/csg/ Chink Shit General

Anyone have the link to the item where that trap posted pictures of his dick?

I think it was for thightights

>>56552681
• Anon gets chink watercooling parts quality ends up surprising him

This sounds like worst kind of click bait.

Is there anyway to make a wishlist I can share with fellow /csg/ers?
Not just of chink shit but of items I wish to purchase in the future and if anons have better suggestions they can comment
At the moment I just bookmark stuff in a separate folder on firefox

Any fun Mitu fun stuff?

Toys, plushies, pens, buttplugs?

>>56552766
bumping for this too
I'd like mitu inside my ass

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I ordered these Rock Zircons on August 18th from gearbest. I used the $1 E Post (SU) shipping method. Heres the tracking history.

For reference, I once ordered earphones and an sdcard and it only took ~11 days.

Have I been chinked? What should I do? I ordered with paypal.

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>>56552766

Anon that was looking for 18650 batteries from a couple of days ago here

I finally took apart that old laptop battery and came away with a bounty of 6 18650

thanks for the tip based anon that suggested that

>>56552792
Just contact support and find out what happened, they'll sort things out.

what are some CHEAP (<$12, incl shipping) devices that have ARM CPUs? *any* device that at least has some networking interface (wifi, if possible)

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WHERE THE FUCK IS MY RUBBER DUCKY FOR 3 CENT I'M FUCKING FUMING I WANT THAT SQUEEKY MOTHERFUCKER IM GOINBG TOO STAPB A NEEGIER

>>56552792
>ordered zircons from gearbest on the 31st
>arrived on the 9th

which memearphones?
which memeheadphones?

Repost from >>56552601

Are there any good, preferably cheap methods of achieving near complete silence? Hearing protection, noise canceling headphones

>>56552883
Listen to music 12 hours a day on max volume.

Shit will fix itself after some weeks I suppose

>>56552792
my chink shit has taken any where from 23 to 86 days to arrive, I think alot of stuff is listed and produced just in time which is why the quality and also materials can vary alot from one item to the next

>>56552910
>86 days
please dont say this happens often

>>56552792
heh I'm lucky to get my chinkshit in under a month

>>56552871
rock zircons
superlux hd681 evo

>>56552819
holy shit, i just sent them a ticket 10 minutes ago and they just responded, too bad it was a pretty useless reply. they said this

>The precise shipping time can also be affected by factors such as customs, remote locations, peak shipping periods, Holidays and Festivals, inclement weather and operational issues impacting the shipping company.
Thank you very much for your patience.

>>56552858
;_;
>>56552910
waiting for this is such a bad feel, anon. i want to chargeback but i'm not sure if it's still coming. what if the package fell off a boat or something?

Man I wish Ganzo made their 714 with the knockoff axis lock.

>>56552792
m8 it's been under 20 days, give it another week or two

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>>56552715

>>56552741
just make a google doc/spreadsheet and publish it

idk whats up with your guys' chink shit, but the slowest mine has been so far has been 8 days(gear best priority)

What's THE best chink USB 3.0 flash drive I can get and where?

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Chink'd

>>56552717
You won't believe what happens next.

>>56553219
I've gotten fuckall, my first order was on the 18th I think

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It works well and looks nice, very calming to watch. Futuristic design. It very good looks on office's desk.

http://ilaen.ru/home-decors/pp_197980.html

>>56552841
Is that Eurotruck 2? I want to mod my truck to deliver chinkshit.

Also, has starposter posted any deals recently?

>>56552792
paypal gives you 6 months to do a dispute.

Just wait 2 months and if you haven't received it open a ticket on gaybeast.

>>56552688
Bluetooth gloves*

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/bluetooth-Talking-Meme-Gloves/32260137879.html

some shipping companies are much slower than others. be patient, people.

>>56553252
what kind of math is that?

>>56553219
You're doing it wrong, young grasshopper. You must learn to time the wait for your chink shit by the sound of one hand clapping.

>>56553360
Why contain it?

>>56553430
Chinese math what else?

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>>56553219
>8 days
wew, do you live in Russia or Europe?

>>56553407
thanks, i'll keep that in mind anon
this is only my third order from any chinksite and all my orders came relatively quickly and it's why im so worried

>>56553231
Please answer

>>56553522
>Europe
We wait upwards of three weeks as well with standard shipping.
Or maybe it's just me in my mountain.

>>56553554
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/meme-flashdrive/32348202643.html

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>>56552910
3 months going strong

>>56553618
jfc I do a refund if it's 1 and a half months kek

>>56553618

>that shipment protection clock

do you keep extending it voluntarily?

