sans.edu/mspatchdays.html?viewday=2016-09-13

>>56591307
>He fell for the Microsoft jew

>>56592122
I deserve your ridicule

Install gentoo.

>>56591307
The last 2 times my laptop has tried to update I've turned it off because both times it literally took about an entire day to reach about 88% and then it got stuck there for almost another day.

Two times this shit has happened already.

>>56591307

Install LTSB N 2016, you get like 1 update every 2 months.

>>56591307
>There should be an update once a year AT MOST.
lol. No security team would ever agree to that shitty idea.

>>56591307

It's patch Tuesday you cuck

https://isc.sans.edu/mspatchdays.html?viewday=2016-09-13

Look at the list of criticals and let me know if you'd prefer to hold off on that.

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She needs to update her user tracking capabilities. Why are you limiting her ability to do so?

>>56591307
>tfw linux
>>56592330
pls no microsoft-chan

>>56591307
More advertisements and telemetry

The Apple MacBook Pro with Retina Display doesn't have this problem.

Is Windows the only OS in the world where getting update of any sort piss people off?

>>56591307
either go 7/8.1 or linux
fuck 10 worse than vista during release

>>56591307
>He is using an OS where stopping a download is a pro feature

I know the feeling, Locked on it because of software required.
Do some googling, if your on pro there's allot you can do about it.
if not, there are "some things" you can do about it.
keywords for pro:Group Policy, regedit

>>56592578
It's the breaking and disruption that annoys everyone, not sure if mac does forced shutdowns but i mean, mac guys.. well I'm not going to be a dick, they have it bad enough right now.

[X] Defer Updates
Wow so hard

>>56592703
That doesn't stop driver download sand some other stuff.

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>>56592525
Why is Microsoft the only one that produces cute girls as mascots?

>>56592703
Doesn't affect security updates

tfw disabled windows update

>but muh security risk

day zero exploits still happen so what the fuck is the point

>>56591307
>These updates help keep you safe in an online world

I turned updates off entirely...

>>56592855
>>56592867
how?

>>56592877
Regedit or Group Policy Editor.

>>56593032
I just did this because I'm using some weird cucked version of 8.1 and have no GPE and regedits didnt work.

http://www.c-sharpcorner.com/UploadFile/7e39ca/how-to-disable-windows-update-in-windows-8/

>>56592578
>>56592684
Apple cripples their iPhones when ever a new iPhone is coming out.

>>56593032
>>56593062
Windows 8.1 should be intuitively easy to disable the update though.

>>56592877
try classic way? Stop and disable BITS and wuausev from services window then switch no restart on crash, but not sure if the fucker change it back after any update, i mean from time to time you should update but more for bugfixes in the clusterfuck that is windowns 10.

>>56593173
Can't confirm since I haven't done that but some have reported it turning itself back on from time to time.

>can't even get past 48%
>restart
>now can't get past 45%

>>56593275
how did you activate your pirated copy of winblows?

>>56591307
>>56593275
Don't know what you guys are talking about. I updated last week only because I felt like it, they don't force you to update whenever you turn off the system anymore. Surely took a while, but I was about to sleep anyway.

>>56593296
?? Mine's from a W7 key

http://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/understanding-the-windows-credential-leak-flaw-and-how-to-prevent-it/

>>56591307
so linux doesn't get updates?

hypocrite cunt

>>56591307
>I hate getting security updates

You deserve to be part of a botnet that DDOSes Minecraft servers and kills your bandwidth.

>>56591307
>I'm too stupid to manage updates manually

Well, then you obviously deserve to have them forced on you.

>>56591307
>not changing group policies

You are a faggot and deserve the rape.

>>56593651
They mean jack shit after AU

>>56592877
I don't know about Windows 10, but in 7 go to settings in Windows update and select something different than automatic update.

I posted this before, nobody responded.

I plugged in my external to listen to some Initial D music while plating Grid Autosport.

This music was instantly uploaded to one drive.

This freaks me the fuck out why would it do that?

I didn't even know I had a OneDrive?

