Courage has a price. It's officially $40 to charge your

>>56513379
This is actually the worst pathetic cash grab I've ever seen

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>>56513379
Not if you use airpods

>>56513758
Apple wants to control the whole supply chain of their products including the accessory.

Lightning was only created for this very reason.

>>56513379
Why would I listen to something while sleeping?

>>56513379
Lmao

Apple fags love wasting their money, so they will eat this up

>>56513780
>fun fact:

if you lost one airpod, you have to replace the entire set for $160

>>56513811
179€ in Germany

>>56513801
i listen to music through my stereo at work while it's charging.

don't pretend like this is some one off use case

>>56513379
> Source?
Are you certain that this will let you charge and listen at the same time?

It seems more likely that you would just be able to listen using two lightning headphones at the same time.

I guess I wouldn't be too surprised either way.

>>56513379
I don't suffer this first world problem so is $40 I save

>>56513828
I don't charge my phone at work.

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>>56513379
Now we gotta wait to see if Samsung, HTC, LG, etc. try to "rip off" Apple's creations and innovations.

It's 2016 who the fuck still uses headphones?

>>56513888
people who leave their house?

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>>56513888
Ever heard of an aux jack?

>>56513879
Samsung had wireless earbuds before apple
Various other manufacturers had no headphone jack (Nokia 2001 or something)

There is nothing to rip off

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>people claiming that they've NEVER had the need to charge and use audio

I feel sorry for the people with Square readers. They're SOL until they buy a new one.

>>56513960
Please tell me when I would need to ever charge my phone besides when I'm sleeping.

>>56513994
>doing absolutely anything while on a plane
>listening to music / navigation in a car while charging
>other battery intensive tasks like netflix / games / etc
you don't need to be creative to figure this out

>>56513379
You could just buy a different phone.

>>56513379
Lmao. I hope this is theonion right now.

>>56513920
>redditard tries to 4chan
This is how you do it, you stupid fuck

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>>56513855
>I don't use it, so nobody does xD
Fuck off, shill

>>56513994
I guess you've never been outside all day, but that's understandable.

Nobody seems to realize that you don't HAVE to buy the new iPhone

>>56514150
people are incoherently raging not because the new design is pants on head retarded, but because it will still achieve record sales yet again and it might swing the industry in that direction

and now they'll say I'm a shill despite not owning any apple products ever

bunch of faggots pretending they charge and listen at the same time

you were never going to buy an iPhone anyway

>>56513379
First of all, if you actually need to charge your phone every day, you either use it too much or have a shitty phone. I'm charging my 6+ every two or three days and I never even got below 20%. Second of all, literally all external speakers and headphones I use with the phone connect via Bluetooth and have pretty long battery lives. Worst case scenario, I'll have to charge both, phone and speaker at the same time but that never happened. Not even close. And let's face the obvious: if phones, adapters, or decent Bluetooth headphones mean a lot of money to you, you're poor. Just get a different phone and stop acting like you're smarter for having less money.

>>56514150
But my contract is up and I wanna get a new phone and I'm a metro sexual nu-male who doesn't wanna look uptrendy with green chat bubbles and low quality snap chats.

>>56514190
>charge and listen at the same time
literally spend hours a day doing this at my computer. All my podcasts are on my phone

>>56514199
>use it too much
>you're just doing it wrong
is this Jobs' ghost?

>>56514176
Vote with your money then
Don't buy a product that you don't want how hard is that really?

>>56514176
>it might swing the industry in that direction
Imho it will probably drive Apple's comeptition to challange the standard of headphone jacks and make them smaller and improve overall quality.

People will try to find intelligent solutions once Apple has made their move.

>people pretending that the iPhone 7 will have the same battery life a year after they purchase it

you can't make this shit up.

>>56514240
I voted with my money and only bought phones with SD card slots and no they're phasing those out anyway

>>56514234
Let's concentrate on the you being poor part, shall we?

>>56514273
I'm poor because i use my phone a lot? Anon I really don't follow this logic. Rich people didn't get rich by making retarded purchases

>>56514222

if your phone is plugged in, you can literally play them from the computer even if they are on the device

>>56514290
or I can just use the podcast app on my phone like I'm used to

>>56513771
>lightning to split adapter
>lightning to 1/8" jack
>1/8" to 1/4" jack
>three adapters between the phone and my headphones
Kill me

>>56514301

but the interface literally shows up on the computer....you don't have to transfer files or anything

>>56514318
not on Linux it doesn't

>>56514265
Pretty sure they're coming back

>>56514329

why would you even have an iPhone with linux as your os?

>>56514353
why not?