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http://www.ebay.com/itm/NEW-OEM-Xiaomi-Hybrid-Dual-Drivers-Earphone-Headphone-w-mic-Volume-Black-/291739812546?hash=item43ed0c42c2:g:c20AAOSwiYFXEsT2

Any way to tell if these are fake or not?
I know there's shitty copies on ebay which are around 5 bucks but these look a bit more legit.
I missed the gearbest sale and I really want 'em

>>56553675
No, seller did it, they reshipped my order.

>>56553430
I used a coupon. It does not lower the cost of each item but only the total

>>56553678
Price is fake tier.

They sell for 15$ in china.

>>56553838
Fuck.
Well, what's the cheapest site that offers them right now then?

How can i get encryption working on redmi note 3 pro with cyanogen? After pressing encrypt button it just reboots and do nothing. Same thing on latest snapshot and nightly builds.

>>56553522
europe, the UK, thoguh I have beenw aiting on this next package for a ltitle while, (11 days, but the shipipng was free, and ali express standard, and it has left china about 2 days ago

tfw feet too big for meme shoes
http://www.banggood.com/Xiaomi-Smart-90-Running-Shoes-Super-Light-Sneakers-Bluetooth-4_0-English-APP-Comfortable-Upper-p-1076338.html

>>56553954
I might be able to squeeze into a pair, but I don't want to risk money on shoes that might not even fit me. (depending on the make/brand/type of shoe I have to take different sizes (e.g. my timberlands are 9.5, my dress shoes are a 9, my vans are a 10 and the cheap shoes I got for £5 to take on holiday are 10.5 (Uk sizes, so +1 for american

>>56552841
>>56553374

Euro Truck 2 mod where?

What are the go to /csg/ desktop speakers?

>>56553870
gaybest had them for $15.37 but the offer ended today, ordered a pair myself

>>56554201
Ordered a second pair myself.

>>56554201
>>56554254
You motherfuckers, I missed that sale by an hour

What's the latest, memest flashlight ?

>>56554394
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/tactical-CREE-self-defense-flashlight-police/32698878539.html

>>56554421
cool now link to the REE flashlight not this pedo shit

>>56552907
No, it won't.

>>56552871
Somic V2

Do electronics stay in customs for longer? Most chinkshit comes in a week to USA for me and the longest is a month for electronics

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>>56552681
>>56552717

chink watercooling lad here, if anyone has questions go ahead

Links to parts used:

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/100-New-GPU-Water-Block-Video-Graphics-Card-Water-Cooling-Block-Radiator-coolerHole-Spacing-42mm-62mm/32639832131.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/120mm-fin-black-copper-computer-water-discharge-liquid-heat-exchanger-threaded-thread-radiator-for-12cm-fan/32260363538.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1-piece-G1-4-Quick-Twist-Water-Cooling-Tube-Fitting-Connector-For-3-8-1-4/32403949274.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/G1-4-Internal-Dual-Thread-Elbow-Female-Tee-For-Computer-Water-Cooling-DIY-1pcs/32602740215.html

>>56552643
7D mangos gave me cyberization of the brain

>>56554948
wew

>>56554040
>tfw no widefit chink shoes

are there any /csg/ recommended wireless IEMs? I need it to use while studying and working out, so the quality does not need to be anything more than decent and preferably cheap.

>>56552605
Seconding this, actually.

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is there a chink version of pic related?

>>56555153
I'd also like to know
How to leverage jack ma to become cyber punk

>>56554948
Nice kink mate

>>56555163
chink shoe replicas usually look identical but fit terribly, hurts your back and posture.
that said, i've tested one some years ago so that may have changed.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/GTFS-Multifuntion-5-25-Media-Dashboard-Card-Reader-USB-2-0-USB-3-0-20-pin/32664242234.html

This is pretty cool.
Or is it housefire potential? I don't know.
I was just looking for an all usb front panel but this is better

>>56555184
inb4 original xiaomi implant, comes with free chink neuro-botnet

is there anything I can do with a gearbest order number? had no account when I purchased

Has anybody here seriously considered becoming a IRL Taobao agent for profit? There are so many local businesses that could actually benefit from getting chinked slightly less. I mean really, the markups importers of chinkshit have are ridiculous.

>>56555463
>had no account when I purchased
I still don't understand how that's possible. did you buy with paypal? didn't they send you any emails to the same email acct you use in paypal?

>>56552681
wher get xiaomeme meme pad 2 for cheap?

>>56555467
Profit margins are low so you need to have a lot of volume to make money.

You also need to do things legally so there's paperwork, taxes, duties and laws you have to follow.

