Been trying to record the stomps that my upstairs neighbors make,

Try RecForge lite on an android phone

>>56583921
Does Android phones mics capture < 80Hz?

>>56583880
Use a directional Microphone.

Or just use a cheap microphone and put a cone on it that directs it to the ceiling.

After that all you have to do is bloody remove anything that isn't the foots banging on the floor.
Which shouldn't be too hard to do.

>>56583880
Why not just go tell the guy to keep it down

>>56583880
Buy the most expensive microphone you can find, they are the best!

if your mic can't even pick up the sounds then they are not that loud and you are overreacting

>>56584236
Tried that twice, doesn't work. It's a f***in kid, with stupid parents. I am considering to record their sounds and blast a subwoofer back. If they complain, I'll swow 'em the recordings.

>>56584214
Might be a good idea in case I can't afford >>56584241.

>>56584236
Sometimes makes it worse. Last apt I had it was an unemployed drunkard. I came pretty close to assault charges and didn't want that, after numerous threats he stopped more or less but you know asshole dunkards. This time it's tweaking meth heads but less frequent. Not OP but have the feels, best solution is move.

>>56584251
I am not the only one in my house that notice their stomps, but unfortunately my room is under the kid's

>>56583880
sleep tight spy mic

>>56584286
Don't botter with expensive microphones.

You're just gonna blow money on shit you're never using again.

Just get a cone and proceed to digitally clean the recording and amplify the steps.

>>56584286
>f**k
You must be 18 years old to use 4chan.

>>56584286
A noise war is often the best way to go. You get a car subwoofer and play all sorts of shit.

>>56584367

There's a funny way to do a noise war but you literally have to afix it to the Roof so the sound actually reverbs on the floors (ie: the floor becomes the speaker)

>>56584367
Kind of speaking their own language

>>56584340
whats the point of even recording it are you going to play them a recording or the landlord?

they can always claim he simply amplified the noise and its almost inaudible in real life

also its a kid.
even if the parents tell the kid to quit down its a slim chance anything will change

but if you're that committed might as well go all out and buy the most expensive audio recording equipment you can.
might as well buy an accelerometer and some seismic monitoring equipment too

>>56583880
nobody is going to care if you have a recording of foot steps. Don't live in section 8 neighborhoods.

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>>56584403
My ceiling is ofset from the actual floor slab, at least in my room, but I can put the sub on a shelf that is close to the ceiling in the closet.

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>>56583880
>>56584327

>>56584548
>2.16 MB

dank memes are never above 500KB anon

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>>56584569
spy mic is a big guy

>>56583880
>>56584286
>>56584300
i understand its annoying, but its a kid

you think you weren't a child once?

anyways, just move out. you don't have to live in that particular apartment. townhouses, rental homes, studios, all sorts of alternatives exist. a rental home also doesn't have to be a full sized house either, i've seen ones that look like little shacks with for around 500-700 a month.

this isn't just because i feel so sympathetic for your loud neighbors, its because in every one of these situations, expressing your displeasure by blasting noise back only escalates the conflict

>>56584286
Just move out

>>56584590
now make it a bit bigger so it gets some jpeg articles and you're golden

>>56584286
Not even that. Set it up to capture and reverberate as the kid stomps so it seems like the kid's steps are even heavier.

>>56584621
>you think you weren't a child once?
I already did that as a kid, obviously, but guess what... my parents always told me to stop all of the time!

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>>56584286
>>56584321

If it's a kid than this won't do you any good, they can't help it.

Why are you going to complain about normal activities of daily life?

you're just going to annoy your landlord and neighbors for something they can't change, it would be like bitching at a person for sneezing..

And retaliating? for what?? someone living their life? you need to adjust your attitude and not let yourself get stressed out or angry about having to hear other people existing, or rent a house of your own precious.

If you complain about someone simply living, or retaliate for them simply living you will be willingly violating the terms of the lease and they will not, it's that simple.

Go find something better to do.

>>56584641
I'm sure the landlord will take pity on the poor victim when they hear such amazing audio production skillz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IRB0sxw-YU

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>>56584625
if you want something done...

>>56583880

This is what awaits you when you leave home, putting up with lead footed cunt upstairs neighbors and ones who play nigger rag 24/7, while you pay OUT THE ASS for the privilege of something to keep the rain off you while you sleep. Meanwhile your parents bought an actual fucking house in their mid 20s and lived happily ever after.

Im moving back home soon very soon, fuck all of it, i dont give a shit any more.

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>>56584793
social media'd

>>56584699
so did mine, but you're still completely missing the point

its a kid. do you really think he understands, oh, i'm inconveniencing my downstairs neighbor? or is he focused on playing or fooling with whatever is closest at hand? you're being a retard OP. it would be one thing if you had niggers, druggies, or some other pestilence like neighbor near you, but a kid is just a kid

>>56584731
this

>>56584853
perfect

>>56584863
>>56584853
one more time please, so it looks like the kind of picture that would be found on a black person's instagram

>>56584731
>If you complain about someone simply living
>simply living

I can assure that noises they make are NOT just what you called. Also, there is no landlord, I already talked to the owner of the unit, but as time goes, the noise gets louder again.

Maybe I am not tolerable like you would be in my situation, but come on... that is not an excuse for a parent to let their children do whatever they want!

Op just beat the kid up

>>56584798
>Meanwhile your parents bought an actual fucking house in their mid 20s and lived happily ever after.

This is the only part I agree. Here, we work > 5 months of the year to pay taxes, without any return from the government except for more taxes and stupid laws. This ratio gets higher year after year.

>>56584731
Fucking kid faggots.

>>56584798
>>56585022
want to meet and buy out a decommissioned missile silo or something?

or we can buy a few acres of land, and buy pre-fab tiny homes to put on them, or concrete canvas tents

we can split the costs of the land

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>>56584909

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>tfw the lady upstairs did something to her bed maybe and you can't hear it squeaking through the ceiling any more

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>>56585059
>want to meet and buy out a decommissioned missile silo or something?
If there's electricity and decent internet, sign me up and let's fucking party, bro!

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>>56584909

>>56585174
>>56585308
perfect