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HEY /g/
HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO STAB SOMEONE YOU LOVE DEARLY OVER TECHNOLOGY?
NOW I AM NO EXPERT
NOR DO I HAVE A FANCY $4000 LINUX GENTOO THINKPAD WITH HIGH CAPACITY ASSAULT RAM STICKS
BUT HOLY SHIT
>Cleaning my NEETfort (TL note: Mom's basement)
>Mom says she'll vacuum it sure why not thanks ma
>Leave the dungeon and step outside to see the light of day
>Come back 5 mins later
>Mom is on the floor in front of my pc
>ohgodno.jpg
>walk over like "HEY WHAT'RE YOU DOING"
>she is on the fucking floor stabbing a sewing needle into the front of my case
>"Oh, just cleaning it! You're welcome!"
>"Oh, hey! My friend at work told me that if you let a bunch of dust in your computer, it starts slowing down! Just helping you know"
>MOM NO THAT IS NOT HOW YOU CLEAN A PC
>I ask her to stop
>she is stubborn and fucking declines the kind offer
>Have to fucking yell STOP
>she tells me to relax and fuck off to the living room for 5 mins
>"Okay, but you only get 5 mins"
>2 minutes later
>"Hey anon, come back! I dropped the needle in!"
>fucking what
>rush back to my domain
>fan is going VRRCLACKVRRCLACKVRRCLACK
>"MOM WHAT THE FUCK IS IT STILL ON?"
>"Oh, it's fine! I put it on sleep mode! I'm not stupid! Now tell me how to open it quick"
FUCKING CONT
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>>56520512
i got angry to this
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>>56520512
>back the fuck up bitch let me take the wheel
>rip that shit off faster than my underwear when I'm about to choke the chicken
>fan is in front of my heat sink, has a cover on top with a couple wires running through
>SHE REACHES INTO THE FUCKING CASE AND YANKS THE HEATSINK COVER OFF AND DISCONNECTS THE WIRES
>WITH MY COMPUTER STILL RUNNING MIND YOU
>"MOM STOP YOU JUST PULLED SOMETHING"
>"Oops, sorry!"
>she backs the fuck off
>holy shit FUCKING FINALLY
>fucking hold down the power button because my monitor isn't fucking working, probably due to the uprooted cords fucking thanks ma
>pull the needle out of the fan, burn my fucking fingers on the heat sink in the process and let go of the damned murderstick in the process
>needle drops further into the machine
>have to do the fucking ants in my pants dance with my PC cracked wide open to jiggle the fucking steel rod of death out
>"Careful shaking that! Something might fall out!"
>shut the fuck up mom
>please shut the fuck up
>finally get that shit out
>set it doWHAT THE FUCK SHE SNATCHES MY COMPUTER FROM ME
>SHE STARTS JAMMING THE NEEDLE INTO THE HEATSINK AND FAN AGAIN LIKE SHE JUST FOUND A JEWISH MAN'S WALLET AND SHE HAS TO FINGERFUCK EVERY POCKET FOR LOOSE CHANGE
>"MOM SERIOUSLY STOP"
>"Jeez, okay, fine!"
>she puts it down
>then
>THEN
>SHE FUCKING GETS ON ALL FOURS
>AND BLOWS
>INTO THE FAN
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>"MOM YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO FUCKING DO THAT"
>"I'm blowing the dust out!"
>HUGE FUCKING DUSTBUNNIES ROLL UNDER MY MOTHERBOARD WHICH IS EMBEDDED BEHIND A QUADRILLION OTHER GODDAMN PARTS AND WIRES
>She just gets up and fucking leaves FINALLY
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You know she's doing this on purpose, right? It's not normal to just fuck with others' property. She wants to irritate you until getting your shit together is more convenient for you than living with her.
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>>56520541
AND NOW TO CONCLUDE MY EPIC
>Manage to get all the right shit back into the right slots
>boot up my trusty peecee
>bluescreen
>I've just given up hope at this point
>reboot and hope for the best
>it fucking works now
>but the fan is making some sort of high pitched squeal
>scream internally
SO HERE I AM
I may be tech illiterate but holy SHIT I know enough that if this weren't my mom, the person in front of me would be drowning in a pool of their own blood after "accidentally" "walking" into a knife seventeen times
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>>56520512
>living with your mom
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>>56520554
I still don't know what this means.
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>>56520512
My stomach started to hurt from reading this.
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>>56520562
Bad ending. I was expecting you to stab her with the needle.
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>>56520554
kek
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>>56520562
my stomach hurts now just reading your 3 part story
will go get a drink and come back
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Make cummies on mummy when she's sleeping and demand she gives you a new computer and 5000 GBP for this trauma. Fucking normie slut whore moms
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>>56520580
Its that story with megaman picture.
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>>56520554
Every time
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>>56520580
it means
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you should be able to visualize it
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>>56520562
>NEET
>bluescreen
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>>56520626
Link? I haven't browsed in like a year.
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>>56520580
very similar to this story
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>>56520647
this
fucking newfags
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I Ii
II I_
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>>56520668
WHY DID YOU POST IT. NOW I'M ACTUALLY MAD.
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>>56520685
I'm always mad since it got posted on /r9k/. Never gets out of my head.
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>>56520559
this
OP's mom is just too nice to actually kick him out
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That's what you get for being a pathetic fuck
How about you sell your PC, get a job and move out?
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>>56520668
WHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRESSSSSSSSSSSS
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>>56520668
Oh. I feel very uncomfortable after reading that. Even robots deserve better.
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>>56520512
well, at least you have a reason for a thinkpad now
get a good T430 for $230 with 1600x900, then put in 8gb ram, 128gb SSD, new 9 cell battery, backlit keyboard.
should cost around $320 in all after its done
and yeah, this really seems like bait. its too ridiculous to be true. on the chance that it is, get that thinkpad OP.
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>>56520831
>thinkpad
>1
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>3 4
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