>>56555601
Yes I used paypal. I also used a different email to the one I use with paypal

I cant remember the password to the email I used with paypal so I can't get into the account, only my main email

>>56555808
wow you really fucked your shit up huh?

>>56555808
haaaaa

What's the $10 dumb chinkphone called again?

>>56555785
Have you done your research on profit margins? For what kind of items? From my experience, I've seen that local businesses get home equipment at prices at least 200% higher than the ones in Taobao for the same items.

Any decent chink tablets for under 100 burgers?

Does anyone have that link to that fountain pen which is basically a Parker Arrow ripoff? I have an actual Parker and wouldn't mind comparing them.

>>56554948
I'd be careful of that bend there, might send too much pressure through the tube leaving your pc innards bukakke'd with yellow fluid.

>>56555966
>>56555886
doesnt matter. paid a bit more for better delivery and it will come eventually

>>56555808
sorry m8, you fucked up, hard...
try to recover that email, try to remember the password, the context in which you created the account...

>>56556200
see >>56556198

are these phones any good
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/2016-Newest-Presale-Original-Leagoo-Z1-4-0-Inch-3G-Mobile-Phone-Android-5-1-MT6580M/32659998704.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.1.MLPmuO&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_0,searchweb201602_1_10057_10056_10065_10068_10055_10054_10069_10059_10058_10073_10017_10071_10070_10060_10061_10052_10062_10053_10050_10051,searchweb201603_4&btsid=dddb5c05-42f6-454e-b53a-0e20e0765ffd

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>>56556198
>paid a bit more for better delivery and it will come eventually

>>56556234
>>Mediakek
>>512mb of ram
>>No 4G
Don't expect anything amazing. Should be enough if you're a light user.

>>56556269
dude its just a pair of earphones

Is there anything to do with banggood coins now that the anniversary shit is over?

Anybody have experience with the projectors on Gearbest?

>>56556419
Cheap ones have shit native resolution. Decent for watching movies but terribad for reading and gaems.

>>56556419
Excelvan is a solid maker of projectors.

>>56556463
>reading
>projector

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>>56556484
I mean shitposting

Why arent you wearing your DHL shirt right now?
https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Practical-Jokes-DHL-2016-Fashion/2148027_32682781031.html

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>>56556590

Perfect for social engineering

>>56556590
That's a chink copy of an actual 250e brand t-shirt
https://www.ssense.com/en-ca/women/product/vetements/yellow-dhl-t-shirt/1490743

>>56556590
>wear DHL shirt
>Americans starts tipping you

>>56556628

who the hell tips a delivery guy?

>>56556627
>$330 USD-- $281 USD
explain this
Isnt ironic hipster shit supposed to be cheap? Or are the truck memes really true and DHL are like the astronauts of EU

>>56556627
What the actual fuck.

>>56556627
i can understand most memes but fashion ain't one of them

>>56553678
Look in the description, that says: Brand:
Unbranded/Generic
That's how you know it's fake.

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should i?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/lookswayfuckingtacky/878804894.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/imightpawnitofftogermaboos/32320969089.html

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>>56553360
>It very good looks on office's desk.
You almost had it, Mr. Chong.

>>56556327
>>56556234
Wtf? No. Get at the very least 1gb of ram. 512mb is like asking for a reason to kill yourself.

>>56552792
See this is why you use ali
Sellers are scared of low ratings so they'll refund you if anything goes wrong

>>56556642
chileans, at least. otherwise, our shit "disappears"

>>56552681
Where can I get a cheap, yet powerful laser pointer?

>>56556658
a scam for employees, perhaps?

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>>56553954
>tfw size 13

I need a backpack for travel/commute that needs to fit a 15 inch MacBook Pro, a hair of wireless headphones, a battery power pack and a small lunch box. Are rthose tactical backpacks on Gearbest any good?

>>56556419
I ordered one of the android pico ones. I'll report back when it gets here next year

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If I don't get my $10 I'm going to have Dawn executed.

>>56557019
where do you live?
If you live in Europe, get one from Banggood with a shipping method that bypasses customs.(direct mail)
Even if the lasers there say 5mw they are significantly stronger, especially those with 18650 batteries.

>>56557371
those aren't legal right?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Universal-Pokemons-Go-Pokeball-Aimer-Tool-Assist-With-Holder-For-iPhone-6-6s-Plus-For-Samsung/32727852013.html

Anyone got the Pokemon Go aim helper yet?