>>56592578
It's the only OS on which people do any work, so yes.

>>56593559
>all that vulnerability
kek no
it doesn't get updated at all lmao

>>56592550
What does the Retina display have to do with updates and why did you mention it?

>>56593819
It's a meme. Ignore.

For what is ostensibly a board about computers, you guys are some of the most computer illiterate people i've ever seen. It's all opinions and bias with 0 facts.

>>56591986
this

the working hours implementation is complete shit and a stupid concept entirely

>>56594631
NIGGER

>>56591307
>There should be an update once a year AT MOST
How many idiots think this way I wonder...

>>56595212
>>56594631
>i'm fine with windows10 updating its' telemetry algorithms twice a day
get a load of these cucks

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>tfw last updated w7 over a year ago and haven't run into a single problem
Get cucked m$ shills

>>56591307
> not setting up updates via gpedit.msc
ISHYGDDT

>windows10 fags
>just cuck my shit up

>>56591986
No you dont

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>>56595301
>food analogy

>>56591307
Since yesterday was the second Tuesday of the month, the updates you are recently seeing should probably be installed.

>WORKING ON SOMETHING IMPORTANT? TOO BAD TIME FOR A FUCKING UPDATE

Not setting up OS you work on? Too bad, somebody have to take control, if you refuse to.

Holy shit, all is needed is selecting proper options. From "Settings" you can disable autorestart. From Group Policy you can disable autodownload and autoinstall (should be selectable from Settings, I give you that). Finding out about it takes like 10 minutes by asking your favorite search engine.

FOR FUCK SAKE, YOU GUYS LOVE LINUX BUT SOMEHOW CANT CONFIGURE A DAMN WINDOWS?

Seriously, is this a bait I just catched or people really ARE this dense?

>>56591307
>WORKING ON SOMETHING IMPORTANT? TOO BAD TIME FOR A FUCKING UPDATE
Never happens on My Machine™

Also
>implying you fucking work on anything, let alone anything important
Fuck outta here you computer illiterate NEET

>>56595650
I have tight deadlines and consequently don't keep a consistent sleep schedule, hence setting "working hours" is retarded. I also need my computer running processes while I sleep, not RANDOMLY FUCKING RESTARTING.

>>56595864
Really now? Take a screenshot of that settings page where that option is found.

>>56595866
Then just defer and set it to update when you're not using the computer. W10 will never force you to restart without throwing up a defer option minutes before...

>>56595924
>set it to update when you're not using the computer.
Not that guy but real life "active hours" are not set in stone. You can't for sure say you'll then and there when this new brilliant "OS" wants to do something.

>>56591307
>>56595866
how can you actually be so stupid as to be incapable of installing ubuntu

>>56595963
What are you talking about? You can set on a per update basis, just hit restart when you're done

>>56595985
If you're there when it lets you even do that. Again, no guarantees you are there.

>>56595974
Why would you be stupid enough to install Gentoo?

>>56595997
>I'm doing work but I'm not actually there.
>I have no consistent work or sleep schedule

Just NEET probes I guess. Seriously w10 will notify you *hours* before it updates

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>>56595898

Wont be much use for you, because I operate in Polish.

For "normal" users, Settings -> Update and Security -> Advanced.
For users, who want a little more -> gpedit.msc, then Computer Configuration -> Administrative Templates -> Windows Components -> Windows Update -> Configure Automatic Updates. Might be named differently in english, I cant recall.

Also found out when asking DuckDuckGo, Google or whatever. It is listed on MS own site, that Technet one.

You just didnt wanted to find it, honestly.

Normies talk about updating like it actually matters unless your shit is broken.

"Can you make sure it's updated for me"

What happened to "if it ain't broke"

>>56596014
>stupid enough to want to control and know how your machine works

wew

>>56596047
>he doesn't update

>>56596044
Funny thing here. Those no longer work after Anniversary Update.

>Freetards shilling this desperately
At least Windows shills get payed.. Freetard shills do it for free.

>>56596072
Funny thing here, still a better UX than anything on Linux!