>>56514369

compatibility

>>56514384
I only need to transfer the occasional file and that's really easy with a good ios file manager. Other than that I have no reason to link my phone and computer

>>56514369
It's kinda like eating soup with only a knife.

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>>56514290
sour grapes

>>56514286
You are poor because you think the amount of money a phone or its accessories costs matter.

>Rich people didn't get rich by making retarded purchases
This is true, but it's about buying houses and cars and $10k watches - not fucking phones and adapters for 40 bucks. I'm not even rich but I don't need to check my bank account let alone save up for that kind of money either and I'll guarantee you that not a single person who complains about Apples pricing can afford a new iPhone w/o doing that.

>>56514412

Holy shit, how long have you had this image? This is from 2008 right? Underage fucks won't even recognize the first gen MacBook Air.

>>56514286
To be fair a lot of poorfags use their phone a lot because they can't afford a decent computer.

But a lot of richfags use their phone a lot too because they are out and about working constantly.

It's only middle class plebs who don't use their phone.

>>56513801
>His stereo doesn't have Bluetooth

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>>56514434
No idea

>>56514421

>defending a device is sour grapes

learn what sour grapes means. the sour grapes are the ones chewed by apple haters who will automatically hate everything the company does.

why be bitter about a device you were never gonna own in the first place?

i have an s4 and i suck dick on the weekends

>>56514456
>he uses bluetooth rather than a superior wired connection

I prefer audio quality

>>56514469
>Please Apple, remove this headphone jack. I don't even want the choice.

>>56514190
>you were never going to buy an iPhone anyway

Correct and this made me want an Iphone even less, good business plan, apple.

>>56514426
>u have less money than me so ur opinion is invalid xDDDDD

>>56514426
good for you? I don't remember saying I'd be financially devastated from buying an iPhone. I think I can get a more functional device with less adapters for less money. I would apply the same logic to buying anything. If that bother you, feel free to take your golden Timberlands, step on the gas of your chrome-painted Lambo and get away

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>>56514412
My cousin bought a new laptop, not a macbook but when she showed it to me she was so happy it charged through USB.
>"How cool is that?"

The only problem is it has only one USB port and no HDMI or display port or anything. Who designs stuff like that?

When I asked her why or what she bought it the response was literally "It's orange. Really pretty."

>>56514199
Sorry, my phone is actually useful enough to be used often.

>>56514437
That highly depends on your type of work. Most people who use their phone are lot are just on Facebook and other social media sites/apps. Viewing pictures and videos all day drowns your battery pretty fast, making the occasional call and writing emails or other text messages not so much. I'd say most hard-working people (who aren't some kind of journalists or in the tech industry) don't have the time or need to look on their phone all day.

>>56514490

>Please Apple, remove this headphone jack. I want other companies to finally put some serious R&D into the inevitable wireless future instead of jewing me for $300 for Kuckstarter-tier garbage

FTFY

>>56514498
>more functional device
Yes, more functional for YOU. Why should *I* care what YOU need? People who like Apple products are likely to hate cables - it's a match made in heaven! There is no rule that states a company can't cater to a very specific clientele - in fact, quite the contrary is the case. So it comes down to this: you need/want a headphone jack and I don't - who's in the wrong and why?

>>56514628
Richfag work involves using your phone a lot, because it is literally just managing other people

>>56514744
this was never a right or wrong answer thing. I'm criticising a piece of technology on a technology board

Here's a genuinely good idea, why don't they just put two lightning ports on the bottom.

>>56513379
vut why would you listen to music with earphones at home/when charging.

Loudspeaker? docker?

>>56514782
would interfere with some meme piece of equipment like the haptic motor or the second speaker

>>56514806

They could make it optional where one version had 2 lightning ports 1 speaker and the other was like how it is now.

>>56514803
who says I'm at home when I'm charging? When I'm hiking I have a battery pack and I listen to music with nice headphones. I'm not the asshole that listens to my music through the speakers

Go outside

>>56513379
I hate to defend apple but why are you charging your phone while listening to music

>>56514830
nobody in their right mind offers two models so close in their functionality, released at the same time

>>56514845
I've gone to 20+ food carts that depend on the headphone jack for their square readers. Their phones are being used all day so guess what? They're always being charged.

>>56514845
When I'm driving in my car navigating. The quality of the wired connection is superior to Bluetooth. I also like arriving somewhere with my battery at 100%

hardly a rare scenario

>>56514412
damn the first Air is fatter than i remembered
then again i'd only ever seen it on TV in the advert with the envelope

>>56513771
Steve Jobs is rolling in his grave

>>56514845
listening to music in bed

interesting how close Apple shill and Linux fanboy arguments are

>you don't really need [X] functionality
>you're just doing it wrong, do it another way
>it's not a bug it's a feature
>it might not comply with the standard but at least it's better!

