lets have a cringe fest, shall we? https://takeout.google.c

>>56579920
this thread sound promising i'm waiting for my results do download

>>56579967
nevermind it was just a bunch of searches of me setting up Arch 2 years ago

I don't have anything since I'm not retarded enough to
1. Be logged into Google when using their search engine.
2. Have a Google account.
3. Use Google's search engine.

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I don't even have searches

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>first search is looking for cp
>several next searches are looking for sex workers
....fuck

>>56580046
This. What do??

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>>56580046
>>56580059
go to settings and delete your google data... and hope they'll delete it.

Protip : they wont

Just hope pic related wasn't a slogan and it was a reminder.

>>56579920
just did a search in the search history page, fuck downloads lmoa
Nov 3, 2007
kennykitsune deviantart
Mar 19, 2009
how to make a fursuit
Mar 20, 2009
fursuit makers
fursuit makers
Oct 8, 2011
Minecraft
Oct 11, 2011
redstone

>>56580096
Hello, Pistol

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>gay dog sex

DELET THIS

top kek
google has nudes of my ex that i lost

>>56580046
>>56580059
>>56580165

Please tell me you didn't actually search for this shit?

>>56580183
Most likely bored, depressed and very drunk back then.

>>56579920
>Searches only go back to 2013

It's shit.

I've had a Gmail account since like 2006 when it was invite only.

>>56580006
That's cringeworthy enough in itself.

>>56579920
>no archive available
what did they mean by this

>best xebec ecchi
>watch haiyore nyaruko-san
>Supersonic Acrobatic Rocket-Powered Battle Cars ecchi
>ecchi manga with nudity

I was apparently both drunk and horny that day.

Why are searches not even in the link? Where are all of you getting it?

Pretty sure I opted out of this year's ago and I've never logged into chrome or used it for that long

It's only if you agreed to store your searches in Google server.

>>56580281
google stores it, it just doesn't show up to you mate.
same for me.

So google has all my searches back to 2008 stored? and you guys bitch about Win 10 taking your privacy, you have no such thing already.

>>56579920
>Performing questionable searched while logged into a google account
>Ever logging into a jewgle account

Just end yourself.

>>56580468
>you guys bitch about Win 10 taking your privacy
It's an ironic meme.

No one sane actually cares.

>type lolita on imagefap search

>>56580468
back to at least may 2007

>>56580180
>he doesn't post the nudes
When has this become an amateur site? Just make a dump thread on /b/, FFS

>>56579920
what should I download? It doesn't have searches

>>56580632
you're dumb

>>56580689
you're dumb

>>56580694
your dumb

>>56580721
you're dumb

Google chrome has a sort of network keylogger. As soon as you start typing in the address bar it sends the keystrokes to googles servers. It's supposedly for search prediction but it can also be used to just straight up keylog you.

>>56579920
How do i delete the archive?

>>56579920
>implying I haven't disabled history log
>implying I'm logged in when searching
>implying I use Google in first place

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mine goes back to 2009 when i actually used google

>WoW best gear
>what is the fastest way to get six pack
>drowning pool

i'm fucking laughing

>>56580191
>invite only
'cause it was really hard to get an invite

>archive is 2gb

oh boy here we go

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>>56579920
>don't even have a search folder
I disabled it long ass time ago I guess
the only thing it download was 200mb pc troubleshoot video i uploaded to youtube.

>>56580798
>>56580798
nvm it auto-deletes itself in a week

>>56580838
well that was a fucking waste of my time. it took up 2gb because it downloaded my youtube videos.

>>56580853
this.
I had 0 searches.
nothing in that archive revealed anything about me(aside from the youtube videos). I guess I was smart back then and disabled that shit ages ago.

>>56580891
based

Should've unmarked YouTube, this is gonna take forever

>>56580835
No one said that, you massive fucking faggot.

It was an indication of an approximation of time expected for the beginning of the logs.

>searches go all the way back to sixth grade
okay well maybe I wasn't a total weirdo then
>first search is "fat anime"
Please kill me

>>56580982
I misunderstood.

Can't unzip this shit

Wait this shit exists?