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>>56592327
Holding off on windows 10 updates.

>>56596081
>muh you can't shill for free software
yes freetards here are THIS retarded

>>56596090
So? Not one of the lunixfags.

>>56596069
Oh I do, but the importance attached to it is bullshit, and devs need to stop releasing so fucking many

>>56596115
Never implied you were

>>56596047
>What happened to "if it ain't broke"
If you have something that is connected to the internet, it is broken by default. So better make sure to always keep it up to date to fix the latest known security issues.

>>56596131
>keep it up to date to fix the latest known security issues.
There were and several security issues that's been known since the 90's present AND SOME STILL UNTOUCHED

>>56596072

I would need to install it then to confirm. Which shouldnt take place after all, while Anniversary disabled some functions for Home/Pro users, Enterprise/Edu were unaffected. No options were removed at all, however.

I did my homework in checking updates changelogs.

However, my system claims its up to date, so maybe this whole Anniverasy doesnt show in normal Windows Update or something.

>>56596157
Nice blog post

>>56596165
http://www.zdnet.com/article/windows-10-anniversary-update-rollout-may-not-be-done-until-early-november/?

And at the same time the older, current build your on will stop receiving updates. What are you gonna do then?

>>56596176
I don't know why I expect so much from your mental capacity.

>>56592011
This.

>wanting to delay security updates
>at all
>ever

This is precisely why Windows 10 doesn't give you that option - end-users simply shouldn't ever do it, they really are critical updates. Unpatched operating systems are a danger to the whole internet.

They're already batched once a month, and yesterday was Patch Tuesday (second Tuesday in the month). That's still too slow for my tastes.

I wish they'd finish the reboot-free patches they have been working on for the past few years, that would make the experience so much more seamless. They have everything in place they need for that, they just need to finish it up. (Linux has had the potential since 4.0, and before that with Ksplice, but almost no distractions do it yet.)

Sadly the feature updates still use the full install, and Windows Update remains pretty clumsy compared to where it should be for a great rolling release UX.

>>56596211
Linux and OSX have unpatched vulnerabilities too lol

>>56596211

>What are you gonna do then?

Update?

Honestly, at home there is Edu waiting for installation, thats the same level as Enterprise. No source claims that Anniversary removed any Policies for Enterprise/Edu and in case of Pro version, only few Policies were blocked but not related to updates settings.

If you use Win 10 Pro with Anniversary, please show me screenshoot of how your Group Policy looks like.

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It didn't even update for me yet. Shit I have no idea how people are falling victim to this, the least intrusive auto update windows has ever done.

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>>56596317
Auto update setting is still in, mang

>>56596288
The difference between linux and window's unpatched vulnerabilities is that linux has unknown ones and windows has known ones as well as unknown ones.

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>>56596377
Sounds like a point in windows favor I guess

>>56596385
Not sure how you figure that an operating system with more vulnerabilities is the winner there.

>>56591307
what is update services?
what is schedules for updates?
go install some retardproof os like ubuntu and hope everything works if not pay some one hundreds of dollars to make it work or else all hope is lost for retards like you.

>>56596418
known, not more

>>56596433
how the fuck is Ubuntu more retard proof than windows?

>>56596435
Unknown is an unknown quantity, dipshit. Unless you have evidence that one unknown is bigger than another you have to assume they're the same by default.

By the way: Known, unpatched is worse than unknown and unpatched.
Known vulnerabilities are the ones that get exploited the most.

you sold your freedom for increased security on an insecure system

you are all fucking retarded, win10 is an abomination only used by the easily-led, the retarded, and the feckless

>>56596373

Then I dont see a problem. You have it at 3 (autodownload and notify for install), I prefer 2 (notify for download and notify for install), however.

Made me worry for a second ;_;

>>56596469
>Unknown is an unknown quantity, dipshit. Unless you have evidence that one unknown is bigger than another you have to assume they're the same by default.

Yes but it doesn't mean more

>By the way: Known, unpatched is worse than unknown and unpatched.