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Currently working on a video review for the GB Boy Colour

>>56557560
I don't know the legal situation in all countries around the world, here in Germany you can own them legally but it's not allowed to sell them. (Of course it's also not allowed to hurt or endanger other people with it, but you can do whatever you want with the laser at home when you actually get it)

>>56557609
Please tell me thats a gameboy color clone with a backlight and rom support

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How badly will this fuck my face up?
I'm tired of razor burns from the costco gillete shit

What's about those bluetooth trackers?
http://www.gearbest.com/home-gadgets/pp_123382.html

Are they any good? Probably needs a proprietary app to use these.

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>>56557682
No rom support, but it has 66 built in games.

>>56557697
I have one of these, but I usually shave with my electric razor. They are quite good, but don't use the one chink razor blade you usually get with them. Buy 100 Astra razor blades at Amazon or so.

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seems legit

>>56557697

once you practice enough it's fine. Just don't be a jew with the blades.

RN3P lads, CM14 has arrived.
http://forum.xda-developers.com/redmi-note-3/development/rom-cyanogenmod-14-0-xiaomi-redmi-note-3-t3459382
I'd wait a few days or maybe a week for the bugs to be fixed before hopping in.

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>>56556878

>>56557715
Fuck
and here I thought I finally had an incentive to get through my gbc backlog

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>>56557609
>>56557682
>>56557715
>>56558021
https://youtu.be/sYNUdQ-p4xA
FINALLY UPLOADED

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>>56553374
>>56554054
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/13311126/AliMod.rar

>>56558054
you sound like a faggot lmao

>>56558054
Get a mic.

>>56558280
Fuck you, man

>>56558021
Get a PS3 controller and a holder for your phone. Or even better a PSP

Best IEM that isn't over the ear ?

>>56552715
that was a gigantic dong

>>56554948
passive cooling the vram? I too like to live dangerously.

>>56558054

>>56558327
Xiaomi hybrids
Or the easily breakable rock zircons

>>56558054
I miss Comfy already

>>56558387
fuck off pedophile lover

>>56557715
Which built in games?
Is Pokemon built in?

>>56558387
>Comfy
Fuck off

DirtyReviews was the best reviewer from /csg/

>>56558435
Super Mario Land
Donkey Kong
Tetris
Contra
Duck Tails
Pac-Man
Othello
Side Pocket
Tennis
Asteroids
Alley Way
Centipede

A bunch of stuff, but no pokemon. I was playing bootleg copies of Green and Crystal in it.

>>56558387
>>56558449
And people wonder why /csg/ hates YouTubers

Self-promoting is irritating enough and then there's the fandom

>>56558307
I think it's a pretty nice voice. But I'm also gay, so. ;^)

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>>56558546
>>56558280

>>56558319
But those lack the feels anon
I'm 100% pro emulation but I'm usually more motivated to play through a game if it's on realistic hardware.
autistic I know

>>56558054
What's the deal with the VHS thing?

>>56558474
Do regular Gameboy games work on it?

>>56558645
It's just an effect that I added.
I was planning on adding some 90's GameBoy commercial audio for the heck of it, but I couldn't get it to look good and I was too lazy to reshoot that shot.

>>56558663
Yeah

>>56558634
http://www.k1gbasp.com/

it emulates gb/gbc games, but runs gba games natively (also comes with a flashcard of sorts)

I've been using an original (solid white shell) one for the past couple years, it's great!

>>56556658
>>56556676
>>56556692
>>56557063
it's literally there to be noticed for being what it is, an expensive supposed signifier of taste
the shirt isn't made by dhl, it's made by vetements, who has a history of this sort of thing (especially their vetements-branded raincoats for >$1000)
also http://www.vetememes.com/products

>>56558909
Welp, I know who's first against the wall come the revolution.

>>56558054
Thanks for the review Anon. Keep 'em coming!

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What chinkshit will tell to the chinks that i am part of the cause when they take over the world so i don't get raped and gunned in the gulag?

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Anyone want to recommend me an Android or MIUI phone compatible with the t-mobile network?

My mom wants to replace her flip phone and I'm out of the current phone loop. We're both poor.

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What is the best CHINK phone to get for emulation purposes only? I want the best emulation phone for under $200. Don't care about camera or other shit, only specs and emulation

HELP

>>56559359
Just get a fucking xiaomi dude come on

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Miniinthebox glitched and keeps sending me these $3 coupons with no minimum order price. I may have discovered infinite source of $3 chink shit (too bad Mininthebox is massivelly overpriced).

>>56559373
Which one tho

>>56559359
The Redmi Note 3 Pro still has quite good processing power and a relatively big display, it's quite good for gaming if you're looking for something up to $200.
And it has good custom ROM support, unlike other less common Chink phones. So even if you don't get upgrades from the manufacturer, you can use this device for a long time and still get security updates etc.

