>One moment while we connect you with technical support...

y-you too

>>56586637
Hi Rachel, please let me speak with tier 2 tech support. My problem is pretty specific and I have already done the basic troubleshooting myself.

My phone exploded, what the fuck bitch?

rachel isn't an indian name, so this scenario is completely unrealistic

>>56586712
is this something that actually works?

>>56586749
They always use fake western names

>>56586749
in france you get german people, because they have to work, even if it's a shitty unpaid job to get social care
so their government gives them shitty unpaid jobs

>>56586801
If you're talking to a good company yes, if it's something like Microshit customer support probably not unless you're a business.

>>56586637
nice try Pajeet

>>56586637
>Hi Rachel, my penis got stuck in the lightning port in my new iPhone 7.

>This never happened with the iPhone 6s and the 3.5mm jack

>>56586637
>mfw my country doesn't have thing problem

>>56586880
>Rachel: One moment........
>Rachel: Okay, do you see the button the side? We're going to do what is called a power cycle. Hold it until the device powers off.
>Rachel: Now hold it until the device powers reboots.
>Rachel: Did this resolve the issue?
>Rachel: Would you like to take a satisfaction survey?

>>56586749
I have gotten this exact stock photo/model and the name Rachel Mendoza on different sites.

>>56586801
>>56586833
Worked at Blackboard as tier 1 tech support for 20+ universities. This would have worked for maybe 3 of the universities. For the majority of them we didn't even have a way to contact tier 2 outside of the ticketing system.
Though I would have been so happy if any of the callers were smart enough to do basic troubleshooting.

>>56586637

>Hello Rachel, I am not receiving calls on my phone could you help me?
>Rachel: Absolutely! First we are going to do what they call a power-cycle, Could you unplug the black box with lights that is connected to your phone please?
>Ok sure
>Call drops

really made me think