Not if it's an obscure problem that would cost too much to fix

>>56592327
It's Wednesday you homo

>>56591307
Atleast yours is fucking working. Mine wont go past 48%

ree.

>>56593785
kek

>>56591329
This so the OP deserves everything the faggot is getting.

>>56596036
>I'm the NEET because I'm not constantly at my desktop

>>56597853
You will be if you aren't for days at a time though

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STOOOOOP!!

>>56598403
You're not very bright. Stop making this thread because your botted laptop is botted.

>>56598471
Nah I just never close my internet tabs. Also it's not a laptop it's a desktop so stop pretending you know everything.

>>56598611
>he thinks open tabs use bandwidth
You're not very bright. Stop making this thread because your botted desktop is botted.

>>56598700
Oh I get it, you're retarded. So sorry for you.

>>56598719
>I installed a cracked game and now my desktop is botted! IT'S WINDOWS' FAULT!

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>>56592729
GNU/KDE produces lolis

>>56593559
>use debian stable on my server
>1-2 updates per month
feels good

>>56593757
>Updating to AE
I'm glad I didn't.

>>56599630
You have to next month if you want to get updates

I use Windows 10 and only get a cumulative update once a month.

I wonder how people can possibly be using their computer 24 hours a day solid for months on end leaving them unable to install updates which typically take me 10 minutes to install and reboot back. They have no time at all for so long the OS has a panic mode build in because people like this just cannot be trusted. When I say "people like this" I mean people who think they are "good with computers" but actually are not and end up in a mess and a risk so security family, friends and random people online.

I don't even like Windows 10, but why are people so stupid?

Just do a manual update check once a month or whatever.
It's exactly the same as every Windows version, except they made the option more hidden in 10, because of retards like OP.

Why would you even upgrade from XP? In staying until 2019 and then moving to Vista.

>>56599799
No search indexing and antiquated Fisher Price UI

I keep my gaming rig disconnected from the Internet and use a separate laptop running Ubuntu for internet stuff.

I don't ever update my Windows 10. Who the fuck plays online games anyway.

>>56599799
I know what you are trying to do but the problem here is 7 is still getting updates for 3 years still. Analogy doesn't work.

>>56599864
>what is Steam/Origin/GoG/Battle.net/Xbox

uhh

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>>56591307

>>56599929
>>what is Steam/Origin/Battle.net/Xbox
AIDS
>>GoG
The only reasonable one that lets you install and play offline.

>>56593559
>being able to update your computer whenever you want and choosing what to update is just as bad as Windows shutting down your computer and fucking your data whenever it feels like it

go back to /v/

>>56599959
Good luck getting anything on GoG w/out internets

>AIDS
*doffs cap*

>>56596090
Even Unity blows Window's shitty desktop GUI out of the water

>>56591307
Yeah I totally rather have an OS that does not attempt to stay on top of security issues.

>>56592729
AMD has animu mascot

>>56600012
>Freeboards unironically believe this

xOrg is garbage and as a result anything more complicated than IceWM is bloated, sluggish and inconsistently designed with a poor set of control panels and errors that just default to console output.

You're better off starting with a tty and using the Desktop as another tool and not part of the core of your OS

>>56591307

>not having the pro edition

>>56600058
>Graphical package manager

WEW

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>>56591307
Idk, running win 7 here

I wouldn't give a fuck if the updates didn't take an hour. I'm disabling the shit forever I got interrupted in the middle of a movie.

>>56600089
You can't stop them in PRO either after AU

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>>56591307
I haven't even noticed Windows updating since the XP days

lolwut ive had none of these problems with updating. maybe cus i used a shady activate tool thing lol

OP is the shitty admin who blames W10 for fucking up 100+ office computers when it was entirely his fault.

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>>56591307
I with you, man.