You know you ordered too much new Chink shit in a short time period when you have to solve CAPTCHAs to confirm the order at Aliexpress.

Just bough another about 10 items.

>>56555205
>>56556184
I was going to put in elbow fittings but I ordered the wrong number. I planned on having the tubes coming out vertically before adjusting for case size.

This PC's going for sale anyway and the average normie isn't able to tell

>>56559408
What some other anon said, the redmi note 3 (get the snapdragon version with 3gb ram if your budget can, otherwise make sure to at least buy a snapdragon one) is pretty fucking solid.

>>56559552
What's the difference between the redmi note 3 and note 3 pro?

>>56559570
3gb ram instead of two and 32gb Rom with snapdragon cpu, there are more versions, such as the 2gb ram and 16 ROM with snapdragon ; also for the two former versions exists their mediatek counterpart.

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https://www.aliexpress.com/item/shark-lights/32680000125.html

>>56559570
Get the Pro, it has a Qualcomm Snapdragon 650, needs less energy and is better supported by custom ROMs than the non-pro version with the Mediatek chip.
If you're from the EU make sure to get the new revision with LTE band 20. Also don't get the 2GB RAM version but the 3GB one, if you want a more future proof phone.

>>56556871
Shoot I might buy, always thought those hats looked cool

>>56552792
I'm like you. Rock Zircons ordered on the 20th and they've been in US customs since the 30th. I gotta wonder why customs is taking so long. With my luck, it's gonna come in the mail tomorrow if I dispute tonight.

>tfw I haven't gotten shit in
I ordered on the 18th ffs

Anyone have a link to the cheapest rubber duck right now?

>>56559341
A lot of these chink phones don't have support for US 4G bands. Get one of those Amazon discounted phones like the Blu R1 HD or Moto G4 and flash ad-free ROMs if you so desire..

>>56559781
Thanks, I'll look into those.

>>56559776
$0.19 on Aliexpress, maybe another site has cheaper ones but I don't know of any right now

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Bath-toys-toy-animal-called-squeezed-summer-baby-toys-for-children/32694165953.html

>>56556163
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Affordable-Xmas-HERO-616-Fountain-Pen-Hooded-Golden-Nib-Dark-Red-Barrel-Small-Vintage/32701601097.html
78 cents.
It writes pretty well actually. I used one for a long time.

>>56556419
Unic UC-40 is pretty good for $50. It's not HD, but completely watchable. It's bright enough to be clear in a dark room and decently visible outdoors.

>>56559872
Oh yeah, those HERO 616s are pretty nice. I hear good stuff about them all the time.

>>56559872
what kind of cartridges will fit? or they include a reservoir?

>>56559947
it's a reservoir you pump. You just open it and squeeze it and let go and it draws the ink up like an eye dropper.

>>56559981
so i suppose my jinhao cartridges will not work
might give it a shot anyway

>>56559997
well the reservoir can be taken off, so it's anyone's guess whether Hero and Jinhao use the same size connectors.

>>56559997
They typically sell Parker ink at Staples or maybe you can order some from Goulet Pens. Not chink but assuming you're in the US their customer service is unmatched

>>56560021
yes that is the issue, as far as i know jinhao use the international size
>>56560022
sadly i am not in america... hell i never have found where to buy fountain pen ink here, i buy it from the chinks.

Can someone post the ruizu guide pls

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>>56560044

My favorite chink fountain pen is the Jinhao x750. It's heavy, it looks great, the cap has a really beefy click, and it writes well.

>>56560037
amazon, gouletpens, jetpens, staples, hisnibs

>>56560037
Where at, man? I can look around and maybe find some good sites for you- I'm big into fountain pens.

>>56560084
I found a possibly outdated site with a shitload of listings, can't hurt to try friend

https://cs.uwaterloo.ca/~tozsu/Pens/penlistings.html#International%20Pen%20Dealers

>>56560080
will check amazon
>>56560084
[spoiler]mexico[/spoiler]

>>56560213
Fuck, man. I'm not finding much at all, Amazon is probably your best bet yeah

Gaybeast SEP10OFF code. Anything noteworthy? I still fucking hate them for taking my cakebux.

>>56560241
>>56560213
also xfountainpens if you are in the us, don't know if they do international orders

>>56560244
wasn't there another that gives 12% off? Sunny12 IIRC

What's the smallest nes handheld? I like the size of those gameboy micros or whatever they were called.

>>56560244
Did you try the code and get it to work? It tells me the code is invalid

>>56560346
I don't know. I figured I'd post it in csg since I saw it here https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/265575

>>56557697
I used a chinky razor for about 2 months before I upgraded. If you're just getting into DE shaving it's fine but you'll want to replace it pretty quickly, the chinky razors can leave your face feeling pretty raw.