>>56513915
>There's nothing to rip off
You can be this stupid. Apple is going to start a parent war soon over their iPhone7 bullshit.

how much is the 3.5 adapter again?

>>56514978
9 bucks

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>>56515000
thanks lad, gay image completed

>>56514769
Fair enough.

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>>56515027

I genuinely wish I had a remote and perfectly safe way of killing people.

>>56513379
Eh so u can double the charging speed?

>>56515052
The phone comes with an adapter you turbo autist.

>>56514199

Tell that to my CEO moron

>>56514234
Jobs's.

Singular possessive. Fucking idiot.

>>56515185
oh I'm so grateful apple, oh yes, I came on this info.

how much do they pay you my JIDF friend?

>>56515235
Why would he care?

>>56513379
That chord looks like it'll wear out in 4 months.

>>56515277
>>>/reddit/

iPhone 7 still has Bluetooth, yeah? Is the new wireless BS using BT or is it a separate RF band?
>>56513771
Also kek

>>56515277
That's entirely valid. gb2school.

>>56514150
No ones saying there gonna buy it. It's the fact that Cook is taking a shit on Steves grave.

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It's okay guys, Apple already came up with a way to fix the issue.

It only costs 49 bucks.

Amazing thinking on Apples part right there.

>>56514199
I have to charge my 5 every 3-4 hours. Maybe you use your phone once a day?

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>>56515426
lol wrong pic

>>56513771
>muh innovation

>>56515426
I mean I'll pay $49 for that

>>56515446
What's wrong with this?
It definitely beats having a flailing dong, just a phone that's a centimeter longer

>>56515426
Ah fuck pls tell me this is shopped. Squatting since months and nowhere near as thick.

>>56513994
>come home from work
>want to rest and relax
>go to bed with my phone to browse the internet, listen to music and watch videos
>battery is at 10%

>>56515472
Is that a serious question?

They removed functionality and are now making you pay 49 bucks to get it back.

And you are asking what's wrong with it

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>>56515472
>It definitely beats having a flailing dong, just a phone that's a centimeter longer

LOL WUT

>>56514744
So that's why they've implemented wireless charging right? Oh wait...

God you guys are so entitled. Just buy the $150 wireless headphones and then you can charge while you listen!

>>56515588
And what happens when the earbuds need to be charged at the same time

>>56515614
>recharging them
Lol. Just buy a new pair.

>>56515277
rip

>>56514469
im mad cause they think people are idiots and i dont like seeing people get tricked into spending when they dont need

>>56513771
So that's what Jobs died for

>people literally talking about how easy to lose they are?

Sure, if you are literally retarded. You'd be surprised to realize how little people lose something they spent over $100 on. Fucking hell /g/ it's a good thing most of you don't drive because youll lose your car every time you park it.

>>56514744
>So it comes down to this:
no its shitty business tactics and overpriced garbage

>>56516032
>shitty business tactics and overpriced garbage

>hasn't even used one or seen one in real life

fucking poorfags

Apple is going down the same hole they did in the 90s. Time to sell all my AAPL.

>>56513819
>>56513811
Damn, at this price you definitely can buy a decent smartphone

>>56514803
gf sleeping and want to fap but not wake her up or my phone to die when im about to cum

>>56514744
No, more functional objectively. This iPhone removed a feature in exchange for absolutely nothing. There's no upside. It's not a matter of opinion.

>>56515404
http://examples.yourdictionary.com/examples-of-possessive-nouns.html

can you into 4th grade?

>>56514845
Back home from work, phone has no battery and I want to listen to music while reading or taking a bath.

>>56516047
used it seen it didnt like it got something better and saved some money to pay your mom
fucking applefags

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>>56515398
The "airpods" are 150$ or 160$ seperate

>>56513771

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>>56513771
How innovative

>>56516126
http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/words/apostrophe

See the "personal names that end in -s" section. It's legitimate when the word ends in S.

>>56516947
look up ten websites and tell me how many agree with you.

http://literacy.kent.edu/Midwest/Materials/ndakota/spelling/lesson5.html

http://grammar.ccc.commnet.edu/grammar/possessives.htm

the only thing you're proving to me is that there are more idiots like you. it's not formally correct to do that. maybe it's common, but it's a common mistake.

it's people like you that are making literal mean figurative because you're uneducated and now we have to lower our standards

>>56514412
>applel talking shit about thinkpads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hnOCUkbix0

What if I plug in 2 chargers at the same time???

Stop whining you cowards

>>56517211
Literal already means figurative. You lost that battle long ago.

Language evolves, grandpa.