>set alarm on desktop every night for 10:30am
>works like a charm since I have to actually get out of bed to turn it off
>be 4am this morning
>TIME TO UPDATE
>TIME TO TURN MYSELF OFF, CLOSING FIREFOX, WHERE THE ALARM'S AT
>be 10:30 this morning
>still sleeping like a baby
>until noon
>mfw I'm so late for work they don"t even want me to come in
>probably getting fired tomorrow

microshit, ur boutta get dropped like 3rd period French

>>56600317
>setting your alarm in your computer
>in your web browser

you deserve to get fired 2bh

>doesn't know how to schedule updates
>never dawned on him having updates once a year would have serious security problems.
Sometimes i think /g/ is like 90% grandma's or something.

>>56592578
Yes because normies
>all change =bad
>security not = a thing.
That's why they have to force the updates to.
Otherwise retards would all be running day 1 version of W10.

>be me.
>not be poor
>have a normal functional computer that doesn't need 24 hours to render or encode paired with internet or upload/download anything.
>shut down my computer every night or when i go out cause I'm not a fucking animal.

>>56600440
>Sometimes i think /g/ is like 90% grandma's or something.

It's just normies and /v/.

>>56591307
Man, I really hate these idiots who use shit and then complain here, even though we fucking told them not to use shit. Seriously, fuck off

>>56600551
>w-we forbade it!!

lol

>>56600527
Idk occasionally /v/ can talk about GPU tech without just randomly fanboying and spreading lies.

>>56600551
Some of us have jobs/contracts that absolutely require the use of Windows 10

>>56593173
I heard disabling update service and BITS makes Microsoft say your Windows copy isn't genuine until you re-enable it.

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>tfw pirated W10
>0 updated

literally god tier combination

>>56600788
>no updates are good

I'm sorry I thought this was a board for technology enthusiasts?

>>56599654
I dont want updates. For this exact reason. (OP)

>>56600788
enjoy your rootkits

>>56600788
fucking retard

you can still update it if it's pirated you dingbat

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>>56591307

>$CURRENT_YEAR
>not using server 2016

You deserve this!

>>56591307
MS only released updates on Tuesdays.

>>56591307

Start >search for "SERVICES" > Find windows Updates> right click > DISABLE> Start > search for Group Policies> Change what you need in there> go to settings and disable what you can from there.

I had a "x64 cumulative update" and a few others that fucked alot of programs up. Wiped clean fresh install and did above and havent had an update since.

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>>56600954
>he fell for the windows server meme

>>56600788
Pre-activated Win10 Pro ISO(with the choice of regular install) is God Tier. No spyware No malware pleb

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>>56600954
>unironically using windows for a server

>>56600954
>using a server os on a desktop that is not linux

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>be w7 masterrace
>installed new updates today
>"p-pls restart computer good sir"
>tell it to go fuck itself
>continue watching anime

Truly the perfect OS

>>56601020
>implying Linux is a better server os than windows

>>56601046
Literally exactly the same thing is done on 10, only it's less invasive now

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>>56600954
>windows sever is the most expensive, makes sense, it's for the big boys, google, amazon they all use server, better get in on the server game myself

>>56601046
It works exactly the same. OP is too much of a retard to create an update schedule.

>>56592729
Why is the OWSLA symbol in the corner???

>>56600371
this lol wtf were you thinking

>>56601479
this

>>56591307
I actually know a way to permanently disable the windows update service, but I won't tell you :^)

>>56593559
you usually don't need to reboot to apply patches/updates. these days, even the linux kernel can be hotpatched.

>>56591307
>unreasonable expectations: the post

>>56601071
>>implying Linux is a better server os than windows
Yes it is
No, get out of /g/, /v/tard.

>>56602981
Good luck administering AD on Lincucks lol

>>56603006
Anno Domini?

>>56603023
lol

>>56603041
xD

ITT: windows users in denial

>>56591307
What the fuck are you on about? I just got my first set of updates in a month.

>>56596273
Running widows 7 with no updates at all for a couple of years now. 0 problems so far.

Windows doesn't need updates.
All these updates are just a way to send your data to the agencies and marketing agencies.

>>56604928
careful everyone, this guy has it all figured out! he is truly, le red pilled XD

>>56604947
Is shilling for microsoft a living in your indian village, pajeet?