>>56557697
the handle will be fine, but you should buy a sampler pack of blades form ebay with a good variety to see what works with your face.
Some people love feather, some people fuck their faces up with feather.

I use shark, I bought a 1000 pack for 10 bucks and I'll never run out.

>>56560452
Can you use these if you shave with the grain? If I shave against I get ingrown hairs really easily

>>56560484
yeah. people big into it will tell you to shave with, then against, then perpendicular and all this crazy shit. Going with will still get you a really close shave.

>>56559625
How is that a "health toy"?

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can anyone id this ganzo knife?

>>56552938
>>56552910
I once had a package take a year to arrive
>ordered a bunch of chink warhammer 40k copies
>get all of them but one, don't even think about it since they were so cheap
>~1 years later, get a beat up gook package in the mail, wonder what I ordered recently
>open it, lo and behold a necron doomscythe

I just ordered some HDD storage boxes at Gearbest and they sent me like 5 emails because my PayPal address and the account address were different.
Thanks China.

>>56560536
put one in your butt and find out

Don't forget to confirm goods received and leave feedback, anons!

>>56560834
That feel when you receive feedback immediately from chink goods but never receive feedback from local private sellers in ebay. Fuck those guys. I leave a follow up positive feedback to them saying fuck you.

Waiting on this (among other things) atm
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/EMACS-GNU-XEMACS-LISP-programmer-red-and-blue-logo-T-shirt-Top-Lycra-Cotton-Men-T/2048564231.html

Yo, what's better my niggers: Xiaomi Redmi Note 3 Pro or Pro Prime?

>>56560909
chinese people are so polite, it's great

>>56560938
What's the difference?

I fell for the Banana Pi meme, I'll do a review once it arrives.

>>56560955
thank you

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If my priorities are good battery life and 1080p screen with a smooth ui, some daylight photography during walks, is the k6000 pro the right phone for me?

I like it over the redmi note 3 because 6000mAh, 3GB ram, lower price.

I'm open to suggestions.

>>56561005
>priorities are good battery life and 1080
RETARD

>>56560834
I only leave feedback on ebay because they make it easy to do so.

I don't fucking remember what day every package arrived.

>>56561032
I had a redmi 3 but that messed my eyes up and gave me headaches because I went straight from a 1440p g3 to a 720p redmi 3.

Don't want to go below 1080p anymore.

>>56561048
every 5 star rating you don't leave = a single chinese mother gone homeless

>>56558054
That was pretty interesting, would watch chink console clones reviews again

>>56560923
Will you be wearing this in public?

>>56561162
yes of course
nobody will know what it is unless they're a 1337 hacker

>>56560941
only when you're giving them money

So what's the consensus on YT reviews? Do you want them or no? I have a bunch of shit coming I was gonna leave reviews on but if you don't think they're helpful I won't bother.

reminder that trump will take your chinkshit away

>>56561198
I'd say do it for bigger items, if it's something simple like a shark or a sounding rod just post about it here.

>>56561293
i want to see a video review of a sounding rod

>>56561198
They are ok if done properly, but most of the time is just a shity unboxing for GB points.

>>56561302
I got mine recently, if there's enough demand I can do one (no nsfw sorry)
keep in mind the only camera I have is a phone

Fucking Singapore post

09/09/2016 17:10
Notification of shipment confirmation

REEEEEEEEEE

What do you call the useless kinds of gadgets and toys that you see on people's desktops? Like that floating globe and the balls on strings that hit each other. I want to buy some for xmas presents but not sure what term to search for. Does AX support custom searches like gadgets|toys|desktop etc?

>Ask gearbest to refund my lost order onto my credit card
>"ok friend"
>next day i have the money on my gearbest wallet

Fucking gearbest

never again

>>56561345
>what do you call gadgets?
exactly that

>>56561342
>Singapore post
No tracking is more accurate than theirs

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Reminder to stop cheeking your tracking and just let it happen.

>>56561428
Tracking has always been too much of a hassle for me to bother.

>>56561428
and how would I know when the mailman is going to pass at my house?

What's the best current deal on the memebank right now?

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Are you in good hands, /csg/?

>>56561638
I am in the sorry, just like my 20+ packets

>>56561498
Ask him to call you when you have a package.