That means the google account I use for work as every google search I did recorded?

Thanks god my boss is retarded with computers

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>>56580208
>Supersonic Acrobatic Rocket-Powered Battle Cars ecchi
What.

>>56581656
aeromorph

>BrowserHistory.json
>1kb

Feels good not being part of the botnet

>>56581156
Damn straight you misunderstood, you dumb little faggot cuntflap

>>56582244
>no period at end of sentence
>usage of nonsense expletive "cuntflap"

2/10, poor impersonation of me.

It's creating my archive now, but I already disabled search history years ago. Should I still be worried? Probably.

>>56582366
>I already disabled search history years ago
Then nothing will show up in your archive.

They still have it, but they won't put it in the archive.

>not deleting your search history regularly

>>56580102
LOL pistol isn't qualified to make a fur suit and she knows it.

>>56579920
Literally nothing except my gmail which I don't use for anything. I don't even have a "searches" folder.

Taking them a while to make...

>>56580762
Good thing you can disable that in the settings.

>bookmarks
>it's just a HTML file containing my actual address and name of college

>>56582303
No one tried to impersonate you, cuntflap.

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2007
>radcliffe sex
>Virtual Pet Slave Girl
>hentai 3d
>Virtual Valerie 2
>emma watson nude
>teenager sex rapidshare.com/files/
>пoдpocтoк ceкc

2008
>lolicon rapidshare
>teen site:.br
>lolicon brazil sex
>Olympia Nelson sex
>forced to orgasm
>sasha gray hogtied
>wooden Trojan horse sex
>hentai riding horseback
>Imouto Jiru
>Choisuji
>Daiakuji
>CodeGear Delphi for PHP 2.0

Oh god, that brings back memories. Middle school was a weird time.

holy shit, my archive consist of a 6 part download. Does google has so much info on me?? I clicked everything though

>>56583453
it's 10 GB lmao

>>56583395
>>пoдpocтoк ceкc
no 2poc tok kek

>>56580020
I'm a student. I do.

>>56583467
>giving 10 to the botnet
good goy

>>56583453
mine was 86mbs

checked everything

It contained only emails and bookmarks, nothing else.

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oh well
>>56583453
>>56583467

>>56579920
>what is incognito mode / what are different browser profiles
>what are VPNs or proxies
How can anybody use google for stuff that is not meant to be associated to your account?
Google's slogan "Don't be evil" doesn't mean that you can be as retarded as you want...

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Interesting that my searches only go back to 2011. I've had this account since 2004/5. Any idea?

>>56580102
pistol isn't smart enough for redstone use in Minecraft
... which probably explains the Google search

>>56580512
oh fuck i forgot about that ip address trick

>>56585475
>orkut
HUE HUE HUE

>>56580724
FUCK OFF

>>56582604
I just noticed that his iPhone is sticking out of his pants

>"how to create a youtube poop sony vegas"
>"free 2012 employee time cards"
>"kung fu panda 2 hd dvdrip torrent english"
>"money ball z/"
>"i dont get letterbomb"
>"http://doopburner"
>"Rip flash games"
>"DERPY MY LITTLE PONY WIKI"
>"nickelodeon arabic"

The most weirdest ones were
>"frequent urination in teenage boys"
and this:
>"Ik zou wel willen maar het is niet mogelijk om hem sync te laten lopen ik heb van alles geprobeerd maar de nederlandse aflevering is 1,5 minuut korter dan het orgineel en het oprekken en inkrimpen van de aflevering per conversatie zou me veels te lang duren :( (zoals je merkt loopt hij ene moment wel sync drna niet) En is niet ondankbaar hoor :P is te begrijpen"}

>>56586704
to be fair, kung fu panda 2 was pretty dope anon.

>>56580468
My record goes all the way back to September 2006. 10 years ago. I was only 15.

>>56579920
>3TB on gdrive.

No thank you

>basshunter mp3 download
How do I erase that shit?

>>56587020
You don't... This will be written on your gravestone.

Downloading my archive now
>tfw 18.8 GiB

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>>56587107
How do you see the size?