>>56514697
>in the meantime let me struggle carrying an adapter or be forced to buy wireless headphones. Also I love cock in my mouth and asshole

>>56517414

Maybe it means that in your street niggerspeak.

>>56517610
Yes, because I'm comfortable with change I must be a nigger.

Stay irrelevant.

I literally never charged my phone while listening to music. when I get home I connect to my stereo via bloetooth, while I'm out the battery lasts enough...

>>56517427

>in the meantime let me enjoy the godsend AirPods I've wanted Apple to make since the original design in 2012

Every other tech company looks up to Apple as they suck its chamfered aluminuim cock. Once they see how much people are willing to pay for actually decent wireless headphones they'll start doing serious work on development. Wireless earbuds up till now are fucking horrendous. The future really is wireless and there's nothing you can do about it.

>>56515279
> Is told objective fact
> Calls messenger a jew shill

lol, /g/. You card.

>>56514199
Well, technically any phone in airplane mode can last that long and even longer.
>phone
> airplane mode

>>56517721
>m-muh wireless future

Come on you fuck. Wired networks > Wireless for performance. Machines are built to perform (at least, that's the premise). It is NOT going to do anything but rake in more temporary stock booms. No RnD, just a long term drop for short term boost in crapple stock. Shortsale it if you can.

This is going to be horrible for crapple users. I love it.

>>56517721
The EarPod design is awful, there's literally no way to defend it

>>56518992

The delusion is delicious. This is 2010/2012 /g/ all over again. Wireless is the future, you're too tech illiterate to realize it. The next step for mobile networks, 5G, aims to have massive throughput and latency as low as fucking 1ms. Anything is possible with enough hard work you defeatist moron.

>>56519186

I hate earphones which create a seal, they're uncomfortable and weird, their workaround efforts are dumb too. The EarPod design fits me perfectly, they barely feel like they're there but they fit so snug. Sorry if you have retarded ears. Their Beats headphones use the same internals, however, I cannot defend Beats one bit. I wish Apple would licence the tech it uses to real headphone brands.

>>56514434
>how long
wakaba unixtimestamp tool you dumb newfag.

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>>56519845

MacBook Pros don't have zip drives? fucking dropped!

>>56520484

>n-no u

Exactly the reaction I expected and wanted. Thank you.

>>56513879
The Moto Z did it before, that phone doesn't have a headphone jack either. I'm hoping this isn't a slippery slide for all phone manufacturers...

>>56519845
/g/ has always been slow adopters of new tech. Poor people can't take risks.

>>56520667
>I'm hoping this isn't a slippery slide for all phone manufacturers...
Vain hope. Most phone makers copy Apple's every move. Google moved from copying the Blackberry's design as soon as the first iPhone appeared. Just look at the reference designs.

>before you had to spend a few bucks or pennies for a DAC
>Now you just make them pay 40$

>>56513379
fuck that, i ordered a bluetooth receiver for that shit. paid $20 and should get it within 2-3 weeks, in time for my iphone.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01LW3WU93

>>56519845
No matter how fast wireless signals transfer they will never beat the fundamental laws of physics.

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>>56513379
It'll still sell like a bitch though like every apple product

>>56514854

they already make different versions with different amounts of storage

just make the top tiers of storage also have an extra port

>>56513771
the meme is real

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>>56513379
>It's officially $40 to charge your phone and listen to something at the same time.
No. With this adaptor your buy the POSSIBILITY to listen and charge at the same time for 40$.
The Adaptor for 3.5mm costs probably 40$, too.

>oy vey, you have to chose between spending 80$ on adaptors to carry around
>or buying 160$ airCucks that give you 5 hourse of playback time for 160$
>tfw the goyim are stupid enough to literally buy this stupid meme
And iCucks defend this.. can't make this shit up.

WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT SHIT?
WHO IN HELL LISTEN TO MUSIC WHILE CHARGING THE FUCKING PHONE?

>>56519845
>Their Beats headphones use the same internals
>shitty products share the same internals
Beats are trash and so are Apple earphones. Bloated bass and leaking sound fucking everywhere.

>>56522977

By internals, I clearly mean the main, W1 processor you retarded fuck. Are you being deliberately dumb? Is this one long bait?

>>56513819
Same price in France.
This means 200$.
Where are those 40$ going to? Programs to teach muslims not to rape and kill?

>>56514744
>"People who like Apple products are likely to hate cables - it's a match made in heaven!"

That's why they're forcing an adapter cable for 2 additional cable utilities, adding up to 3 cables instead of 2, right?

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>>56513379
>modern apple

>>56523587
>can't charge the mouse while in use
That's the most courageous thing I've seen all night.

>>56513771
whoever green lit that should be shot