>>56561414

Sarcasm? Please explain

It's singapore speed post

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>>56561740
>singapore
>speed

>>56561769

nigguh i paid like $20 for fast shipping

>>56561779
Unless you paid for DHL you got fucking chinked. Singapore post is slow as fuck

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>>56561779
>he even paid for it

>>56561779
>$20
wtf you could have gotten 2000 (two thousand) balloons for that dude

>>56561779
SINGAPOR'ED

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Impress your friends with your wealthy lifestyle for $3

>>56561067
Good.

>>56561799
>GNU/Linux's greatest love machine

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>free shipping 7-20 days
>$20 expedited shipping 7-20 days
>mfw

>>56561870
where is the link brah

>>56561919
reverse image search
it's built into 4chan

>Successful departure from Warehouse
>2016-08-13 05:47:38
Have they kidnapped Wang and stole his bike?
Also, on a different order
>Despatched to overseas
>2016-09-01 11:03:00
Fuck Singapore.

>>56561870
> no link
Next time just don't post.

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which is better?

>>56561992
sinpgpost its says pro :^)

>>56561992
China Post.
Will take like 2 weeks.

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>>56561992
Seller's shipping method

>>56561919
>>56561990
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/New-Arrival-Fashion-Business-Digital-Watch-Silicone-Strap-Wristwatches-Casual-LED-Watch-Men-Hour-Male-Clock/32643607490.html

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>>56562006
does this mean the seller personally delivers it to your door?

>>56562003
sure it will :^)

>>56561992
china post always, unless epacket is available

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Goddamnit Vicky.

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>being this cool

>>56562110
I wanna in the sorry Vicky

>>56554948
Think i might try it, I cracked my pump and my radiator is 8y/o and rusted as fuck. cba paying $200 to replace them in South Africa. We getting jewed right now on almost everything.

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Looks like the fun police took my $8 Karambit. Time to get my refund from the chinkies.

Is the anon who bought a shavette still around?
Would like to know if he got the hang of shaving with it and if the overall experience is better than using a normal Gilette razor or an electric shaver

Other anons are welcome to share their experience as well

>>56562200
have fun chopping your lip off

>>56561198
Good approach:
Dirty, late era Comfy, Unbiased

Bad approach:
Awful China Loot Reviews or whatever he's called now, OneBoxing anon

No one wants to see a shallow unboxing video or a ten minute ramble, 2-4 minute INFORMATIVE reviews after you've spent some time with the product is best. And yeah, don't review $2 crap. Save it for things with something to talk about.

>>56562178
>check rule 203(b)
>seizure of any goods believed to be "Special Forfeited"
>check Austrailia Customs prohibited list
>To import daggers and throwing knives/blades/axes you need written Police Certification (B709B Form) from the relevant Police Firearms Registry, prior to the arrival of the goods in Australia.

>To import all other knives you need written permission from the Minister for Immigration and Border Protection, prior to the arrival of the goods in Australia.

You need to get a licence to import a chink knife in Aus.

>>56562178
rip

>>56552681
Anyone with the MiBand 2? is it worth it? reviews? i'm gonna order it in the next few days(was waiting for a sale but i want it now)

>>56562344
depending if you want the clock. If you just what notifications get the RGB mi band 1 for half the price.

>>56562363
i definitely want the clock. can i somehow send custom text to the band? i have a few app ideas.

>>56562303
Dirty was never good. He's a dismally uninteresting, self-promoting waste of bandwidth.
Unbiased was the only one remotely worth watching.

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Man, eBay sellers really want the positive feedback

Do you guys ever take advantage of this?

>>56562398
no. i once said something didn't arrive even though it did and i felt bad(it was like 2$ too) so i don't do it no more. if the item arrives and it's good(and it always is), i leave positive feedback.

>>56562374
No, afaik

Click the daily coins get no coins and cant click.
CHINKED.

>>56562398
Once in a while, yeah.

>>56562411
Yeah, I feel the same way
I just forgot to leave feedback on this so I guess they thought it didn't arrive
I would feel guilty about robbing chinks over 3 dollar items

>>56562420
fuggg. well, at least i will have the clock.
>inb4 cool clock ahmed
are the metal bands any good?

>>56562424
where can i find the daily coins? you're talking about gaybeast right?

>>56562386
I agree that his reviews of USB cables and $1 junk aren't great and his mechanical keyboard review is embarrassing. He hits more than he misses though.

>>56562307
I got ganzo and sanrenmu through just fine. They were even opened by customs.

>>56562434
>metal bands
this isn't /mu/

>>56562455
>/mu/
>metal
more like /radiohead/ fampai

>>56562451
They look to both be folding knives with no action. Which are allowed.
Aus Customs classes all Karambits as Trench knives, which are prohibited.

>>56562472
Bongripper was a preddy chill thing I found just bc of /mu/

>>56562489
stoner metal is sweet
try Sleep and Kyuss if you liked Bongripper

>>56562449
>Don't forget to like and subscribe!