>always log out of my Gag on my dick account
>8 search results from 2010-2016

Obviously I'm not as on the ball as I thought but you niggers are ridiculous.

>>56585662
That's when they started recording them permanently

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>Mt. Gox went insolvent
>dosing 25C powder
>drinking with benzos
>Südstern 44
>4-aco-dmt oral or insufflated
>DMT erowid
>legally able to grow your own opium

LMAO FADED AF
Don't even give a shit anymore I did it enough back then

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THE FUCKING DOWNLOAD IS CAPPED AT UNDER 180KB/S

Mine only goes back to april 2016?

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>youtube

>ask google to download your data
>now they know you've got something to hide

>>56579920
I have no data

Had this account since 2012 I think.

>>56580191
im pretty happy it only goes back to 2013 desu senpai

2008
>how do you tell how many MB's your video card has
>smile
>gigle
>Tristan und die Okarina
>is there consent of the governed in mexico
>bionicle 4th movie

Are these people who visit /g/ retarded enough to stay logged in to their google accounts 24/7? Logging out is like the bare minimum of privacy, I expected better of you.

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Come now anon, show us all the meet 'n fucks.

>>56580891
Well shit, I'd better redo it without that. I'm probably pushing half a terabyte on Youtube.

>>56585617
Google's slogan is so tragically misunderstood

It's not meant for google, it's meant for YOU. Don't be evil, as in “we're watching you”

>>56592034
>"Don't be evil" is the corporate motto (or slogan) of Google.[1] It was first suggested either by Google employee Paul Buchheit at a meeting about corporate values that took place in early 2000[2] or in 2001[3] or, according to another account, by Google Engineer Amit Patel in 1999.[4] Buchheit, the creator of Gmail, said he "wanted something that, once you put it in there, would be hard to take out", adding that the slogan was "also a bit of a jab at a lot of the other companies, especially our competitors, who at the time, in our opinion, were kind of exploiting the users to some extent."[2] While the official corporate philosophy of Google[5] does not contain the words "Don't be evil", they were included in the prospectus (on Form S-1) of Google's 2004 IPO (a letter from Google's founders, later called the "'Don't Be Evil' manifesto"): "Don’t be evil. We believe strongly that in the long term, we will be better served — as shareholders and in all other ways — by a company that does good things for the world even if we forgo some short term gains."[6] The motto is sometimes incorrectly stated as Do no evil.[3][7] Following Google's corporate restructuring under the conglomerate Alphabet Inc. in October 2015, the motto was replaced in the Alphabet corporate code of conduct by the phrase "Do the right thing"; however, the Google code of conduct still contains the phrase "Don't be evil".

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This thread as thrown me into a spiral of nostalgia.

I've found everything from old nudes from past girlfriends to files from projects I was working on going all the way back to 2006. I've been at it for hours.

Where did it all go

Where did it go wrong

>
An archive of 28 products is currently being prepared
Please note that mail archives may take a long time (hours or possibly days) to create.

>"how to make a fertilizer bomb"
>"the armory onion link"
>"how to make brisket"

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fugg

>>56593774
>>56591550
>>56587107
You all need to deselect drive and Google photos

>>56580468
only if you have a google account

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>mfw no search data besides youtube searches done on my phone

mine is a bunch of stuff from 2012 mosty of video game stuff like when I used to play dota and tf2, mixed along with homework questions

>>56580034

You probably turned search history off, like i did.

I leave it on now, but delete really old stuff because it makes it less biased when im finding things.

>>56580482
I care

>>56593787
>drive
>photos
>using the google cloud for private stuff
I had all my youtube videos selected by accident

>>56583395
>Choisuji
>Daiakuji
>Imouto Jiru
kek, good taste

>>56591925
but muh youtube account

>>56583395
>sasha gray hogtied
nice

2013 was my oldest search. i was apparently searching simpsons quotes a lot. the 'most embarrassing' (its not) thing i have is 'jennifer aniston nude' and also amber heard (i didn't even know i knew her in 2013). My other searches are pretty boring, stuff like "what time does such and such place open" or "grand exchange price runescape".

>>56580046
Thx for your info

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Ayyy Lmao