>>56562006
I fapped to this.

>>56562442
On the ali app.

>>56562498
Thanks m8 will do
currently at work~

WHEN IS MY REDMI GONNA LEAVE HO CHI MINHS FUCKING WAREHOUSE

ITS BEEN THERE FOR 12 DAYS

DID I GET CHINKED

>>56559635
>If you're from the EU make sure to get the new revision with LTE band 20
this scared me, I just ordered a redmi note a few days ago. depends on your telco but kenzo will work for me apparently. the global version doesn't have cm or other roms!

Has anyone tried KZ headphones with a microphone on an iphone? Wondering if it's really working as advertised.

I'm planning on getting ED9s just in case.

>>56552681
What is this vibe p2 4/64 gb china exclusive bullshit??

Can someone direct me to the 3 cent rubber duckies?

I have a neighbor that deserves punition.

>>56562787
>>56559635
Won't the new redmi get less software support?

>>56558348
Now you caught my interest someone post it pls

>>56562398
I'm kind of an asshole towards American sellers especially if they took their sweet time shipping the package.

But to chinks, as long as it arrives in my mailbox I'll give them their 5-stars.

Dunno why.

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Knives finally arrived after 2 weeks in aus customs, was starting to think they were sized.

>>56563242
Haha I have those three knives with the same customs tape on the package.

>>56562661
No, you got
>Ho Chinkd

>>56563270
If you're the anon I'm thinking of I totally copied you bro. Was too lazy to look up our knife laws so figured if you could get them in, I could too; so i ordered them haha

>>56563288
I figured, is the middle one too small for you as well?

>>56563288
Yeah, the Ganzo however feels perfect in my hand.

>>56562661
maybe. When I ordered it I odered it off a hong kong company's ali page that claimed that using their special delivery method could get it to me within 14 days and bypassing european customs. Instead of choosing the 'sealed box' variant I asked for the one where they install google play and english MIUI android skin. I got fearmongered into it by saying that choosing sealed box opened me to the possibility that my xiaomi could have factory defect.

so basically the xiaomi spent 5 days before getting shipped because they had to open the box, jack off to chinese cartoons on a mongolian stone knapping forum, and then flash their shitty botnet MIUI on it.

After it underwent this, it got shipped and arrived in europe (NL) in like 8 days. I then realized that I could have just installed google play on it myself and flashed CM13 on it.

tl;dr: don't stress out worst thing that happens is that you use your buyers protection to get a refund when the package doesn't arrive.

Does anyone else use a miband for interval timers for running? What apps do you use for it? I'm using an app called interval timer and it doesn't work for Mi band notifications, it just vibrates continuously when the notification is up

Just got the frosted shield case for my Redmeme phone.

It fits in nice, but feels a bit awkward to hold. I thought it would've covered the corners more but we'll see how it goes.

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I ordered a 2€ wifi dongle, but the tracking shows destination country Brazil on aliexpress -
considering i live in the Netherlands, that's quite a detour
so what's my next step?

>>56563623

probably alaska, then nambia, then the netherlands.

>>56562989
>Has anyone tried KZ headphones with a microphone on an iphone?
Bumpity bump. I mean I know they're $9 but still, I'd like to be sure beforehand.

>>56563623
Just chill. Chink shipping sometimes isn't a direct flight/ on route flights

>>56563623
use 17track

how's this?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/muh-keyboard/32637406064.html

it's the same one you can find in amazon for slightly more and some useless branding
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6OyEjs_RkY

>>56563698
A quick Google search says they should work fine on the iPleb, might've been the Xiaomi Hybrids that didn't work but with KZ you should be good to go

>>56563623
is it a hotdog or chinese cuisine?

>>56564082
Good thing you fixed that "i"

Anyone bought these? I'm after for some cheap but decentish bluetooth earphones

http://www.banggood.com/Bluedio-N2-Sport-Bionic-Bluetooth-V4_1-EDR-Wireless-Headphone-Headset-p-964756.html

>>56564157
yes, been using them for more than 2 years now... nothing exceptional sound wise, but I only use them at the gym

took the plunge and ordered the miband2 + stainless steel black strap + screen protector. 45$, not that bad. stay tuned for a review when it arrives.

new bread pls

I have some shit to post

>>56564189
Are they comfy to use for long term use?

New bread >>56564425

>>56563622
frosted? link?

also anybody able to find a matte (plastic) screen cover that feels the same way as the redmeme factory screen protector? The factory one has a lip that sticks out and blocks the camera so it had to go. But dat feel man.